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Well, she's being boring and doesn't even try to feign interest. Funniest part is she messaged first. Any ways, yall know the drill. Dubs decides what I say
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tell her,
"ya know, I could make you screamo if you let me cram it in your anus"
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>>685224717
"are you a social retard? Do you not know how to hold a conversation? I really wish i could you in the face right now."
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>>685224717
I am rock n roll
living a life you could only dream of
i am rock n roll
at its fuckin finest
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>>685224983
*punch
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before this conversation goes any further, I'm required to inform you under state statute #137.2 that I am a convicted sexuality offender.
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wtf nickel back?
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>>685224983
this
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>>685224953
Rolling for this
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just like the cigarettes hurt just like the whiskey burns whoo oh oh whoo oh oh, i guess im never gonna learn
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>>685224717
youre asking about bands like shes in middle school

u dumb fuck u blew it
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>>685224717
you're being short and a faggot too, faggot.
lmao
fuck this website
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Hey, my mom said we can't speak anymore if you like nickleback
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>>685225391
rolling
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>>685225391
Rollll
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When I was growing up, my mother was the one working. That was quite unusual since the dad was the one who was supposed to work, but my dad got caught molesting children at the school he worked at. He was blacklisted and could never find a job again...but the urge to touch little boys still filled him. When my mom left for work, my dad would have his way with me. This went on for years until I finally spoke out about it. I told my mom about how my dad would pound my boy pussy from the moment she left until she got home. About how he would make me dress up as Elroy Jetson (The Jetsons was his favorite show as a kid). You want to know the fucked up thing about this whole story? My mother knew about it and she was ok with it. I'm still haunted to this day. You're the first person other than my mother I've ever told about this. How about sending me a picture of your tits?
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>>685224717
i felt the hate rise up in me kneel down and clear the stone of leaves, I wander out where you cant see, inside michelle i wait and bleed
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Fucking hell you're a boring cunt.
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Are you into the whole D/s thing? I am. If we are going to continue talking, I'm going to need you to start calling me "Sir". Do you understand, little girl?
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"you have shitty taste in music"
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When I was growing up, my mother was the one working. That was quite unusual since the dad was the one who was supposed to work, but my dad got caught molesting children at the school he worked at. He was blacklisted and could never find a job again...but the urge to touch little boys still filled him. When my mom left for work, my dad would have his way with me. This went on for years until I finally spoke out about it. I told my mom about how my dad would pound my boy pussy from the moment she left until she got home. About how he would make me dress up as Elroy Jetson (The Jetsons was his favorite show as a kid). You want to know the fucked up thing about this whole story? My mother knew about it and she was ok with it. I'm still haunted to this day. You're the first person other than my mother I've ever told about this. How about sending me a picture of your tits?
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Hinder Nickel? Who are they?
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>>685224953
Roll
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>>685225391
Get
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I'ma play my bass, *BOOM*
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>>685225522

wew lad
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>>685224717
she thinks you're like her
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>>685225522
winrar
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>>685225522
>>685225544

winrars
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>>685225522
WINNER
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>>685225522
Winrar
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Is she from cali op?
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>>685225522
>>685225544
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>>685225490
this.

FUCKING this
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>>685224717
> Nickleback

Send her pic related.
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Fucking deliver you massive faggot.
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>>685224717
youve got a face id like to fuck
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>>685224717
Oh my god those bands, I think she's fuckin retarded if she thinks that's metal.
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>>685224953
This
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>>685225966
Do it fgt!

>>685225895
Reroll
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>>685226026
hahaha yea man true metal is a7x \m/
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>>685226026
Funny thing is Asking Alexandria is the band all the children pretend to like in order to look cool this week
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>>685224717
So are you into pegging?
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>>685226232
>first two albums actually were

You fail even at bait
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>>685226200
Oh yeah winrar! Here's a better cropper version.
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Is OP a faggot?
>op is a faggot
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>>685225490
Kek'd
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>>685225573
Rellol
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>>685224717
Your tits are so nice.. I can't wait until my hormones arrive so mine can look like yours.
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>>685224717
sharpie in the pooper?
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>>685224717

Can you come over? I want to show you my fursuit.
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>>685226866
yessssssssssssssss
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>>685226866
Winrar, I grudgingly admit. This shit isn't even funny
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>>685226385
I don't get the attraction, I've listened to a few songs from them and they aren't good IMO.

