0

i ain't no greasy feggit

>>685193108
>I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm not gay I'm not gay

where do liking traps fall under

>>685193421
7

>>685192775
0. Can honestly say that I've never had an urge to do any hanky panky with a fellow guy.

>>685193421
6

1 Only for Jojo

>>685194383
not even during high school and stuff? fooling around during sleepovers

>>685192775
2-3. I'd take anyone regardless of gender, just so happens I've been with more girls than guys.

1

>>685193272
If someone said 6, would you go:
>I'm not straight I'm not straight I'm not straight

If not, you're a hypocrite. There's nothing wrong with being straight, and being completely hetero is probably the case for the majority of people.

Rolllll

>>685195078
Hahaha

>>685194879
If you said 6, it wouldn't even cross your mind to be straight. Same with an exclusively hetero person having gay thoughts.

Rolo haha

>>685195078
Your homosexuality transcends human understanding.

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I'd say about a 4-5

>>685194579
No. I've had sleepovers, but those involved drinking, and going out, or playing a shit-ton of computer.
I think people in my circle of Friends are the same. At least i've never noticed anyone trying anything funny around me.

Between 2 and 3

>>685195206
Well, agreed. That was my point. Nothing wrong with either.

>>685195206
Are you naturally slow or were you just dropped on your head as a baby?

>>685192775

Like a 1 I guess? I could give a shit if I Eiffel tower a skank with a bro.

But as 1 on 1 male shit goes prob not going to happen.

3 or 4
I like feminine people and dont care about genitals

>>685192775
I'm a straight 0. Not homophobic, just literally can't be attracted to guys. I actually tried. I have a hell of a time picking up women but gay guys hit on me all the time. I thought if I could give homosexuality a chance I could enjoy the same pleasure cruise that women get every day (get hit on, drinks bought for me, complimented regularly, etc)

I just couldn't ever get it up. Didn't matter how feminine they looked, didn't matter how well they groomed, didn't matter how they acted... just knowing there was a dick in their pants was an instant boner-killer for me. I just HATE the look of penises. I even hate the look of my own. It's like there's a fungus growing on my body.

I realize something like 99% of guys are at least a 1 (heterosexual almost all of the time but if they're drunk with their buddies they may get curious) but for me? Nothing.

>>685195530
Yeah, it's the in-between that people call out more, if anything, say being bi/pan/whatever is greedy. Hate that attitude.

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>>685192775
I guess I'm a 1 or a 2
I like to think I'm a good J Franco imposter

1

>>685192775
1 for me

>>685195605
Your reason for saying that is?

>>685192775
so, one hetero and the rest is gay shit? woah, what a dumb fucking piece of shit.
0

>>685192775
>scale bullshit
Hetero - I don't fuck men.
Homo - I fuck men.
Slut - I'll fuck anything.
>mines a 5
So, slut.

>>685192775
6

>>685196125
you're a right idiot faggot

>>685192775
probably 2?
fucked around 18 girls and 3 guys.

>>685192775
1

Let fate decide

Scale is sheit.
I'm -1
I fucking hate everyone except my sweaty palms.

2

>>685196807
Close one, rolling again

>>685192775
0, I actually find it ugly imagining to fuck with another guy. (No, you can't disgust me by posting gay gifs here, I don't care about that)
I wouldn't even want a threesome with another guy and a girl.

>>685192775
Mine's X

>>685195206
Someone didnt get enough oxygen in the womb

>>685195400
Have them hands
Then to have that penis

>>685196668
>>685196668
Ohhhhh I get it! You're an aspie. Sorry.

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>>685196668
are you aware of what you've just written and how idiot you sound? not same anon tho just thought you looked dumb as fuck

>pic related, drink it

>>685192775
WELL
The problem with this graph is that:
1. It tries to show behavior as well - Some gay people are exclusively homosexual and DO NOT act as fairies.
2. It tries to show physical traits as well - I know many gay people that look as straight as fuck.

These factors would obviously influence you when you look at this graph and think "well, I don't act like or wear that shit in 5/6. just sayin

Probably a 2.

>>685196920
You fuck Martians?

>>685192775
Rollin

>>685192775

0 or 1

I can tell when a dude is attractive, but I don't think that's particularly gay.

0 tho I have sucked dick before and he came on my face. It wasn't gay

Rollin for 77

>>685192775
Prolly like a 2?

im not gay

>>685197482
X Non-sexual.

roll1231231

>>685197747
are you fucking stupid

>>685194879
He's right you know.Freeman.jpg

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>>685197106
Yeah it ain't the biggest, I try to jerk off with it and only cum from using my ass
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>685197696
Ahh, asexual? Fair play.

