Waifu claiming thread.
>explosion edition
Claim your waifu and discuss
Megumin claimed~
>>685266196
oh shit waddap
>>685265868
i still enjoyed skyrim (took a few hours to get into it though)
i'm gonna go for a bit. gotta have dinner and stuff. bye
still here
I'm going to bed, dosing off
>>685265961
this is great ^-^
>>685266196
Time to use it!
Obligatory claim.
>>685266196
imbeinglazy
>>685266196
What is /waifu/ listening to?
Ika claimed
sachi claim
probably gonna fall asleep edition
>>685266196
BEST GIRL CLAIMED
also its almost 4 am and I need to fuck before sleep.
>>685266312
gnight!
>we will discuss the travesty later
>>685266331
>BROMOKO
gnight <3
Hanako Ikezawa Claimed
>>685266196
Claimerino, rest in pepperino
>I'm free now
>>685266472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeurKtKCtiw
>>685266537
Pre-emptive goodnight
>>685265662
K.
>>685266066
Meh, I'd still rather have a dick than a pussy, that's just who I am I guess, I think the term is I'm a pitcher not a catcher.
>>685265961
>>685266354
Nice.
Miho claimed
Im off to bed. Night everyone.
>hugs to Milinda
>>685265770
>dat gif
Don't worry, as long as everything goes smoothly, your people will be treated kindly
You'll get full independence after a 25 years if it all go nicely~
>>685266382
Nice!
>>685266472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJSiaf9m55s
>>685266705
Came back for Hugs.
>Hugs
Night friend!
>Milinda
>>685266635
>Meh, I'd still rather have a dick than a pussy
Yeah, I'm with you on that.
I'd take an AIDS cannon over a swamp hole any day of the week, really they're their own ecosystems. Not worth the effort.
I can handle both positions, doesn't matter to me.
>>685266705
Goodnight~
I'm also going to bed. 'Night everyone <3
>>685266708
And on this note I am gonna put my chuuni ass to bed. Night guys see ya later
>>685266354
If you see this, I did an updated (fingers) thing. I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu.
>>685266908
Wrong pic
>>685266933
>>685266354
now i think those fingers look bad. shit. use whatever version you like more.
>>685267008
My green nigger.
Having a night job is suffering.
>>685266900
What the fuck?
>What are you on about mate
>>685266635
That freestyle was good!
>>685266705
Goodnight yo!
>>685266708
Yay! Thank you!
Are you actually fighting him or just listening to the soundtrack?
>>685266997
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Megumin!
>Shiro
>>685267179
AIDS cannon = dick (gay joke)
Swamp hole = vagina (they can get infections and such or just smell if not cleaned properly)
pitcher = top (fucking man in the ass)
catcher = bottom (getting fucked in the ass)
It's late and I use odd terminology, my apologies.
>>685266900
True, but they're the only way to make new humans so we've gotta work with them for now.
Yeah I figured.
>>685267171
Hello.
>>685267179
Fuck that hurt to laugh at since my abs are sore.
>>685267366
males can also get swamp crotch
>>685267072
Hello, Hank-kin.
>>685267423
>males can also get swamp crotch
I have a dick, I am aware of this.
Swamp hole sounds better though.
>>685267427
>Hank-kin
Kek, I don't sell propane nor do I live in Texas. Sorry, mom.
You sleep well?
>>685267427
>kin
I hate the fact that I have to look at I type on my phone.
>>685267256
Hell yeah dude
>e-dubble's old shit will always be good
>>685267366
Uhh... I think you've got the wrong guy. I've never asked about this, or even wanted to KNOW about this. I just got back.
>>685267256
Just listening to the soundtrack~
>Megumin
Charolette Dunois
Rory claimed. Last half hour of work for the week edition.
>>685267758
tom should take a fucking nap because he's running up the image limit
>>685267595
>What are you on about mate
>
>>685267383
>we've gotta work with them for now
Artificial pregnancies will force them to become proper individuals.
Single mothers are great though.
>>685267553
Yes. I just woke up, feeling a bit drowsy.
You?
>>685267758
he's retarded if he still goes to church
He deserves his boring sad life.
I was starting to feel bad for him, but he's a mindless robot, fuck Tom.