>>685226232

Yeahh hahahahahahahahah XD

>>685226466

Absolutely were heavy in the beginning then they took the Nu-Metal route.
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Lol what now guys
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>>685227071
How about all the other dubs fgt OP?
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>>685227071
let me suck on your balls
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>>685227071
Way to take 2 hours holy fucking shit you suck

OP is a fag as usual
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now say to her lets get a real party started come over to mine i can show u a real good time fuck the music like im gonna fuck u lets go ;)
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>>685227071
Tell her she has shit music taste and to show you her tits.
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>Nickleback
>Hinder
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>>685227181
When there's so many, he can choose whatever is funniest m8
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you know you wouldn't look half bad as a man. would you be into a little anal play while i called you "trevor"
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>>685227181
First one wins dummy
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>>685227071
Lets stop fucking around with boring small talk and make this entertaining. Show me your tits.
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But we should totally fuck tho
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>>685227071
Don't get me wrong.
I would totally fuck you a lot.
So long as we didn't have to have a conversation.
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>>685227414
Roll
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while op is being a faggot add my friend to kik
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>>685227455
Winrar
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>>685227395
Roll for this
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>>685227071
if youre 555 im 666, if youre 555 im dick dick dick, well if youre 555 then im 666 whats it like to be a heretic if youre 555 im 666 whats it like to be a heretic
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Hey, do you have a young cousin that I can hook up with? Youre cute, but I only fuck wit dem 6-9 year olds, nahmsayin?
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>>685227326
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>>685224717
do you want to see....my anime suit?
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fuck my ass
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>>685227071
let me worship your toes, my goddess
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>>685227540
Re
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>>685227540
One mo
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>>685227800
>>685227540

shitty win kill yourself
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>>685227395
OP deliver >>685227455
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>>685225391
for the love of god, this
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>>685227858
a y y
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if you believe in love you would believe in you and me the love we could make would make the earth shake lets get down and dirty like the little whore you are ill tie you down and slap ur ass ill call u a whore and ram my dick so far up ur ass ill be hitting the spot fuck me you slut like a true whore does take my cock now let me blow my load i want you baby i want that body red and sore!
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And if you say no. I'll come over to your hat and break your legs with a baseball bat. You won't be able to stop me then.

Or you could just say yes.

Ily
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>>685227071
I know right m'lady! I just bought this brand new fedora today, it's the same colors as rainbow dash and it even has her cutie mark! do you watch MLP? I do, I can tell you every line from every episode *Adjusts glasses and shyly smiles* do you maybe want to "Pony and chill"? HAHAHAHAHA THATS MY VERSION OF NETFLIX AND CHILL BECAUSE I'M SO ORIGINAL XD
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>>685227071
You have a really shitty taste in music, listen to good shit like sodom, darkthrone, obituary not that music for 15 years old faggots
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Sorry if I'm being weird, it's just because I have acousticism and you make me want to finger a minor (you) x;) rawr xD
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Well lads she hasn't blocked me. Keep it coming
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>>685228048
house*
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>>685227930
Faggot, dubs dont lie. Sorry you were raped as a baby and this struck a chord.
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>>685228038
keep rolling rolling
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>>685228228
that wasnt a no
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>>685227988
winrar
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>>685227800
Dubs...go
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>>685228228

Don't respond any more.

If she's curious she'll message you again. The first person to break the silence has the least power.
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>>685228038
for the love of all thats holly dubs this shit
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>>685228228
please just fuck me in the ass until i scream like the little bitch i am
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>>685228400

Hah! Dubs so you have to shut the fuck up until she messages you again.
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>>685228400
shit winrar as gay as the pedo one kill yourself
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>>685228228
I'm only kidding though. Sorry if I go a bit crazy, it's just because you're so beautiful and you make me forget about just how shit my life is. You wouldn't believe it. Yesterday, I walked in and saw my brother deepthroating the cat. I thought the cat loved me, not him. I'll tell ya, I'm mentally disturbed. But I love you. And you make me forget all that. Until now, dammit. I do love you though. But baby, don't hurt me with all that hot love:3
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>>685228600
winner
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>>685228600
winrar
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>>685224983

>Calls others socially retarded

>Forgot to put a key word into his sentence.

