>CORRELATION DOES NOT IMPLY CAUSATION

This is only true because the kind of person who becomes vegetarian or vegan is much more likely to be generally health-conscious. When you control for this it turns out that vegetarians and meat-eaters are roughly equally healthy, and vegans are the least healthy of all.

Would you rather live 80 years being a respectable, valued member of society who is not limited by paranoia or 86 years as an insufferable faggot people don't invite to parties with smelly farts?

>wanting to live six to ten years longer in the worst part of your life

No thanks. Enjoy having people clean up your shit because you cant go to the bathroom yourself.

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>>685196371
Kill yourself

Six to ten more baconless years?

Bring on the sweet bacony embrace of death.

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>>685197367
This, also check em

>>685196371
No

Why would you want to live longer?

>>685196371
Did you know all vegetarians die because of the vegetables they ingest? True fact.

I'm a Vegetarian.....
Was vegan for 4 years.

I like drinking milk and eating eggs now though.

>>685196371
>live longer by giving up what makes life worth living

>>685196371
Vegans only have a statistic lead because they get grouped in with Vegetarians. The real secret is moderation. You can eat meat, just don't eat a lot of it. Have only 1-3 meals a week that incorporate meat and focus instead on vegetables and healthy grains.

>>685196371
I didn't have my ancestors claw their way to that top of the food chain to eat like a bitch.

>>685197367
this.

vegetarians live 86 to 90 years eating shit food.
meat-eaters live 80 years eating good food every single meal, giving them orgasmic feelings every time.


we weren't meant to live this long anyway.
Also you should say "processed meat eaters", because regular meat doesn't do shit.

>>685196371
please pull you testicles off and then eat them, breaking your vegetarian diet.

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>>685196371

ill eat what ever the fuck i want to kill your self op

>>685196809
>this
/thread

>>685196809
this

>>685196371
Eat a steak Mr. Skeletal

Or how about just eating both but not shutting other off?
I became a vegan 3 months ago and i feel energetic as fucking ever, but i still eat meat sometimes. Now it tastes even better than before but still destroys me if i eat too much of it.

i would but i'm not a huge faggot

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>>685198339
As someone that doesn't eat beef, I would love to see the statistical break down of vegetarians, omnivores, and vegans.

I bet vegans get more forms of cancer.

>>685196809
This. Do your homework before shitposting, OP.

>>685196371
What do you eat, Plants. Are they alive, Yes. Fuck you, You murderer. Hang

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>>685196371
Why the fuck would I want to live longer than I absolutely have to?

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>>685196809

Why are people obsessed with how long they live? Why would you want to be a dusty crippled 90 year old?

>>685196371


Well you are taking into account meat eaters that eat shit like hotdogs full of nitrates.

Eating meat that is organic and antibiotic free with a wide and varied diet is the healthiest way to go.

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>>685198378
Someone dispatch a vegan lackey to carry this anon's giant balls. He's got his shit together.

>>685199458

This all the way.

>>685196371
last 6 o 10 years is pure hell anyway

>>685196371
Having made it past 30 I have realized this. I'm going to die. There's nothing I can do to stop it. Human life isn't precious. The only thing that keeps me going is being happy. If your veganism truly makes you happy, good for you. Don't try to shove it down my throat with the reasoning of "but... but you'll live longer". In the grand scheme of things? No. No I won't. I'll add a few more pointless years to my existence and it won't mean shit if all I'm doing is telling everyone about how stupid they are for eating meat. I want to enjoy the spec of time I've been graced with on this dirt ball screaming through the cosmos. I will continue to eat 1 1/2 inch thick bone in ribeyes and chicken corpses and pork ass until one day, I'll go to where ever it is you go when it's over. Till that day? Fuck you and kill yourself if your only purpose is to tell others how stupid they are for enjoying life just because you obviously don't enjoy yours.

>>685199458
I agree, lumping every pleb shit eater together is unfair to people that are mindful of what they choose to eat.

-I don't even eat mammals, but fuck I hate pushy ass vegans.

>>685196371
Intresting choice on the coloring and perfectly made for propaganda
While the average person sees the green as healthy and the red as implication of danger, the producer handles accusations of making propaganda by saying green represents vegetables and red represents meat, the obvious choice of the colors is undeniable. As is the use of the red cross, the symbol of health, but also fear, pain and suffering contrasts in the left side as in "health issues contrast this lifestyle" and on the right side as in the same color as the already dangerous surrounding equals "this lifestyle equals health issues"
Of course the important words are fat and contrasted so the dumb viewer does not think, but simply accepted the propaganda as opinion.

>>685196809
Did you even bother to do any kind of research you fucking dipshit?

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>>685200200
Super 200 dubs... you don't deserve them.

>>685200200
3 digit dubs? Is that a thing? Like dub hundreds?

>>685200200
i did once a couple years ago. Can't remember the source, my post is just pasta. Google it if you care fuckwad

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>>685200056
Pushy?

>>685196371
Lets face it /b/, this is true, since there is also a correlation to cancer. We should also become vegan to end world famine, since right now its not sustainable.
But lets face this too, /b/, who is the fucking tard who is going to not eat meat evermore just to live a couple of years more? I mean, its the same about smoking/drinking, yes I could, probably even should, but wouldnt possibly because of how shitty life is without this sort of things

>>685200787
Right there, that add in the back ground. Stupid shit like that, PETA for fuck sake.

I can't even feel good about what I eat, because I cringe everyone of you self righteous fucks open your goddamn mouth about "being on a higher level" or "so much intuned with mother nature" bull fucking shit, you just want fucking snowflake status.

Talk about a new form of silk tofu protein food mix you made? Fine.
Talk about some vegan cookie recipe, all good.

Bitch about poor chicken nuggets not being let free to roam around, blow it out your ass.

Blow me

>>685196371
hey vegans if you are biten by a poisonous snake, do you get an antivenom or die? Antivenom is made from farming the snakes venom in a facility very similar to that of an industrialized agriculture complex or farm. Checkmate you fucking liberal faggots

>>685202109
I would rather die than support animal cruelty.

>>685200200
If he wiped his ass and somehow the shit smear read "vegans are unhealthy" his shit would be better informed than you

>>685196371
Rather live 6 -10 years less and eat meat all my life.

Also my granddad got dementia and was in a care-home the last 5 to 8 years of his life. I watched him slowly deteriorate gradually until he never knew who anyone was, could no longer walk, no longer feed himself, could barely talk and could barely even open his eyes he was so weak. One of them started to scab-over because he never opened it, but instead of performing the operation to fix it doctors decided he was too old and the anesthetic might kill him, also it was just come back anyway so they left him with one scabbed over eye. He lived like this for another 6 months.

Nobody dies of old age, your body gradually breaks down until you die in the night from get a fever or organ failure.

So enjoy your extra 10 years vegans, i'm hoping to drop dead at 75 or 80

don't be a meat vagina loser. vegan is much better