>>685137134
Sure, go on

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Aye, go for it

>>685137134
Cont!

Keep going

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>>685137134
Yea why not

>>685137134
>Hits search
>Opens first page that comes up
>Looks over at me with a grin
>Fucking Savage
>"Does this stuff work"
>I pretend to read it, answer jokingly
>"Only on me"
>Ohfuckimflirting
>His grin gets even larger
>"I'm Richie"
>"Femanon"
>"Nice to meet you"
>At this point im sure i was physically red. I've never had an interaction with a boy like this

Will cont

>>685137134
Hurry up fagget

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>>685137134
OP, you better be typing right now

>This is how I turned gay
> The Ebd

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Rolling

>>685137880
It's a chick you idiot

>>685137880

>>"Femanon"

duh

>>685137880
Get the semen out of your eyes and read

hurry up you fat cunt im interested

>>685137670
>i blurt out "You too"
>After a couple seconds of silence, I go on youtube and click on whatever seems interesting
>Richie glances over "Hey! I've got an account, you should subscribe to me"
>"What do you post?"
>"I only have a video of my cat"
>I find him and sub, cute cat.
>"Wanna come over and meet him?"
>Obviously i accept.
>"Ride home with me on the bus"
>After calling to get permission from my dad, I go about the rest of my day

Any questions before i cont.?

>>685138329
did you fuck?

>>685138329
pic

>>685138329
pic of him or it didn't happen

>>685138329
tits timestamp to prove your a femanon

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oh golly, this is getting quite juicy

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>>685138329
Yeah major question,

Why haven't you posted tits yet?

GTFO

>>685138603
actually, and this might be new to some fagotts, the gender ratio on 4chan is nearly 50/50.

>>685138867
We all have penises here. Any girl in this shithole has enough fat down there to constitute as a penis.

>>685138867
>>50/50
faggot/kek

>>685138867
Nice claim, there...
Prove it

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>What these two fags were actually like in school.

>>685138329
You better hurry

>>685138329
>The bus is crowded, squeeze in a seat with him towards the back
>At this point ive stared to really get a good look at him
>He was just shy of 6 feet, long curly black hair
>Skinny, lots of acne unfortunately
>Wore shorts with a plain black t shirt, refuse to wear any shoes besides Vans
>He wasn't bad looking, just seemed kinda socially awkward, then again, so was i
>After a few stops, he stands up and motions me to follow
>he lives at an apartment complex, somewhat poor
>Buzzes the door, turns out his dad works from home
>"Two days into 10th grade and you're already brining girls home'
>We both uncomfortably laugh.
>He excuses us to his room
>Kinda surprised by what i see
>Very clean, bare walls, made bed, nice desk with a decent computer
>Tv by the bed with it's own cable box
>Mini fridge in the corner, stocked with juice and candy
>Im in heaven
>He turns on his xbox (i was a PS3 whore at the time)
>Play some COD WAW, zombies

Cont soon

I have shit my pants

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>>685139101
sure, here it is. put this in combination with http://www.itu.int/ITU-D/ict/statistics/Gender/
and you have about 50/50

>This is how I became his family's sex slave for 10 yrs
>The end

>>685139593
Kek true story, OP must be having sex with him right now while posting this

>>685139593
kozzle

>>685139689
At least she has candy and juice

>>685139420
kek

i would suggest a correlation between the variables "surfing location: school" beeing way above average and "education: no college" also beeing very high.

And that's when I stripped to reveal my throbbing trap cock and had long, sweaty, magnificent anal sex for 7 years straight.

>>685139420
So... this site knows my gender based on, what?

>>685139751
Well she is taking her sweat time

>>685139593
Good job

>>685139830
fuck who cares they just know

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see I'm sure that this entire thread is bots

>>685139853
Do people usually sweat while eating candy?

>>685139385
>Playing Der Reise
>im getting into it "let me hit the mystery box"
>"only if i can hit yours"
>this fucking kid
>"maybe if you can stay up longer than me"

at this point i think i should mention that at the time, i may have never done anything with a guy, but i watched so much porn and masturbated so often, i felt like i was already a slut.

>continue playing
>round 21, all perks, pack'd ray gun and wonderwaffe
>get double hit by bullshit training fail
>Die.
>Richie blurts out "now i get to hit your box, right?"
>that shit eating grin comes across his face
>i guess so

cont

>>685139998
>Troll

>>685140030
only feminists

>>685140030
Sometimes but rarely

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>>685139998
How does it feel knowing you're in the matrix

>>685139962
Well as it very fucking important...
We post anonymously.
How can possibly know this information...
I feel comfortable saying this... Bullshit.
Not only that, but am willing to go as far as saying that this is Fucking Bullshit.

>This is when he started punching my pussy with his fist and I ran out screaming
>The end

>>685140292
that was the end i was looking for.

bye

>>685140245
No it's true faggot do some research.

Fucking continue

>>685140093
Nope... No fucking clue what this means.
We don't like feminists... so they sweat...
What you trying to say?

Hurry up you fucking bitch, my fleshlight is gonna need more lube if I don't hurry up and finish.

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>>685140051
>i shrug and lean in to kiss him
>he obviously is shocked, but leans his beta face in
>thankfully he brushed his teeth
>start rubbing his crotch
>he pushes me down and takes my leggings off
>hits my box hard
>pic related

End.

>>685140519
Kek'd

>>685140392
Pussy.

Pic of you timestamp pls.. Then I'll believe

>>685140600
rip in piece box

;_;

>>685140600
Disappointing also get him arrested for rape

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Pre-type your shit. God damn OP

>>685140479
feminists are fat mostly anyways so they burn 13 calories just trying to lift a 1 ounce piece of candy

>>685140658
>pls
>being this beta

>>685140415
Fucking... how?
How can they possibly know if this site is anonymous...
Did they do a poll?
Cos' 4chan users wont lie about that shit...
This has now been upgraded to Absolute Fucking Bullshit.

