Dear 4chan,
It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chan will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
- The Leader
>>685284260
>spread like a snakes bite
Lolwut
>>685284260
I wish i could help
>>685284260
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 . no h8 . but w8 u have no deb8 . now fuck off
>>685284260
o shit waddup
>>685284260
"Oh no! Don't do this!" Fuck you.
OP is a faggot
>>685284260
Heaven. Nice throwback reference.
>>685284933
Hackers confirmed
>>685284260
>except this time it's the leader speaking
>this time
seems to be the leader speaking EVERY time
But....Moot is kill
>>685284260
>Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
>aside me
>aside us
maybe spend less time on hacking and more time to english
>>685284260
>Moot
Kek
>>685285150
I know /b/rother....I know
>>685284260
OP better deliver
>>685284260
IF you are Anonymous THEN you CAN NOT have a leader, Duh!
Moooom anonymous won't let me join them :(
>>685284260
living the dream
Try me mate
kek u cant do shit
>>685284260
Yesss! ABOUT TIME! im now a part of annoymess xD I have to tell my friends about thiss THAT I FINALY FOUND A REAL MEMBER AND NOT JUST A MEMBER BIT THE LEADER OMGGGG!!!@@# I realy wanna join you guuyss so badd I habe the mask anything what os our next move ? :P THIS IS SO COOL DUUDEE!@#
DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO
kek u cant do sh*t
"Awe are Anonymous".
Idiots, kids these days do not understand "Anonymous"
marblecake
Let me run!
This is some of the lowest quality bait I've ever seen.
>>685285536
fucking lost
>>685284597
Came here to post this. Leaving satisfied. Love this pasta OP. Always good for a chuckle. "Darn it..."
>>685284260
>gentleman
Know that i'm a suprime gentleman, i wear giggi armani sunglasses and drive a A klasse BMW sedan. I'm beautifull, smart and have class, dont waste my time speaking to me while im busy getting ladys in my car.
>spread like a snakes bite
Its true man. A snake bit me on the foot and within 10 minutes my whole leg was covered in snake bites.
>>685285536
i raise you this
>>685284260
spread like a snek bite, that is the best you could come up with? jesus...
>>685286742
Must be nice having a hybrid mercedes/bmw 'a class'
>>685284260
Go back to watching Mr Robot you faggot.
>>685286849
Fucking kek'd
>>685286976
Sigh.... that's th.. sigh... stop being a new fag anon when will you learn.
Ah, it's been a long time since I've seen this copypasta
>>685284260
kek u cant do shit
>>685284978
Old copy pasta newfag
>>685284260
>moot
>>685284260
"Anonymous"
>>685285133
not trying to be a smartass but isnt it "on english"? correct me if im wrong, im german.