Probably black mailing my little brothers gf into fucking me

Told my current gf i was a virgin before i met her

are you a serial killer yet op?

I took a penny when I could have left one

>>685276684
Story you fucking liar
Green text

When i was 6 i crushed a kitten's skull with a bowling pin by accident. Turns out beating the pin against a box of kittens was a bad idea.

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Oh dude I'd beat up the cat for fun

>>685277777
holy quints fagman

>>685277804
Ayyyye want more doggy pics? All OC

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>>685277777
Checked

Sold sex, thankfully I am not traumatised by it.

I was mastubating when i was 10
Mom saw

>>685277777
You quint fuck!

Ate my dingleberry out of curiosity.

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Kicked a football in my neighbours garden

>>685277777
CHECKED

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>>685278064
Post reaction fgt

>>685277777
well done faggot

>>685277777
faggot

>>685276684
definitely need a story.
for science.

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>>685277777
C-c-checked my new god!

>>685276524
I once caught my older cousin torturing a cat. Later that year we were climbing around in the barn and I pushed him off a ledge. Everyone believed me that he just tripped and fell and I got a lot of sympathy at the funeral for witnessing it.

>>685278149
That was a long time ago. All I know is it tasted weird

Broken my Xbox 360 and my laptop. Mom was screaming at me, so I grab my laptop and throw it to the ground and kick my Xbox in repeatedly.

Beat a 36 year old father and gave him a concussion while his son watched very helplessly.

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My sister and I used to play with each other's genitalia. She's now bipolar

>>685278301
do you ever feel bad?
Or do you feel good knowing you got away?
Guess how i would feel

>>685278301
I felt fine but he would secretly beat my brother and I too. Even today I feel like I did society a service.

>>685278329
If you think thats bad, I've broken 2 TVs, 1 Playstation 3, 3 laptops, 2 Playstation 4s, a fridge, a microwave, 4 windows all in the span of 5 years.

>>685276524
>be me at 16
>babysit next door neighbors 12 year old girl
>have to drop off kid at her aunts house
>come back to kids house with key
>rifle through parents room
>end up in girl's room
>jerk off into girls panties
>panic
>wash out panties
>bury deep in laundry basket
>leave

Wow, that's the first time I've acknowledged that that happened.

>>685278096
You monster. You need to turn yourself in to your local authorities

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This thread is filled with Edgy McEdge Lords.

"Look at me, and what I've done"
"I've done something even worse!"
"I don't care, what I've done!"
"I'm edgy as fuck!"

Please kill yourselves

>>685278694
I mean I could, but why would I want to?

>>685278711
And you could have just kept on scrolling the catalogue, but instead you had to come into this thread and shit it up with your stupid fucking opinion.

Was horny as fuck when i was 14. Fingered our house dog. Got caught by aunt. Kek

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Ouch :(

>>685278844
Thanks for answering me

Went to my auntie's house to hangout with my 5 year old cousin. Go into her room and we play games. Makes me lie down on her bed, and proceeds to climb on me trying to kiss me on the lips. Reluctantly push her away, but does so anyway (only a peck). Rolls over onto the bed and see an upview of her skirt. Gotta admit she had a nice ass.

>>685278844
Good point. Did that lead you to a life of crime? Do you get seething mad when you see a garden that you can fuck up? Do you have a few little plants at home that you can destroy if you ever get the urge to strike again?

>>685279012
And by climb, I mean seductively moves upwards from my legs to my crotch. And I shit you not this is 100% real.

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>>685278904
We can't all be insecure teenagers

This is the first time I've ever truly admitted the worst thing I've ever done.
>had sex in the missionary position for the purpose of pro creation.

>tied my sister to a tree in the woods and beat her into a coma for stealing my pokemon cards when I was a kid

>>685277894

Story pls

>>685279282
Bullshit, how didn't you get caught

The worst thing I've ever done? Broken into my crushes house and stole a few pairs of her panties.

I sucked dick for the first time while gf was at work

>>685279340
How did you break in and not get caught?

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> everyone in this thread

Shot a man in Reno

Filmed a girl in my class changing clothes for gym, when we were kids. Showed it to everyone. She is very antisocial now, but she was weird from the start, so i don't regret it so much.

Fucked a girl on coke & X at her birthday party, dumped a load in her, while later she had a kid, fucker looks just like me. She was too fucked up and never even remembered we had sex. Stupidfuck boyfriend thought it was his and married her.

watched my mom get fucked by two friends whilst she was passed out drunk

>>685279410
Just went up to their porch and knocked on the door (no response), so I just twisted the door-knob and went inside.

