>>685225348
>be me
>14 yrs old
>camping with grandparents
>cousin, m, 5 years younger than me came along
>all sleeping in pop-up camp trailer
>middle of RV park
>street lights in the park seep easily into the trailer, even with the flaps down.
>goddamn steel erection, cause no fapping for days
>Hoping grandma sees.
>I can tell she sees me, but says nothing
>cum buckets
>off to sleep
>say nothing and act like everything is fine the next day

I've never been caught but I keep thinking it would be fun to "accidentally" let my sister catch me beating ioff

>>685226176
Why were you hoping that your grandma could see you?

>>685225348
I've never been caught, been doing it for about 14 years too.

>>685226329
All you have to do is fap in the living room or in her room and come up with an excuse as to why you were in there in the first place

>mom leaves for work
>time to fap
>fuck locking door, she'll be gone all day
>lay on my bed, laptop on chest, dick in sock and wearing just boxers
>fapping away
>mom had unknowingly came back inside house before leaving
>mom suddenly opens door
>stare at each other
>cover up with blanket as quickly as possible
>too late, the damage is done
>her: "ummm, had to come back for something, leaving now"
>me: "ok!"
>neither of us has ever spoken about it

Awkward as fuck for the next couple days. Embarrassing but life goes on. Now I literally always lock the door and triple check that it's locked.

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No rules

>>685226368
he's your average sick, twisted /b/tard

>>685227406
>triple check

kek

>tired as hell
>fap, then sleep sounds good
>half-ass shut door, not listening for intruders
>SUDDENLY, MUM
>"hey anon, do you know about blah blah.."
>quickly throw bottom of shirt over Mount Rushmore
>spin chair to face and have a normal conversation
>pokerface.png
>"alright, well, talk to you later."
>nailed it-
>"um, anon, is that your stomach peeking out"
>one errant nut esacped my cover up operation
>'Yes. Probably' as I jerk the shirt down almost to my knees
>"Ok. See ya."

>SHE KNEW THE WHOLE TIME

>>685227618
I realized I fit in after lurking for 15 minutes. i kept lurking for weeks. That was 2007.

>>685228291
she wanted the d

>>685228291
>>"um, anon, is that your stomach peeking out"
aww fuck that's funny as fuckall

>be me
>19 or so
>about midnight when I get out of work I know my grandpa hides playboy mags
>all recent stuff none of that old bs
>am totally turned on by my grandma
>she's laying in her bed while grandpa is downstairs watching tv
>set it up so she'll walk in on me on purpose
>be suspicious af
>start fapping furiously to playboy mags while set up basically right in front of the door
>grandma walks in and sees me
>make eye contact and don't stop
>she gets all flustered and walks out
>i blow the biggest load of my life
>go down to say good by to drive home
>she acts like nothing happened an it's all good
>not the only time I did this

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>>685228291
>Mount Rushmore

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>>685229155
I don't understand grandma fetishes. That's fucking disgusting

>>685228291
If more than 10 mums fuck their sons around the world each month, it's not that many, but still it sounds like a lot.

I'd bet it's more like 10 per day or more.

>>685228291
>is that your stomach peeking out

Makes absolutely no sense

>>685229441
>I don't understand grandma fetishes. That's fucking disgusting

What is a more normal incest fetish then?

>>685229862
Sister, mother, or cousin

It's just gross because grandmas are like 70, ew

>>685229862
someone closer to your age like a cousin? Or maybe a milf aunt?

>>685229651
This is why I laughed so hard, cause mt Rushmore doesn't sound like an erection either.

His stomach peeking out sounds like it could be Mt Rushmore.

>>685225348
Sause?

>>685225348
>be fapping
>hear a noise and quickly minimize everything
>its nothing
>continue fapping

>>685230023
Yes, I had a grandma fetish. But, it's no more fucked up than wanting to plow your own mother or sister.

>>685230554
Yes, yes it is

>>685230407
10/10

>>685229651
It's cause he's fat

>>685227447
> Virgin

I bet you are

>>685227447
How do I scan the kik code?

