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Anyone from Oslo? Bored semi-stoner here, recently moved
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Anyone from Oslo?
Bored semi-stoner here, recently moved
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Du høres kjedelig ut.
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>>685123659
Han bor i Oslo. Så klart han er kjedelig.
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Fusja meg..
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Oslo folk
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>>685123804
Har ikke noe med det å gjøre. Har noe med at han fremstår som en liten dritt unge. Selv-erklært "semi stoner". Klarer ikke ha det gøy uten narkotiske stoffer. Høres ut som en innvandrer uansett. Åpner en dialog ment for norske på engelsk.
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I mean, I recently moved here from another country.
I'm not Norwegian.
I'm boring now because I'm bored, I can't believe this city is so fucked up.
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Dere som sier oslo er kjedelig, hvor kommer dere fra?
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>>685124153
then stop being an autistic little stoner cunt and get out
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>>685124088
Shit, you people are so fucking judgmental, take it down a notch.
Not everyone who sometimes lights up a joint is a druggie.
I'm not an immigrant, I'm here for 6 months to finish a diving course. I'm from New Zealand.
I've really had a horrible time here so far and really, everyone acts like you in real life too. Everyone acts like they're better than you, no one does anything fun here, you just sit home and whine about the immigration.
Fucking grow up
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>>685123282
Tiimo is that you?
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>>685124302
Do you even know what autism is? Or does it just sound like a cool insult because you read it on /b/?
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>>685124412
>boohoo i went to another country and they are not like me
gj idiot
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>>685124468
Yes absolutely
I am Tiimo
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>>685123804
Hahah, hva er det som gjør at han er kjedelig fordi han kommer fra Oslo?
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>>685123282
Serbian right?
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Skriv fackings norsk i en thread om oslo da, jævla nørds
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>>685124153
If you don't like it why don't you take your worthless shit with you and leave? This isn't Sweden.

Sa jo at han var innvandrer. Jeg kan lukte curry lukta her ifra.
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>>685124613
Tard, les tråden da, faen altså.
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>>685124521
I've been to more countries you can name. I've had it better in Mozambique than here in the '1st world'.
And you just contribute to that shenanigans.

Fuck it, arguing with you norwegians is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter what move I make, you'll knock all the pieces off and shit on the board.
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>>685124574
New Zealand
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>>685124724
introducing yourself as a "semi stoner" is fucking autistic, like it's a part of your identity? idont have an issue with weed in general.
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>>685124724
Yes finding good people here is hard, Norwegians are known for being passive aggressive cunts.
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>>685124153
Yeah Oslo is the shithole of Norway. You should try tomove to another town my kiwi friend.
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>>685123282
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Jante
Most of scandinavia inadvertently follow these laws because of lack of vitamin D and other shit.
If you're looking for friends here go to a bar or to a park/beach when it's sunny, probably a few stoners in the park if you look for it.
You can also check out "hausmania/blitz" in the evening if you got some punk blood in you.
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>>685124849
He obviously said that as a indication that if any other that likes smoking in there spare time could hit him up to go together to the park and smoke a joint and talk about how fucked Norwegians are. . .
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>>685124666
You know why Norway is an absolute shithole? Let papa Bob tell you how the world really works and pop that fucking bubble of delusion you live in.

There was once an old, successful Estonian businessman who wanted to get English grass for his garden. He went all the way to England to get the perfect seeds and education on how to manage his yard. The salesman didn't trick him, gave him the most expensive seeds and a proper knowledge of the hobby.

A couple of months of trying, the Estonian businessman realized that his grass looks nothing like the real English grass. Enraged, he went to England on a first note to confront the salesman who gave him the seeds. After showing the salesman the pictures and complaining about how he got scammed, the salesman calmly replied: "Sir, it took the English four hundred years of cultivation, nurturing and care to get grass that looks like that, how did you expect to shorten that process to a few months?"