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>be me
>be 14
>learn about the Holocaust in history
>find out Hitler did stuff before his Reich
>notbad.jpg
>later that day go home
>eating dinner with dad and sister
>we talk about what we learned in school like a bunch of white people
>mention the Holocaust
>say the dreaded words to my jew family
>"Hitler wasn't all that bad."
>get slapped by sister
>get lectured by dad
>mfw I'll never be able to live this down

>>685279480
how does it make you feel that you are probably this kids dad?

took my sisters vibrating mickey mouse light up toy and shoved it up the bum

>>685279459
Why?

>>685279537
didn't join in? pussy.

I jerked off on the back of my friend's 7 year old sister while she was asleep (no shirt on) during a sleepover when I was 14. I still don't understand how she managed to sleep through it, especially the cleanup.

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>>685279186
You fucking monster

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>>685279480

Topkek

>>685276524
I was held down and molested.
Shit sucked. Still scares me to this day.

Sometimes I shudder and other times I cry about it

Started the banana meme

>>685279782
you know you liked it fag

>Go to party with friends and meet this blonde girl. She gets hammered while I'm sitting down drinking water (because haram) and then all of a sudden comes onto me. Takes me upstairs to the toilets and we fuck.

Got my girl drunk once and tag teamed her

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Letting my dog lick my dick and sucking her nipples.

>>685278559
Vanilla as fuck, fagit

I had unprotected sex with my little brother's girlfriend (now fiancee) 4 times early on while they were dating.

It's completely over, mostly because she got fat as hell after the engagement, but I still feel a little bad about it.

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>>685277777
Dat quints Bro

>>685279665
i didnt stop them either for that reason

>>685276524
beat and tortured mum and dads poodle when i was about 16, animal survived but i couldnt explain the broken tooth so i lied and said a motorbike hit it.
i pray for forgiveness as often as i remember

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>>685278559
Why didn't you just steal them and dispose of them safely far away?

Like she would even notice on pair of missing panties plus plausible deniability up the ass.

16 is certainly old enough to be able to think logically.

>>685280034
i'd be a lot more pissed at you if it was a cute dog, but fuck poodles. That yappy little shit probably deserved it.

>>685278530

Mega edgelord!

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>>685277777

Nice one ^

>>685279818
I hopeyou get AIDS

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ITT: 'edgy' attention seeking, low self-esteem, kids
>pic related

Everyone has edge
Edge edge edge

Edge-edge-edge-edge edge edge

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>>685280095
You are confusing poodles with miniature and toy poodles.

Full sized poodles are amazing dogs bred for hunting and retrieving. The miniaturized ones are the ones that blow ass.

Here is a picture of a Standard Poodle without that retarded hair cut.

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>be me
>little shitface as a kid, parents still love me
>buy me Red Rider pellet gun for christmas one year
>Yadunfuckedup.jpg
>Go on a massive small animal killing spree
>4 squirrels, countless lizards, 15 or so birds, and even a fish once
>Forget about it for years
>At parents house at 19, find pellet gun in closet
>Take it out, remember everything
>flashbacks.gif
>Go outside and shoot a bird for keks, bury it in my little cemetary
>Kept pellet gun, still kill annoying fucking birds in the morning because I hate their stupid chirping

I'm 26 now and I still use that damned thing to fuck up those assholes.

>>685280322
This is gold

>>685280401
you should feel ashamed for this blatant samefagging.

The thread is supposed to be what you're ashamed of anyway, not things you are clearly proud of. Fuck off

>>685280322
same fagging
but i can relate

>>685280322
shoot yourself in the ass with it. just for the lulz

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>be me while ago
>19 years old
>Female friend and i just fucking around
>She starts crying
>wtf.jpg
>tells me she has been molested by her dad
>(i got anger issues)
>i got bad shit crazy and tell her i will kill him.
>took a baseball bat to her house.
>walk into father and start to fucking beat him.
>broke his jaw, hip and right hand + fingers.
>Got arrested
>police asked me why i did it.
>'because she told me he molested her'
>got 3 months jail and a big ass fine


Later found out that she lied and just wanted to tell a fucked up story about him because he didn't want to buy a longboard.
Now me and him are cool, she got pregnant and moved away.

(Srry for bad english)

>Be looking after ex gf's house/dog while fam was on holiday.
>Ex's mom was hot as fuck.
>Found her vibrator in her underwear draw.
>Put on a pair of her sexy high waisted panties and a bra.
>Went on omegle in ex's room, started whacking it and dildoing ass. Talking literally pounding the shit out of myself with vibrator.
>dog walks in like shit wadup.
>Starts licking my exposed scrotum
>Still on omegle.
>Cum buckets
>Suck dildo clean and put it back without washing properly.
8/10 would do again

>>685280646
Do you live in Russia?

Raped my neighbors dog one night

>>685280512
I shot my brother with it as a kid. No fucking thanks those things make you hurt like no other. Had to take the pellet out of his thigh with tweezers. Gave him my old Game Boy to keep him quiet. Parents never found out, kek

>>685280744
I shot my college roommate in the sole of his foot point blank with one and all I had to do to smooth things over with him was get him a beer from the fridge. You got ripped off anon.