>>685140673
"rest in peace in peace box"?

You fuckin jerking me off right now? You really just wasted 2 ounces of my astroglide? I can't cum to this shit. Fuck you OP

>>685140902
newfag

>>685140902
Newfag

>>685140902
newfig

>>685140895
It's google analytics. If you're signed into a google account while browsing a site with google analytics, it'll use it for statistics

>>685140902
You must be new

>>685140415
it's actually also true that it doesn't seem like there would me many girls, because most of them have some trans disorder and quite successfully train online on behaving and writing masculine. In two oe three years you'll see all of them coming out in the real world and that will be Sodom & Gomorrha

>>685140760
Oh... well that's fucking lame...
Feminists are fat, therefore they sweat when stuffing their faces...
I feel you could have done better, given the material available.

>>685140902
Hello newfriend

>>685141092
Well I just checked 4chan. Here is what they say about their demographics...

Age: 18-34
Gender: ~70% male, ~30% female
Location: United States (47%), United Kingdom (8%), Canada (6%), Australia (5%), Germany (4%), France (2%), Sweden (2%), Netherlands (2%), Poland (1.5%), Brazil (1.5%)
Interests: Japanese culture, anime, manga, video games, comics, technology, music, movies
Education: Majority attended or currently enrolled in college

>>685140902
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>685139385
Hey Jenny, I didn't know you browsed 4chan.

>>685141536
how do you know my name

>>685141473
YOU GOT ALEXA PREMIUM?????!!

>>685141473

>>Interests: Japanese culture, anime, manga, video games, comics, technology, music, movies

>No furry
>No loli
>No traps

Fuck off

>>685141536
RICHIE???

>>685137134
And you still haven't told anyone, faggot

>>685140902
10/10 m8. You got so many newfags with this

>>685137134
Gonna need timestamp and tits, otherwise you can gtfo.

>>685141595
Because I know you. Now pls show tits or calmly gtfo. I already saw them in person, but those are the rules.

>>685141682
Tell me the joke. Didn't get it. Want to learn fast.

>>685141536
>>685141632
and so the two lovers met on 4chan when the girl was talking about her sex story they had during highschool

>>685141613
What are you talking about?

>>685141764
Obviously you cannot be a newfag

>>685141607
No...

>>685137670
Tits or gtfo

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>>685141755
k, just cause you acutally were sweet to me in real life.

>>685142133
oh shit nigguh

>>685141755
>>685142133
Shit b8 m8

>>685142133
Timestamp...

>>685142133
Beautiful. Lucky Richie...

>>685142314
This.

>>685142133
looks like tits or gtfo actually works. or the guy just was lucky enough to guess her name - Jenny ain't the rarest name in the world

>>685142314
richie didn't timestamp himself proving it was really him. it could just be some faggot who guessed correctly that my name would be jenny. so i see no need, and also: i just don't give a fuck about your rules.

>>685142133
Timestamp

>>685141473
18-34 really? I started at 14 I thought many did

>>685142602
you know what happens never piss anonymous off

>>685142602
Another pic of those titties tho?

>>685142602
You stated you're shy, if so you wouldn't show your tits to a bunch of faggots. Nice b8 m8.

>>685142531
It's not about whether it works. It's the rule, I personally preferred the ones who didn't show tits because no one responded with anything besides tits or gtfo and the attention whores would get so pissed off. Attention whores have all the power now, fake or not, because people are too desperate. You don't give an attention whore attention until she at least proves she's female with tits and timestamp.

>>685142962
old 4chan is best 4chan

>>685142752
timestamp your face, fagott.

what more could you want? i showed the fucking internet my tits. they're not yet on the net, so they're really mine. making rules without beeing capable of sanctioning breaking those rules is so kindergarten.

sagebrush

>>685142602
So... you would post your tits without a timestamp...
But not with a timestamp...
Cos' fuck my rules? I got that bit right?
The actual fuck?
I don't give a shit if it was really Richie, or if he even exists...
Timestamp with tits. Not my rules

>>685142133
You're the best Jenny, I still think about you.

>>685142962
sad life nowadays *i kinda still find it weird how some girls actually posts tits, i mean yeah you dont have face but still the thought of some 40 yr old fat guy fapping to them in his basement...*

>>685142897
No... shy people can do stupid shit just as easily as... not shy people?
The fuck is the opposite of shy?

>>685142897
She was shy before, no? People do change.

>>685143381
Outgoing? Extrovert?

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this is now a dick thread

>>685143111
Timestamped tits or gtfo. Now play nice or the sharpie comes next.

>>685143493
Outgoing, thank you.

Bullshit maybe on 4chan but no way on /b/

>>685143564
Sad dick is sad.

>>685143646
I fucking agree, mate.
No idea who you are talking to, though.

>>685143564
Did you colour in your dick?
Or is it just bruised to fuck?

>>685142531
There's no timestamp faggot. Literally nothing has been accomplished here.

So... is the story over?

>>685144106
what do you need timestamp for

>>685144191
>>685140600
yes

>>685144269
Oh, I missed that.

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>>685142314
>>685142752

again.... timestamp >>685142602
or gtfo

Have you heard of our lord and savior moot
please come to our thread
>>685136722

Tits or gtfo

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>>685145039

>>685138867
It's not.

>>685145406
fine then no free wifi for you

>>685145581
School wifi is more than enough. They don't even block porn websites, yohoo!

>>685145692
at the temples we can do almost anything we want

>>685145952
Do you have cookies?

>>685146147
we can get em
just support chanism

>>685146607
Aight I am coming