>>685267802
+1 to image limit
Well I have to work semi early tomorrow so I guess I should sleep now...
>>685267897
le fedora tip
>>685267821
I'm hoping you got to the thread before your coffee.
I think Miho literally just left, sorry. I'll pass your semen on to him when he gets back.
Me? Just relaxing right now, I completely ruined my sleep and I'm slowly shutting down.
Thanks for asking, morning nectar.
>>685267993
no.
he is a fag.
>>685267818
I doubt you're a horrible person, Hand. You're a nice guy.
>reassuring shoulder pats
>>685267977
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Ika.
>>685267553
>nor do I live in Texas
Unfortunately.
>>685267818
God as soon as we master that science they'll be obsolete, yeah man MILFs are awesome.
>>685268053
Hows your trench coat collection coming along?
>>685268085
his file name is sarcastic i believe.
Milinda claim. Im back
>>685268046
>pass your semen
Sounds about right.
I'm about to head to work now.
Bye.
>>685268085
>I doubt you're a horrible person, Hand. You're a nice guy.
Thank God that filename isn't true or else I'd officially be a complete failure as a human being.
>>685268105
>Unfortunately.
>hand winks
>yeah man MILFs are awesome.
They are, they're way out of my league though. They're gold stars I can't reach.
>>685268292
Alright, Tats. You have a good one now. Hope works goes smoothly.
>pats
>>685268286
awesome. tom's brother is kinda rude.
>>685268292
have fun teaching the children (or was it teenagers?). very little difference i suppose
That's all the Tom for now. I'll have to relocate the others some other time to finish. The comic is still in progress though.
>>685268442
Tom's brother is selfish and didn't care that his father had died.
>>685267383
Hey Hols
Still up?
>>685268305
I don't know shit about all this but I'm pretty sure you could get one.
>>685268527
Yup.
>>685268205
Welcome back! It's slowed down quite a bit.
>Tfw hardly any pictures of best girl this season on the Boorus
my number 1
God dammit the moment I get in the thread my shipmate gets off.
>>685268305
Just offering some support.
>Cruelty upon you doesn't mean you're a failure
>>685268205
Yo
>>685268614
Don't know about what? Milfs? Oh god, they're very easy to read. You'd be just fine.
>>685268527
Haven't killed myself yet, apologies.
Gonna go pass out now, see y'all later.
>>685268951
Goodnight.
It is time for me to get an hour of sleep, just to get back on at 6 am central time. I wish you all warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu. If you have to go to your job at sometime soon, don't stress out too much. Add me on steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/IPlayTooMuchGMod/
And as always, remember my stupid catchphrase, stay genki!
>>685267595
im equally as confused
>>685268951
Apology not accepted.
Goodnight
Uhg.
Fucking... I hate my ex.
I feel sick to my stomach. Don't know what to do with myself right now.
20 minutes left. Dishwashers make cleaning up so damn fast.
>>685268841
NO WRONG I AM STILL HERE I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR GAMES
oh boy panic attacks sure are fun golly gee I definitely love having chest pain that makes me think I'm fucking dying when really it's most likely just in my head oh gee wiz
I'm gonna go to sleep now, goodnight everybody.
>>685268720
Thanks friend.
>I know them feels... My pic folder too small
>>685268841
Why hello friend.
>How are you and Hotaru?
>>685269075
>>685269075
>>685269075
wish me goodnight you dirty nignogs. preemptive <3 for syndra telling me to kill myself. now i'm seriously going to bed, good night.
>>685269958
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Holstaur.
>>685269202
what wrong?
>>685269958
Goodnight
>>685264689
FORGOT i WASN'T A GIRL? WTF?
>>685264752
psh as if
>>685264780
Cute pics
>>685264858
>walking gif
you know me 2 well
>>685264876
They are arent they? although getting sick aint that nice
>>685269683
Golly gee! your mom let you have TWO hot dogs?
Also claiming. Whered Mirai go?
>>685269202
Let's not know what to do with ourselves together
>>685269683
I do love those times. Especially when you have them at 80 kph on a bike.
>best night of my life
>>685270225
GEE BILL YOUR MOM LET YOU HAVE TWO MENTAL DISORDERS?
