Nothing wrong with fucking a prostitute.

There is a LOT wrong with dating one and holy fuck don't ever get married to anyone, let alone a hooker. Jesus.

Give me another 3 years.

Married one. Didn't know she had been a prostitute until well into our relationship. I won't lie it was kind of hard processing that but I did.

>>685124261
If she was clean and didn't do it anymore for 5+ years AND did something productive with her live in that time ... possibly yes, if she was great both in looks and otherwise personality.

>>685124261
>Why/why not?

No. Imagine the fourth time she puts you off for sex because of a headache or tired or just wants to watch TV. You KNOW she sucked ANYONE for $50, but not you now because she is "tired". You supply her with a warm comfortable living and she would rather "rest" then satisfy you.

>>685124261
Nope. That's like buying an old rental car. You have no idea the kind of abuse it's seen at the hands of the many people that have driven it, or what kind of underlying problems it has that are just waiting to come out.

I'm ok with buying a used car, but only if it's low mileage, has a clean title, a documented service history, and only had one or two previous owners.

>>685124261
i am already married with one, i didnt know when we met, but i knew when are getting married.
No drama in sex life, she understands male psychology very well, and she earns shit load of money.

plus best sex is paid sex...

>>685126865
Nobody wants to take their work home.

I went out with this really hot chick from hs. She had a lot cut marks and tattoos and she told me she sees "like a million nipples a day" never asked her what she did but we smoked a few blunts it was nice.

Just hit her up today

>>685127052
>plus best sex is paid sex
You pay your wife for sex? What a fucking cuck you are.

>>685124261
I would 'date' a prostitute if that meant I got a bulk rate discount. Wouldn't marry one though.

>>685127236
>she told me she sees "like a million nipples a day"
Probably just does piercings and/or tattoos

Life lesson 2: Never marry a whore

>>685124261
considering becoming one
times are hard and I need to afford plastic surgery

>>685126865
> how dare she not wanting to work at home
I bet you're always available and happy to fix the roof and other shit at home, after you've come home from your job as a construction worker.

That being said, I can see why some people would've a problem with that.

>>685127462
I jump to conclusions

ur a cuck if u do, im not a cuck and i will never lower myself to be that, I am a human bean, so NO NEVER. its dirty! hookers are for sex, not for love. learn life idiots. ur whats wrong with this world. die or learn life.

>>685127052
>plus best sex is paid sex

Wait, you faggot pay your own wife?
Lol.

>>685127343
who said i am paying my wife?!?
your idea of locality is a delusion my friend.
its just a job like being a nurse or lawyer.
When it is over she is a regular person.
I also hang out with lots of other prostitutes, they are really a fun bunch.

>>685127540
>need
>plastic surgery

I don't think you understand what the word "need" means

>>685127782
i sense much butt hurt in you...

>>685127841
>who said i am paying my wife?!?
You did. You said that payed sex is best sex, implying you have to pay her as well.

>>685127841

>my friend
stahp pretending to be a real person anon, get back to your revision

>>685127841
So you let other dudes cuck your wife, nice meme

>>685127052
>he earns shit load of money
>plus best sex is paid sex

What good is all that money she brings home, when she doesn't share it, and you even have to pay her more money if you want to fuck her?

>>685127841
>who said i am paying my wife?!?
You did. Unless you're implying that she gives the good paid sex to others and gives you the shitty free sex?

>>685128074
its just you jumping to conclusions.
and probably jelly.

>>685127052
kek. what a cuck

Story time.

I was 22 or 23 years old, started going on plenty of fish, found a 9/10 brunette with lots of tattoos. Instantly in love. I message her and she actually responds.

We chat for a few days, I'm trying to be slick and charming to not screw this up, we eventually exchange numbers.

I think it's too good to be true, but continue to speak to her anyway. She tells me a big elaborate story about working 2 weeks on, 1 week off at one of the job sites here as a safety inspector. On her 1 week off she flies home to spend time with her family, her family owns a butcher shop so she works there on her time off to help her family. Says she loves going for drinks and black light bowling.

