>>685190507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q1CB0sVL5U

my favorite bit from him

Jerry Wolsworth is pretty funny.

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Bill Burr

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Doug Stanhope is a legend.

>>685190507
"Ha ha! You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?"

>>685191583
This!

>>685191583
Well played sir.

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this is one of those subjective threads

>>685190668
beat me to it

https://youtu.be/A848xpsDJbw

Friendly reminder Norm Mcdonald literally doesn't give a single fuck

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>>685190507

>>685192794
THIS

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>>685191117

>>685192703
>Norm clearly doesn't care about the event
>Is the only actually funny person there
>Jeff Ross showes up
>They start comedically killing it
>Idiot youtube personalities just sit there not getting it

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>>685193410
>Criticizes Trump on twitter
>Wife dies literally a few days after
meme magic is powerful

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Can't wait for ghostbusters

>>685191117
Easily one of the best comedian, seriously I've watched all of his specials like 15 times and I still laugh my ass off.
He say what he thinks his funny and doesn't just do it to shock people

>>685194961
what he thinks is funny* sorry

Mitch hedberg
/thread

>>685192794
One of the two funniest working comics alive.

ANTHONY JESELNIK REPRESEEEENT

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>>685196114
And this is the other.

>>685190507
OP not being a giant faggot? Where the fuck am I??

Jim Jefferies

Bill Hicks ftw

>>685196282
Yeee Boi

Patrice O'neal

Greg Giraldo

>>685190668
>>685192542
wew lad. you two are a hoot

>>685196453
well. that's just assumed, no need to say anything. aren't all ops faggots?

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>>685190507

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JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
EACH WIT A BUCK AND A QUARTA
JILL CAME DOWN WITH TWO FIFTY

OH!

>>685197329
dice sucks

>>685192703
Seriously, fuck that guy to Norms left.

>>685197428
Underage b&

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>>685190507

this hockey puck

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Greg Giraldo (RIP)

>>685197180
faggot until proven otherwise. in this case he proved his non-faggotry immediately. now this doesn't mean he can't turn back into a faggot. we shall see

>>685193132
Kek the drum set

>>685194408
nice bait

>>685190507
"You know what somebody should do? They should go kill Hitler."

'He's already dead. He died like 50 years ago'

"Oh. I didn't know he was sick."

>>685197459

srsly hes a huge faggot. hes probably gay but its not even that hes just a huge faggot.

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this

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The one and only correct answer is DYLAN MORAN

>>685193132
Meundies...meundies...no more sweaty balls.

>>685199243
UP GUNTER UP!!

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>>685197329
that fag was funny for about 15 minutes when he first appeared.

This man right here is a god among comedians.

>>685191583
Came here to post this. The man turned his mothers suicide into a hilarious and beautiful story ffs. Thats a comic.

louis c.k

>>685197428
>too much of a pleb to realize Dice is a genius and has been trolling show business for decades

This is an older comedian, but Otto frank. He had this hilarious bit called "the diary of Anne frank"

>>685196804
Underrated as fuck. I miss the big man. Would have loved for him to still be around when O&A split.

>>685201708

+1

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Another underrated guy here. Jerry Sadowitz.

Chris D'elia is hilarious, Denis Leary, Mitch Hedburg( r.i.p.)

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Frankie Boyle

>>685202145
>Dennis Leary

kys

>>685190507
Norm is the king man no one will ever be able to top him.

https://youtu.be/VkSMSbFV_q0

>>685201708
yeah not having his take on just about everything going on right now is just killing me

>>685202517
*anything

>>685202290
He was good until politics.

>>685193410

THIS. Patton is a genius.

>>685202517
Same. He would cut through the bullshit straight away. Everything from the firing, to the name-calling and drama between O&A and now Ant's arrest and visit to rehab. Fuck, I miss the guy. Here's a fucking classic clip that I must have watched 100 times at least:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6PCXF2NfMg

>>685192703
>A fucking sorcere cut her hand

Norm's the best.

>>685194408
Nigger bait

>>685202710
Some of his political ideas are good, especially with regard to the middle-east. But, I agree, when he starts droning on about the Tories (and other domestic UK stuff) it starts to feel like a mediocre 80s alternative comic getting political. Like fucking Ben Elton or something.

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>>685190507
Killing Them Softly is the funniest shit I've ever seen. Carlin was great in the 80's and 90's. I agree with >>685191117 and >>685194961 about Bill Burr.

>>685202898
love that one. fucking patrice just had that way about him that made you instantly like him. i love the clips of him vs women that came in studio. no matter how much he pissed them off he always seemed to turn them around and see it his way by the end of the show. that fucker will be sorely missed

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This fucking degenerate.

>>685190507
I've probably watched everything of norm on youtube 20 times now.

Here's a comedy show if you haven't seen him before:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrj8M9eIXgg

>>685203233
Fuck Dave Chapelle for still doing shows but not filming them, if you are that fucking paranoid about the Media Jew then release them yourself online like Louis CK don't leave all your non american audience excluded.