>>685270298
Starting to calm down now thankfully, most of the pain has been driven back.
>>685269959
I mean, my Makoto folder is 2.7k+ pictures strong. But my Freyja folder is.... 40 pictures. Send help, send pictures!
i'm back.
>good news and bad news
>definitley getting Guns of Icarus
>not gonna get until Tuesday when i get paid (still got bills and stuff to pay)
>>685269683
every time i get chest pain I'm scared I'm having a heart attack. i know that feel
>>685270413
I had a sudden wave of both nausea and a need to shit. Sitting on a toilet with a bin in front of me. Whee!
>>685270166
Had some of my ex's mail. She came to get it and wanted to talk.
Just hate myself for ever dealing with that person.
Vapid brainless tart that i wasted so many years on. And dollars. And stress. Uhg. Just fucking uhg.
Just mad at myself.
>>685270432
>2.7k+
Holy shit m8. I only have 80 pics/gifs....
>>685270497
cool me and Asuka play that so if you need some people to play with hit us up
>>685270327
classic meme, dude, theres a straight up dog fight goin down in the neighborhood right now. Kinda frightened
>>685270432
>2.7k+
jethuth cwith
>>685269360
Oh. What games?
>>685269959
I... don't know. It happened really quickly last night, so I'm sorta confused and just rolling with it.
>>685270710
kek Im sure you will be alright.
>Hotaru seems to be a fast paced individual... kek
Claiming this sexy boi
>>685270666
sure! i'll have to add you guys after i get it though (physical copies don't count as buying a game apparently)
>that wallpaper
>been using that for my laptop
>>685270851
o shit waddup?
>>685270497
SAME. It's fucking horrible.
>>685270560
oh fun lol
>>685270693
oh you must live in the shitty part of santa clara. Which, I didn't even really think there was a shitty part, I figured all that was just shuffled to either San Jose or Sunnyvale(THERE AINT NOTHING FUCKING SUNNY ABOUT THAT HELLMOUTH)
>>685270821
What?
...
OH SHIT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AT ALL
>>685270851
You're claiming yourself?
>That's super meta
>>685270564
>>685270693
I deleted all the lewds, otherwise I'm certain I'd have more than 3k!
>>685270710
rally games, but i cant find any that arent 60$
>confused and rolling with it
b...but i thought this is what you wanted..
>>685270821
gotta go fast.
>and sideways
>>685270933
OH SHIT IM SORRY FOR JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS! I MISREAD YOUR POST!
>>685270970
Damn... Even with all my semi-lewds I still dont have 90 pics....
>I dont have any actual lewds either...
Im gonna head to bed everyone. Goodnight all!
>>685270901
its fine we are usually here and yeah i like it 2
>>685270919
>pic
>Don't ever bake with me, or my daughter again
and I'm not in a shitty part, right next to santa clara library nigga. But my actual neighbors got a dog that just got real aggressive with another dog it sounds like haha
>hellmouth
fuckin kek
>>685270970
THATS WITHOUT LEWDS? OMG
>>685271175
I'll admit, it's not particularly what I had in mind. But in essence, let's just say that our ship was... a very pleasant surprise.
>don't cry I'm sorry
>>685271194
DON'T THINK LEWDLY DAMMIT
>>685271321
please don't say it's the Northside Branch Library. If so, wanna meet at Safeway and chill lol
>>685271194
Night Malinda!
>>685271321
Like I said, I used to be part of a huge /b/ circle jerk some years back. So having this many pictures and knowing where most of them are for certain situations is second nature to me. And since I don't do lewd, it made no sense to really keep them.
I came on this thread
>>685271406
>pleasant surprise
so this is what you wanted?
If you wanted to do something else that you had in mind you can do that
>its gotta be made official
Wew. Place is cleaned and so I leave for home. Boss is giving me my overtime cash now, DRINKING MONEY WEW!
>>685271884
Lewd.
>>685270919
okay! nice to know
>that sense of scale
>running around airships midflight
damn, Guns of Icarus has me excited
>>685271780
i cam on u r mom
> explosion edition
Exploded genitalia waifu claimed
>>685271458
sheeeit, not the northside one. Although if your treatin me to that safeway chicken tenders ill go anywhere haha
>>685271557
that makes sense haha, What circle jerk is bigger than waifu?