The guys at work are talking about escorts, never had one before so I'm curious. They show me backpage, in the list of posts for that current day I find the tattooed love of my life advertising her almost naked body for cash.

I'm heart broken kek.

Continue?

>>685128190
>and probably jelly.
Yelly over a prostitute wife that always has the danger of bringing home infections from work and that you have to pay for sex, while my gf gives out 4 free?

Lol. Keep dreaming cuck.

>>685126263
How can you live knowing that she had over 100 strangers dick cumming in her mouth ?

>>685128190
What in the hell could there possibly be about your situation to be jealous of? I can't think of anything.

>>685128166
who said she is not sharing or I am paying her?!?

>>685127889
Well I am a vain cunt, I know it, still want a better nose, forehead, and bigger boobs because my self hate is so bad I don't even go outside anymore. Also need labiaplasty because /b/ considers me a dirty roastie and that shit is like 7 grand.

>>685128201
you jelly

>>685124261
No, because my insecurities and trust issues are already bad enough with normal people. If i would date and trust someone who´s literall job it is to fake attraction I could not deal with my head.

>>685127507
What is live lesson 1?

i have dated high class prostitutes/escort girls
stay away from them
ultimately they arent very nice people
only fucked up women do that for a living

>>685128110
i sense much butthurt in you, are you raised as a catholic?

>>685128113
go back to red dit...

ok story time:
>be me 22yrs old
>meet girl on tinder, solid 9/10
>Shes a student, poor as fuck, PT job aint paying bills for shit
>meet up regularly for mind blowing sex
>im talking "tie me up in woods and fuck me" shit
>gradually fall in love with eachother
>Still kinda denying it to myself cuz i didnt want these feels
>Carry on with the sex anyway
>begin discussing ideas of how to make money...

>>685128914
>What is live lesson 1?

NEVER FUCK CRAZY

Wat The point is buy hookers if you got extra cash while you wait for girls date. Are you stupid?

>>685128168
dont jump to conclusions...

>>685128362
protip; prostitutes are veeery regularly tested and self conscious about STDs, a random chick you picked up is much likely to be infected.

>>685128753
> labiaplasty
Hahahaahahaha, you idiot.

>>685128688
look deeper...

>>685129310
>prostitutes are veeery regularly tested and self conscious about STDs

Protip: Most STDs, including HIV do not show up until weeks or even months after infection, but can already be spread in the meantime.

You are putting yourself in BIG danger, cuck.

>>685124261
Why not eat a pigeon or a rat then?
If you like STDs that would be a great idea to marry a whore

>>685129310
In most western countries AND if you are paying a decent price this is very very accurate.

>>685128753
>Also need labiaplasty

WHY???? By the time a man gets to the point he is seeing your cootch there is NO WAY he will reject you for having large lips.

>>685129097

>At this point, still talking to and seeing some other girls, friends for a while etc etc, Keep telling myself to cut ties and make it official with Tinder Girl, just havent yet got around to it
> Anyway, We look at classified jobs on craigslist
>Do X for Y amount of money type shit
>at this point im pretty much madly in love, fairly sure she's my fucking soulmate at this point, Dont tell her this cuz still kinda in denial
>She pops question "Should i be an Escort? It makes sense, im good in bed and can make money"
>I cant stand the idea, but its not my right to dictate her life, I tell her if she wants to do it, i'll support her 100%
>Around the same time, she finds out im seeing/talking to others and we have a bit of a fight....

Protip: hookers usually/always have a past/present filled with sexual/physical/mental/substance abuse.

>>685129453
This is true with any sex, his point is prostitutes are more careful than the general population. Much more careful.

>>685129453
no it is not,
you are just talking about subject you knew little

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>>685129570
Not sure if troll or really uneducated.

