>>685169134
are you a ninja turtle?

>>685169134
Do you have a nice beard?

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What was your reaction when your lord and savior purged the sub-human filthy from your city?

>>685169418
i try to shave if i find any razors, and for some reason my beard is red even tho my hair is brown

>>685169480
before i came down here, i was involved with vigrid. i only heard about him in the news at the time.

>>685169598
What does "find razors" mean?

>>685169841
if i find them in trashcans. i tried shaving with a broken glass once, but got an infection

Would you like to eat a meal? A succulent chinese meal???

What does the green water taste like?

post proof then you fucker. Also check my dubs also why if this is real, are you in this position?

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here is one of my ruined traps. the green stuff is everywhere now.
this is the third time today that rats got away.

>>685170289
its very sharp and acidic. like liquid rust.
its cold down here today, and i cant make any pelts when all my traps are ruined! :(

I'll buy you a meal from Prima Fila. Be in front of Rådhuset tomorrow at 11:30, faggot.

How the fuck are you posting this then?

>>685170871
i havent talked to anyone in years.

How do you survive through the winter.?

>>685170953
i explained all this yesterday. i pick up phones people lose when they go out drinking.
the ones who arent locked are useable until its out of power.
local fastfood restaurants is where i get wifi from.

>>685171100
Do you speak norwegian? Are you an immigrant?
I'll just give you the meal and walk away.

post proof that you are in oslo, faggot

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fake
and gay
fake and gay and fake
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and gay
and gay and gay and gayyyyy

>>685171335
i know a few places where the steam keeps it hot. the only problem is that it gets moisty. ive gotten several pnumonias from that.

>>685171424
hes gonna knock you out and suck you're dick fagit

also this
>>685171501

>>685171424
im norwegian. after years of drugs, i started hanging out where i used it (the sewer), and in the end i just got stuck here.
if you tie food on a string down a manhole, i can pick it up while i walk my routes. thats kind of you

Why don't you just get trygd and live normally

>>685171934
i have gotten used to this by now.

ITT: Idiots baited by Ops faggotry

>>685171856
Why don't you talk to people? Do you still use drugs? Why don't you come up to the surface?

>>685171363
This is such bullshit. Like theres just phones laying around everywhere that people happened to lose. Your so full of shit. Otherwise people would be finding phones all the time

>>685171856
Why dont you go to a hostel/rehab center? the gov would paid it for you.

>>685172220
>2 off quads

neck you'reself faggot

>>685172015
are you andre ?

>>685172023
i still use drugs. i cant face people after all this time.

>>685172138
it just turned out this way

hvorfor i helvete lager du sperrer for vannet? går du på barneskolen? ^^

>>685169134
dra til en lege

>>685170144
>under rated

>>685172394
Okay, how about this:
Show us real proof that this shit is true, and I'll hang a pizza down a manhole tomorrow. I can also add 500kr.

>>685172383
no.

>>685172435
i have make rat traps for my pelts. the wonter gets cold.

>>685172499
i havent been to a doctor in almost 4 years.

>>685172394
Are there no shelters around? Why, of all places, would you chill in the sewer? I'm sure there are better smelling places to be a hobo.

>>685172647
this shit is fake. he won't post proof. he'll lie or completely avoid this

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Do you know a nice fella called anders hegg?

>>685172647
i talked to many people here yesterday. i dont need any money. i have a coin collection, and thats all i need.

>>685172723
there are, but im a proud norwegian. i cant go to shelters like an immigrant.

i think ill try my other tunnel to see where all the green stuff comes from.

>>685169134
>ask me anything.

Can I come and live there with you please?

Did anyone screen cap from yesterday? I missed it.

>>685169134
Where is the entrance to your tunnel?

>>685173349
can't screen cap what blatantly never existed. Ops full of shit

Can you post more pics?

Hvilken del av kloakken er du bor i? Og hvordan har du internett til å være på /b?

>>685173476
Right between his buttcheeks

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this is the other side of my main trapping tunnel.
as the first tunnel was where it came out, i guess this must be the way to the source.
i dont like this one as i have to move up and down ladders. if the water rises, i can drown.
i have to pick up some chalk to mark my path.

Does anyone have a tl;dr of what sewer man has done thus far?

>>685173853
Tl;dr full of shit

>>685173853
please refer to
>>685172016

>>685173973
well what else would a sewer be full of?

>>685169134
Looks like oceanic hydraulic fluids. I use to work with it. does it small "rotten" and gag inducing. they use it for equipment in the north sea. Is there is a workshop nearby. ther might be an oil catcher that has shot down.

>>685173853
So far he is living in a sewer.

>>685173630
when i have things to do im mostly around karl johan, but my place to sleep is on the upper westside

>>685174328
it smells a bit more like plastic than rotten, but like poisonous plastic.

