Don't

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>>685333877
shoot yourself

>>685334043
In the dick

>>685333877
exit bag faggot kys

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>>685334135
no, that would make you a lesser being. You must be a jew. I kill jews.

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>>685333877


What if I told you that everything's actually alright? No bullshit, anon

>>685334242
but my life's got no purpose. i have nothing else
>>685334043
how can I kill myself without pain

>>685333877
Omg next faggot today....

>>685333877
Step 1. Practice your professional noose tying skills

Step 2. Enter a local noose tying competition

Step 3. Win gold

Step 4. Hang yourself with the winning noose

Step 5. Profit

sleeping pills and asphyxia, plain ol' overdose, if going to cut, drink a few aspirins (about nine) and do it horizontally.

>>685334340
hanging or exit bag

>>685333877
Helium and gas mask

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>>685334340
YOU CANNOT! DEATH IS THE TOTAL SHUTDOWN OF THE BODY AND BRAIN. YOU WILL EXPERIENCE THE MOST DREADFUL FEAR AND PAIN YOU'VE EVER FELT IN YOUR FINAL MOMENTS. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A PAINLESS DEATH.

They say burning is quick and painless.

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>>685334340

>but my life's got no purpose. i have nothing else

If you think about it, there's no reason anything should even exist. All we have is a blank slate reality to instill with our own will and purpose. If nothing really matters, then everything is ok anyway.

>>685334522
>gunshot through the heart/brain stem for instant death
>no time to comprehend pain or fear or even what just happened

>>685333877
Shoot up a school and then shoot yourself

>>685334340
Helium tank with a breathing mask.

>>685334522
>sleeping pills and asphyxia, plain ol' overdose, if going to cut, drink a few aspirins (about nine) and do it horizontally.
but it is final, so theres nothing else.

>>685334511
how?>>685334490
what do i use to cut>>685334580
how?

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OP is a faggot.

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>>685334698
it is not instant. Consciousness can still continue for a time. What if you miss the most vital parts or your brain?

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>>685333877

>>685334655
but what's the meaning of life then?
nobody likes me anyways so i have no purpose in existing

>>685334778
Kill me

>>685334788
a sharp blade, a knife will do. Cut directed to your body, so you can get the whole extension of the veins (arms).

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>>685333877

>>685334999
CONFIRMED. i will be at your location in 24 hours. I am in another country, sorry for the delay

>>685335126
helium is kinda hard to get, where can o get it in a local store? i dont want to order from amazon i want it to be asap

>>685333877
abandon your life in a different way. Leave. sell your shit. go anywhere. run out of money. do what you can where you are. Then kill yourself. You wont still want to, but its still an option.

>>685334778
Fuck you!

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>>685334988

The meaning of life is subjective mostly, but i'd say that since you are alive, you are meant to live. When you take a look at the bigger picture everything is more simple. The things that cause our troubles are often smaller, insignificant things that have managed to clutter our views and psyche. When you really realize how pointless dwelling in negativity is, things become more clear. Negativity is simply not progressive.

I think, therefore I am. I live, therefore I will do.

>>685335504
doesnt immediate suicide would be better

>>685334788
>>685335107
Be soaking in a warm bath too and take blood thinners if you have them, it'll make you bleed out faster

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if i get dubs you live

Man, OP, not to be a fucking weiner but I had a friend kill themselves a few months ago and it was rough. Seeing her parents be so heartbroken and seeing everyone at her funeral was terrible. For weeks everyone in my department at school was a mess and some of us still are. Your life means a lot more than you think it does and when you kill yourself you are taking away any chances of you ever finding joy. Trust me on this one, just fucking tolerate another day of existence. And another. And another. And keep going. Eventually you'll find reasons to be alive.
And furthermore, OP, if you want to kill yourself, why would you care about it being painless? If you ended up succeeding, the pain is only temporary and then it wont matter anymore. But remember that-- pain is only temporary. One day you'll also get through the pain of being suicidal and depressed but you wont see that unless you stick around for it.

TLDR, I give gay ass advice to OP.

>>685335647
sorry, what?

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>>685333877
Kill someone, get raped in prison until die

OD on amphetamine

>>685333877
>77 dubs
>333 trips
>My life is shit
What else you want faggot?

just find a train and jump in front of it dumb ass

>>685335605
>>685335939
those are good points, but i think I'm kinda hopeless.
I just wanted to know how to commit suicide/the way who can't leave room for fail.
I don't think there's a way back

>>685334778
god no
>>685333877
Better stream it faggot

>>685336312
that could fail

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>>685335894

Anime tittle?

