>>685332339
yes

passive or active?

i would not pay her that much

Fuck id do it for free

>>685332339
source?

>>685332339
people pay to fuck a tranny, just saying.

>>685332339
For one billion dollars, I'd stab a baby being held in her mother's arms

>>685332339
Constantly. In every possible way, and a few more after we save up for my surgery.

Anyone who says no to this is either lying or a complete fucking idiot.

>>685332661
Would you cut one out of a womb with a car key?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhuEsOWnqA4

I mean this ones probably got a bigger dick than me so idk about that.

>>685332339
A billion? Bring on a room full of them. I'll suck and fuck em all.

As long as she has a feminine penis.

for a billion dollars i'd let a dickgirl fuck me

That tranny can fuck me . Shit. That's a lot of money.

sure

makes a change from me paying for the privilige

>>685332339
>girl with a dick
>with a dick
>dick
>has XY chromosomes
>isn't a girl

I'm not a homophobe or transphobic, but no.

>>685332339
No such thing as chicks with dicks. Only men with tits.

>>685332339
>>685332339
Girls dont have dicks

>>685332339
a would have sex whit 1,000,000,000 girls whit dick for $1

>>685332339
>girl
>who has a dick?
Oh you delusional poor child. And yes, I would have gay sex for that much money. Probably even enjoy it, I did much more deprived shit.

>>685332339
>for a fucking billion dollars would you do something you don't like just once?

Are you fucking retarded? The only people who would say no are faggots in horrifically deep denial.

Like, fuck. A billion? I'd probably do it if I was just offered to have my student loans paid plus enough to cover grad/law school.

People spend their entire lives working jobs they hate, jobs that kill them inside or literally destroy their health. How is it a question to take or give a dick for like, an hour max, for an amount that would set up everyone down to your grandkids to never lift a finger to work in their entire lives?

>>685332339
Yes, for a cool mil (tax free) I'd fuck a man.

>>685332968
all men have tits

I'd do it for free

>>685332539
Fucking faggot autist

>>685332339
Source?

There's not a lot of things I wouldn't do for 1,000,000 USD

>>685332339
>with a girl that has a dick

>>685333167
This

>>685333347
An hero?

>>685333347
well the quote was for 1bil, not 1mil. Does that change anything?

>>685333395
thanks for the correction

>>685333450
As long as I get to say who it goes to idgaf

>>685333515
In that case absolutely not

>>685332339
I would pay that for the girl in the pic

Yeah, and I'd do it for a lot less. He'll I'd do it for free if she's hot

>>685333055

This guy gets it.

>>685332339
Shit id pay to be with her

do i have to tell anyone?

>>685333847
>her

>>685333943
And does she have to fuck me in the ass?.Does it have to wear a condom?you need to be more specific anon

>>685333943
for a billion, does that really matter?

>>685334122
yes.

>>685333708
This - absolutely this!

>>685334268
how insecure you must be, anon.

I'd fuck pretty much anyone for 1 bil.

>>685334410
1+

>>685334363
I prefer my trannies with tiny, flaccid cocks

>>685334019
The post does say "a girl with a dick" "GIRL" so although i see people as the sex they originally were just like you, i win based on a gramatical error.

as long as i was doing the fucking. i aint getting fucked.

>check number of zeroes

well, i'll stroke the shaft, tickle the purse and swallow the gravy. unless it's in my ass. that's cool.

>>685334437
I would fuck Donald Trump AND Hillary Clinton for that amount.
Although Donald should be the one BJ'ing.

>>685332339
Requesting nigger traps

>>685332339
I'd swallow 2 liters of cum too, for a billion dollars nigger.
>>685332751
even with a SPAM key while biting off her eyes, for a billion dollars nigger

Yup even if this dude had AIDS

>>685332339
but it wouldn't be a girl when it has a dick

Is it a femanine penis?

>>685332339
id do it for free

>>685332339
I'd have sex with pretty much anyone for that amount of money. As long as I don't have to bother with making them come, then it's like 15 seconds and bam, millionaire.

>>685332339
how does it cum without balls

>>685332339
Yes

>>685334610
I've never seen an attractive nigger tranny or trap

prove me wrong, I'm open to fap to it. Just saying I've never seen it

>>685332339
A billion dollars.
I'd suck Caitlyn Jenner's disembodied dick for a billion dollars.

>>685334488
Just get a gril with an enormous clit instead... shrug...

>Girl

>Dick


What?

