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>>685247829

interest for bump

>>685247829
>writes a story like this instead of having laughed with his girlfriend and just plugging the DS in

spotted the virgin who has no clue what sex and a relationship is like ;")

>>685250695
kek'd

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>>685251202
>mfw this is the most genius thing ever

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contribooting

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>>685250695
Back when i use to twitch raids there was this one dude who wanted me to call the suicide hotline and sob on the hotline and then he would play a shotgun.mp3 he had on his computer while i tell the operator i can't do this anymore i was pretty fucked up back then but that was too fucked up for me

>>685251902
I used to prankcall with raid forums and we got this one guy to call into the suicide hotline and basically we told them that moonman was bullying him and wanted him to cut with a chainsaw. And at the end he shouted "MOON MAN IS HERE WITH THE CHAINSAW" and they said they would call the police and hung up lol

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>>685252141
Ayy my nigga i use to use raidfourms too like last year or 2 years ago you remember they use to have clans loool that shit was retarded i was in the moonman clan

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For the future history books. Thank you, drawfag.

>>685252337
yeah but now they don't do anything so you arn't really missing much. I joined right during the golden age where it was jsut raid after raid and laughing your ass off all night.

>>685249648
2 years and this is still kek

>>685251994
Is it worth reading?

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>>685247829

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA7mruIJRqk

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>>685254489

>>685254095
>>685254339
>>685254489
>>685254567
name of this goddess?

>>685254645
was hoping someone here would kno :c

>>685254839
2sad4me

>>685253429
yeah. funny as fuck.

>>685253429
Yes, but you'll cringe at the watermark at the end though.

>>685247829
> Best of 4chan thread.
Sometimes, the site goes down.

>>685250576
Spotted the kid whose had sex all of 5 times in his life.

>>685254839
I bet he feels better knowing that his death was shown across a board that is getting shittier by the day and his full of a bunch of faggots.

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>>685255992
No, he's dead.

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>>685256265

>>685254587
Who is it?

>>685256674
Get this fucking cancer out of here.

>>685253429
eh, its alright

>>685254587
Are there details of what happened?

>>685257709
oh shit
i actually remember this post

>>685257230
>>685257716
I don't think you guys get it
The OP posted the greentext at the very bottom, along with the pic of the girl with the rifle,
in that pic, you can see a reflection of OP in the poster on the wall, "Americans will always fight" blah blach
another anon zoomed in on the reflection and posted the other, smaller greentext
its just /r9k/ laughing at one of their anons who isn't so anon anymore
i guess its weird because who the fuck posts their gun preference when they advertise themselves as whores on craigslist, and the op in the reflection just looks fucking weird
i don't even know if its male or female

overall, Idk why its in a best of 4chan thread, pretty weak bud

>>685247829
well if that is best of 4chan for you you just have to read some 14 y old blog

>>685251144
kek

>>685254839
>mfw he aint even dying thats just an asthma treatment nebulizer thing

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>>685251520
kek

>>685255448
Holy fuck, if this is real.....

>>685255992
I bet he doesn't give fuck

Because he's dead

tl;dr you're a faggot lol

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>>685253804

I'm crying.

Thanks anon

>>685255448
holy fucking shit

>>685254489
>>685254339
She looks so much like a girl I work with

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>>685256265
Wow! The ability to control one undead at a time would really kick some ass in the zombie apocalypse. I want it!

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>>685255448
Roastie toasties be warned

>>685255322
Ayy I was in that thread

>>685258061

This is not a greatest of /b/ jackass, why would you save that?

>>685253824
dafuq

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>>685255448
>thiscantbereal.exe

>>685258061
>Greatest of autism

>>685258223
glorious

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>>685251520
>push her skirt back into her butt crack

>>685255448
wether this is actually true or not i actually kek'd

>>685259273
Fuck

>>685259181
>>685259223
>>685259273
I have achieved an erection

It will not subside

>>685261693
>>685263029
libcucks detected

>>685252088
oh man, i fucking miss this kind of behaviour in /b/

>>685248332
oh that last one made me kekle me sheckles

>>685255448
Good for him tbh

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>>685259273
Not a /k/ommando, not even a gun person in general

but jesus fucking christ, that is something else

>>685252088
was literally thinking of this post today when i was at work

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>>685259181
>>685259223
>>685259273
Jesus what an emotional rollercoaster.