>>685196919
Rip

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>>685199001

>>685203245
Although apparently other comics invariably hated him when they first met him because he was such a ball-buster and would always call people out for bad jokes, or even for wearing a dumb shirt. Haha. But everyone ended up loving him after spending time with the guy.

Louis CK actually had a theory about why women were so smitten with Patrice. Louis told a story about how they used to stand on the street corner after doing O&A together, talking or hours, and Partice would catcall women. Things like "Hey, you're a little cutie aint you?" and he'd even ask the straight up what kind of panties they were wearing. And they always flirted back with him. Louis' theory was that because Patrice is a fucking huge black dude that dresses like a gangster people (especially women) are intimidated by him and then he opens his mouth and they realise he's a charming big sweetheart with a soft voice, so the relief from that revelation made women really dig him and feel affectionate toward him.

>>685202082
>>685198471
>>685197329
>>685194408

Unfunny. If you're looking for recommendations, don't even bother with these. Also, any comedian making quirky faces for picture stills: red flag.

>>685203722
Yeah, he's a different character these days, older, more paranoid and less funny unfortunately.

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Young Bill Cosby was the funniest.

>>685204394
Shit, thanks for telling me. I was about to look into all of these guys until I read that you, anon - the famous, discerning anon renowned for his comedic taste - has state otherwise. Thank you!

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>>685203312
I've watched all his specials. He told exactly zero; jokes, funny quips, humerus anecdotes, or whimsical observations.

Guys an idiot, performing for idiots, who think saying 'cunt' on stage, is hysterical.

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Inb4 unfunny nigger. Your subjective opinion is your subjective opinion. He is, objectively, one of the best at his job - whether you like him or not.

>>685204665
You're welcome, anything else I could help you with?

>>685204827
Why did you watch them all?

>>685205069
Yes, actually. Which colour is better - blue or red?

>>685203233
>any nigger thats not mooney, pryor, or fox

the fuck is wrong with you

>>685202824
It's pronounced "faggot".

>>685205214
Blue, There is a bigger number of things that go well in blue than things that work better with red.

I'm still here if you still need more help.

>>685205228
fuck richard pryor in his dick.

>>685205008
Wat bout ur subjective onion?

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my favorite e-comedian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfQIz22J2rk

>>685205810
>subjective onyon

>>685205810
My subjective opinion is that I like him, and everyone can disagree with that if they like. But, what can be objectively noted is that he is good at his job. Likewise, I don't find Jimmy Carr funny. But, objectively, I can't deny that he is a great joke-writer.

>>685199001
Guys, guys, look at me hair, it's purposely disheveled, oh my goodness I'm funny.

>>685191117
Burr is the fucking boss.

>>685206149
Settle down.

>>685202290
Yeh, he is a fucking beast.

>>685205008
The nigger voiced donkey

Fuck outta here

>>685205810
>subjective onion

>>685206588
Grow up.

My opinion:
Louis CK above all.
rick gervais 9/10
Bill burr is alright, 7/10
chris rock 7/10
chappele 8/10

All others I dunnow/don't like
there's also some black guy with extremely white teeth that I like, forgot his name

>>685191859
Yes it is, and even in one, Billy doesn't count.

>>685206792
eddie griffin

>>685190507

YES! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrFm3ELbXtY

>>685206245
>>685193410

I don't like comedians whose acts revolve around them having ugly/weird faces

>>685196515
so obvious it didn't even need to b said

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>>685206792

Decent choices, overall. I agree for the most part.

>there's also some black guy with extremely white teeth that I like, forgot his name

Long shot but is it Godfrey (pic related)?

John Mulaney and Bo Burnham are pretty good

>>685196300

louis ck is a retard and so is everyone who finds him funny or talented in any way

>>685199001
He's done. Last time he just got sauced and vomited his political "comedy" at the audience which was just the predictable Irish socialist nonsense

>>685196804
my man

>>685207434
I've always meant to check out Bo Burnham, having heard a lot of positive things said about his act, but I never got around to it. Can you recommend a particular set or special to start with?

>>685207562
The colour green is retarded and so is everyone who thinks it's a good colour.

>>685207562
>>685206792
Louie was tolerable until he started being political and telling everyone to vote for Hillary. He's done now. He had his 15 minutes.

Frankie Boyle, would post a pic, but getting an odd low memory error.

>>685207225
Cool, thanks. I was referring to this, though:
>>685206998

>>685206149
>>685207893
thanks for the help

>>685207990
I already posted him:

>>685202290

>>685199243
The one and only. Everyone else is just fucked compared to Jim

>>685207894
In what way is he done?

>>685191583
the only comedian that actually stuck to his shit

>>685207894
Interesting, I only watched his specials and ther tv series.I have never seen he pull out something of this kind.


I mean, we're judging him on 'funnyness' here.

Have you seen his show, louie? It really is very funny, give a few episodes a try without prejudice.

>>685208153
I see, my bad. I was actually looking for him.

