Waifu claiming thread.
Claim your waifu and discuss
Obligatory claim.
>>685260427
>Remove your clothes
Strange request from you spike, but alright.
>>685260322
>Worse than losing your waifu
Nothing is worse that that!
>>685260341
After breaking my limit so many times, I think I know it fairly well~
BUST A NUT INSIDE YOUR EYE TO SHOW YOU WHERE I COME FROM
>>685260360
The amount of dedication you put forth makes me happy.
>>685260528
Heyo, beautiful. Can't sleep?
There are three raccoons in my yard
Ayy
Claimed
>>685260496
>>685259080
>2lood4me
>>685259137
auauauau are you at work? why busy?
where do you work?
i have so many questions
>>685259547
i don't ever drink though
>seriously though i want lemonaid
i was just giving you a hard time :x
>>685260133
5k+ isn't bad for a ae86
providing that its rust free and in decent shape EG: not owned by some fuckin pleb like me who drifts it
>even though mine is in amazing condition
I actually pick the s14 over the ones with popups because from what i've heard its hard to find the pop up lights and they tend to break
>plus i like the more flush look
i like my cuurss to look clean as fuck
unlike my dad
>his drift cars are scraped up and fucked up lookin on the outside
>>685260632
adopt them
>konata
Dabbing on ya.
>>685260625
das my boy
tribe called quest is so god damn good
now i need to listen to low end theory
Miho claimed
>>685259654
Yeah not really in the best area. Lot of homeless and druggies around here.
>>685259741
I dont own a dog.
Milinda claim
>>685259898
Mirai! I missed you friend!
>>685259924
Nice! I hope you like it!
>Oh I bet <3
>>685260133
>Supra Mk.III
Not too bad. Hard to find cool cars like that where I live...
>The rust and winter consume all...
My Corvette is almost all aftermarket under the hood though... Shit is too fast... I get scared driving it sometimes..
>>685260373
NOOOO Im sorry Shinoa!
>Now ive killed 3... Maybe I need to stop shooting Waifus.... kek
>>685260311
Are they really that different? If they are ill watch them but if its like, a few minor changes its not worth
>>685260322
o shit. Whats the age of wizardship again? i'm 20 so far
>>685260373
>daring
to do what?
>>685260620
>breaking my limit
trruuuu, gotta learn the hard way haha. What is your limit?
Claiming, Oh shit its hand man
>>685260711
>dab duel
>>685259826
What the fuck man...
>>685260127
But that's why I came here!
Also claimed.
>>685260626
so pretty... but your waifu is probably not from a cutesy slice of life anime huh..
>so i probably wont like the show
>makes me kind of sad
>hotaru
>>685260311
Basically any anime website.
Rory claimed
>6 foot shitposter claimed
>>685260496
Webbed
>>685260496
I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.
hello OP
I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate
Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj
>>685260710
Racoons hate me. I don't know why, but it's only racoons.
>>685260816
You can try but you will not win!
Or maybe you will I dont have any dab gifs
>>685260620
Im tired ima go try and jerk off and go to bed
>>685260808
30
Goodnight
>>685260595
>>685260632
Study them.
>>685260835
she's from a kind of gory anime, sorry. heh, i'm watching your anime right now though.
>>685260965
Shit, do you live near me or something? There was a pack of racoons running around down here when i went to go get snacks.
>Some Washington fag
>>685260677
Shutup
>>685260678
lemon aid is kickass, I mix it with my drinks.
>just giving you a hard time
kinky
>>685260711
OH SHIT, THE DAB
>>685260808
Around a quart of a 750ml of 40%~
What's yours?
>>685260826
You better return to the sea, bud
>readies staff
>>685260969
I don't have any ;-;
>you win this time~
>>685261038
Goodnight friend~
>>685260595
wow shizuru
>rattles
>>685260645
hey claw, how are you?
>>685261041
>>685261158
Pipe it up Koko!
>>685261179
We tied actually, oh shit I had this pic to show you but I forgot to all day!
>Rikka
>>685260765
same, rip phife dawg ;-;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6TLWqn82J4
>>685260965
aww :( dogs don't like me, and I don't really like them >.>
>>685260677
your image was too hard to dankify, i'm sorry 20/20
i could do a different image if you'd like
>>685260496
best girl claimed
>>685260595
spike a prude
>>685260373
whats it feel like to be a ghost?
>louder now
>louder now
>>685260711
dub dabs!