>>685334340
if you realy want to die , you would not fear pain

>>685336425
helium nigger. Break into a denitst's office at night and steal some, who cares about jail if you're dead first. They'll have all the equipment you need mostly

>>685334778
replyed

>>685335894
>>685336478
Nevermind, i've found it.

>>685336556
how is that. i am afraid that I can fail and I get ridicularized

i want to kill myself too OP

not cuz my life is bad but because i just cant muster any desire to live

all i care about is sleeping and eating enough that i can sleep without uncomfortable hunger pangs

4chan is what i do to make myself sleepy if i cant sleep

>>685337011
>ridicularized

>>685333877

- put up the videos of Hillary's speeches
- maximum volume
- auto rewind
- have someone tieing you on the chair in front of screen
- start videos
- wait for death

>>685333877
on stream

>>685337154
how can i stream. i dont mind if i do it

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>>685336425

You're obviously posting this thread because you're scared and need encouragement, if you really wanted to kill yourself you would have done it regardless. Listen to your will to live and find a way, that's the only thing any of us have. To liberate yourself from your troubles is one of the reasons we live. If you choose to live, you will find yourself in places that you could only dream of, but instead, it will be reality.

>>685337119
He want death, not permanent brain damage.

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>>685333877
Rest in O.P

hastily and without delay

>>685337251
that might be true, but if my life is a complete failure and everyone hates me what is the purpose of my existence.

>>685333877
work yourself to death trying to improve it. You do that and people will say you went down fighting and if you fail you at least wind up with a better life. If you need help ask God.

Helium is the most comfortable

>>685337753
i think im too young to believe god

eat batteries

>>685338118
oh that's gross lol

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>>685337753
Look at this faggot, not only is he white knighting, but he's also trying to get someone on /b/ to start believing in some religion. You're such a cuck you deserve all the shit you get for it.

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>>685337568

I can't tell you your purpose, because it's yours. Only once you leave failure behind and resist fear you will figure it out. It's really not as hard as it sounds, I can type or explain until my fingers fall off but you will only really know once you try. I can guarantee that not everyone hates you.

Do not live under fear.

>>685338325
then how do I get out? i feel hopeless

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>>685333877
Checked.

>>685334340
Take an Aspirin and cut yourself.
Aspirin is a blood-thinning drug which will make you bleed to death faster if your cut is long enough you will only be conscious for like 13 seconds.
But suicide is for pussies and the easy way out and instead of asking this stuff on 4chan you should go to a psychologist and ask him what you can do against your thoughts.

>>685333877
Keep posting on /b/ until all these shit threads kill you.

>>685338831
This is not very sound advice.

>>685337011
depends on suicide method , plan your suicide ,look at mistakes of others . if you jump from buildings be sure its very very higher (20 meter is not engough at least 50-100 meter) and be sure its cement ground , people jumped from 50-100 and survived with only broken arms or legs becouse they land on grass ground and bushes

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>>685338497

Pay special attention to what makes you feel happy and good, use discipline and consistency to pursue it. Dwelling on bad feelings is pointless. There's no rush, and no point to compare your progress/life to everyone elses. It won't be absolutely easy. But the payoff of your work will be amazing

>>685334833
easier said than done

>>685338497
my god OP is that you?

just start gambling. open a practice trading account on oanda.com you will spend your life trading and reading the news and you might actually know whats going on in the world rather than only about your own life. not an insult its easy to be conscious but not consciencious know what i mean??

best way to circumvent death no joke iv been doing it my entire life and now i know just about anything.

>>685335126

Better take some major sedatives before doing this. The "urge to live" is stronger than you think. People have been known to tear at the mask as they were passing out. I guess you could secure/handcuff hands behind back. There is no fucking "easy way".

continued:

im probably better informed than those cucks in government but who am i to complain im a peasant

>>685334833
blah blah blah
bullshit

>>685339329
like what. i'm sure i can't get a better life. and if I do, what will be its purpose if I got no friends. my family is dead, i got no one, and I can't help feeling bad. and I can't honestly see what I could be if my future was amazing. honestly

>>685337251
this

>>685334833

Fuck this post is stupid. Yeah, "do some dumb shit" that might get you in deep legal trouble. Then you WILL want to live. pathetic

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swim out to see and if you changed yr mind you can swim back to shore, if you can >:) hypothermia will prob set in even if you do make it or you could die trying to make life a great place for yourself

>>685339212
also do it at night , less people will see you = higher chance to die if dont die by the jumb itself

>>685339766
May I ask how old you are?

The best thing to do is call a help line.