>>685172712
Du trenger en undersøkelse hvis du lever av søppel i Oslo's gater.

i got the chalk, and ill move down into the pipe.
i can see that one of my traps are broken. i think a rat just bit through it.

>>685169134
For the last time OP, timestamp!

Hva gjorde du på 17mai?

>>685169134

im 99% sure this whole thing is bullshit, first thing is the grime slime that is obviously photoshoped. Then i also doubt you could live in the sewers in Oslo without anyone notice. its not that big city with mole people and all that like the metro in new york. its just a couple of pipes

>>685175032
how do i make a timestamp?

>>685175260
ingenting. det var mye bråk

>>685175455
It's not hard to go unnoticed in Oslo.

>>685175561
Hah. Fikk du med deg toget i by'n eller hold du deg for deg selv?

>>685175561
>how do i make a timestamp?
Take random twigs and stuff you find, then arrange them so they read "/b/ 19". This can't be so hard.

Then people will actually believe you, it's such a crazy story..

>>685175916
jeg holdt meg for meg selv. jeg fant masse mat og leker på kvelden.

>>685175922
i was here yesterday. we were houdreds of people talking. maybe someone remembers me

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>>685169134
if the green stuff's real, it's a dye used to test for leaks. like everyone else though this seems bull to me.

>>685176362
Utrolig hvor mye folk søpler rundt seg på en sånn dag.

Hvor er det du opprinnelig er fra?

>>685169134
you fuckin ninja turtle

>>685169134
I'm in Oslo too, I'm going to start putting poison food down manholes. Enjoy fucker.

>>685169134
dude you sound like you're living the life

also, what drugs do you do? why do you do them?

>>685176798
offtopic, i know this is alison tyler but google image search gives me nothing on the set, sourcepls?

>>685169134
Why do you live there!?

>>685176857
porsgrunn

>>685177610
heroin. its my reward for doing my daily chores.

Dont die on me

>>685178415
Fra Porsgrunn til Oslo er jo et lite stykke,
Hvorfor akkurat byen? Hvorfor stoff?

Imgur.com/a/XM283
This is the recap of yesterdays post with the sewer king

>>685176362
I remember you were the civil servant who was showing pictures from his job. Also nobody cares about people from ohio, so fuck off tator head

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The green stuff is tracer dye. The sewer operators throw it down there to see how long it takes to come out - or where it comes out if they've lost the map. Godspeed, vault dweller!

>>685178415
How do you afford drugs?

>>685178415
What are these daily chores?

>>685179206
How do you get drugs if you won't talk to anyone?

>>685179206
i pick up used needles. they are everywhere. they even float by here every now and then.

i have gotten a bit lost here. the chalk is almost impossible to see.

>>685179346
i need to build traps. i skin rats and make pelts.
sewing takes alot of my time too.

>>685179414
a used needle doesn't get you high, how do you obtain the drugs?

>>685179611
What do you use the pelts for?

Timestamp already and stop postponing Jesus fucking christ

>>685179414
Why won't you post proof? Its pretty obvious this is all bullshit

Wait, who is paying your cell bill for you to post this shit?

>>685179988
This. Op is a bullshitting fag

>>685179697
only if they have something left in them.

>>685179847
i make blankets out of them. and gloves and im working on a jacket.

im glad i have you to talk to. im just sitting here in the dark. its like a labyrith down here and my chalk is impossibe to see. its too moist for it.

>>685179988
Nobody, he uses public wifi.

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post a pic of your hand with the little finger and middle finger straight and the rest curled inwards as if you're making a fist.

>>685172220
This guy...is such an idiot lol

>>685169134
>>685177400
SAMEFAG

>>685180370
do you find new phone batteries floating by too?
How are you getting reception in the fucking sewer?

This is bullshit.

Boards.4chan.org/b/thread/685177400
I work at the waterdepartment in oslo, and we came across this today. You have to move out of there. Its a safety risk for you and others who are depending on clean water.

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So let me get this straight:
A bum living in the sewers just broke his phone, so he took out his second fully charged phone with another contract for internet bandwidth to browse 4chan and tell us about green stuff that stops him from catching rats for food when he's not busy searching for rusty razor blades to cut his hair. He even got wifi down there!

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>>685180370
OP how are you alive?
What do you eat and drink???

When I lived in las Vegas, I would talk to the local bums (I lime people watching). I knew a couple people that lived in the storm drain system.
So I can't just call bullshit- I was amazed at what these guys would find in dumpsters and unlocked cars. A lot of them just started with drug habits, slowly lost everything and dropped off the grid.
If sewer king is legit- gods speed my friend.

>>685173573
what do you mean? there were 2 threads yesterday

>>685180725
Definitely yeah.