>>685207723
what. is pretty much his only big special. It's on his YouTube channel along with all of his songs

>>685206792

Louis CK and Ricky Gervais above anyone else on that list is fucking insane. Please leave

>>685208436
I've seen every episode of it up until the last season. I just don't want to watch it anymore.

waiting for the inevitable Hitler.jpg

>>685203196
Except he's right and you just deep throat conservative policies.

Sad how long these "God-tier" comedian threads go without Patrice Oneal being mentioned.

Go learn what fucking comedy means. Patrice literally defines unfiltered, don't give a fuck manhood.

RIP my king. and thanks for the lessons.

>>685209156
>female
>comedian

>>685208949
Thanks, man. I'll get on it tonight.

>>685208967
Enlighten me, then.

>>685208967
>I disagree with your opinion so it must be wrong

Come one, man. Don't be like that.

>>685209156
>>685208518
>>685208053
>>685205738
>>685194408
y u do dis?

>>685209226

He was mentioned. Several times actually.

>>685205228
Lol, chappelle is on another level than them niggas

>>685206149
That's Irish hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbPuBxG_HMs

>>685209226
I like your description. will check him out.

If he turns out to suck, fuck you.

>>685205738
A female comedian being mentioned... LOST lol

>>685199978

When your punchline is "you know what nobody ever talks about anymore? Pussy farts!", you pretty much get my vote.

>>685209202
This wasn't an opinion about whether he is right or wrong; it was an opinion about whether of not I think he's funny. I actually do agree with him politically. Learn the context of something before you attack it.

>>685190507
Mitch Hedberg or however its spelled

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>>685190507
Hans Teeuwen
Kutjebef

>>685209685
>>685209226

FUCK YOU. JUST FUCKING GOOGLED HIM AND SAW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE. NOPE.COM.

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>>685190507

>>685209226
Yeah, he was mentioned twice by me including a link to one of his O&A appearances and at least one other anon posted about him.

>>685209597
He was. Until he skipped town for 5 years and has never been the same.

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>>685190507
no one mentioned stephen lynch yet, I still think he's great

>>685209498
What?

>>685209828
See >>685204394

>>685209839
>Being that someone named Patrice is anything but an overweight nigger

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>>685209912
You should write a song about the time you posted how funny you are on /b/.

>>685190507
wow you fucking faggots must think you have superior humor

>>685210279
u mad?

>>685209839
He's smarter, sweeter, wittier and more thoughtful than he looks. I promise.

>>685209839
>implying looks are proportional to how funny someone can be

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>>685209685
He's got literally days of material on Opie and Anthony, and the black Phillip show.

If you don't feel like a 10"-dick, bare-knuckle brawler after listening to Patrice's gospel....then I don't know how to help you.

Enjoy the experience, anon. Patrice basically defines how to never fold to ANY man, woman or third-bathroom using motherfucker.

>>685210361
u edgy? yes

>>685210279
this guy is
>>685209912
this guy

AKA samefag
prove me wrong, faggot

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>>685190507
I like escalators, because an escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. There would never be an “Escalator Temporarily Out of Order” sign. Only an “Escalator Temporarily Stairs… Sorry for the Convenience.”

>>685192802
No

>>685210781
He has 4 good jokes. You just burnt one.

>>685210735
2edgy4me

>>685210404
Hmm, I'm suspicious.

No hip hop ganta shit?

>>685210457
Fuck, man. I posted some Patrice earlier in the thread but you just summed him, and his comedy, up better than I could. Very nicely put.

RIP big man.

>>685193033
No!

>>685201453
Shame he cut out his whole masturbation joke

>>685210457
Interesting. Interesting. will check out.

I really like louie ck but I have a problem with his cuckness.

>>685191583
The guy helped his mother commit suicide he's got balls

>>685206792
Gervais stand-up material is pretty weak, most of it comprises of 5 year old material from his xfm days

>>685210966
He's also just really awesome to listen to. I liked how he told stories in and out of interviews.

>>685210997
Not really. He plays with the prejudice, though. He does a bit about being a huge Beatles fan but not being able to roll through the hood with Yellow Submarine coming out his stereo. He does talk about race and being black but it's nothing predictable. Here, watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrBPmoIAyts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG-qCyYZRms

My nigga Patrice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK98XzEM97Y

>>685210735
There is not being funny, which is alright, not everybody can be funny, people can have other talents.

And then there is being unfunny.

>>685207894
15 minutes = 5 years? Not to mention he's still selling out theaters and just put out a show without telling anyone about it and all of the sudden it's a huge hit.
But nah, talking about Hillary is what killed it for him. Retard.

>>685211404
Gervais is a weird act to judge because he came into stand-up from an unconventional place, you know? He never eked out a career and an act in the clubs. He went straight to massive theatres and arenas, already famous as a radio and TV guy.

>>685211555
trips no lie

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>>685210697
no I just enjoy stephen lynch, what the fuck is wrong with that? I like other comedians as well