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>>685226428

Martin Luther King; because it would be funny as fuck to see the liberals heads explode when he started talking about how gay marriage is wrong and how black people need the right to bare arms.

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America.

>>685226428
Osama bin laden just to get people mad.

>>685227713
/thread

Adolf Hitler.

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this lil nigga

>>685228707
He's still alive. Have you ever seen his body? No? Then shut up, compadre.

Old /b/.

Pepe

>>685228984
ok if hes alive the other person i'd choose is joseph stalin. So he can beat that cuck of a child adolf

Farley. He was funny.

>>685229200
i can get behind this.

>>685226428
Genghis Khan, give his horde 21st century weapons and set them lose in the middle east.

tesla

Inb4 go back to >>>/his/
Napoleon

Uchiha Madara.

>>685226428
Chinggis Khan so he can make Mongolia great again. #Diedtoosoon #UnitedWorld

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>>685226428
I need to talk to him directly. I've been losing my cool lately.

>>685226428
Nickola Tesla
Teach me shit
????
Profit

>>685229308
My /b/rother knows whats best, I hope to see you as well following in his ranks!

>>685229308
Can you imagine it?
>CIA resurrects Genghis and his army
>weaponize him
>instruct him to fuck up the middle east
>in return he owns the middle east, his native land + free passes for life to Disneyland.
Shit would be so cash

Biblical Jesus

>inb4 the beaner that cuts my grass

Because end of days and stuff. Bring on the end. I welcome it with open arms. The human race is a cancerous plague.

>don't really believe in the bible or god but I figured solid way to find out without killing myself first

my love life

>>685228829
Came here to see this post, so I could comment ">/thread". So, let's get going:

>/thread

See you, anons.

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And this time give him a better battle plan

>>685228829
Agreed brother

>>685230000
Worst waste of quads I've ever seen.

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>>685229308
>>685229519
GLory to the eternal horde!

Quorthon

Jimi Hendrix

The Prophet Mohammed.

My best friend

>>685230390
:(

>>685230390
What if he dunt want to come back

>>685230390
What happened

>>685229914
He never really existed. He's a mythical character. I'd rather revive Mohammed, so he would cleanse the world.

>>685229493
Kekd so fucking hard.

>>685230549
OD'ed on marijuana.

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>>685228960
Nope

>>685229770
Id resurrect him just to get that nigga laid

>>685229493
But...which one?

ur mom

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>>685230000

>>6>>68523068>>685230688
U made my sides hurt

>>685230318
This here.

>>685230567
How can you deny jesus but believe in Mohammed when Jesus was mentioned and quoted in the Qu'Ran more so than any other prophet?

>>685230064
#twofrontwar

Robin Williams. For selfish reasons.

Eddard Stark

>>685230951
It's b8 m8. Don't even bother.

>>685230951
Because muslim are liars.

>>685226428
Myself.

I miss him, so does everyone I know.

These dubs.

>>685231259
OK.

>>685230064
How can you resurrect someone who is still alive in Antarctica?

>>685230549

Killed by a drunk driver. Who survived. And is out of prison now.

>>685226428
My mom because obviously

>>685231326
I'm sorry

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>>685228829

Hopefully Hitler could help us with our nigger and sandnigger problems

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To tell her to get off 'that stuff' and that she's more appreciated than she realized.

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>>685226428
He, just for the lulz

>>685231421
Your mom finally gets away from you and then you go and resurrect her, you selfish bastard.

>>685231543
Hitler loved Muslims, mainly because they shared his hatred of Jews.

>>685231543
Yeah by eliminating the whites and Jews getting in the black man's way

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To tell her how much we all loved her, and that she should buckle up.

Tupac Amaru Shakur,
because why not??
Fucking faggots.

>>685231498

Thanks, me too. Had a wife and one-year-old son. I've thought about killing the guy a lot but I don't think he would want revenge.

>>685231613
She's a whore.

Leif Erikson. Have him spearhead our space conquest.

>>685231874
... he never died in the first place

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>>685231930
ALL women are whores, Anon.

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Because fuck facebook

>>685231874
because he's a nigger?

>>685231891
Honestly that's probably for the best I'm sure he didn't have much fun in prison they don't take kindly to people like him (:

>>685232058
less my mom

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>>685232050

Get fucked its gonna be general De Gaulle hands down

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>>685232286
Her, too. Mine, too. No exceptions.

>>685231697
hmm, interesting point. never thought about that.

though sandniggers aren't the same as Muslims. I would connotatively define "sandnigger" as someone historically from the Middle East (exempting Jews, since they mainly moved there after the state of Israel was established, or the preceding half-century).

>>685232054
Your fucking stupid if you actually believe that...

>>685232338
De Gaulle? Are you looking for someone to take American money, American equipment, American logistics, and walk down the champs ely-moon after the US has already cleared the way?

>>685229317
why? he would be lost in our world. what a waste of a pick.

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mother
fucking
lenin

>>685229562
talk to my dick. directly.

>>685232372
you are talking about my mom playa? you wanna trouble? hun? you wanna trouble? you wanna your head thrown into a wall? cause i'm here for you bitch.

>>685233023
For awhile, then he would crack our world and invent some shit.

>>685233062
2 sun

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>>685233171
Your dick is dukkha. It cannot offer me enlightenment.

>>685226428
Mao Zedong, he killed a lot of people and his name is funny

myself, and have it activate 1 day after my death

I would Resurrect Micheal Jackson right outside Macaulay Culkin's house, just to watch him booby trap his house to avoid being molested again.