>OEWW
>>685260808
fucking indescribably different
>no spoilers just watch
>gif related
>>685260851
ah okay thats good
what do you prefer?
>already 18 pictures
still here
>>685260629
Hahaha! It is good! ^,^
But it is time to sleep the royal sleep!
>I point Sakura at the sun
>She spits out babby nonstop from her vagoo faster than the speed of light
>The sun explodes
Good night!
>>685260632
>>685260965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52mNbZ3-0C8
>>685261158
koko i didn't know you were into pegging
>>685261078
I ONLY LIKE CUTESY STUFF
I MADE THE MISTAKE OF WATCHING AKAME GA KILL AND I KEPT GETTING EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED
I CANT WATCH VIOLENT ANIME BECAUSE I GET TOO EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED
>and im also just really into light hearted cute stuff
claimed
>>685261228
>Rattle rattle
Hmmmmmm?
>>685261275
Ahaha thanks~
I have these two for ya!
>>685261451
Sleep warm and well, wonderful.
>>685261304
Go with kissanime.
>>685260808
There is a lot different with the remakes. Im talking 60% of story elements. Theres a hell of a lot of different scenes too.
>BEAST MODE!
>GIVE HER BACK!
>>685260772
Not that.
>Yeah tired of nig nogs breaking into my shit.
>I did walk out there and racked my shotgun once never saw them again.
That
>>685261078
Ye! How are you liking it so far?
>>685261179
Bu-but pollution... I'm here to stop pollution... Can't you sea?
>sea
>>685261275
And this one
>
>Megumin
>>685261482
Watch Hellsing Ultimate
>>685261074
They're just walking around and stealing the catfood.
>>685261100
I live in South Hayward, a small town right next to San Francisco. Apparently it's known for something to do with murder. Or gang activity. I don't know.
>>685261038
>10 more years
Goodnight man! Sleep well :)
>>685261179
I'm not a nerd so I don't know how much that is shot wise. But ~12 shots of %40 is usually my limit, depending on when I start
>>685261275
u pipe it
>>685261304
Oh fuk really? I'll have to watch it then
>>685260775
I wasn't gone that long, was I?
>>685261158
You first, traitor.
>>685261299
It's fine, Shiro. Thanks for the effort. And not really at the moment, but if I have one, I'll definitely ask
www.furcadia.com
This place is cool you can make your own waifu and maps and stuff
>>685260775
I ded still
>>685260808
It's the type in onigiri
>>685261304
OK
Ghost
>>685261565
oh lol
>>685261482
yea, i've really switched to watching a bunch of slice of life. of the 20 animes i have lined up to watch, i'd say 15 of those are slice of life.
>>685261565
i'm on episode 7 of second season, and i'm really liking it so far. it does have a slower pace then say k-on, but i don't think that makes it any worse.
>>685261565
I sea... You will be my minister of the environment and pollution!
>>685261718
And by limit, you mean when we start throwing up like crazy, right?
>>685261525
Ohhhh thats awesome! Haha I gotta use it whenever I see you!
>>685261602
Aww how adorable! I should find more of you man, youre really helping me out here
>>685261304
OEWW! Hello my queen
>Bows
>>685261718
Yes maam piping it right now
>>685261618
Nope. Not even close then. Lol
>>685260678
It's not, but I'm like, $200 to my name after tires for my bike. Then I got bills for the month, which will leave me at.... no money at all by next month! If I had a car, I'd try to keep it looking decent. Worst thing would probably be the sun damage to the paint, living is a virtual desert that I do.
>>685260775
I'm kicking myself in the ass because a nice clean one was just up for $1.5k not long ago. But I was broke and couldn't get it, and now it's gone for good. I just gotta stay on the look out for when I can afford one. Other options were an RX7, MR2, or AE86, but all of them were more than $2k last I checked. And with me, there is no too fast (unless it's raining.) Hell, I'm on a 300cc CBR300R, and I'm literally always hitting just below redline at full throttle on the freeway. Pushing this poor little thing to the limit while i wait for my ZX-11 to get into working order.
>>685261618
Kek, throw some catfood in your neighbor's yard.
>>685261228
Sup maid
Just drinking coffee and watching this chaos
You?
>>685261842
You're talking about Non Non Biyori, right? S2 > S1 imo
>>685261856
Glad you like them~
>>685261561
>>685261561
>>BEAST MODE!