>tied and gagged my sister to her bed one night
>scissored her like mad
>hated myself for it
>almost blacked out from orgasm

>>685276524
my brother killed like 3 - 4 cats when he was younger and he turned out some what normal.

I bullied a kid in elementary after he put a booger on me. thats the worst I can think of.

I betrayed a friends trust by telling the GF of his that he was cheating. I wasnt out of pussy, just hated people breaking my moral code.

>>685280682

Nope. The Netherlands

>>685276524
You know those do not remove under penalty of law tags they put on mattresses? Well I cut one of them off. I got a bad temper.

>>685280934
Stealth?

What think of Netherlands DLC?

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>>685277777.
WITNESSED

>>685281029
That's actually only for the seller.

>>685279012
How old were you?

>>685278483
stopped little hitler

>>685281068

What are you talking about mate?

>>685280904

>my moral code

...so pussy.

I cheated on my first girlfriend with someone equally hot but on the other side of the planet.
And this was before Facebook and stuff, so my plan worked to a tee.
As a teenager with a constant hard on, I got it.
As an adult, now, I think it ultimately compromised my ability to maintain healthy relationships.

>>685279537
Story?

>>685281336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkRfvCNneTM

>>685278711
that's literally the point of this thread you faggot

>>685279655

>Why?

Just to watch him die.

>be 12 year old boy
>home alone on computer
>go to a chat website to find friends
>guillable me starts talking with a pedophile that initiated conversation with me
>talk about stuff and girls
>hes pretty chill, but this is how alot of pedophiles make themselves appear as when they are trying to basically bait the boy
>talk for weeks
>gives me a gift card
>oshitthisguyisawesome.jpg
>asks me if I ever jerked off
>say no
>he tells me it feels good and I should try
>"Ok"
>he tells me to do it on camera so he can see if I'm doing it right
>strange request but "ok he paid me why not do it" was my logic
>also tells me to be fully nude because it will feel better
>I'm basically butt naked at this point and jerking off on camera for someone I've never seen in real life
>eventually orgasm and very small amount of cum comes out
>he says "wow hot"
Here is where this takes a turn for the worse
>he asks where I live and if I want to meet up
>he tries to be convincing as possible by offering to take me to GameStop and buy me modern warfare 2 which is what all my friends were playing at the time
>I may have been dumb as fuck but not that dumb
>eventually I stop talking to him
>parents read our conversation
>they know what I did
>they report him
>he gets arrested and goes to jail for keeping the videos he recorded of me masturbating (which was 74 minutes long which makes me cringe every time I think of it) and for basically prostitution of children

Now my life is mostly fine, it barely affected me. But every time I think about it, I just can't help but think about the 74 minute long video and the fact that he made other boys do this. But that niga is sitting in jail right now kek

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>>685281477

I...i....i dont know what is going on

>>685278318
Hmm weird, maybe like shit...shit is the word your looking for

>>685281556

Nice one, cheers

>>685281554
There it is. Been waiting for it.

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>>685281622
>Doesn't play Wargame: Red Dragon

Kill yourself scrub.

>>685280022
dub dubs
>kek

>>685279186
Pls Die

>>685278711
Aww, look at you

>>685280844
Are you my sister?

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i went to disney.com

without my parents permission

>>685279786
I hate you

>>685279459
Johnny is that you?

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>>685282548
I pissed in the water at the beach.

While a friends male dog was at my home i fucked it.
Actually it fucked me...
I do sex regularly, just wanted to try something new, and it was nice.

>>685278559
Feels good doesn't it?

>>685282908
>I do sex regularly

>broke into my gfs house drunk one night
>plan to surprise her
>get clothes off and run upstairs
>get into her bed
>start feeling her up
>go in for the kill and she starts making louder noises
>cover her mouth
>go in for anal
>2 minutes later cum with the force of 1001 suns
>all of a sudden the light goes on
>hear a scream
>look over at gfs mum and gf standing in shock at the door
>wtf.jpg
>look back at bed
>realize I just anally raped my gfs dad

shes my ex now believe it or not

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>>685283084
Wut

>>685281556
I was forced to jerk off on cam as well

>>685280322
A fish what the fuck in dying

>>685276524
mommy?

>>685283084
topzozz

>>685276524
I´ve fucked my friends crush on his brithday party

>>685283840
don't force that faggot

>>685280322
ur a fuckin horrible person

>>685276524
i killed a duck by drowning it

>>685276524
Got a feminist drunk & fucked her, then she accused me of raping her the next day...I went ahead and raped her since she was going to lie about it anyway..

drowned a fish to death

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Through out my 20's I tended bar in paradise and trafficked millions of dollars of coke and weed across state lines and over an ocean. Made a great living and partied my balls off. Now I'm a squeaky clean well to do married family man with 2 kids. Never got caught.
MFW

>>685276524
told a kid that his mother sucks dick in hell one week after she killed herself. i didn't know his mother was dead.

