>>685286702
the only person prepping for impact is the dude in the back. all the women are oblivious to impending crash

Dumped all i had boys.

More yo

>>685286816
Killed by nerve gas

>>685286702
only the fat one saw it coming, wtf.

>>685287037
Holy shit

>>685286754
I am pretty sure i read the story about that one before and he died later from internal damage.
That type of hit will fuck you up even if you don't get crushed, even more so in a Soviet PoS 50s safety standard car like that.

>>685287391
You monster!

>>685287037
What kind of machine is that

>>685286702
fuckkk look at her head/neck

>>685287507
Hydrolic press

>>685287414
I don't know man, seems like he was fine getting out of that car.

>>685287507
a big modern fingerbox

>>685287507
nerve gas dispenser

>>685287641
the reactions in this one always get me, the nonchalance, and the selfie commentary

>>685287908
It's Brazil, what can you expect?

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>>685287908
it's my favourite part just because he couldn't care less

>>685287689
Adrenaline will keep you going pretty good after a major accident.
But i guess it is possible, he did not hit head on, but i can only imagine what type of damage it did to his neck.
Either way he is lucky to have survived that at all.

Or maybe he was drunk, it is Russia after all, drunks sometimes survive things that should kill people easily.

>>685288061
The relief.. ooh, nevermind

>>685287507
is a nuclear chinaman squisher

>>685288229
free ching chong breakfast

>>685288229
That was very disappointing

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>>685288338
kek
>>685288229
it looks like the cat's still alive, it squirms for a bit right after it stops sliding

>>685287507
Pneumatic hair cutter.
>Took too much off the top.

>>685288457
This is the only video i really can't watch.
I will never work out again (not that i ever did kek)

>>685287507
It's a cold chamber aluminum die casting machine. There a mould inside, hot aluminum goes in and then the two platens come together with a force between 200 to 1500 tons to create the aluminum part.

>>685288516
Lulz

>>685287641
was she trying to kill herself?

>>685288516
That's it, im letting my hair grow!

>>685288615
I'm guessing since it's in Brazil.

>>685288577
>>685288577
we were having fun here... thanks

What did i learn from rekt
Dont put head in press
Truck is stronger than bike
Mods listen to weak stomach fags

>>685288516
kek

>>685288759
Fuck this smartfag

>>685288715
kek

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>>685288565
same
>>685288615
from what i've been able to figure out from watching the video over and over again, plus how it starts from her danging off and shaking her hands to get them to let go, the answer's more than likely yeah

>>685287641
Anyone else think she looked a bit pregnant?

>>685288577
I appreciate you

>>685288816
More like:
Never go outside
Avoid all mechanical contraptions
Stay away from black people and arabs
All animals bigger than a cat will probably maul you if you piss it off

>>685289033
How dare you!?

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>>685289033
looks like she's just fat to me

>>685289033

Maybe its just a fat bitch with a gut.

>>685289019
And this is why terrorists should set a secondary charge to detonate a minute after the first, to kill the medics and others that come to help.
Luckily most terrorists are retarded.

>>685288229
you will never take me alive imperialist pigs!!

>>685289402
Wouldn't the secound charge detonate from the impact of the first charge?

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>>685289402
how the fuck would a small secondary charge detonate a second explosion without the initual explosion setting it off first... /b/tard

>>685288457
Impossible

>>685288457
8 or 9 flights straight down. Yeah, I'm sure he's alive and it wasn't just muscle reactions. Lol That cat is fucking dead. Dead as fuck. Retard.

>>685289019
Honestly should've BIP'd it

>>685289983
There are cats that have fallen off of 15-20 story buildings and lived. It's entirely possible the cat lived.

someone post dog abuse

>>685288061
That's unfortunate, he was crushed by a huge faggot.

>>685290074

>chicken nuggets

>>685290160
He thought was fine, but out of nowhere a HUGE FAGGOT appeared!

>>685290148
And cats.... I can't stand cats.

>>685288229
I can only guess the sounds were like
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE *SPLAT*.......

>>685290352
Sauce? I wanna hear it scream

>>685289651
You don't place the secondary charge on top of the first one you fucking genius, modern explosives are surprisingly hard to set off outside of using an actual blasting cap inside the explosive.
Hell, it could be 50 meters away with a directed blast to send a bucket of ball bearings over the first detonation site.