>>GIVE HER BACK!
you are so fucking right!
asdfhjkl; they are so good i fucking love it
its amazing in the sense that it isn't trying to erase NGE
>thanks for the recommendation
>>685261718
like you really do its too fantastic for words.
1.0 is almost i direct rehash but certain story elements are sped up and it just keeps getting stranger and stranger
>WUNDER LAUNCH
>>685261771
woah
such ghost
very spook
much scare
>>685261856
whats good my most loyal subject?
>try to log onto LoL
>need to download another 3gb worth of updates
Kill me now
>>685261842
the composure for non non biyori is UNREAL
the music tugs at my heart strings so much
>>685261608
thas a big ol negative
>>685262245
play something good then
>>685261739
Long enough for me to miss you <3
>>685261771
Im so sorry! You were just so spooky!
>>685261845
MEGUMIN HELP ME! I ACCIDENTALLY KILLED SHINOA!
>>685261914
Another will come up eventually.
Usually I say nothing is too fast either but in a car that's 40+ years old, hitting 215 mph was wayyy too much speed.
>>685262326
but i have shit taste in games
>>685262129
yea, non non biyori. i'm on season 2 right now. i'd say they're both equally good, but i'm only halfway through s2.
>>685262245
so much shit has been changed, i don't think you'll like it if you don't enjoy an absurd amount of updated shit.
>Shiro
>>685261842
The episodes are based off of the manga so there isn't really a true order in most episodes. In the manga some episodes show up before others.
As you can sea, even Sanae hangs around here. But... She'll be gone for a while sadly.
>>685261845
I am an emissary of the sea and I believe that I should stay an emissary. I think I know what I'm doing anyways.
>>685262408
really? You mean like runescape tier changes or just a bunch of nerfed shit?
>old man fister
Namie claimed
>>685262345
>215mph
I wanna go on a ride with you. Not even my Dad, who's a fucking speed freak, would go that fast. I've barely managed to hit triple digits, but that's a bike limitation. I can keep an average 90-95 mph my whole ride home, going over bridges corners, and even weaving through a bit of traffic.
>>685262058
Holy fuck shit, I think one of the raccoons attacked their dog. Here comes the fucking shitstorm.
>>685262245
Aren't you banned Kappa
>>685262150
Like them? I love them!
>>685262220
Not much is going on in the hood my nigga. Whats good with you queenie?
>>685262537
never played runescape, but there's like different tiers of dragons now, don't know what half of my go to items do, bunch of other dumb shit
>Shiro
>>685262277
you should really watch NGE
>gif related
>>685262407
>filenames kek
try fun shit games then
like Guns of Icarus
>play with Tomo and I
>>685262563
she seems feisty
>>685262658
>Holy fuck shit, I think one of the raccoons attacked their dog.
Hope they enjoy debating whether or not he has rabies.
>>685261179
I'm not a nerd so I don't know how much that is in shots, my limit is ~12 depending on when I start
>>685261275
U pipe it
>>685261304
Fuuuck really? I'll watch it then
>>685261482
>into pegging
Not really, although I would peg a grill
>>685261561
sheeeit 60%? I'm def watching it
>>685261739
TRAITOR? noooooo, whatd I do?
>>685261771
>ghost
u wood feg
>>685261845
yeah thats about it haha
>>685261856
Don't give me the pipe on the right, I still need to know that song. Left one is coo tho
>>685262345
>ACCIDENTALLY
Hmmm...
Unfortunately, I can't help you, I'm a explosion mage, not a priest
>>685262486
Oh well, I tried
>
>>685262698
I'm happy to hear that~!
>>685262408
they're both really good anyways so glad youre enjoying it
>>685262658
Kill the coons become hero.
>>685262747
Kek. Their poor dog is fucked.
>>685262345
>2345
Almost a straight. Your poker skills are showing.
>>685262486
Actually kind of cool the episodes are multiple chapters ran together into one setting. Where is Sanae, anyway, haven't seen him since his b-day party.
>>685260678
I'm studying.
>I'll cuddle with you later
>>685260711
You're dead to me
>>685261482
>light hearted cute stuff
woo
>>685262812
Yeh, my limit's still the same~
The first time I drank, I had around 13 shots of cheap vodka
Those were crazy times~
>>685263116
Forgot pic
>>685262812
do it so we can gush
>Eva gives me such a boner you don't even know
>i'm not using hyperbole
First time ever in one of these threads. What do you guys do here?