>>685129534
Well last time I posted it someone said I look like a male soldier who stuffed and grenade in his underwear. haven't even bothered to shave it since because it hurt my feels

>>685129538
Like most women

>>685129492
listen do this man.
there is a difference between chicks doing it for money and professional prostitutes.

>>685129678
whats next, pointing out my spelling mistakes?

>>685129492
=> >>685129453

>>685129568

>his point is prostitutes are more careful than the general population
They have MUCH more sex than the general population as well though, and hence run a greater risk of infection.

Even the worst stacies have perhaps 1 ONS a week max. Prostitutues handle several guys a day. Unless they are very high class ones easily 5-15 guys a day.

Couple that with the fact that condoms have a 2-12 % failure rate... (cf. Google: Condom pearl index).

>>685129570
>no it is not,

Yes it is, you uneducated faggot.
>4-6 weeks (up to 3 months) after infection, most people will have enough antibodies to test positive
>12 weeks (3 months) after infection, about 98% of people will have enough antibodies to test positive
http://www.sfaf.org/hiv-info/testing/hiv-test-window-periods.html

>>685129926
No pointing out you don't understand how infections work.
You can be infectious before a positive test or any sings/symptoms faggot.

>>685129535

>Anyhoo, she starts Hookin, and makin some bank from it, seems happy as far as i can see
>we gradually get closer and closer, and i hit a really rough patch, super uncertain wether i want to be this madly in love with someone, and alongside the pain of knowing she fucks other guys for money, i start sleeping around again.
>Tinder-hooker-girlfriend but not-girlfriend obviously finds out, and we have yet another blazing fight, only this time shit gets serious.
> The next night she tells me shes about to commit suicide, and im the root cause.
> Bail from work, get over there and spend all night talking her out of it, promise her i'll commit, and i'll drop the other girls and i'll become a better man.
> Over the next week, she digs up some old shit from my computer and phone and tells me shes absolutely done with me
>Turns out that during one of her "sessions" a client pretty much brutally raped her.
>She says she never really wanted to be an escort, but she thought that since i was so supportive, i wanted her to be
>She blames me for becoming an escort and therefor for getting raped
> Mfw i watched the girl of my dreams of my FUCKING dreams tell me to never show my face again, because we both lied to eachother.
>Mfw i have no face.

>>685129774
>Well last time I posted it

Ahhh... this is 4chan... they would complain about heaven (half would claim it is too hot and others too cold)... NORMAL men consider pussy lips right up there with nipples... you get what she has got and you are happy with it. Seriously... do you judge a man look by his ball-sack? No.. you just accept it as is.

>>685130110
This was nearly a year ago, and everyday i try to figure out a way back into her life....


TL:DR Fell in love with a girl, girl became hooker, got raped, turns out neither one of us liked the idea of her hookin, and it pretty much ruined everythinhg.

>>685130001
those numbers are including unchecked illegal uncontrollable paid sex, aka whoring.

Legal brothels and or escort companies are very self aware about STDs, plus customers too. Customers are also getting tested regularly.

Long story short, legal prostitution is safer than a regular chick you pick up in a bar.

>>685129535
What a fucking cuck you are. I give my gf hell for fucking other guys before me. Kek
She knows that it will be the last time she sees me if she even thinks about cheating.

>>685128352
go on

>>685130398
definition of cuck right there

>>685127576
Because "conjugal duty" of course refers to housework.

The only way I could see myself having a relationship with someone in that business is if it was a legal/regulated market and the guys were all required to wear rubbers.

>>685130331
>Customers are also getting tested regularly.
You are full of shit. No normal brothel requires you to submit results of an STD test.

>>685130110
shes a bitch, even if you said she should do it 'or else' its her call her responsibility

>>685130661
Go to Germany or Switzerland then

>>685130034
if you think that way you can get STDs from a public toilet too. Just relax...

>>685130686
it is not mandatory, just they are smart guys doing the right stuff...

