>Come home early from work to surprise your GF
>open the door
>See this
wat do?
>>685168748
Kill self because I'm a nigger
>>685168748
that is one deep pussy
Thank him for getting me a girlfriend
>>685168748
More surprised I even have a gf.
>>685168748
kill her and put down the ape as well.
How the hell? How is it possible to fit a schlong like that into a girl?
>>685168748
Thanking him that i got a girlfriend now
>>685169456
You'd be surprised what they can fit in there...
>>685168748
Since my girl really doesn't like low IQ races, I would immediately assume it's a rape and do something to end the rapist life.
Take pictures really quick, tell dude to leave or I'm calling the cops, dump the bitch/tell her you're getting a no fault divorce (because evidence), pack bag, go get a hotel room. Cry. Call lawyer. Finalize as soon as possible. Hit gym. Get over her. Post pics on /b/.
>>685169456
broke through her cervix,that must have been painful as hell like
>>685169810
/thread
Wonder who these two people fucking in my house are. My gf isn't that skinny.
>>685168748
Pull out my Bretta Px4 and shoot the intruder dead.
>>685168748
>open door
>see this
>close tumblr
>an hero
>>685169606
>>685169606
Except that is an anus
>>685169606
You do understand, that there's a difference between a vagina and an asshole?
>>685168748
>I take off my oculus rift
>surprise as planned
Licks his feet while he's at it and his cum after he finishes since I'm a cuck.
>>685170820
>>685170898
Hell, I can never tell. They're the same hole when I'm going down on a woman. I have some more pertinent stuff, but I can't find the specific webm.
>>685169606
Omg.... been waiting for this to resurface. Ty..
>>685168748
Wonder why i'm sitting on the shoulders of some roody poo ...
>>685169606
It reminds me of Mary Poppins bag
Fucking hell.
>>685171117
TOP KEK
virginfag
>>685170519
She's nick valentine?
>>685171692
Believe me, I'm no virgin. All Asian prostitutes here.
>>685170519
what could exactly happen to a human eye to look like that afterwards
>>685168748
Ask for sauce
Sauce?
>>685171117
Maximum crisis control
So much insecurities projected by the whiteys kek.
>>685169833
This right here is the perfect response
>>685172425
Dude what the fuck.
I'd be curious when I got a white gf
>>685168748
Source pls
>>685170421
>Source
2 different baby daddies and still single. Last 3 came out retarded. They say interracial mixing creates a stronger kid. But the reality lots have autism and other mental illnesses.
>>685172919
sauce
>>685170421
source
Keely Hazel, and the actual porn this is from is shit
>>685168748
I WOULD FUCKING KILL DAT BITCH ASS NIGGAAAAAAAA!!!!! HE BELONGZ TO MAH COTTON FIELDS WHERE HE SHOULD PLUCK DAT WHITEY SHIT 4 DEM WHITE MASTAH BOIZ!! AFTER DAT I WOULD RAPE HIS NIGGA GIAL 4 GETTIN DAT AIDS AND THEN I WOULD FUCKING KILL MAHSELF AND DIS NIGGA BOI!!!
FUCK NIGGAAAASS
attend her fucking funeral cos this dick is gonna break her in half
>>685169606
I am actually in love with hot kinky jo... I wish she'd be mine.
>>685174011
Dubs of truth
>>685169456
He's only a little over 8 inches, and they're using a lot of porn tricks. I've taken cocks bigger than that
>>685170079
That's not how it works
>>685174212
Tits or gtfo pls
>>685171940
He poured industrial strength lye on her
>>685168748
She's definitely dead
>>685174410
>pls
lol cuck
>>685174212
He's around 10inches. She's had the surgery to have her uterus removed due to cancer or tumor
>>685172425
Moar of dat shit
>>685168748
Get off the nigger'shoulders ?
Pull out the pistol I carry and put holes in the jigaboo mother fucker. Then I'd kick my gf's ass and threaten her into saying it was rape and that I'd come home in time to shoot the trespasser.
That way I'd get off scott-free for killing the fucker legally. I'd then later dump the bitch and I'd continue to fuck with her life by having the bitch kidnapped by some of my friends and then I'd have her sold to some human trafficking warlord in Africa "Since you like niggers so much" I'd tell her. Then me and my boy's would seek out all the men in that dead jigaboo's friends and male members of the family and lynch them deep in the forest.
>>685173135
That's a dildo, you fucking moron.
>>685168748
wait for him to finish, lick her creampie
>>685168748
Ask myself how in the fuck is the door in the nigger's face.
Then kill them.
>>685172425
If this doesn't seriously turn you on then you're a faggot. It's in our nature to like huge dicks especially black ones.
Start licking his balls obviously
>>685168748
>realize I'm a nigger
>nut deep inside
>ask white boy if he's mad for some reason
>he doesn't seem mad but I feel better for asking
I guess I do it all over again tomorrow?
Kill both of them then leave the country, probably devolve bodies in sulfuric acid just to make it look like we all went missing
ITT: racist that don't understand what "perspective" is.
I'm seriously considering taking a few close-up pictures of bugs, posting them on here, and saying they're giants the size of houses.. just to see how /b/ responds.
>>685175582
nigga thats gay.
>>685170421
>sauce
From that perspective?
>>685176102
It's in his nature, bro.
>>685173444
Jennifer White.
>>685173135
that photoshop is terrible
>>685168748
>open door
>see this
>mfw i put my dick in a woman while opening the door without even realizing it
>kill myself because nigger
wonder when I got so black.
if its my house call cops on blackie and kick girl out. her house, leave and block her number. wouldn't go to jail over a nigger loving cunt.
>>685169606
>filename
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_shxzlTRK44
watch it with pic related lost my shit
>>685169833
CHECKED BROTHER
>>685176074
There is one retard posting here who insists that guy is 10 inches, and the chick had her uterus removed.
I don't even know what to think, that's even dumber than the usual b shit
>>685171117
AHA
Absolutely different, down to the kinds of nerve endings in each...
Faggot
>>685169833
Yup minus the crying part. Butches aren't worth it
>>685168748
wait patiently and kindly ask for her permission to clean her well creamed pussy after he is done with her <3
>>685173209
>>685173501
>>685176189
Mandy Mitchell and some black dude.
>>685168748
break up and fuck her over socially by revealing her as a untrustworthy cheating whore, obviously
https://youtu.be/yOL1JEqFux0
>>685168748
Probably get a boner of steel tbht. Only a true hotwife would allow something like that to happen.
>>685168967
Is actually average depth.
Guy from the gif is Flash Brown and he's 9x6.5. He's inserting it about 7 I inches deep which most girls can handle if they are turned on enough
Source: 8x6 cock and I'd say of the plenty girls I slept with most could take 7 inches, some only 6, many all 8