IT CAN GET BETTER, with time.

If your life is shit it can only get better, faggot. Don't kill yourself.

>>685340382
>oanda
22

>>685340516
i live in europe AFAIK there's no help lines here for suicide

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>>685339766

How can you be so sure if you haven't even tried..? It is your purpose, not anyone elses, not your friends. Once you start to recuperate, you will find friends and other good things as a result of living along the way. You are the fruit of your family, even if they aren't here. They live inside you as memories and lessons. No one can help feeling bad, even if you're doing great, the bad will always be there, but you CAN control and negate it.

>>685340592
Do you have a job or are you a student?

>>685340798
student

>Make noose out of razor wire
>Get chair, step into noose
Glue hands to head (making sure the noose only goes round your neck, avoiding your arms)
>Kick away chair,
>Noose will chop off head
>End result: looks like you ripped your own head off.

If your a christian you could commit a suicide bombing in an islamic neighborhood
That would be refreshingly funny for me, fast for you and you would help building a better world

>>685340660
but how can I negate if that's the only thing that occurs to me?
Also how can I start recovering? I feel like there's not a place for me and I don't want to feel like this, but it keeps on like this every day

>>685341009
and what are you studying and where do you live

>>685341145
i'm atheist

>>685341079
This

>>685333877
Make a nose with piano wire, put it over your head and glue one of your hands to your head, then when you hang yourself, it looks like you just pulled your head off

>>685341231
eletronics and computer science and UK

>>685341257
Yeah, but they're still Muslims

>>685334778
dammmmmnnn

>>685341326
I think that sounds great! Do you enjoy studying ?

>>685341257

Close enough, are you at least white ?

>>685340651
Here you go:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=european+suicide+hotline

>>685341554
yes, i love computers, but i know when I get out of college I will be unemployed, and won't ever be able to find a job thus being a waste to the society

>>685341587
yes, why

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>>685341181

You have to realize you are not built to only feel bad. You are an incredible thing that is capable of feeling and doing so much more, even if you don't think it's so right now. Realizing the problem is the first step to recovering. You must self assess yourself by thinking of what makes you feel accomplished. Go out and try and do things/activities with aim towards something you want. It's like the same satisfaction you get when you build some tight ass lego creation or something like it.

There's not a place for anyone really, you make your place by building yourself.

>>685333877
Define best you stupid fucking bastard. How are people supposed to answer a question that vague? It's like you're not even trying here. Maybe you're too goddamn dumb to commit suicide, odds are you'd fuck it up like everything else you've ever tried to do.
Hell with it anon just live it out and continue being a sad ass piece of shit.

>>685341795
No way you are going to be unemployed if you enjoy what you are doing! Maybe you could look for some kind of practicum for example as a web designer or game designer.
And what are you thinking about your classmates?

>>685342297
that's really good advice.
what would one reccomend to make me forget suicidal thoughts?

>>685334778
noope

>>685342584
they dont like me.
i would like to get to know them but they don't like me. and they tell me there's not any more jobs for computer related works. and i'd love to do that but I think it would be in vain

>>685341795
Dude, absolutely EVERYONE needs computer engineers, at least in the US, top gun companies are always hiring for those positions, like Lockheed Martin, Google, and Apple

>>685334778
ewewew

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>>685342675

The way i've figured out to forget bad thoughts is to focus on what's good with you instead. Focusing on good thoughts is like giving plants sunlight and water, the more you think and continue to learn about it, the more the thoughts will grow and overshadow the bad and eventually start to replace them. What do you like to do? What are you good at? I know you're good at something.

>>685334778
φθψκ υοθ

>>685333877
See you tomorrow faggot. Nice dubs.

>>685342855
Just try. write some applications. not just one but many and dont give up. But damn your classmates are dicks. have you tried to talk to other people at your university? I am sure that there are people who want to be your friend.

>>685334778
Fast b4404

>>685334778
dubs and it's yours when you wake up tomorrow

Euthanasia coaster

>>685343484
yes i tried. everyone keeps rejecting me just because i'm different . and i don't get it. it's just i'm intorvert. and no I think nobody would. at least that I know

>>685343124
i am brilliant at computers. but I can't find a good use to it

>>685333877
Shotgun to the head, retard.

>>685341079
what about the bloody wire? hmph

>>685334778
Dy pls

>>685334778
Fuck you

>>685334778
pls no

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>>685344426

We're living in a time where your skill is in demand, there is absolutely a good use for it. I would say to study all you can about it and try to practice and create. Pick a particular subject you're knowledgeable about and make it yours, other skills as well will become easier to work with once you become advanced in one. Is there any particular computer skill you possess?