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>>685197957
Not* Ooopsie

>>685192775
Kinsey scale was based upon how many times a person had sexual relations in both homosexual and heterosexual sex. Furthermore, all testing came from prisoners and male prostitutes.

i.e. to use the kinsey scale, you'll essentially use percentages of homosexual and heterosexual sexual intercourse in irl. Less formally, I suppose you can just take percentages to how many times you fapped to homosexual (same biological sex) and heterosexual (opposite biological sex) pornography.

also, liking traps and shemales are gay (same biological sex) by definition. If your into traps and shemales while still liking females, then your bisexual.

3 - genuinely not pushed one way or the other

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>>685192775
I took a test witch put me at a 6... But I have a gf. I had her take the test and she was at a 6 also... Maybe we are just gay for each other... Idk, shits crazy.

>>685195725
>nah 99% are not even 1, but as population growth increases more will be 2,3,5, & 6. (http://io9.gizmodo.com/how-rats-turned-their-private-paradise-into-a-terrifyin-1687584457)

> I am a 2, but i do not like people who discriminate against gays/straight.

pray for 0

>>685197957
I've tried and got close, but can't seem to come from anal alone.

I identified as Bisexual until i found out being gay is a mental disorder and now im straight and correct again!

>>685198059
Eh id prob give ya the pickle, as long as you return the favor m8

>>685198702
Give it time

I am most definitely a 1. I like buttplay, but dicks in general and men are no my cup of tea.

>>685193421

0 if the penis if feminine

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>>685198867
But of coarse anon

1 or 2 I'd say

>>685199259
Rad

>>685192775
3, though I have boycrazy days where I learn more towards 5

>>685194879
Not the one you're responding to, but it's more the fact that he put some redneck shit after it that calls it into question than the actual number.

>>685197404
>yfw your wrangler finally explains the concept of a joke to you

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>>685192775
Seen my fair share of traps, sissies and the like on /b/, can't say I've ever had a hardon. If anything a reverse hardon might have occurred in my pants once or twice.

I do admire male beauty though. Look at Ser Joras here and say he's unnattractive.

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Some where in the realm of 2-3

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>>685192775
4

>>685200623
no one likes desperate beta whiteknights, which is why Daenerys wasn't interested.

>>685192775
Who is the super active guy who fucks everything?

>>685195725
a-are you me?

especially that
>I just HATE the look of penises. I even hate the look of my own. It's like there's a fungus growing on my body.

>>685192775
2

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>>685192775
0, duh.

>>685192775
>Want to: suck a dick, 69, swallow, get gangbanged, and creampied.
>Have done: nothing but girls
>Will do: nothing but girls

I like the idea of experiencing the physical aspects of it, but I just don't find men attractive, so it'll remain an idea only.

>>685192775
im 4

2

>>685192775
.5

>>685201124
>a-are

Go punch yourself in the nuts until you get typing fake stutters out of your system you colossal affecting fairy.

>>685196272
How many types of straight do you need?

1

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2
>fucking alcohol...

>>685201041
Eh, to be fair she's almost equally disinterested in everyone. Even that young lad she banged. Besides, it's practically the only love story in GoT, albeit being about unrequited love and he'll probably die soon. Gotta have some love story, otherwise it will just be a slaughterhouse + medieval politics.

>>685201616
j-just trying to fi-it in m-m8.. . .

>>685192775


THERE IS AN OPTION MISSING FOR YOU FAT FUCKS:

7) EXCLUSIVELY ALONE AND NO CHANCE TO BE EITHER HOMO OR HETRO

>>685192775
But 2 looks gayer than 3 and 4.

Anyway i'd say i'm between 3 and 4.

>>685201616
w-wow someones mad

d-do you need to change your diaper you fucking child?

>>685202096
AHHHHHHHH

>>685192775
5... Only because I pretended to be straight when I was 14. Fuck, that sucked.

>>685192775
-10
fuckin faggets

Straight zero for me, no issues with others being gay

Also, never knew that buffness was proportional to gayness

>>685194383


I.E. YOU ARE NORMAL AND NOT A DEGENERATE AIDS SPREADING FAGGOT

>>685192775
1

>>685201003
all that gayness is happening while there's a dead amputated dog in the background
fucking faggots man I swear

>>685202350
you seem upset

>>685202299
>i'm 11 years old everyone@!!!

>>685202492
he is, but he's sort of right though

0

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>>685192775

I'm a 3.
Nothing is safe.

1234

>>685202576
then get of b its for 18 over faggt

>>685202733
The ride never ends

>>685202492
>fat


STFU DEGENERATE. GO START THIS POLL AT A HETRO BAR, SEE HOW THAT GOES FAGGOT.