Also, Edward claimed
>>685262345
She will be okay, I have killed her before and she came back just fine!
>>685262812
Okay here ya go!
>>685263052
Why is that??
>>685262998
They should get Kurt Russel and the rest of their Antarctic gang just in case shit hits the wall.
>>685263187
hey cutie :3
people chat mostly
>>685262708
shit, probably gonna check it out. hope it's not too bad.
>>685262709
i'll have to check it out. assuming my card doesn't get charged up the ass like it did last i bought a steam game.
>>685262681
kappa?
>>685263148
woof woof~
>>685262927
fuck Marin Karin
>>685262651
Fastest ive ever gone on a public road was 160. Shit was crazy. When I hit 215 I was on a runway in a military base. My commander wanted to race with his porsche.
>I totally crushed him btw
I still had more power too... Could have gone faster but it was starting to get unstable.
>>685262854
MEGUMIN PLS! YOU MUST AT LEAST KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP?
>>685263002
B-But I suck at poker... kek
>>685263216
You sure?
>Also sorry about killing you last night....
>Hope you understand.
>Had to protect my Idol
>>685262812
Don't play dumb. I saw. I know.
>>685262812
>would peg a grill
>implying getting pegged would be any way better than getting head
pls
>>685261842
YIS SLICE OF LIFE IS THE GOAT
JUST WANNA LAY IN BED AND WATCH IT ALL DAY AND FEEL GOOD
>>685261914
if you cant get it all at one start shopping for parts
the engine and chassis are prolly gonna be the most expensive but get the things you need to upgrade to make it a good drifter
>or you could get a 350z which IMO is the best stock drifting car
>>685262709
thats a NO. fuck that
that .gif is gonna give me nightmares.
gonna have to go watch like 4 hours of cute shit now.
>>685263052
wew lad.
stoody wat?
>>685263187
I remember seeing you earlier. You're back at not such a shit time. We just have random conversations. So, how goes your day?
>>685263357
I personally don't like it, probably because I started playing back in Season 3 when it was simple, and now everything is so complicated.
>>685262854
N-no! Wait! I'll happily be a minister! No objections from me!
>>685263002
The episodes are like American shows where what happens in one episode sometimes don't relate to before.
Sanae... Had some uhh, stuff to take care of... He said he'll be back in a month. Let's hope he meant it...
>>685263502
Dairy product.
>>685263502
>>685260496
>shake it baby
>>685263595
Distal appendage.
>>685263639
>Bored
Well i'm going to find something to do for a little bit. Semi-afk.
>>685263187
From my limited 3 hour exposure: Circlejerk, conversate, mild RP, and watch/listen to raccoons.
>>685263402
Should've pushed the very limits of the car. At least, that's what I'd say if it were a bike. But as for a car I could see even the slightest shake being unsettling as fuck.
>>685263488
Haha, I'd need way more mechanical knowledge to do something like that. Which I'll admit, I'm looking into. I figured since flying was way too pricey for me to be able to learn, being a mechanic would be something more reasonable and something that I still enjoyed.
Claimed
>>685263488
Economics, Accounting and Business. Boring stuff.
>>685263402
There's Aqua, but he won't come back for a while...
Fran could possibly help too~
>>685263571
Good!
Once there's no pollution, I will grant your people a nation of their own~
>and you as their leader
>>685263571
Yeah, that other thread was fairly insane, so I dipped out. My days been pretty awesome :) I skipped school, stayed home, and jammed to music
What about yourself?
>>685263357
yayayayay!
also wtf ive never gotten my shit jacked on steam
>>685263488
but i meant to post this!
>>685263770
Moo
>>685263839
kek one day I will
>>685263896
Okay! I shall recruit their help in resurrecting Shinoa!
Be back soon everyone. Gonna play a game of CSGO
>>685263402
Yeah I am sure! Its okay I understand, but I want you to know something, she is adorable. You may have to kill me again.
>>685263770
Anthropomorphic bi-pedal mammal.
>>685263496
there's still alot of stuff i still don't understand
>>685263994
i dunno what happened. probably just stick to using gift cards if my bank keeps charging me for it.
>>685263402
The art of gambling comes with the practice of drinking, so I'm pretty good at poker. And Craps. And Five Finger Filet. And Russian Roulette.
>>685263571
Well, supposedly every single chapter is a day of summer, but because the summer is neverending, there have been 200+ days of their summer.