Grammar and sentence structure, how do they work?
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>>685228060
Roland
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Seriously though, you're a vapid fucking bitch and you should do the world a favor and kill yourself.
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tell her she's gotta be more interesting than her vagina.
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>>685228400
Well shit. Shall I pick another victim?
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>>685224717
nickelback, care she's hardcore
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>>685228228
So my place or yours?
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>>685229203
Holy matches. Where I am I only have about 1 in 5 matches that's not a bot. Leading me to have 4 real matches since early March.
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>>685229203
Just whip out your dick and send it to all of them along with tons of scat porn, then ask them if they like what they see cause you want to see them take a dump on your cock.
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>>685229203
Go for Eden
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>>685229477
you must be ugly as shit
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Your place or mine? I do have to warn you: I'm very well endowed. Like a pringles can. And I don't mean fun size.
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>>685229513
This could be amusing.
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>>685229513
Rollin
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>>685229513
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>685229203
Call that nigger a nigger
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>>685229203
>Nadjah
>Hey, I love black girls!
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>>685229988
WINRAR
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>>685229988
do it
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>>685229158
rerooling
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>>685229988
Winnar
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>>685229578
I mean, possibly. But I have no trouble getting poon at parties and shit. So I don't know man.
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>>685229972
Reroll
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>>685229513
Roll for great justice
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Lmfao
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>>685230246
Anyone can pick up a drunk chick you stupid faggot
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>>685225039
This tbh, I love asking Alexandria pre dennis
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>>685229203
Meagans a fat chick trying to hide it shes good for some awesome head i bet
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>>685229477
>under 18
>no bots
>usually only 1/10 matches reply
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>>685224717
"Nickelback" ---fucking kys cunt
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>>685230344
Do you play basketball?
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>>685230344
Where you from? (don't say US)
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>>685230446
What say then
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>>685230552
this
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>>685230344
Do you enjoy inter-species erotica? because i've never fucked a chimp before.
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>>685230444
Are you gay retarded? Asking Alexndria pre or post which ever faggot singer is the most whiny teenage girl fucking pop faggot rock shit ever
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>>685230633
Winner
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>>685230344
Sup my nigga, do you Shoniqua?
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>>685230572
'Wow holy shit, you're the cutest girl that's ever added me on here'
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>>685230633
There it is
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>>685230552
rolo
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>>685230446
>cringe
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>>685230633
Oh dear
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>>685230344
Can I suck your cock?
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Hello? Mom? Is that you, mom??
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>>685230853
>Threw hell and back
She's the trifecta
Fat, ugly and stupid..
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Can I spread the cheeks and lick the milk dud?
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Hey, I have a daki that looks just like you!
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>>685230853
>I've been threw hell and back and came out the other side
Wouldn't coming out the other side mean you never went back? this is honestly confusing as hell.
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>>685230853
>daughter
>Meagan, 17
Is that even legal?
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>>685231089
I wonder what poor sap knocked the bitch up
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>>685230633
Do it OP
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>>685231433
Waste of dubs, op
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>>685230853
>17
>threw
>has a child
>morbidly obese