>>685230714
>be you
>have mother bent over the bed
>fucking her for all glory
>thanking her for bringing you into the world with your 9 inch pecker.
>????
>think of grandmother
>throw up all over mum

>>685230321
Bump

my mom caught me jacking off in the shower. we only have one bathroom. i was in the shower while she in the bathroom too. i started jacking off. she didn't that i was doing that but she was joking around with me and pulled the shower curtain back as a joke. let's just say she got more than she bargained for. i started spy camming her soon thereafter.

>>685231076
Use your kik code scanner

Newfag here, how do I do green text on mobile?

>>685231076
Can't if usinging mobile

>>685231300
Care to explain? Was there an update to introduce this shit?

>>685231188
>pulled the shower curtain back as a joke

uh huhhhh

>>685229651
>>685230253
Sitting on chair, dick and balls out of pants in a upside-down palmtree formation. Excess part of shirt pulled down over the whole shebang. Missed a testicle. Mum knew it was balls, but deflected by intentionally mentioning the wrong flesh covered dangly bit.

She knew damn well it wasn't a tummy.

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>>685231121

>>685231121
It's being sexually attracted to a hot milf or someone your age vs. being attracted to a winkly old ass almost dead lady. Also, I'm not attracted to my family members, I was just saying that it's better than being attracted to your grandmother

>>685231300
>>685231397
pls add Anon Doe or Anon_Anonsly

I'm on a phone

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> About 13 years old
> Fap like 3-4 times a day
> Grandparents have a computer with high speed
> My dad doesn't even have a computer
> Stealth fap on grandparents computer while gma is doing dishes in kitchen (next room over)
> I'm about to nut and I hear her walk in the room
> She runs out yelling for my grandfather
> Banned from computer for a month
> They ended up getting a virus that almost killed it because of me

>>685231188
Shit thats hot :^)

What did she say and how did you react? Did she just quickly close the curtain and then leave?

>>685225348
Anybody got sauce?

>>685231397
I read that as "you singing mobile"

>>685231667
BumperMumper

>>685231430
Ohhhh I understand now, that's fucking hilarious

Any more golden stories like this? Any wincest happen? :^D

>>685231675
That's cause my phone is a potato and writes whatever it wants to

>>685231352
>Come back in ten years after you figure it out.

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>>685225348
>be me
>share computer with brother
>cum on desk
>forgot to wipe it off
>brother sits at computer later
>accidentally hand in cum
>"anon, what is this on the desk?"
>pretend that I don't know
>mfw he's gay now

>>685231624
yeah, pretty much the oh wow! i'm so sorry! i didn't know! ahhh! i'm sorry.!

>>685231816
Like "I'm a fucking big faggot queer" to your ex-gf's phone, right?

>>685231430
Need to attempt again. See if the root of the palm tree can be exposed to your mom that loves you. She wants the best for you.

>>685230407
it was me... i saw everything

>road trip with family
>older sister lives out of state, we're staying at her place
>one morning I fap in the bathroom real quick
>week later
>mother picked up developed pictures from the trip
>i'm in the kitchen with her as she's looking at them
>she suddenly stops thumbing through them
>"anon, what are these?"
>several pictures of me, naked and fapping in the bathroom
>dont know what to say
>she takes them and throws them in the trash
>we never spoke of it again

Years later and I still have no fucking clue how those pictures could have been taken. Its not like it could have been a hidden camera, it was on our fuckhuge family camera.

>>685231896
>kek
>newfag here
>greentext took 5 mns
>still can't triforce

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>be me
>be 15(10 years ago)
>using the massager pictured in my jack and jill bathroom
>sisters hot 14 year old friend walks in
>awkward stares ensue

i still see this girl occasionally and we have never talked about it ever.

>>685231938
noice

Got any wincest stories with her? Is your mom hot?

>>685231816
No problem

Pay no attention to this guy--> >>685231951

He's a skeleton.

>>685231951
Kek
>implying I'm beta enough to keep exs number

>>685232199
wtf.... how?! what angle were the photos taken at

>>685227447
Please add beefsteak07 I'm on a phone

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>>be me

>older cousin living with me
>search through her dirty clothes
>find panties
>no ones home
>wears it
>hear door opens
>quickly wear my shorts with her panties
>mom came back
>fap hard after i pretend to take a dump

>>685232291
no wincest stories. unfortunately. but yeah, she's good looking. around 5'4" 120 lbs blonde hair. blue eyes. nice tits. etc.