>>685332339
A billion dollars? I'd let her fuck me.

been there done that. only got takeout though

>>685332339
> dick
> girl
Pick one

>>685332339
Bitch, I'm broke and virgin, I'd do it for $5

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>>685332339
I have serious question. Males are born with a penis, females with a vagina. How then, would it be a girl with a dick? Maybe OP you are just faggot?

>>685334818
I subscribe to a small sub-section of faggot that does not like manly men or flamboyant guys but love trannies.

so, no, women are out of the question

ye

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>>685335011
Checked!

>>685332339
Repeat after me. There are NO chicks with dicks just dudes with tits

>>685334969
would you fuck me for $50??

I'm relatively young, petite, nice ass, small cock, not fat, but I'm no tranny, just a faggot

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>>685334977
hey look, it's this guy again. fuck off, this guy.

>>685332339
There is only a handful of things I probably wouldn't do for a billion dollars. I can't even think of one now.

>>685335077
Czech yourself before you wreck yourself, mate

Before or after taxes?

>>685335011
Well, that actually makes sense.
But would that not just be a gril with a anormous clit AND a submissive streak?

>>685335149
I don't know, maybe if you're feminine enough

>>685332339
As long as I don't have to touch the dick and its not fucking me

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>>685335149

>>685335131
Go die somewhere..

>>685332339
How the Fuck do you cum like that?

I would pay for

>>685332339
One billion dollars? I'd have sex with a corpse for one billion dollars.

>>685335406
Like what? I have always come like that - am i wrecked?

>>685335305
the vagina, anon.
I detest the cunt

>>685335335
not in the face unless I wear a ton of make-up. And even then, you can tell I'm a CD though not at first glance . . . though my pic come out very well

>>685335349
what's your point?

>>685335382
you can't deny science you faggot kill yourself and dont forget the flip

I'd do it for $10

For a billion dollars I'd do pretty much anything, tbh

>>685335501
yes, me too

>>685335571
Let's see that pic!

>>685332339
ye, but they have to give it to me, before i do it.

>>685335577
It must suck being you...

>>685335571
With make up and a wig I think I could.
Post a pic then.

I'd pay to comb her hair.

>>685332769
with a dick like that, she could sit on mine while I sick on hers.

It's not a girl it's a guy dumb ass op

Most I'd pay is 1k

>>685335793
>>685335687
>those pics

I don't have them, I've only seen them.
This guy I met on AFF pays to dress me up and take pics . . . only ever asked for a HJ.

Never dressed up myself, can't afford the make-up, clothes, et cetera

I'd pay to watch her sleep in the moonlight.

>>685332339
> girl
> dick

Pick one.

And no, I wouldn't - because I'm not gay. Someone with a dick isn't a girl any more than someone with a fucking Burger King crown is a monarch, and you stupid niggers need to just accept that you're faggots.

>>685332339
For one billion dollars? I'd lick them toes, I'd suck that dick from the back. I'd let it pop up in my ass. You know how long I could try to spend that much money and still not run out?

>>685335990
Then just post your pic

>>685336115
*tips fedora*

>>685332923
>transphobic
>homophobe

what kinda gay piece of libtard shit are you? Those aren't fuckin words; they're PC, leftist, agenda-driven slang. Get off the fucking internet

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>>685332339
>For $1,000,000,000 would you have sex with a girl who has a dick?
only if that bitch is passable, and id do it for free.

anybody would
/thread

>>685333103
Triggered

>>685332339
>>685332604
http://www xvideos com/ video12248713/_longmint_best_cumshots

>>685336115
Yaaaawwwnnnn.... should'nt you check if your wall paint was drying, selfrighteous religious fag

>>685336190
I'm going to be on AFF in like an hour, fucking myself on cam

just got this huge 10in toy with a 5.5in girth

>>685336219
He knows words... he musta be weird!
He reads!!! Kick him!

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>>685336570
> calls me fag
> wants to fuck someone with a penis
> only defense is I must be religious
> mfw

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>>685332339
Yes, as long as she looks like this

>>685336751
Go FUCK yourself - you will NEVER decide what I do with my body - NEVER.
No amount of shit posting from you will ever change that.
That said - I don't see why something is "wrong" in the first place.
Go vote Trump or something...

>>685336595
I don't know what that is and I'm not going to stick around for much longer, just post your pic

>>685335959
underrated

>>685337005
sauce

>>685337107
>adultfriendfinder

how do you fuck strangers, anon?

>>685337038
> you will NEVER decide what I do with my body - NEVER.