Same with norway. Norwegians were plague infested potato barbarians up to 50 years ago, then they found oil. Now you expect to have a country with a culture and history? Doesn't work like that. You're a cage of monkeys in which someone threw large sums of money.
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>>685125221
blitz wtf,, no don't go there
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>>685125450
why not?
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>>685124849
Only did that to let people know I'm okay with their choices, when apperantly people aren't okay with mine
You know, some of us are decent, some of us cunts...
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>>685125546
GTFO commie fuck cunt
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>>685125440
Norway's got lots of culture, seeing you don't know this, just proves you're an outcast
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>>685125440
Well now I get why you don't find "Nice" people, you are a fucking prick..
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>>685123282
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>>685125440
Let me tell YOU a story, last time someone fucked with the Germanic people we gassed 6 trillion jews along with some other mentally retarded faggots like yourself. Try it again faggot. This is our land and we do what we want here.
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>>685125798
That would suck so bad. also why the hell do we still got Finmark? Give it tot the russians or some other countrys that wants the shithole.
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>>685125807
stfu cunt, why do you stoop down to that cringy level. you're just as autistic as him
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>>685125675
Shut the fuck up you spastic little shit cunt, go make your dad pay for your fucking mom to come home or some shit
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>>685126063
oooooo, I found the Jew.
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>>685125679
No, no you fucking do not have culture, get out of your fucking fantasy world
What culture? I have seen no manners here. Do you see how your fucking teenagers behave?
Have you seen a person being polite in norway while eating? Ever seen anyone put a hand over their mouth if they sneeze/yawn/cough?
How do you refer to other people?
>DU
No other word than 'you'
How do you say don't worry in Norwegian?
>Det går bra
It goes ok? Your language has around 40.000 words. The English have over 1.200.000
You're a young nation with nothing but money.
I went through your schooling system, your teachers are ridiculously under educated.
Your highschoolers spend this time of the year as if there is anarchy. They behave like dogs let off leashes for the first time in their lives.
In every other country except maybe for Sweden and Denmark the streeta of cities arw ghost towns because everyone is studying, not drinking since 9am.

Tl;dr, you have no culture. You havent seen what culture is.
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>>685126063
Kom deg ut Shalom Adelstein
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>>685126203
I am not a soscilasic littel cunt like you so I can pay for myself and not be a nigger cock sucking bitch cunt like you.
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>>685125746
I'm a prick for responding to that cunt? Even read what he wrote?
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>>685126356
Lol I'm not a socialist at all, I just have decency
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>>685126356
I can pay for my self just fine, what i dont like is that you suck your dad to get som money to pay for your shit life.
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>>685126244
You sound like a negativ pric.
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>>685126459
Preach
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>>685125807
What?
Didn't know Norwegians and Germans are the same thing
Well, you learn a lot here every day
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>>685126702
They are the same as Russians are to Serbs.
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>>685126447
you really called out every Norwegians as plagued potato's with money so yea, you're a fucking prick.
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>>685126244
Norwegians are more polite than most of Europe. Most countries outside of scandinavia has fucking rude ugly people.
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>>685126702
Germanic people, not german, lol inbred stupid cunt
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>>685126702
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5th_SS_Panzer_Division_Wiking
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanic_peoples

Danish, Swedish, Norwegian, Austrian and Icelandic people are.
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>>685126596
Exactly, that too. You believe that Law of Jante is like a law of nature and can't be broken.
You judge people too much. You never give anyone a chance. I'm defending my stance here, I'm only a prick because I'm right.
If I were completely wrong, you would've told me to fuck myself with a pinecone and ignore afterwards, no?
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>>685127030
well if you haven't gotten any norwegian friends, there's obviously something wrong with YOU, lol should maybe change your act and put everyone under one comb and look yourself in the mirror cunt. you're probably really shitty
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>>685126888
So what you were saying was:
>I'm norwegian
>jews wanted to fuck with Germany
>germany killed jews
>germans are germanic
>I'm norwegian
>norway is germanic
>Im germanic
>Therefore I killed 6 million jews and you should be afraid of me

Pure logic

>>685126826
How can you even fucking say that? I wrote you a wall of text of why that is not the case and even gave you examples from experience.
All you said is: "uhm it's not like that it's the opposite"

Oscar Wilde said: "One's intellect is best exposed during an argument"
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>>685127285
I do have a few norwegian friends, none of them being from Oslo.
Quite frankly, I'm don't care where a perso n is from, I still judge people on individual basis, unless I find a pattern
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>>685127375
Do you even know what germanic people are ???
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germanic_peoples

And what I said was from my experience, but I'm not gonna come with some shitty examples like you. You're obvioulsly not norwegian and don't understand the norm here in Norway, and shouldn't really say shit if you haven't lived here through some years.
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>>685127375
No, because most Norwegian men who were in combat in WW2 were in the SS. The SS executed Jews.