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>implying implications

What is being fuck buddies?

>>685232636
You from Kentucky?

> Around 14 years old
> Family friends are staying the weekend with their 9/10 redhead daughter my age
> See her in bikini aaaallllll day
> Can't fap because I'm stuck sleeping with grandfather
> Wake up super early next morning
> Load up old ass XP computer in family room and wait for IE to load my pr0n
> That fucking grill ninjad her way downstairs and in the room
> I see her in the corner of my eye
> Cover myself and exit
> Idk if she saw
> Go all day and night without fapping
> Same exact thing happened the NEXT morning
> She caught me again
> 3 days no fap starring at this beautiful girl in a bikini

>>685232636
>that decaying ear wtf wtf

>>685231579
hahaha rip computer

>>685232636
no
>>685232840
wut?

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>>685231933
>hes gay now
Huehue

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>be me, about to be born
>dick touches mom's vag while birthing
>act like nothing happened

>>685231667
http://www.cumlouder.com/porn-video/valentina-nappi-s-pussy-gets-scored/

>>685225348
WHO IS SHE

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>>685232636
What's wrong with her ear mang?

>>685232199
Lol what the fuck, dude that must have been embarrassing as shit

>>so there I sat
>>me ship ready to set sail on ye blonde and big tittied winds.
>>twas a young Lad of early 20s
>>me eyes fixated on the booty before me, a manner of treasures to make Davy Jones wet.
>>with one firm hand I gripped my wheel (mouse) the other plummeting into my lap in rapid fire succession, this vessel was built for combat maneuvering and not stealth.
>>I hear a sirens call behind me but throw it to an uncautioned wind.
>>"Ignore the wench" told me self
>>suddenly as my cannon readies it's payload of babybombs the call came once more but closer...
>>sweat poured down me brow as I cast a glance to catch my sea wench glaring at my Jolly Roger.
>>Do ye need help? She offered with a grin.
>>I froze pondering the probability of a trap. She then grips my haft and that is when in my truest alpha moment I announced.
>>"what are you talking about I didn't do anything"
>>I proceeded to walk with shame outside to smoke and pity myself

>>685232636
Does she even moisturize her hair, her scalp looks gross. And what the fuck is with the nigger ear?

>>685231667
>>685230321

learn how to reverse image search faggots

>>685232636
Is that an ear tattoo?

>>685233264
Insta-trash

>>685232636
Aaaand this is the real reason I created this thread

Can you greentext her catching you, and what she said later regarding her wanting to taste you? Also, moar stories with her pls

>>685232636
story time nigger

>Bf goes to work
> Home alone horny
> Turn on some porn
> Bf gets off work earlier than I thought
> He walks in
> Throw the blankets over myself before the door opens
> Try to play it off like I wasn't doing anything
>Bf knows my guilty/embarrassed face
> Grabs my phone
> Sees the porn on it
>We fuck

>>685225348
>> be me
>> 15 years old
>> sleep over at friends house
>> Its really late
>> friend goes to bed
>> I go to guest room and leave door cracked
>> Im a night owl so I turn on the TV.
>> watch adult swim till retarded shows come on
>> switch to spike tv
>> girls gone wild commercials on repeat.
>> fuck yeah
>> start fapping
>> Thought I heard something and throw blankets over me to hide erection
>> see no shadows pass crack in door
>> guess it was nothing.
>> continue fapping
>> Getting close
>> friends mom walks in and freezes
>> OH SHIT.jpg
>> I hide my dick under blakets
>> she just stands there for like 3 seconds
>> she looks at the TV then back at me
>> walks over to computer desk and grabs cell phone and leaves
>> I turn off tv and panic
>> Fuck! whats going to happen?
>> she comes back and turns the light on
>> walks over to bed and tells me its normal for boys my age
>> she says not to be ashamed and she wont tell my parents
>> Great weight is lifted from my chest
>> I tell her Im sorry
>> she puts her hand on my leg and tells me not to be
>> "I know you probably dont get much of a chance to at home" (Have many siblings and have no privacy) "so I dont mind if you do it here.
>> "If you want I can even help you"

