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2016-05-20 14:14:49 Post No. 685295166
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:14:49 Post No. 685295166 [Report]
>walk in bedroom
>see this
>she says "give me all you got, anon"
>wat do?
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:17:17 Post No.685295452
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:17:17 Post No.685295452 [Report]
Punch HIM in his face and say get the fuck out
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:19:04 Post No.685295659
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:19:04 Post No.685295659 [Report]
Well, I'd give him all of the $13 in my wallet, and cry while doing so. And then ask

>is this going to go anywhere?
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:20:12 Post No.685295808
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:20:12 Post No.685295808 [Report]
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:22:01 Post No.685296024
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:22:01 Post No.685296024 [Report]
Fill his stomach with cum. Just not using his mouth for it
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:24:13 Post No.685296292
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>>685295166
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:24:56 Post No.685296373
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:24:56 Post No.685296373 [Report]
>>685295808
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Wtf 360 so u walk towards him/her
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:25:29 Post No.685296440
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:25:29 Post No.685296440 [Report]
>>685295808
Retard alert
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:26:02 Post No.685296500
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:26:02 Post No.685296500 [Report]
>>685295166
>she says
nice try
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:26:42 Post No.685296573
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:26:42 Post No.685296573 [Report]
>>685295808
>turn 360 degrees
>you're facing her again

Retard
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:27:00 Post No.685296607
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:27:00 Post No.685296607 [Report]
>>685295166
pump that ass full of medal
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:27:08 Post No.685296622
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:27:08 Post No.685296622 [Report]
>>685295166
Give that bitch all I got, damn, who is she?
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:27:11 Post No.685296626
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:27:11 Post No.685296626 [Report]
>>685296292
>He was one the world's greatest athlete
By what definiton?
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:27:19 Post No.685296647
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:27:19 Post No.685296647 [Report]
>>685295166
turn 359,999 degrees, and walk away
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:27:28 Post No.685296667
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:27:28 Post No.685296667 [Report]
Find my wallet, give him the little money that's there and cry while asking why he is doing this to me
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:27:38 Post No.685296686
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:27:38 Post No.685296686 [Report]
>>685296440
>>685296373
>>685296573
Sure is summer in here.
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:27:46 Post No.685296700
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:27:46 Post No.685296700 [Report]
To be honest I would destroy his anus. Any fucking faggot that denies doing the same is fucking lying. Face it anons we would fuck anything that has "real" or fake tits or even just makeup for that matter.
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:27:59 Post No.685296725
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:27:59 Post No.685296725 [Report]
>>685296373
>>685296573
Not sure if newfag or double trolling
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:28:03 Post No.685296731
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:28:03 Post No.685296731 [Report]
>>685295808
This still gets people in 2016 lmao
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:28:09 Post No.685296742
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:28:09 Post No.685296742 [Report]
>>685296373
What a nice hot summer day.
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:28:32 Post No.685296784
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:28:32 Post No.685296784 [Report]
>>685296573
masterbaiter
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:28:34 Post No.685296787
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:28:34 Post No.685296787 [Report]
>>685296626
Ask your mother.
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:28:56 Post No.685296839
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>>685296667
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:29:02 Post No.685296854
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:29:02 Post No.685296854 [Report]
>>685295166
Turn 2π radians and walk away
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:29:12 Post No.685296875
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:29:12 Post No.685296875 [Report]
>>685295166
Empty a magazine into that ass.
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:29:29 Post No.685296912
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:29:29 Post No.685296912 [Report]
>>685295166
>she says "give me all you got, anon"

*he
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:30:13 Post No.685297004
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>walk in bedroom
>see this
>she says "give me all you got, anon"
>I pull out my Altoids Curiosly Strong Mints
>only have 5kg left, offer Caitlyn a mint
>she takes the mint and pops it seductively in 5-o'clock-shadow surrounded mouth
>"thanks, Mint man" she says, giving me a wink and seductively opening her legs very slightly
>"call me Mark, Mark the Mint Guy" I say, as I sling spin 360 and walk out the condo.
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:30:35 Post No.685297049
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:30:35 Post No.685297049 [Report]
>>685296912
>triggered
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:30:37 Post No.685297054
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:30:37 Post No.685297054 [Report]
>>685296854
what is 2 TT radians?
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:31:01 Post No.685297105
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:31:01 Post No.685297105 [Report]
i wouldnt even be able to get hard tbh sorry bruce
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:31:13 Post No.685297129
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:31:13 Post No.685297129 [Report]
>>685295166
I would fuck her in the ass as long as I could wear his gold medals will doing it.