>>685233539
kek, i have told many that it would.

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>>685233666
Ok Satan

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>>685233734
You have lied.

>>685227713
kekd

>>685233062
beat me to it
too soon though

>>685233857
how the "Hell" do you know my name, or atleast one of them, did the 666 give it away, ill try harder next time to keep the identity hidden

>>685230064
>Hitler's not cryogenically frozen

Saddam Hussein. Not an attempt to troll ir be funny, i mean it. He kept these sand nigger terrorists in check. Killed and tortured his own people and left us the fuck alone. We need him back in SandLand

>>685226428
I'd kill myself, then resurrect myself so I could do it again, only with more knives.

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>>685233624
>he killed a lot of people
Before Mao:
>famines killing millions at least once every decade
During Mao:
>vast industrialization faster than the West could ever hope of having done it, life expectancy doubling, women's rights skyrocketing, popular participation and democracy introduced to China for the first time, population boom like no other in the history of mankind... plus a famine caused by weather conditions that could also be found in northern India, but since it happens in a communist country it obviously can't be any cause other than communism u guise
After Mao
>not a single famine was seen in China since
You people are fucking dense.

>>685226428
Jon Snow

>>685233987
>You have lied.
only to your mother

>>685234438
chinese propaganda

>>685234438
hey if you starve literally millions of peasants there are fewer peasants
>faster than the West could have done it
I kek'd

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>>685234538
*sigh*

>>685234438
How does red propaganda taste?

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>>685234172
Idk, pls don't take trump from us. Take Hillary or hernie

Sam Walton, shit would get changed at Walmart

>>685226428
Beethoven
To see what modern music he likes

>>685234438
>while culling a good half of the population

685234470
too late

>>685234438
>During Mao:

That's complete bullshit. You have no fucking idea what you're talking about. The name you're looking for is Deng Xiaoping.

Fucking tard.

Hey, why don't you Google Cultural Revolution, you communist dickweed?

>>685228829
The obvious answer

/thread

>>685234470
too late

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>>685234470
Red Woman did already.

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>>685234882
considering half the US population is non-white, I could sure go for some of that

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>>685234621
Bourgeois propaganda.
>>685234681
>hey if you starve literally millions of peasants there are fewer peasants
You're really not making sense here. It is objectively true that before the revolution there was famine regularly, while after the revolution there was one (1) famine, whose causes are AT THE VERY LEAST arguable, and after that, nada.
And yeah, the west did take several centuries to establish capitalism and industrialize. China industrialized without capitalism in a few decades.

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Hitler, duh

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Moot, too bad he already crossed the River Styx into Google

>>685234885
Sure, Deng Xiaoping took it father than Mao ever could. This doesn't mean Mao wasn't a hero without whom Deng's policies would be impossible (something Deng Xiaoping also recognized, because he was also a communist, you fucking idiot)

>>685234882
[citation needed]

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>>685235393
If you starve the 50 million or so people most at the risk of starving, fewer people will starve later on.

I know they industrialised /made use of technology some but I really doubt they couldn't have done better under capitalism and I think they've done better since reducing capitalism.
Ie people got richer and more unequal faster.

>>685235974
He's usually given 50 million.
Don't derail the thread by making people stupid things

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>>685226428
Obligatory.

Not Sagan, not Feynman, not Einstein, not Alexander, not Aristotle, Epicurus, any of the brilliant philosophers or Mathematicians who passed and left us with only tantalizing shreds and tatters of their works we're still trying to understand today, I would resurrect this most soulful percussionist, for his beautiful style, which has been sorely missing from my life ever since he... choked on his own vomit and died.

Boy there's just no way to say that nicely.

>>685226428
my happiness

Layne Staley. Motherfucker could sing.

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>>685236171
>If you starve the 50 million or so people most at the risk of starving, fewer people will starve later on.
You complete fucking idiot, you do realize China still based its economy hugely on agriculture, right?
>I know they industrialised /made use of technology some but I really doubt they couldn't have done better under capitalism
There is literally nothing supporting this claim, industrialization in socialist countries have pretty much always happened ridiculously much faster than in capitalist countries. See pic related for example.
>and I think they've done better since reducing capitalism.
I assume you meant the opposite here, but they've actually only done better because they still maintained the economic heights of the economy socialized (most estimates saying over 50% of the economy is still in direct control of the state) while also exploiting western capitalists desperation for higher rates of profits by allowing them to invest in some of their SOE's. They have none of the boom/bust cycles present in *all* capitalist economies, and every single bank is owned by the state. The fall of USSR tells an entirely different story of what happens when socialism is done away with entirely; just look at the utterly pathetic GDP growth of Russia compared to the USSR.
>Ie people got richer and more unequal faster.
Beijing is the most equal city on earth. Inequality in China consists mainly of an entirely different issue: regional inequality, one that they've decided to tackle now that they've accomplished the best poverty reduction in the 21st century.

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>Revive Hitler
GOOD!
>Revive Mao
BAD!

>>685236400
Even the most ridiculous exaggerations say 30 million AT MOST, and that's when counting "potential population growth" while ignoring how childbirth vastly decreased during the famine, for predictable reasons.
Also, I find it funny that every single famine ever occuring in any communist country is always 100% the fault of communists, and not like... weather, catastrophic harvests or anything.
Meanwhile, the UN says we have enough food for everyone to live a "healthy productive life" while 21 000 people starve to death each day because the food is thrown away instead of giving it to people who can't afford it... All while capitalism not being blamed at all.