Hampshire fag here

>>685338088
Bedfordshire Britfag reporting!

I'm bored as fuck. I need to get laid or something

>>685338277
Eyyyyy, Surrey here

>>685338694
Whereabouts in surrey? I'm going fucking crazy.

>>685338962
GU10

>>685339123
RG26

Leicestershire fag. Haven't slept in about a week what with the Premier League win.

>>685339123
Like Alton or whatever. Cool, that's like 30 mins from me

Lincolnshire fag reporting in

What are people doing?

>>685340626
Getting ready for work,
You?

>>685340728
Lying in bed doing fuck all.

>>685339607
Freaky

>>685340840
Can you come cover my shift ?

>>685340968
Doing what?

>>685338533
this.

I'm in a rut.

Does being a kiwi living amongst Britbongs count?

>>685338088
BH1 reporting in.

>>685341105
Been on antidepressants for 2 years. Don't enjoy anything anymore.
I got a dozen games I haven't played but I just can't be arsed.

>>685341035
Selling yourself jkjk
I'm a shop manager and literally hate all my staff

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>>685341191
of course m8. anglos are natural friends.

>>685341191
I'll let it slide.

I'm guessing there's no femanons here.
>inb4 no girls on internet

>>685339123
Guildford is where it's at.

>>685341299
>Don't enjoy anything anymore.
tell me about it. no drive, don't care about anything. miss deadlines, fuck about.

I'm gonna try and move city. the midlands is too depressing.

>>685341618
Only YOU can drive yourself to be a greater person :)

>>685341546
to busy going out clubbing be railed by alpha males.

Anyone wanna play some vidya or something?

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>friday night
>dirty snapchat stories of once sensible now slutty girls

fml

Northumbriafag reporting in

>>685341810
I would but I'm unironically too autistic to speak to anyone who isn't my mum.

>>685338088
Westcountry checking in - Cornishfag.

Kid's asleep, bong's on, cider's poured - what you cunts up to tonight then?

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>local newsagents has run out of haribo pinballs

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Nobody posting nudes? What's the point?

>>685342329
Mild kek

Nottingham fag

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>>685341369
>>685341375
Rad. Living in the paradise that is London currently but planning on spending time in Edinburgh or Manchester soon.

Worth it?

>>685342289
>Kid's asleep
hey oldfag

>cider's poured
hey oldfag

>what you cunts up to tonight then?
hey oldfag

seriously how old must one be to have a fucking kid ???

Leicester fag

>>685342532
>Manchester
good nightlife, reasonable jop porspects, good banter

>Edinburgh
the scots will get on your wick. legendarily mental nights apparently but I just find the scots total cunts overall.

>>685342588
Kids are banging these little sprogs out at age 14 these days. Having a kid doesn't inherently mean you're old.

Oxfordshire

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Durham University fag here

From Derby though'

>bow before the glorious ram

>>685342897
Never seen anyone else from Oxfordshire on here.

>>685342710
isn't leicester paki central?

what's the like?

>>685343044
>Derby

ayup, stoke lad here

>>685343051
Leicester is like fucking New Delhi these days mate. Can't walk down a single street without hearing 27 different languages

>>685343216
You a pottery enthusiast mate?

>>685343421
>cultural enrichment

>>685343044
Careful you don't drown in the river. Seems like every few month another dumb cunt dies there

>>685342588
Oh, a thousand apologies, youthful master! I forgot this site is for Bois like you between the ages of 18 and 18 and a half...

In case you're not too bright, which looks likely, that was sarcasm and you can go suck a dogs cunt, you wanker.

Fy1 here bros. Who's smoking tonight?

>>685343543
>apparently

>>685343421
thats like it in every town now lad

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>>685342053
Kek

>>685343604
Aye, been four people in the last couple of years I think. Not sure how they manage it to be honest

PO4 Reporting in.

Any Surrey fags wanna drink?

I need to get hooked up. Can't be arsed getting drunk anymore.

>>685343722
true

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Does anyone else unironically literally feel like we're living in a really shit time? I wish it meant something to be a man still. All the old towns are dead, no communities. Job's are fucked.

internet abuse (spending too much time on it) has deprived me of an ability to make connections with people and deal with real life problems. I'm sure people here can sympathise.

>>685343044
DERBY UNITE!
Where I'm originally from!

>>685342513
ayyy same here mate

>>685343837
>on the piss since 12 noon
>makes way to next pub
>need to piss bad
>pissbehindawall.jpg
>vault athletically over wall
>drown

anyone goin manchester met?

Leicester boys up the foxes!!!!!!!

Islington here.

>>685343876
I fancy a drink but that's a fair way for a beer.

>>685343976
Whereabouts?

>>685343969
Yep, for years I laughed at my parents for their sedentary lifestyle, but just recently I remember them always having cash to go out, 2 holidays a year, mortgage always payed, lose one job Monday = get new job Tuesday...

I guess they will be having the last laugh, the wily old fuckers.

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>>685338088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LGzRXr8yj4

>>685344049
I've drunkenly staggered home along the river many a time and managed to avoid drowning

>>685344139
I bet you were saying the same thing about Chelsea last year, and Man City before that...

lads watch this fucking funny video

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y1LIAE8FlQ&index=27&list=FL3Nqqj_Sc5nEOK6D6Bor98Q

>>685344270
More towards Matlock / Belper kinda area.
But I always say Derby to people, Because it's the nearest big place haha

Dorset fag inbound

Portsmouth reporting in

>>685344869

Where abouts?

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Dave "the rave" Cameron reporting in vote ukip ama

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>>685344644
ultimate fucking kek

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What's up

>>685343842
ooooooh shit close to me mate PO5

>>685345005
PO5

>>685338088
Abingdon fag here, originally a St Helens fag. Anyone nearby?

>>685345013
hey dave

>>685345154
>Abingdon
why do you live in a place I've never heard of?

>>685345312

Same, I had to Google it.

Gu16 here

>>685345154
Hour away ish

>>685338088
Pip, pip cheerio lads.

Bristol anyone ?

PO31 here

>>685345154
Used to work at a place near Abingdon in Milton Park.

Norwich reporting in.

>>685345425
GU15 Reppin' WHUT WHUT

>>685345099
>>685345144
Close to Fratton St?

>>685345691
nah like a 15 minute walk

>>685345634
Wat up man

>>685345888
Where about's you at?

>>685344441
Same here, I live on the coast with a fucking river slap bang in the middle of the city and I'm still here. Just suggesting that being on the piss for 12 hours may affect your judgement re: skipping over a wall for a piss, for example.
A mate of mine was balls-deep in some old slag he'd pulled outside a club on the marina, got carried away and ended up in the fucking harbour with his aging slut. How we laughed when she nearly drowned and he proceeded to puke on her.

>>685339607
GU9 here

>>685342341
Why do British chicks look really hot, or horrible train wrecks. There is no in between.

>>685346085
Frimley Green

>>685338088
Honest questions my British cousins. What do ya'll think of the southern American accent.

>>685346402
The really hot ones only hide behind a shit ton of makeup mate. In the end they're all the same

>>685346523
on a woman, I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

>>685342818

Manchester is one of the poorest regions in the UK

how does it have good job prospects

the best you can expect is the national average wage

>>685346523
fucking cool

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMGMZsKXz94

>>685346402
probably just preferred preference