Stuff? I didn't even see that he said he was going. And an entire month? Damn.
>>685263994
To this day, I still cant follow End of Evangelion.
Listening to Tuesdays Gone while cleaning now. So good.
>>685264094
She is adorable, but she is mine.... You will do well to remember that...
>I will if I have to...
Otherwise, hope we can be friends. :)
>>685263941
Oh, just been here all day and night watching anime on side. My last day of school is tomorrow, which means I'm not going tomorrow, because all I'll do is just sleep anyways.
>>685263779
>>685264071
Moooo.
>>685264112
Penis grasper.
I got nothing.
>>685264077
I know there's stabilizing rods to help keep high speed riding in check. Is there something similar for cars?
>>685263116
Same, I'm not sure how much I had but it was a mix of vodka craberrys and rum and cokes haha
>>685263162
I wanna GUSH
>>685263187
hugbox basically
>>685263216
I dig it, got any more?
>>685263433
You didn't see shit, you don't know nuthin
>>685263488
>getting pegged would be better than getting head
what the hell you sayin? I would rather get a bj then get foiked in the ass by a big ol dildy anyday
>>685264294
That's only when I'm bored.
>>685264077
I want to rub her belly
Going to sleep, after all. Bad night. Goodnight e-body.
>Mirai
>>685263496
In case you didn't see>>685263941
>>685263896
Heh heh... Yes... Then I can build armies and weapons and...
>>685264182
Well winter does happen. But since there's so many manga chapters they could only fit 1 episode.
>>685264294
Moo moo moo moo
>>685261518
nothing
>rattle
>>685262112
just chilling before i eventually fall asleep
>>685264509
>>685264610
Do you need a wet Q-Tip or something?
>>685264481
OLOLFORGOTYOU'RE NOT A GIRL
MY BAD
>hotaru
>>685264481
and no i was saying that you were implying that getting pegged would be better than getting head
>as a woman
mybad
>hotaru
>>685264643
wat?
>>685264267
We can be awesome friends! Youre super lucky, she is so soft and pretty.....
>Defend her man..I understand
>>685264481
Any more what? songs? I have a ton! here is one I love to share https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhXEyEYWxEI
>>685264287
What does it do to the mind, to be on /b/ all day? I feel like I would flip out
>>685264567
Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your waifu Mirai. You'll feel better once you wake up.
>>685264153
damn man that sucks best of luck to you
>what else do you steam
>>685264247
i could seriously write you a thesis on it
>nobody here wants that
>add me on telegram if you want me to weeb out at you
>QueenAsuka
>>685264481
HOLY FUCK MY PANTIES ARE REKT RIGHT NOW
>>685264077
Please do~
>>685264481
First nights drinking are the best!
>>685264574
Naturally, I will make your nation a vassal of mine and will have military access to your armies and water guns
>>685264484
So all the time?
>>685264610
Mooo moo mooo.
>>685264787
I was actually on here all day, and it's definently a big difference from rest of /b/. I've got used to it though as I've skipped school this entire week.
>>685264759
Never mind.
>>685264934
Basically.
>>685264858
>furthering the panty rekt
>>685264876
Sure sure. But if we don't like how it is then maybe we'll just revolt and become independent.
>>685264934
Whole or 2%?
>>685264958
So are the waifu threads just nonstop?
>>685265125
>revolt
>implying you're powerful enough
If you do and fail, I will enslave y'all squid humpers
>>685264958
>I've skipped school this entire week.
I only do this when i'm off my BPD meds and having a really shitty episode. you okay?
>gif kinda related
>>685265098
seriously you are not helping
>a river flows in my panties
but really
>>685265125
>Miho
>>685264858
not really much, most steam games i have are from physical copies. but if you are curious
>skyrim
>morrowind
>doom3
>bunch of free games
because of this steam won't count me as "verified" feels bad man
>>685265244
Yea, they are 24/7.
>>685265274
I did miss first couple days of week due to depression, but the rest was just because I don't care. I'm not feeling depressed anymore, so don't worry about me.
>>685265014
I got it.
Yeah same here, gets a bit annoying at times.
>>685265163
100% pure no chemicals or shit added or taken out.
>>685265302
I want C'thulhu to be my daddy
>>685265513
I'll take 4 fresh gallons.
>>685265267
Oh no don't worry! Im just trying to make sure that I get equal treatment for my people is all!
>>685265302
>