>>685130810
I'd love to move to Holland eventually so I'd probably go there, not for the specific purpose of forming a relationship with an escort though lol.

>>685130208
>Seriously... do you judge a man look by his ball-sack? No.. you just accept it as is.
No one lets women judge shit, only we are held up to an insane fucking beauty standard and then you guys are like "well she doesn't look like a model so she is trash," its inhuman treatment. We are not mythical creatures, we have hobbies comparable to yours and would like to be your friends but most me go after the most shallow good looking drug addled whores and then wonder why their relationships fall apart.

jesus, i am sounding like a feminist ;_;

>>685130110
Never listen to the "reason" a woman breaks up... She will ALWAYS make it your fault...ALWAYS

>>685130814
yeah because a toilet seat = the living environment of the human body. Where microbes do in fact live and multiply. .

My god you are stupid.

>>685130110
now thats pretty silly willy if you ask me anon
>tfw a dog is more loyal than most women

>>685130959

No one lets men judge shit, only we are held up to an insane fucking wealth standard and then you girls are like "well he isn't a millionaire so he is trash," its inhuman treatment.

>>685124462
This. If you are crazy enough to get married than try a non hooker

>>685131057
no, its you pressing on a matter you are delusional about.

>>685130001
The failure rate of condoms in almost entirely from lack of knowledge of how to use them safely. Defects are so unlikely you will never see one fucking every 20 minutes.
People using oil based lube, putting them on improperly and using cheap shitty brands. Three things you will never ever see a professional do.
A professional might service 3 guys in a day, so however do many slutty girls.
many, many girls have sex every day, a frighting 25% (in my country) didn't use barrier protection the last time the had a one night stand. Fun fact in my country 40% of people stated they only sometimes use condoms. Reference; http://www.sti.health.gov.au/internet/sti/publishing.nsf/Content/condoms-and-safe-sex Another thing a professional will never ever do.
The fact is it's safer to have sex with an upper-market prostitute than the average girl, by far. Not even close.

No, because they live in a world where dishonesty equals survival. Backstabbing is necessary. Drug use is par. Heavy drug use. You can never trust a hooker because an honest hooker doesn't exist.

>>685131272
kid go read up on it.
inanimate objects = viable living environment for microbes.
Also exchange of body fluid = transmission.
Not "hurrrr I sat on a seat."

Also while you stupid ass is at it go look up asymptomatic transmission.

>>685130738
>>685131191
>>685131023

I expected a to receive a lot more shit for this story.... thanks /b/ros

>>685131239
Not true at all, you may get that because you only chase skanks and not real down to earth girls like me. I don't give a fuck how much a man makes, I just want him to be hygienic and clean and not a close minded nazi and we're all good.

>>685127041
Perfect comparison

>>685131492
Me again. I've worked with a few ex hookers. All ended up doing something fucking abhorrent. Either theft or attempted blackmail or whatever you can think of.

>>685131527
i am married with a prostitute for years and we never ever had a STD and I feel safer with her, than a random chick I would pick up in a bar.

End of story.

That prostitutes = STD story you keep hearing is government's way of scaring public from uncontrolled/illegal prostitution.

If you are having sex, there is a risk of STD, no matter who, if you are self conscious, pro and doing checks regularly chances are getting slim.

>>685128580
you've never been to a brothel have you cunt

>>685130459
I continue talking to her like I don't know, during conversations she's always saying things like "ok I gotta go back to work I'll text you in awhile" kek

Days go by and I finally tell her I know.

She freaks out, claims she's crying and says she won't speak to me ever again and says she's sorry for lying.

Hold on a minute!

I didn't say I didn't want to talk to her I said, so we continue talking. She said she wants out of the business and wants a boyfriend so she never planned on telling me.

We continue talking for awhile and plan to meet at some point without a money exchange involved.

So gets drunk on a weekend and calls me. She has the sexiest voice I've ever heard, she had to of been doing it on purpose it was insane.