First, I cringed because I thought he was an antigun fag who was going to destroy some priceless collectables.

Then, I was jealous. So fucking unbelievably jealous.

After, came denial. There's no fucking way he's not a rich collector, leading us on, right?

Finally, acceptance. How good for him to find such treasures.

>>685255388
KEK

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>>685255448
Phil Collins?

>>685255448
>field trip
>midnight

>two girls
>a bunch of girls

>nothing but a bathing suit
As opposed to what? A fucking electric blanket? a wetsuit she happened to pack?

I call fake; the details are all over the damn place.

>>685267865

/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>685259181
>>685259223
>>685259273


Holy shit. I remember that thread, I got anxiety reading all that shit that he inherited..

Lucky son of a bitch.

>>685255448
Proud of that guy

>>685255692
Worth it?

>>685251501
slowclap.jpg

>>685249722
firing it out both ends. standard stuff for being sick.

Also, hospitals are pretty used to cleaning up people's shit, so I wouldn't have worried about it so much. Almost all the reasons I've been there myself involved doctors putting their finger up my butt anyway.

>>685248332
I'm dying, I'm not sure why

>>685258306
Jesus fucking christ

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>>685255388
IM DEAD

>>685255448
>rub off towards the shore
read this wrong initially

>>685256427
I need to know what their reactions were when he killed her.

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>>685259273
my. fucking. god...
i..i dont even know how to react to this....i think i had a bit of a heart attack...

>>685273287
Even if it was true, what of it?
Some random guy got a bunch of obsolete toy guns and shit. Also a house. Big deal.
Don't be so autistic, anon. Those are pieces of metal, barely distinguishable from any other.

>>685259273

Mein Gott...

First i was jealous, now i am humbled.
That's a piece of a mans life he inherited.

>>685273871
your clearly the fucktard /k/ was warning him about

>>685273871
You have no idea what you're talking about. That is like almost a hundred grand worth of firearms.

>>685274293
anon thats the guy who would go and sell them for less then 10% of the value and not even care that he is holding history...

>>685257333
The trips have spoken

>>685274293
I could tell that they were valuable. What I mean is that there's no need to have such strong feelings for obsolete tools made in factories. Unless they had been the ones used to shoot Osama bin Laden, perhaps.
The guy did not inherit a living, breathing Isaac Newton or a Ludwig van Beethoven. He got some briefcases containing metal, the likes of which can be found in many other places.
Is that worth a "heart attack", really?

It's like those autistic kids who play with trains and throw temper tantrums if someone knocks one of them over.

>>685274726
You're trying so hard.

You don't even have to like guns to appreciate all of that.

Besides, who gives a fuck if you had an Issac Newton? Sure he was genius...4 centuries ago. F=ma? Cool story, literally everyone knows that shut now, get in line.

>>685268129
but it wasn't originally posted in /b/ though...

>>685274726
>historical pieces
>'obsolete tools made in factories'

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>685255448

Oh lord

>>685275660
There's little or nothing historical about them. The blueprints still exist, and more of them could be made at a moment's notice. The particular ones that the guy inherited were likely not used by anyone famous.
So in the end, they are much like anything old. Wooden spinning tops, funny breakfast cereals, old cartoons. Nostalgic value, at best. At worst, shallow and baseless idol worship.

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>>685257709
I feel bad for that mom

>>685258956
I was thinking that It looks a lot like mine.
Mine just has a mouth piece though...

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how do you change the captcha from clicking images to typing the street numbers/names

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>>685276427
i need it so i can dump my fuckload of greentexts and best ofs

Anyone got the greentexts of

>dude who pretends to be and environmental health officer at McDonald's
>where anon was raped but it turned into winter
>are you fucking sorry
And
>anon does tech support preferably the full one

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>>685251144
>related

>>685276158
>gun literally from cowboy era
>nothing historical about them
>because we can still make them today

Jesus. So mosaics, historical art, or fucking Latin sentence construction aren't historical either? The blueprints still exist, more of those could be made as well.