WEAR A MOUTH GUARD YOU SISSY

>>685194803
This nigga knows what's up

>>685202838
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>685202838
yeah you're def pretty upset about something
you wanna talk it out, sport?

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1.
So many legitimate faggots on this board that it makes me want to puke.

>>685203298
>not 0
>calling others faggot
Whatever you say there Bruno.

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>>685202733
HA!
Even got dub 3's

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>>685203298
At least we don't save thumbnails

>>685203298
Will it cheer you up if i say i dont kiss men or suck their dicks?

1 because i make retarded homo jokes with my buddies on occasion.

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>>685192775
Fixed it for you.

>>685192775
fags

>>685203538


/ thread

/faggots

by that i mean put them in gas chambers

>>685199114
Keep deluding yourself faggot

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>>685203526
Are you this guy? That's basically his entire career in one sentence. He's probably a pedo too.

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6 reporting

>>685203538
agreed. except faggot = mental illness for me.

6 bois ;)

>>685192775
Maybe one or two tbh

>>685193108
Greasy faggot detected.

Rolling

3 here

I could never really decide between the two genders.

Bi Masterrace

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>>685203730

>>685203809
Well he's with the BBC so...

>>685192775
1, maybe 2 as in I would fuck a very good trap, but never some hairy/manly guy

>>685203730
Clearly past your bedtime.

An apparently extremely rare 5 for me.

>>685192775
6
If i was as flamboyant as those faggots though, i'd probably kill myself

>>685205281
A bit cringeworthy, isn't it? I know guys who are a definite 6 but act like 0s.

>>685205434
I think most of them are like that. The flamboyant ones get more attention though, because they are attention seekers.

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>>685192775
2

Who here /monogamous 5 or 6/?

I get depressed when I get looped in with faggot-whore culture. Real talk gayfam...

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>>685203538
someone seems fixiated on the word faggot

>>685205672
They're basically the Tyler Oakley of internet faggotry

>>685205675
Where do I get a bollock-holder?

>>685205672
I can absolutely vouch for this.

>>685192775
between 2 and 3. but goddamn it i hate faggots. be gay sure but holy shit fuck faggots dude.

>>685205792
Better than being fixated on cock.
Faggot.

2 master race reporting

>>685206573
You mean you hate the way gay people are portrayed in media as prancing foppish fairies?

Because I do too.

>>685206573
This. I'll fuck you or let you fuck me unless you talk with a lisp or act like a pussy bitch.

I honestly don't even know

>>685206865
yeah, although rare in my country (swedenistan) they do exist. loathsome creatures.

2 as far as I know, I would need to have sex with a dude to be more confident in that number

2

>>685192775
somewhere between 2 and 4

>>685206264
retard

>>685192775
Theres another chart where it goes in depth it goes from 0-20 i believe and being at 10 means you're neither straight nor gay
It also goes into detail that no man/female is straight
>you like a guy's hairstyle/clothes/whatever
It gives you a point
>you like watching straight porn
>you get a point for like a guy fucking a chick

I'd say 2 even though I've never been with a male

i'd never fuck a chick but i definitely think some are hot af and would be flattered if one hit on me. so i'd say 5

>>685207219
I think if anything I just hate how TV and shit makes out that ALL gay people are like that.

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>>685206264

>>685192775
Fuck this, I'm hetero

>>685207661
You know, if you click on a thumbnail on here it usually opens a much bigger version of it. Save that.

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>>685202733

this is now a spooky thread

>>685192775

1

For those who are confused about the whole chart...

0 = Exclusively heterosexual. Pretty self-explanatory. You don't even joke about being gay

1 = Still heterosexual, however you may joke about being a faggot. If you've played Football and slapped another man's ass or done anything similar this would be you.

2 = You may have experimented in your life. Whether you enjoyed it or not, you still prefer women over men.

3 = Equally distributed

You can guess how the rest will go according to what I've already posted

2
Only males I'd fuck is convincing traps, and femboys.

NO SHAME HERE

>>685208070
Gee, Bill...

If you're a 0 you're lying to yourself.

1 here.

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>>685207928

gatcha fag

>>685195078
>>685195300
>>685196807
>>685196862
>>685197747
>>685203619
>>685204161
>>685206264
>>685206448
This isn't a fucking roll thread idiots. And you do realize that a random number between 1 and 10 is likely to fall closer to completely homosexual or even off the scale?

>>685208012
It's more about what you are attracted to than what you do.

>>685196395
You disgust me but I'd fuck you just to show you how filthy of a slut you are

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>>685208229
Much obliged.

maybe a 1? Only had sex with girls and only see myself marrying/having family with a girl.. would never want to date a dude... but sometimes jo to really twinky dudes? But IRL gay experience, probably will never

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>>685192775
6.