>>685290501
The fuck is wrong with you

>>685287507
It's a telephone

>>685290600
autism

>>685288061
Timber!!

>>685290679
faggotism

>>685286788
this makes me happy

>>685290773

>>685290600
I think I made it pretty clear that I don't like cats....

>>685290773
>happy i live in the western world

>>685290074
Thats pretty efficient

>>685290074
That's prety efficient

>>685290995
It sorta made it sound sexual
>>685290501

>>685286109
It doesn't work

>>685287507
It's a blender

>>685290600
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>685291285
Everything

>>685291208
Well I do get some sort of satisfaction when I watch cats cry, seize, scream, etc.

post niggers

>>685291440
I agree if you like cats you gotta be a lonely neckbeard still living at home in the basement... they are disgusting little creatures. I wish I could put all the pressure of my weight on one's head right now.

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>>685289237
kek

>>685291285
The wrong is fuck with you?

>>685291564
edgy faggot

>>685291969
Whe tuck is frong yith wou?

>>685290352
I hope that person will have the most painful death I can imagine

>>685292541
Why? The world is over populated with these disgusting creatures. I'm sure he does this everyday and he is the true hero we deserve.

>>685293090
The world is also over populated with humans, why dont you just shoot yourself in the head as well :^)?

>>685293812
I think you are the real "special" kind of cat lover aren't you?

>>685291558
Kek

>>685290074
This is what happens when you have feminists. FYI those are all male chicks being killed.

>>685286831

That helped a lot, seeing how he swapped seats.

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>>685286702

>>685290074
That's pretty efficient.

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>>685290148

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>>685290148
>>685300324

>>685286109
scoprion wins
tosty

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>>685290148
>>685300443

>>685290074
Vegan since 1999. This kind of nasty shit is why.

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>>685290148
>>685300555

>>685286657
nerve gas

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>>685300752

>>685288457
>locks knees
>deserved it

>>685290352
A life is a life, faggot. Burn in hell

>>685290352
>not showing the dog maul it afterwards
>faggot

>>685287037
Was that guy still alive?

>>685289237
Everyone who lived on a farm knows that sheep are dumb suicidal creatures.

>>685290074
This is confirmed legal in Germany

>>685286702

>mfw the grey hoodie guy fucking replicates during crash

>>685286657
earthquake.

>>685286754
Not today

>>685287347
>>685286657
samefag who sees nerve gas everywhere

>>685303480
that comment is old fucking faggot

>>685286788
nerve gas

>>685286657
I hate how they move the camera in the climax of the video, always happen. fucking faggots. if you can't handle what the fuck are you doin there

>>685286702
when the bass drops

>>685287507
Man crusher

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NIGGERS

>>685287641
she fell on nerve gas

>>685300752
It's obviously fake, but I lost at how shit it is.

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When your girl can´t cum

>>685306658
Hydrogen peroxide?

>>685307349
Bless you

>>685307349
No it's obviously nerve gas.

>>685286657
did he dei?

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>>685286109
Fucking faggot

>>685287641
kek dat pulse check

>>685287347
>>685287826
>>685304789
>>685300823
>>685307525
>>685306068
stop it you authistic non funny faggot

>>685307349
Jet fuel

>>685307501
I chuckled

>>685310397
I dont get it

>>685293090
Oh, you mean humans right?

>>685286788
what the hell was that!?!?!?!??!1

>>685311282
Islam.

>>685287826
lost

>>685286702
love it how the light springs on afterwards

>>685302756
look at his head

>>685286788
>>685311282
9/11 never forget

>>685307673
Not sure, not sure !!!

>>685286788
I love how the bitch just runs away just to come back later for her son

>>685287414
yeah he had eternal bleeding or some shit

>>685286635
I giggled a little cause I used to be a farmhand and I know the feeling of a rooster who has too big of balls to live

>>685288516
lol, Dude....

Anyone have the bid with the girl sawing off the dogs legs

>>685287826
Ooooh... thanks stranger! Le tip*

>>685302756
May be, may be... lol

>>685288457
It's weird, I will watch people die in a thousand ways, all of them hilarious, but I will NEVER watch this again.

>>685287037
fucking little siren light gets me every time

>>685290148
fucking retard, dege, no what ever, you already know youre lonely, how many chix are in to animal abuse? no? well then, edgy off ur self you ugly fuck