She is a red flag
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>>6852314433
Sorry someone else had already winrar'd
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>>685231433
are you into threesomes or is just going to be me and the daughter?
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>>685231525
More of a sack than a flag tbqh famalam.
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>>685231583
I'm afraid that post does not exist, Anon.
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>>685231433
I wanna soss up yer roast beef!
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>>685231653
this one OP
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>>685228228
You fucking retarded faggot. She didn't want to get to know you, she wanted to fuck! Now you called her a cunt so it's probably too late, I just wanted to let you know you dumbass faggot
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>>685231433
You stupid bitch :)
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Ask if you can see her sarlac pit
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>>685231653
roll
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>>685231433
So, are you and your kid in the same grade? is she DTF?
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>>685232022
WINRAR
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>>685231928
seriously...
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>>685231928
Ya mad? Maybe I'm gay and I just match with women's for the luls! I AM LE EPIC TROLOLOL
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>>685231433
Probably someone with no standards obviously, she has to be smart and have a pretty face if you're gonna fuck a fatty.
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>>685232364
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>>685231928
Is it salvageable Oh social wizard
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>>685232465
bullshit.
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>>685232307
no you're just a socially inept retard
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>>685232465
Is your daughter adopted?
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>>685232465
Just one second,sweetie! Mommy needs to finish this write-up she can find a fuckbuddy!
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>>685232465
Just one second,sweetie! Mommy needs to finish this write-up so she can find a fuckbuddy!
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>>685232465
Whatever you say faggot :)
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>>685232465
>>685232022
Deliver ya nob
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>>685232465
You have a daughter? Excellent, i love little girls.
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>>685232465
I mean.. it's not like they are spelled in a similar fashion. Are you sure you just don't know the difference?
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>>685232788
fuck
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>>685232465
Don't lie to my pig, you were eating some KFC
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Tell me what to say to this chimp. She clearly is thirsty for some white master race cock
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>>685232788
WINRAR!!!
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>>685232936
"where memes are born" fucking kill yourself
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>>685232936
This
>>685230633
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>>685232788
Fucking A I'm gonna get banned XD
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>>685232936
I heard that black girls know how to move da booty, lets figure it out this weekend
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>>685233037
Shhhhhh I'm explaining it in terms a tumblrina can understand friend
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>>685232936
I think you're really pretty *blushes* *hopes that she likes me* do you wanna go out on a date with me? :3
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Hey I think I saw you on the back of the bus the other day!
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>>685232936
Fucking hell.
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>>685232936
>some master race cock
christ
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>>685233084
Do...do you know if she's available? she might spell better than her mother, I'm available to tutor her.
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>>685233212
Roll
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>>685232936
If you're having trouble sleeping maybe you should come over and I'll stick my white cock in that chocolate ass of yours
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>>685233222
This to all matches
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>>685233333
HOLY FUCK!
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Wowwwwww
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>>685233333
Quints winrar
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>>685233333
WITNESSED
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>>685233333
Damn, quints
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>>685233333
nigga
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>>685233299
Winzip
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>>685233333
you heard him OP
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>>685233333
Uhm... bruh. Evil. too much work, desu senpai
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>>685233419
At least she spelled angel right.
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>>685233419
angle**
*unzips feminine penis*
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>>685233333
Nice!
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Lol I think she's triggered
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>>685233299
op
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>>685233222
>>685233333
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>>685232936
link her to the rekt or trap thread and say it's some memes. when she lurks through and questions you, say that you linked the wrong thing and that you totally don't jerk off to that stuff.
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>>685230853
TL; DR unemployed single mom needs money
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>>685233747
Send to FBI.
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>>685233747
What are you gay?
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>>685233747
Wow, black and violent. How original.
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>>685224717
eww the whore has shit music taste
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You're so lucky. Angels are hot!
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>>685224717
>nickleback
Oh boy we got a winner here folks
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>>685233824
fuckin this
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>>685233824
This. Ten hundred percent this
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>>685233747
Send screencap to police
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>>685233747
Nice name bruh
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>>685233824
Once more.
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>>685233299
WINRAR!!
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>>685233747
REKT
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>>685233824
rolling
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>>685232936
Yea it's pretty cool. It's kind of like tumblr but less social justice warriors and more pedophiles.
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>>685233419
Alright slam pig, I know what you want, you want money and I have it, but you know what I want in return? those milk duds, I want to see you flop them up and down on that chunky ass stomach while you spread butter on your rolls.
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>>685233824
This
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>>685234084
You should totally drop his dox lol
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>>685233942
rell
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>>685228737
ahahhahaHAhahaHAHAhahahaHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

>joke
>.
>.
>.
>.
>.
>millions of miles
>.
>.
>.
>.
>your head
>dicks
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>>685233824
This
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>>685234299
>>685234300
WINRAR
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>>685233747
Kinky, that's my fetish!
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>>685234300
Winrar
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>>685233824
This x10
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>>685233824
Might as well roll on it for the chimp
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bus time
webm is all i have related
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>>685233824
reroll
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>>685234399
Winrar!
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>>685233747
Dylan starts with D.. you know what ends with k??
KKK MOTHERFUCKER GO PICK MY FUCKING COTTON YOU UGLY MONKEY
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>>685233824
Dothis
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>>685234555
WINRAR
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Dying
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>>685234299
>>685234399
Two 99 posts in a row? Brb gonna buy a lotto ticket
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>>685234555
Checked
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>>685234638
based OP
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>>685234084
>>685234084
Thanks.
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