Powerbottom boiii

>>685208346
This is why the Kinsey Scale is bullshit. If it turns you on but you haven't done it, it doesn't make it invalid.

>>685194803
This

1 masterrace reporting in

>>685192775
1 or 2
i like feminine females and traps.

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>>685206735

>>685192775
0 faggot

>>685192775
Someone who's over 0 is a fucking faggot.

>>685205672
I'm a 2-3 but when I crossdress I'm a 6

>>685208585
sounds more like a 2

>>685209323
That's not how it works, man.

>>685209107
>>685209234
Samefag wanting internet brownie points.

>>685192775

2

>>685192775
4-5

>>685208173
This
If it's cute, I'll fuck it senseless

>>685201272

what do you mean by "duh"?

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not gay

>>685202733
>>685202722
>>685202633

three dubs in a row!

>>685208373
He quoted op gayfer

>>685192775
what are you fucking gay?

>>685209439
Sorry, forgot to check in with you: the expert on my sexual tendencies.

2 femboy master race

>>685209234
that has to be more than 99 percent of the population. as good as no one is totally hetero. there is a lot of denial and closedness going on, though.

>>685203538

You're probably gay if you're that homophobic.

>>685209962

>/thread

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>>685209471
Hurr durr two people can't agree on the same thing durr.

>>685209827
Ayy whaddup fellow masterrace?

>>685192775
0
I've never met a guy I was remotely interested in

rol0l0l0

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Most of the guys who would be 0's are 1's, but only because throwing your monitor out the window every time you see some gay shit on the internet would bankrupt most people. They've gotten used to it.

0 I literally dress like the guy in the picture aswell all black all day every day. Sometimes ill wear a short sleeved shirt on a hot day but not worn shorts in like 10 year's. Im in very good shape as well, hr rests at 50 good muscle tone I just feel more comfortable dressing like that. Just found the clothing thing interesting.

>>685210102
2 insecure faggots instead of 1, that's great.

1

>>685210334
>tfw wear black all the time and never wear shorts either
>tfw 5 on kinsey scale

Like 1.2

>>685209825
Doesn't change based on what you are wearing.

>>685210448
I'm not insecure, I was calling someone else out on being blatantly insec-

Yeah no-one gives a shit do they?

1
I could listen to Simon Templeman's voice all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DejyjaNrtw

>>685210334
crossdressing doesn't define the sexuality. it's a fetish.

>>685210448
Calling a faggot a faggot isn't insecurity, just fact.

>>685210334
you also have not learned that you deep down inside you desire the feeling of a tight bubbly boipussy backing up on your cock and pressing against your "muscle tone" abs until you blow a load bigger than any female ever has. One that will eat your load and never complain or say "i don't do that". One that will never get pregnant or try to trap you with marriage. You just haven't been blessed yet like many "Straight" men.

Everyone is bisexual.

Most just don't have the balls to admit it.

>>685210986
>/thread

>>685210639
think you forgot to greentext.

>>685210870
>>685210986
Don't try to force your sexuality on others. It's really fucking cringy.

>>685210591
But is it a tracksuit?

>>685210986
Anon dropping hard truths.

>>685209929
>that has to be more than 99 percent of the population. as good as no one is totally hetero
>What Liberals actually believe
Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better about being a faggot.

>>685211173
No... It's tight faggoty shit... I lose fam

>>685210870
Of course I would blow a bigger load than any woman ever has. Women don't blow loads.

Of course maby I wouldn't because I'm not a faggot

2

>>685211208
Let me suck your small cock blindfolded, you will nut so much.

>>685211116
you're really fucking cringy tbqh fam

>>685211373
Least it's all black, my apparel nigga.

>>685192775
1, only jokingly get homosexual with mates - not too far though like some cunts.

>>685211391
You have shitty spelling, what else to expect from an autist? Now bend over and prepare to be disciplined as i hit that g-spot you have for a reason.

that number 2 seriously looks like a faggot.
but 2

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>>685194576
>>685194863
Yea 1's!!

>>685193421
You want to be all over them or all over you?

>>685210986
I'm not

1 but my wife's boyfriend always makes fun and say i'm more like a 3.

>>685192775
1 I guess.

>>685211575
Nice comeback, fucktard

>>685193108
>faggot detected

>>685212296
cuck

>>685211810
Wtf are you mad because I said I'm a 0.
Like it's impossible for me to not like dick. Uno what you're a fucking autist for being unable to understand that not everyone wants to suck dick like you. You stupid little autist fuck.

>>685194879
6's are liberal closeted heterosexuals

>>685199114
Kek

>>685202476
That's a backpack anon.

>>685211208
traps are my weakness