She tells me my accent makes her wet. Her and another escort are out for drinks and want me to come down and meet them. Says when we are done we can go to the condo the two of them are staying in and have some fun.

I bolt up and start showering and shaving and start having second thoughts.

I call a friend of mine who use to sell large amounts of coke, and banged escorts on the regular for advice, and explain my situation.

He tells me either she's legit and likes me, and I'm about to have the best night of my life for free.

Or

It's a set up, when I go down for drinks I will be charged by the hour for each escort I'm drinking with. When we go back to the room I'll be charged for another hour with each escort. At the end there pimp will be waiting to shake me down. So if I'm in the mood for a fight I should do some blow and be prepared to get jumped.

I tell the escort I think it's a set up and I don't want to go, she becomes infuriated with me telling me she would never do something like that and that she doesn't want to speak to me anymore if I actually think she's that kind of person.

We text here and there but she won't talk to me like she use to, I eventually break that phone and lose her number forever.

>>685128870
Fair to say

>>685132733
>you fucked up

even if its a 'set up' why not just rob you instead of actually giving you puss?

makes no sense she probably had a thing for you and wanted to make you like her so she was putting out in her way.

Not judging if the relationship would have worked or whatever but she obviously was legit from what you said.

>>685131977
>i am married with a prostitute for years and we never ever had a STD and I feel safer with her, than a random chick I would pick up in a bar.

Got lucky
End of story.

Also you don't have even base line knowledge of STIs.
That is what we call it in the medical community.

>>685134422
bull fucking shit

that's what we call it when people make any sort of claim no matter how rational or believable on /b/

>>685134229
Her entire life story for the first two weeks of speaking was a lie, I wouldn't date someone like that no matter what she looked like.

I only kept interest after finding out because I thought the sex would be wild and kinky and she was hot, not because I was actually going to date her. I can't parade a girl around town that I think is hot as fuck, but at the same time know she's probably passing people in the street on a daily basis she fucked. There's no pride in that.

>>685124261
Cant turn a hoe into a housewife

>>685132733

1. DONT FUCK CRAZY
2. Don't get emotional with whores

You failed rule 2.

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>>685134659
Yes as /b/ trumps the medical community in a medical topic. .

>>685124261

Depends. STDs would be the biggest issue.

>>685130308
Where exactly in the countryside and in what fucking circles does this happen and seem natural? Maybe i am having a different understanding of love, maybe i am too conservative and old school, but at what point do you still consider love when she suggests "maybe i should be a hooker" and you think "well maybe you should do it while i fuck around with other women", only to have all of this blow over in the end and both reach the consensus that "hey, maybe it wasn't the brightest idea you suck dick for money, which led to you eventually getting raped". Also how the hell does rape even work for a hooker? Not getting payed at the end?

>>685134422
it has nothing to do with luck.
it is about being pro and knowing what you are doing...

>>685135639
She exchanges body fluid with way more guys (random ones) then a normal girl.
Also her getting tested is after the fact of her catching something.
Doesn't prevent it ya know.


Nigga you gotts luck.

>>685135984
you really raised a catholic don't you?

>>685136142
Religion is irrelevant
We are talking simple biology and the odds.


The more time I play with dynamite the greater the odds I'll get blown the fuck up.

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They all carry a shit load of emotional luggage. I would date but a decent relations ship with a shipwreck will ruin your mental state.

>>685127767
>I'm a human bean
>Human bean
>Bean

http://exbunny.net/watch/233083-industrious-whore-from-russia-with-glasses.htm

>>685135426
hahaha we lived in a pretty big city dude, UK mind you. Im more than aware the logic behind it was twisted to fuckery, i wont defend that. and its only BECAUSE i still considered love after all the dick sucking and lying that i knew it WAS love, get me?

Also rape happens when you havent agreed to something and the client uses brute force to exceed those boundaries... Anal, physical abuse etc