You may literally be a retard. I simply said that I'm not playing make-believe pretend-along with your faggotry, not that I care what you do with your body. I did omit that I hope you get AIDS, linger a few months to drain your family of their limited resources, and then die a painful death, but that's not what I usually lead in with.

>>685332339
I would.
With that much money for sure, but with condom or some precautions.

>>685337254
I don't, first thing I said is that I'm virgin.

>>685337005
Sauce? I would fuck him hard omg

>>685332813
right, make that money tax-free and they can be guys

>>685337520
oh, my bad

with that said . . . you should join AFF and fuck strangers

>>685337275
That is, literally, the dumbest thing I have ever read. Go die somewhere... literally.

>girl
>has dick

why is this becoming accepted in society

Hell if I didnt know I would get payed a billion to do it I would have done it for free. Id fuck her ass til I was about to cum then pull out, hop on that huge dick and finish with that thing balls deep in my ass. Just sayin.

>>685332339
I would fucking destroy the girl

>>685337746
Because we are not all religious narrow minded republican scum.

>>685332339
she's hot. And i'm not a dude. I'd do it for a billion.

>>685332339
for that amount of cash ill let 'her' and 'her' 'sisters' triple anal me while i swallow bill cosbies dark meat and sauce.

>>685337746
b8

>>685336219
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST GAYS OR TRANNIES.

Happy now, faggot?!?

>>685337937
Was about to write that. As a femanon I find it alluring, but have not tried.

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>>685337746
Because our society has cancer in the form of these faggots, and instead of getting rid of it, we're feeding it.

Their place is being dragged behind a truck, being lyched, or chemically castrated if you're the sentimental type - not given special bathroom privileges.

>>685337640

I'll try, but I don't think it's that popular where I come from.

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>>685332339
>Girl
>Dick
Pick one.

>>685338152
Flunked empathy in highschool? Or just 'merifag?

>>685338152
People not be like me - people must die!

>>685338152
OP here, and this is nothing compared to the thousands on my shelf

>>685338095
Same here. Some of them are very beautiful and have giant dicks.

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>>685332339
I can't afford that much :(

>>685338381
Today, OP was a pretty cool guy (no images on phone, sorry...)

>>685332339
Girls don't have dicks, kid.

>>685332339
nah but i would fuck your mom just for fun

>>685338495
Are you fuckin' serious?

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I'd do it for 10k lol
1k if it was just a normal guy
Trannies are disgusting though

>>685338286
If you took "empathy" in high school, you must have been in the class that had to lock up the paste or else it'd get eaten.

im not a billionare

>>685338435
Yeah, it's like it should be the best of two worlds, but I guess I know when/if I try it...

>>685332339
Give and take...on national television. People would be like "you fucked a tranny" and I'd be like "yea, and now I own an island"

>>685338152
your a little extreme in your views, i see homosexuality as mental illness...it needs treatment and therapy but in no way should we be executing or sterilizing these people, equally we shouldnt be encouraging them.

>>685332339

For a BILLION fucking dollars?

I'd fucking suck off a room full of em for a billion dollars

>>685332339
>girl
And I'm not a faggot, so no

>>685338381
At least you admit you're gay. Now if you could just lose the mental delusion that people with penises are women, nobody would give a shit.

>>685338641
Good comeback - really! It reaked of intelligence and depth. Keep 'em coming,

>>685332339
You mean a man with fake tits, right.? Also yes.

>>685338689
yeah, it's just not a common thing to find those sorts out there though.

I would do it for free tbh

>>685338732
I understand I'm a bit extreme. I guess I see my views as the impetus to move the pendulum back towards sanity and away from this faggotry. Half-measures initially won't cut it.

>>685338467
This one I'd fuck.

>>685339057
Ahahaha.... babby tried... oh my god...

>>685332339
i'd do it for free.

>>685332854
Kek

>>685332339
There is not much I wouldn't do for a billion dollars.
I would probably kill someone for that kind of money

>>685337005

I've looked everywhere on google and it's unsauceable...

>>685332339
who is sticking it in who?

>>685338388
Sauce!

>>685332339
Depends on how feminine her penis is

>>685336720
>liberal arts college student

So gay sex with a guy?

>>685337038
>can't tell right from wrong

Faggot.

>>685341818
No, straight sex with a girl

>>685332539
Top kek

>underrated post

>>685337721
Why are you even on the internet? Kill yourself

Ever realised that all you faggots play more with a dick in your life then with a vagina.

Stop being autists. And accept playing with dicks.