Nice dubs
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:31:41 Post No.685297180
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>>685296373
i know you're trolling but i like this gif so here you go
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:31:48 Post No.685297195
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e-xwHCXcCs
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:32:50 Post No.685297303
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:32:50 Post No.685297303 [Report]
>>685295166
give her AIDS
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:33:05 Post No.685297343
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>>685295166
>herface.picrelated
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:33:15 Post No.685297358
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:33:15 Post No.685297358 [Report]
>>685297054
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=2+*+pi+*+radians+to+degrees
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:33:57 Post No.685297426
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:33:57 Post No.685297426 [Report]
>>685296373
>>685296440
>>685296573
Ffs, laaaaadddssss.
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:34:59 Post No.685297528
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:34:59 Post No.685297528 [Report]
>>685297004
fuckin kek
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:35:05 Post No.685297539
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:35:05 Post No.685297539 [Report]
>>685297343
>you'renew.fuckoff

nice thumbnail faggot
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:37:06 Post No.685297718
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:37:06 Post No.685297718 [Report]
>>685295166
I say "Ummm no."
and leave.
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:38:38 Post No.685297864
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:38:38 Post No.685297864 [Report]
>>685295808
Why not turn 270, and head toward the bathroom instead?
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:38:50 Post No.685297891
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:38:50 Post No.685297891 [Report]
>>685296700
>2020-4
>not realizing gender is an identity
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:39:42 Post No.685297984
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:39:42 Post No.685297984 [Report]
>>685297004
Fukkin lol.
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:39:57 Post No.685298017
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>>685295166
Throw my wallet at him and run
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:40:53 Post No.685298103
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:40:53 Post No.685298103 [Report]
>>685296373
>>685295808
>>685296573
>>685296647
>>685296854
lots of trolls in this this thread we must be under a bridge.
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:40:57 Post No.685298114
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>>685296440
Thanks for alerting us you're here
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:41:45 Post No.685298197
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:41:45 Post No.685298197 [Report]
>>685298114
kek
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:42:29 Post No.685298284
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>>685295808
Classic.

>>685296373
>>685296440
>>685296573
>>685296647
>>685297054
>>685297864

All you niggers being this fuckin new. Lurk moar.
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:44:31 Post No.685298499
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:44:31 Post No.685298499 [Report]
>>685297864
>Why not turn 270, and head toward the bathroom instead?
To do what? Masturbate?
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:45:14 Post No.685298574
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:45:14 Post No.685298574 [Report]
>>685295166
Say:
All you've got.
Learn English and then I'll fuck you.
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:48:09 Post No.685298883
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:48:09 Post No.685298883 [Report]
>>685297129
why the ass
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:48:45 Post No.685298941
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:48:45 Post No.685298941 [Report]
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>>685298888
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:53:21 Post No.685299463
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:53:21 Post No.685299463 [Report]
what is a summer fag
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:54:13 Post No.685299564
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:54:13 Post No.685299564 [Report]
>>685295166
guide her back to 1937 bc when she was 28 and make her watch as i Fuck her youger self. "i gave you all i got you prehistoric bitch now gtfo my apartment"
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:55:07 Post No.685299674
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:55:07 Post No.685299674 [Report]
>>685299564
?
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:55:40 Post No.685299724
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:55:40 Post No.685299724 [Report]
>>685295166
>685295166
>slowly walk up
>feel my heart pounding in my throat
>waves of testosterone wash over me
>stare deep into their eyes
>climb on top
>wrap hands around throat
>years of labor and power lifting have made hands into vice grips
>watch the the panic and fear in its eyes mingle with the bursting blood vessels
>feel the popping sensation as i drive my thumbs into its windpipe
>use my weight to keep down the thrashing mass of garbage that is its body
>a calm comes over me as the struggling begins to subside
>as it grows weaker i grow calmer
>i watch with wonder as its eyes now pink and water become somehow hollow and empty
>i wonder where the sick perversion that lived inside them went
>as that last raspy wet gurgle escapes its mouth i breath in a sigh of relief
>moments pass unnoticed in a dazed
>i mutter something under my breath
>"all for you khloe.... all for you"
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:56:39 Post No.685299823
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:56:39 Post No.685299823 [Report]
>>685295808
Is /b/ really this dumb? You mean 180
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:58:29 Post No.685300043
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:58:29 Post No.685300043 [Report]
>>685299823
Troll caught another one
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:58:43 Post No.685300063
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:58:43 Post No.685300063 [Report]
>>685299823
no he meant 360 lurk the fuck moar newfag
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:59:39 Post No.685300156
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 14:59:39 Post No.685300156 [Report]
>>685300043
>>685300063
360 degrees is a full circle, so you still walk towards her. Why am i even explaining this..
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:01:11 Post No.685300305
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:01:11 Post No.685300305 [Report]
>>685300156
That's 720 degrees retard
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:01:21 Post No.685300321
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:01:21 Post No.685300321 [Report]
Suck her dick
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:01:25 Post No.685300333
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>>685300156
It's an ancient meme.
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:01:51 Post No.685300377
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>>685300156
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:02:02 Post No.685300392
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:02:02 Post No.685300392 [Report]
>>685295166
hand over the 20p i have in my jeans pocket and walk out
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:03:38 Post No.685300552
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:03:38 Post No.685300552 [Report]
>>685295166
toss .64 cent on the floor and say "go down town have a rat gnaw that thing off ur pelvis ya filthy animal"
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:03:46 Post No.685300567
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:03:46 Post No.685300567 [Report]
>>685300377
Is this American math?
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:04:48 Post No.685300678
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:04:48 Post No.685300678 [Report]
>>685300567
No, it's dubs of truth.
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:05:54 Post No.685300799
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>>685300567
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:06:17 Post No.685300829
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>>685298284

Idiots
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:07:43 Post No.685300973
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>>685297004
Kek'd
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:08:29 Post No.685301056
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Anonymous 2016-05-20 15:08:29 Post No.685301056 [Report]
>>685296292

To whom are the credits owed for this collage?
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>>685300829
Retard is back tracking now, saying he's trolling. Fucking kek.
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