>>685284014
masturbated with my distant cousin and nearly sucked his dick.
Got into anal toys at a young age.

>>685278530

And now mummy knows to bring your tendies right away!

>>685277777
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice quints yer fucking fag

>>685279987
You should only feel bad about letting him get engaged to her. It was her decision to cheat, after all. It's not like you were in a relationship with your brother, so you didn't cheat on him.

>>685279924
Daley?

>>685279557
and how is thatthe worst thing you have done? I mean, geez you said an opinion (totally agree btw)

I had sex with my wife in the missionary potision for the sole purpose of procreation. Once.

>>685284530
Then she got gang raped by niggers & enjoyed it.

>>685283084
Yeah that didn't happen.

>>685284687
fuck you man you motherfucking bastard i'm gonna fucking fuck you up so badly you stupid fucking bitch i'm gonna kill you fucker!

>>685278396
Rapist.

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>>685279557

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>>685284782
If we were likept 9 and 10, I don't that it is, feminist

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>>685284764

>>685279461
More details? Video?

Said "I do"

>>685284107
polar bears are black. just their fur is white

>>685284798
they were also known as work camps and they made ammunition and other stuff for war.

>>685283084
seems legit as fuck

>>685276524
I don't rewind my DVDs before sending them back to Netflix.

>>685285257
Fucking monster

>>685276684
educational purpose story please

>>685283084
faker than my will to live. still laughed though

injected my dads cat with 4 syringes of insulin

>>685285380
>faker than my will to live.

kek'd m8

>>685280322
>killing harmless animals for fun

I hope you die a horrible death, scum

I convinced George Lucas that Jar Jar Binks would be a great idea for a character in star wars.

>>685284510
It's not what I said, it was their reaction.

>>685278941
are you okay?

>i was in my grandmothers house
>she have 3 cats
>get super horny
>got an idea
>walk to kitchen, get butter and stick dick in it
>my penis was all in butter
>force cats to lick it
>instant orgasm
>cum on cats and carpet
>clean it
>i feel horrible every time i think about it

>>685277777
Witnessed

>>685277703
Kek

When I was 14, wear my little sisters into kittens and did a photosession with kisses. Am I bad enough?

Not really sure which one is the most messed up. What do you think /b/?

Dated a really messed up girl that was abused as a kid, she tended to pass out whenever we got too hot and heavy. She said she wanted me to be happy and it was ok for me to continue as long as I used a condom. I never did. She broke up with me after the forth pregnancy scare to go to a mental hospital.

When I was 17, one of my neighbors that I was close with had a 8 year old niece live with him for 3 months because her mom went to jail. She developed a huge crush on me. While we never were alone together long enough to do anything, I pretty freely grabbed her nipples/butt and would have done more if I ever got the chance, and I know she would've gone for it.

I dated a transgirl for about a year, mostly because she had a huge crush on me and I was bored. I never saw her junk for the first 4 months because she had so much disphoria from it. When she finally let me see it once when she was drunk as hell, I found out it was ~8inches+Thick and demanded she use it on me. She cried as she fucked me in the ass but it felt SOO fucking good. This continued till we broke up.

>>685285878
dude what?

>>685285878
>wear my little sister into kittens
Wut?

>wife wants kids I don't
>she drugs me
>gets pregnant with me being completely oblivious
>find out after 6 months
>she laughs and says shes keeping it
>contemplate for 2 months
>decide I can't be done over this bad
>drug her
>use a coat hangar to abort the child

Packed bags later that night and left. Haven't seen her since.

>>685279459
Just to watch him die?

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>"friend" stole my phone
>find out it was him
>call him out and get back
>revenge time
>piss in bottle afew times till full
>bring to school every day but never have the opportunity
>bottle of piss sitting in locker for months
>last day of school
>going kfc in group
>nowismychance.png
>my other friend is recording
>pour on his head
>munts everywhere
>gets sick for afew weeks
>holidays wasted
>doesent talk for months
>he now knows not to steal
>i saved a man for prison
>my job here is done
>tfw i am a hero
>tfw my job here is done

>>685280646
But women never lie about rape you misogynist!
-Feminism

>>685280095
Poodles are up with Labs in intelligence.

They're not even small. you probably mean the lap-dog versions, toy and miniature poodles.

learntodog

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>>685286578

>>685285947
>She broke up with me after the forth pregnancy scare to go to a mental hospital.
that's so sad it's funny.

>>685285759
Bull shut faggot cat tongue feels like steel wool with razors in it

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>>685280646