>>685338388
i wish i had her lady balls in my mouth right now

>>685342778
Top kek

>>685338388
SAUCE

>>685341022
I wish all that womanly sperm was on my face

I'm literally not even into guys at all either

>>685342778
LOL

>>685342206
You're forgetting about the dick, faggot.

>>685343190
Oh yeah my bad
*No, straight sex with a girl who has a feminine penis

>>685343374
who is this princess?

>>685332339
For that kind of money I'd have sex with the corpse of your great grandfather.

>>685332339
I don't have the kinda money right now but maybe I could write them out a cheque

>>685333055
/thread

>>685343827
my great grandfather is alive and black

>>685332563
Would you do me for free too? :3

>>685344044
yes show dick

i don't need 1000000000 $, hell yes for sex with this chick !!!

>>685344037
>Alive and black
I wouldn't even do that for all the money in the world

>>685338388
Why does /b/ make me want to have sex with that?
I am seriously asking, wtf is going on.

>>685344628
Embrace it /b/rother, feminine penis is the way of the future

>>685335263
Does it matter?

>>685344628
you're normal

imagine if girls had penises so big you had to stick your penis inside of them to make babies

>>685332339
Girl, Dick, choose one

>>685344886
I don't get it. What the fuck is this witchcraft?
This thing exploded so quickly and all of the sudden it's totaly normal?

>>685344939
How so. Where is this shit coming from?

>>685337005
sauce

>>685345118
cum on my face bby

I'd do it for $100.

>>685332339
sure

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>>685345486
You know what happened to me lately?
A long time friend of mine asked me a few days ago if we both want to watch a porno together.
I noped out of that shit.

>>685332339
I'd do it for 10 nigger dicks

>>685345872
i literally did that with like 5 different kids growing up, we would fap in the same room too

>>685332339
I'm cumming just by looking at her

>>685345999
That's fucked up man.
But hey that's just like, my opinion.

>>685345752
I love trannies, I really do

but nothing brings my boner down faster than Ren Rikka

>>685332339

I already do it. And "she" fucks me also. For free.

>>685346473
why?

>>685346207
we were like 12

For a billion I would let him/her bust inside, no questions asked

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>>685346642
>being a .pdf file and a homo

>>685346945

wat

>>685346569
I find her so unnattractive and cannot see what people like about her.

She has absolutely no curves. Her face has no particular features that distinguish her as pretty or even faintly attractive. And, especially in her video (videos, if there's more than one) she looks so disinterested, she can't even fake enjoyment for a paycheck.

>>685332339
yes
>if only they existed
also yes if you meant a mentally ill guy

>>685346945
>.pdf file

top kek

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>>685347038
>being this summer plus a homo plus a .pdf file

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>>685346945
>.pdf file
>mfw I just get this

>>685332339
As long as I dont have to suck his dick or take it up the ass

>>685332539
topz kek
>>685332339
>for 1,000,000,000 $
the only money you're gonna get get OP is 10$ for blowing truckers in a hardee's parking

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>>685332339
hardest boner of my life

>>685338467
Sauce?

>>685347139
well she dropped the purn gig, and seems happier as a model now.

so how about the Thailand street walkers. the one at 06:00 knows how to sell it.

>>685347508
why
are you gay?

I'd fuck anyone for that amount of money. Literally anything.
Hell I'm not gay but i'd fuck a dude for like 50 bucks.. Im pretty broke..

>>685332339
>Implying someone with a dick is girl

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Maybe?

>>685347686
>06:00

what?

For a billion dollars?
I'd have sex with my dad.

>>685348022
the video posted with Ren.
>>685345752
6 minutes in, is what I meant.

>>685347298
it doesn't make any sense it's not pedo if you're both 12

>>685347298
>two kids jacking off to straight porn is homosexual pedophilia

were you born retarded or did you major in it at university?

>>685332339
you mean have sex with a man with tits?

>>685332339
Yes. I would do pretty much anything for 1000000000 if it had no physical consequences. Anything.

>>685343745
Chanel (CC) Santini

>>685348806
thank (you)

>>685332339

Would you mind FUCKING OFF AND DYING FAGGOT?

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>>685348657
20 years of /b/ will make anyone to a high class troll like me.
It's no wonder you felt for it.

>newfags everywhere
#summerishere

>>685348424
the twerking one? damn, in a heartbeat

>>685348662
Who cares man we all would suck the dick of a horse for one fucking billion.

Hell I would probably cut my tongue off for one billion.

>>685348994
>will make anyone to a high class troll like me

>>685332339
I'd take two. (for free)

>>685349355
if you're good at something never do it for free

>>685332339
yeah i'd pay anything to bang one