Why are you doing this OP? I mean RP is all fine and nice, but don't lie to us.. Timestamp or either say that you want to RP or gtfo

>>685180468
I know Norway is a communist utopia and all that, but there is no way they have wifi in the sewers.

>>685181001
Yeah I've heard lots about the vegas storm drains, that's legit. Althoug in OPs case, naw, if he doesn't want to timestamp then I call bullshit.

>>685181049
what kind of 3rd world shithole do you live in that doesnt have sewer wifi? american?

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>>685179185
>it's green it must be x because only x is green

>>685181049
kek

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Here's the guy who's FB profile that picture came from.

He's far from homeless and it looks like he wrks for a sewage treatment company from Oslo, Norway.

>>685169134
that is antifreeze

>>685180926
he explains that he steals/uses lost phones and wiki from fast food places

>>685181049
It's from restaurants above him I think

>>685181049
Oslofag reporting
Yes way, Oslo has a lot of stronk and gud internet
Source: i fap in public toilets

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>>685181049
simply 10/10

>>685180926
and used heroin

>>685180926
don't forget about the used needles he uses to get high. his drug problem is so bad he hasn't talked to anyone in years.

Norway must have a huge drug problem if you can keep an addiction going from the used drugs you find floating by.

I have yet to see a time stamp, and this is the second night/day I've asked for one.

Jesus Christ OP you're fucking insane.
>I chill in a sewer to do drugs in dirty needles and now I live there
kill yo self. You probably have hepatitis and aids

>>685181320
the green stuff is tracer fluid
>>685177400

>>685181318
yes, through all that concrete and dirt.

like fucking 10 feet of it.

>>685181690
It's radio waves though

>>685181690
its a fucking ninja turtle, he know how get pizza and wifi bro

>>685181150
You do realize how stupid you sound?

im a bit worried. i have no light and cant see the path i marked with chalk. and im stuck in a dump with water on both sides. i cant hear it moving, but i hope it doesnt go over the wall and down here.
there is a hatch, but i cant seem to get it open.

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>>685181209
lel wut

>>685181445
There are multiple documentaries about Oslo's heroin problem.
300 overdoses/year, most in the world.
I live in Oslo, which is why I read this whole thread and so far nothing except avoiding to post a timestamp is wrong.

He can find phones, especially at this time of year because of the drunk high shool seniors.

He could easily go unnoticed around Oslo forever.

He could find a shitload of needles, I see them all the time

More info op.

>>685181856
Fucktard, WRITE A GOD DAMNED TIME STAMP

>>685181445
or its just fake you fucking idiot

>>685181836
I laughed so god damn much
Thank you enon

>>685181925
im sorry, but i dont know how to put in a timestamp. someone told me to ue sticks, but its no sticks here and its dark.
i need to get out of here

>>685177656
>offtopic

>>685181887
No heroin addict _ever_ would leave something in the syringe tho. Heroin addicts are very thorough at emptying them. No way OP could get high other than hepatitis c maybe

>Source: Sister is heroin addict

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>>685181842
So it couldn't have possibly been some guy pouring the remains of his paint in the sewers? Because that literally never happens?
Go ahead - jump to conclusions because i'm sure i'm talking to a professional regarding colored sewer water.

>>685177568
Lol , u made me laugh anon , thanks :)

>>685182168
Man, you sound like a bright person
Why would you do this shit to yourself?
Go out, be somewhere you can see and talk to us. I already found 2 guys that wanted to help, I can help too.
This is a cry for help, might be your lucky night

>>685182168
You don't know how to look at the time, write out the time with the chalk you claim to have? Get the fuck out of here. I'm done.

>>685169134
I know exactly what this is but only dubs can break my silence!

>>685181887
sure, but to keep up a heroin habit from found needles? I'm not a junky, but I would assume they would try to use the whole dose up and not throw away half a syringe.

I'm not doubting that he could live in the sewers, just that he could get internet and power to charge his phone somewhere.

i think the hatch is locked from the other side.
i cant find any other ways out other than those who are flooded, so ill jsut wait it out until the water sinks again.

>>685180468
Cant use WIFI in a fucking sewer

>>685182198
Yeah I reckon you could be right, I never really hung out with heroin addicts, but I know how it is with cokeheads
But there are also very fucked up heroin addicts, dead people's needles, all kinds of people who could leave their syringes with something in etc

just educated guesses

if this is real, post a pic of yourself and your surroundings, and show us your shit

All of his pictures are downloaded from a facebook account.

>>685182540
i dont charge my phone. if i find a phone thats unlocked, i use the batteries from other locked phones. i dont use it much tho.

there is often a tiny bit left. if i find many enough neeled thats a dose for me. i dont need much.

>>685182505
yes, as i use a watch?