Also, it is a part of history you can actually touch and hold, making history come alive in your hands.

>>685250576
Summer is already here?

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>>685273871
i bet you think the 2nd amendment is dumb also

>>685276801
The 2nd amendment is dumb.

Nevertheless, those guns are awesome.

>>685250576
spotted the retard that is not aware you can remember things and talk about them months and even years after it happened

>>685247829
Very nice, how come I dony know this one..

I am the best of 4chan faggot

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>>685276471
seriously someone help

>>685276471
>>685277163
settings and activate legacy captcha

>>685277163
Settings-> Quotes & replying -> legacy CAPTCHA

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>>685277391
>>685277416
thanks anons
here goes nothing

>>685255448
To be honest, that was a lose-lose situation.

If he did help her, she probably wouldn't have any gratitude and would have thrown him under the bus as a perv. He would have had the shit kicked out of him by her boyfriend or something in addition to that.

He didn't help her, and she died and now he's got a dark secret and is probably a bit crazy now.

Still, it's not his fault. It would have happened anyway if he had just stayed in bed, only difference is that he was a witness.

>>685277618
There's even more lose-lose than that.
It's not uncommon for drowning victims to pull a would-be rescuer underwater and force them to also drown. And this is in regular swimming pools; in icy cold water, it was nearly certain to happen.

>>685251144
>not wishing to be able to grant your own infinite wishes at will, rule free and ironic-consequence free
Step it up

>>685248332
Fucking prime ugh

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>>685273871

>>685251366
i know a similar story of a guy who preted to have his finger cutted off just hidding it in a dirty napking with a lot of ketchup.

>>685251144
I love you guys sometimes

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>>685278299
love u too bud

>>685250576
LOL. you have a lot more to explore.

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>>685278666
check ut my fucking satan trips

Does anyone have the one where there's a guy living in a basement...i cant remember much detail but there may have been an orange in a cage?

>>685251994
Its not fucking complete i want to hear the fucking ending

>>685279048
best of 4chan, not a wasted opportunity on may getting tit fucked

>>685258306
WHOS HAND SHATTERS

>>685251520
Quality kek

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>>685279162
am i doing it right, you fucking faggot

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worth tha read

>>685279284
yes now your back on track you flaming homo

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>>685279361
cheers motherfucker

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4chan at finest

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>>685279777
another fucking trips

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worth the read

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>>685252437
What's the back story for this?

>>685254645
>>685254777
Might be Jess Fullman

>>685268814
so worth it

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>>685280000
HOLY SHIT, FUCKING CHECK'D

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>>685280000

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NEARLY THERE FUCKERS

>>685279284
>didn't cap the "you're putting them in there aren't you?" post
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

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>>685273871
I don't say this ironically, but now I cans at this unironically and mean it.
Fucking kill yourself, faggot.

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>>685270922
Mathturbator

>>685278259
I'll miss mootles, but hiro's good too. He won me over with his first q&a.
His ingrish and lack of knowledge on our stupid dank memes, combined, was one of the fucking funniest things I've seen here.

>>685275660
both are true, besides, people sell history all the time, some people care more than others, if this was a painting or some kind of porcelain, would you still act like you had sand in your panties?

>>685251501
In kek-o veritas

>>685276632
so is most old things and yet you selectively only care about guns, why won't you allow someone else to have a different interest than you?

what you are doing can be said about anything btw, you must hate the homeless because you are not helping them, you don't understand the value of life, you also don't appreciate history because you have not dedicated your life to restoring old paintings etc

see how dumb it actually is to act like that?

>>685276528
>Wish the word splork were interchangeable with the word wish
>Wish that the original rule only pertained to the particular word "wish"
>Which is interchangeable with splork
>So he can't splork for more splorks because the original rule refers to splorks also.

>>685258223
Has anyone actually found this video online? I'm really curious to watch it...

>>685259181
>>685259223
>>685259273

Lame, I thought there'd be some kind of twist at the end

>>685268814
yes! definitely!

>>685255448
Terje Vigen much?