>15 years old
>wanking hard in the living room
.>get into it
>stop paying attention to surroundings
>13 year old sister comes down the stairs
>I don't see her
>don't know how long she was there for
>see movement at the stairs
>freak out
>look up
>shes already up there
>thinking I saw things
>get a call from mom
>she says we need to talk when I get home
>oh shit
>I knew my sister was fucking there
>blame it on my best friend
>tell her he got caught for the same thing in the same way, and that I wasnt doing anything
>damagecontrol.jpg
>shedoesntbuyit.png
>get talked to
>told to jerk off in the shower and not on the couch
>cant look at her for a few days

>About 14-15 at time
>Get my own PC (finally)
>Whacking late at night to some prons on new PC
>Father walks in literally right after busting a nut
>Caught red (or should I say white) handed
>Father laughs and walks out
>Father is a cynical bastard, laughs about it for days and pokes fun
>No Fucks Were Given both ways
>Already knew of his bag of old porno tapes for years, already knew of his floppy disk porn collection (LOL Floppy disks man...)

He who jerks off in a glass house should not throw stones kinda shit.

>>685232782
Shit did anything else happen with her?

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>11 y/o, home alone
>just learned how to jerk it
>on Dad's computer cause I know there's shiet tons of porn on history
>spankthemonkey.dll
>cousin walks in since he lives across the street
>Him: Thought no one was home, what's up?
>Me as I retract cock back in shorts: NOTHING
>Him: ... Something smells like bad salami in here.
>Me: Smelt like that when I got here
>cousin went downstairs
>probs smelt bad cause ever cleaned down there cause foreskin
>played pokemon with him after

Most awkward 30 seconds of my life, so far

>>685233749
Fuck no she was WAY out of my league.

>>685233483
cont please

>>685231121
unless your grandmother is < 50~55 in well shape it's disgusting

>>685228791
2005 -_-

>Hanging out on limewire
>Search for porn
>Keep seeing this strange "pthc" tag in video names everywhere
>Search for "pthc" and download a lot of stuff
>FBI...
>Currently in prison
>Got raped multiple times
>Caught AIDS
>Fuck you FBI!

>>685225348
>be me 21 on vacation with 19yr old gf of 2 years
>jerkin it in the shower because i wasn't getting any
>shower curtain rips open
>immediately act like something is wrong with my junk
>she knew
>i go out and get some drinks
>i'm shitfaced she is sober
>later on we have pity sex
>she turns and pukes on me
>immediately stop
>oh it's okay babe no problem i know you are sick a lot
>be me, caught mastribating and puked on.. on my 21st birthday.

fun times

>>685233483
>> she moved her had really close to my crotch
>> I dont know what to do or say. Im frozen.
>> she massages my dick through the blankets
>> "I can help this way or I can let you watch some videos I have. which do you want?"
>> "I dont know" is all I could get out
>> she looks me right in the eyes and smiles
>> "I think I know what you want"
>> she pulls blankets down and begins to stroke me
>> Holy shit! my dicks never been this hard
>> "see this isnt so bad is it? Im going to do something special for you"
>> she stops and pull her hair back
>> good thing because I was about to bust a nut
>> she lower her head to my junk and licks the underside of the head
>> Im going to fucking pass out this is so good
>> Shit! cant hold back anymore
>> "You might want to stop" I said
>> she sticks whole dick in her mouth and gives me Grade A blowjob
>> I done
>> blow biggest load of my 15 years of existence in her mouth.
>> she keeps going until Im finished
>> then she looks up at me and smiles and says we can do it again next time I come over
>> she leaves room
>> I go to sleep
>> next morning she has pancakes and bacon made
>> friend is already done eating and playing Xbox
>> I go to kitchen thinking was any of last night real?
>> she gives me my plate and winks
>> I guess that did happen

we fuck once or twice a year now.

>>685232476
Kinda like a bathroom selfie shot, camera pointed at a mirror. I remember they were at a slight angle and partially obscured by something. Thing is, the only thing there was a fucking wall. A small section of wall with nothing on it, no decorations, no shelf, nothing but a plain fucking wall. It was very strange.

>>685233174
How long did it take you to write this

>>685234159
well thats disappointing

>>685231121
Everyone here likes incest man. It's really the 70+ aspect of it that I don't get

>>685234526

I can't say I believe you, But either way, cool story bro.

>>685233459
tits or gtfo