>>685271884
>If you wanted to do something else that you had in mind you can do that
Why would I do that when I have you?
>>685271928
Shut up
>>685272086
ah yeah I'm near the northside one. And p sure their deli is closed right about now lol though I do think I might walk there and pick something up though, walking at night always calms me down.
>>685272086
Alice threads at their prime. AKA: When they first started, and maybe a few months after. It got a bit stabler after that, but you could expect about 6 threads an hour at the rate shit went. Probably why I feel so relaxed here, it reminds me of that time.
>>685271928
Lwewd
>LEGS
>>685272157
>why would i do that when i have you
AUAUAAUAUAAUAUAAAUAU
>>685272157
>>685272255
Oh good, both of you are settling in
>>685272044
checked and kek'd
>old man fister
>>685272233
Yeah the deli's def closed haha, but I like walking when I'm drunk sometimes kek, I think they got the chicken in like a box though don't they?
>>685272249
oh shit, thats some circle jerk haha
>>685272182
Hey Yuno.
>>685272255
?
Did I say something weird?
>>685272340
I don't know why you would ever giver her up
claimed!
>>685272428
Oh I didnt, I'm merely pretending
>>685272420
Yep. They don't really exist these days. You got Reimu threads which are pretty damn close, but they're unbelievably more slow. And while Alice does threads, they're self help threads these days. Not really any room to circlejerk.
>>685272340
good evening yuno!
>>685272428
NOP JUS MADE ME BLUSH
>>685272533
hide ur jealousy
>>685272420
Well the one here usually clears out all the prepackaged deli stuff by midnight, that way it's easier for the morning crew to replace it.
>>685272744
Jealous? Na nigga, I'm free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcL4J0pzlAg
>>685272574
does alice do threads anymore? cant remember seeing one for weeks now
https://youtu.be/bvNLFpwAdBc
>>685272744
Really? Sweet.
>Am I doing good at this?
>>685272812
So what are you going to do now that you're free?
>>685273008
Same thing I've always done, shitpost but now ship-free
>>685272964
Tats don't be lewd
or be lewd, that'd work too
>>685272944
They're mostly in the morning around 5 or 6 AM (pst). She sometimes does evening ones as well, but I'm normally asleep for those since I work a night job.
>>685272574
ah I see, so how do you rate the circle jerkness of waifu? haha
>>685272770
that makes sense, although that chicken is fire enough for you to start throwing puches until you get it....Id do that
>>685273008
yis.
>>685273065
not for long.
I will find you another ship free of charge
>>685273137
shit, that's like 10pm for me. no wonder i barely seem them.
>>685273222
>Trips
SHIT
H
I
T
>>685273120
Excuse me.
>>685273282
Trips confirm. Hotaru's now your shipmaster.
>And I her trusty shipmate
>>685273222
You're cute yourself you know
>What did I do to deserve you
Help its 4 am and I'm bored.
>Shiro
>>685273415
Just fucking kill me.. IT NEVER ENDS
>>685273205
Comfy/10
So probably around a 6. Not too fast that I can't keep up if I'm even half trying, but not to slow that I'm sitting here waiting for posts forever.
>>685273268
She does them before work, and she's only in them for about 30 minutes at a time. So good luck hitting that little window. And like I said, they're help threads exclusively now. So unless you've got advice ya need, don't expect them to be like they used to be.
>>685273431
It's only 2 AM, stop time traveling.
>>685273205
Really? I think their chicken is pretty horrible lol I've had better chicken from walmart.
>>685273349
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>685273491
Oh tsundere-chan. You never learn...
>>685273282
I'll find a good one for you yuno <3 dont worry
>>685273415
urcute
>bybeingcute and not insulting me 10000 times
>plus i lurked in a couple of threads and saw you talking about me and it was cute
>>685273514
Sorry, couldn't resist.
>>685273491
So now its hanako and yuno? I'm fine with this.
>Shiro
>>685273431
You should listen to some music, smoke cigarettes, and contemplate eternal sleep. It's what I'm doing.
>>685273612
>hotaru