>>685344344
You shouldnt care about them.
But if you really want to make friends I can recommend you cooking classes, any sport or just jogging.
But sport is great because it basically forces people to meet you and talk to you and it is going to help you against your depression.

>>685339505
CO would be better, but it's harder to get and unsafe for people who find you. You could just set up a diesel generator in your bedroom and go to sleep.

>>685345037
i am good at C C++ and Java. I once wrote a simple game like in a month but deleted it as it was crappy. I am also creative. The thing is that i can't either find a good use for it and I know I won't or I will in a miserable way use my skills in the future

>>685345487
i get it , that's a nice idea too, meeting people would be ideal. maybe I can find a person who doensn't hate me at all

>>685345688
I bet you can and I dont get it why these people dont like you. From what i have read so far you seem like a good person.

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>>685345517

You doubted your abilities at the very beginning even though you managed to actually finish something? The first things you invent aren't going to be the best obviously. That little game you created is something that not many people actually know how to do. Imagine even just a small amount more of effort, you're already lapping everyone who doesn't know how to do that. Capacity for creativity is the greatest tool, you have success encoded within your being, all it takes is effort.

https://youtu.be/1DSIp7zyXO0

>>685341370
top kek

drink bleach

>>685334778
Reply

>>685346482
and I try to be a nice person. for being intorvert and opening too much with people i always shoot myself in the foot. and that's the way everything ever was to me. i never had people that i could really call friends

>>685334522
Not true. Minutes before death the brain floods the body with chemicals such as endorphins and DMT that will disassociate you from your body during the process

>>685333877
Don't kill yourself faggot

>>685346928
yes and I still doubt because I don't see a very feasible future for me although my capacities are good. and the first game I made to myself was pretty crappy with an okay story, but I only deleted it, because no one gave a crap about it. and I tried to show to some people . even online or in forums. and I worked hard on it. guess i just gotta work harder i guess

>>685334778
what the hell

>>685333877
use helium

research the helium suicide method

please stream it if possible and do something worthwhile for once in your miserable existence .

>>685334580
Don't listen to this dumbfuck op.

>>685347729
Summerfag

Nobody knows which method is the least painless because the people who succeeded are dead and can't tell you dumbass

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Shotgun. 12 gauge. In mouth. Diagonally.

K

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>>685347751

>yes and I still doubt because I don't see a very feasible future for me although

>my capacities are good.

>guess i just gotta work harder i guess

Now you're starting to realize. The thing you need to remind yourself is that the potential is within you already, infinite. Your will is like a small flame from a match, small, and easy to blow out. But once you work to feed the fire, it will eventually become a giant forest fire, almost impossible to extinguish. There's gonna be rough times still in store for you, that's just the facts. But you will overcome, and you will pick yourself up and you will be better prepared to deal with them when they come. You can fuckin' do this shit OP, YOU ALREADY KNOW YOU CAN.

Godspeed, OP.

>>685334778
K

>>685334778
Ok

>>685334778
Pls no

>>685334778
Pls no pls

>>685347413
yeah I know that feeling. Opening too much is never a good idea ( maybe just for me ) but instead of telling them my feelings or my problems I just smalltalk (but not that much because I dont like to talk :D) but if some wants to know something they will ask.
but do you really have no friends ? there have to be some people who are nice to you and these are the people you should talk to.
Maybe you have the same interests like videogames and if they have you could try to talk with them about it or play it with them.
but seriously dont just kill yourself there will come a time when everything will be better and you will be happy to not have killed yourself.

>>685334778
pls no dick cancer

>>685334778
Nigga pls no

>consume a shitload of viagra
>get your girlfriend (if you don't have one then a prostitute)
>start to fuck
>die when the orgasm hits
>best death ever

>>685334778
Oh no!

>>685349064
THANKS. You're a great person. You truly made me realize that I have potential after all. And I will, I'm determined to change my future! Again thanks for everyone that made me reconsider my fate, guess, I'l be dying of age ... :P.
>>685349342
and i'm gonna try to be more social in the future :P . i don't have friends currently, meaning people that I talk to, or even make small chat. but i'm gonna work around that

Again thanks everyone, guess today's not the day :D

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>>685334778
no quiero

>>685349908
That's great to hear
Good Luck :D

>>685349908

One more thing: You are not alone, I tell you this because I've experienced what you're going through. Keep your damn head up.

Don't do it man you were given life for a reason (not being religious in fact fuck god) so enjoy you're life to its fullest

>>685350333
I WILL :D

>>685334778
ok