>I'm Norwegian
>Norwegians were mostly in the SS
>SS kills Jews
>Thus we killed Jews

More like you need a history lesson.
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>>685127375
Also you end you post with a fucking cringy quote, wow
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>>685127764
Education =/= cringe you shitty brat
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Fucking kiwis mate
http://britishexpats.com/forum/new-zealand-83/do-not-live-new-zealand-802551/
https://e2nz.org/dont-move-zealand/
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>>685127547
Who didn't you find friends whom live in Oslo
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>>685128137
I bet you're just in high school though with no education at all.
And yes, it's cringy to put a quote there like that complete's your argument perfectly.
I bet you're one of those people on the forums with 1k+++ comments.
Forum whore with your shitty arguments
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>>685128149
>generalisation

You have a royal family, shut the fuck up holy shit.
What Dungeons and Dragons fantasy land do you imagine?
They are a superior bloodline to you? Holy shit you ass-licking fucking supplicants.
And your excuse it: "But they don't really do anything."
So what are they like golden ticks now?
Organising parades and bowing to them like they're some reneissance fair Lords.
Man, fuck off
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>>685128213
Moved here less than a week ago
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>>685128350
Yeah, fine, you're absolutely right
Just stop being fucking stupid, you argue like a 17 year-old
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>>685128432
I believe you quoted the wrong post, calm down your butthurt.
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>>685128611
You too.
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>>685125440
Reality check for Norway
Hilsen, Sweden
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How do i gain norwergian citizenship? Brazilian plage here - work hard, job job desu. Looking for integration and shit, accept being a slave :D
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>>685129262
don't come, brazillians are like the russians of america, hated by everyone
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>>685128486
How do you pay for that expensive house?
Start a hobby or join a club.
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>>685129363
>Brasilians are like russians of america
>are like russians of america
>like russians of america
>russians of America

What are you trying to say there, Olav?
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>>685125798
And here we go again. The Baltic? Why the fuck would we let those slav cunts into a nordic federation? As if we don't have enough slav cunts here. KEK
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>>685129383
>how do you pay for that expensive house
8000kr/month is nothing, I have savings and I'm getting paid to do the diving course.
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>>685129262
Find good to high paying job or you will never get it
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>>685129521
russians are hated in europe
and brazillians are the same in america, detested.
trashy people like that are not wanted
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>>685129383
I have a few hobbies, sports, instruments, reading, but I wanted to know whats fun in the city
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>>685125985
>why the hell do we still got Finmark? Give it tot the russians or some other countrys that wants the shithole.
Why are you even alive?
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>>685129606
he ment, you can't just sit around and expect to get friends, just as you can't sit around and don't do shit and expect to get paid
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Ever been to Svelvik? My dad works there
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>>685129804
Oh, my misinterpretation then
I was looking for some info from the start, not people to meet.
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>>685123282

I believe you will get more serious replies on /int/ there are many norwegians there
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>>685125440
Oh shit I laughed
U dun gud op
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>>685129036
Swedish reality check.
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>>685131101
Shit I live on a private island in the north
I have never seen a black man in these areas
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party party
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>>685129363
Nah, thats no problem, there are a lot of people who hate me here too, and you will hate me till you met me senpai
>>685129694
How the hell am i supposed to do that? I dont even have a degree - geting into the university in a few months tho. And wouldnt i need to have a citizenship or something like that?
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>>685132262
>>685132698
Nice, just keep on going
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Ja takk til mer russenudes!
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>>685133591
That's a guy
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Cucks
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>>685125440
>plague infested potato barbarians
>You're a cage of monkeys in which someone threw large sums of money.

This guy knows what up
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How does it feel, to have your women getting BLACKED?
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>>685133836
Nah, he's just butthurt over being too autistic to find decent friends.
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rødruss knuller blåruss
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>>685134113
Shut up faggot, with a sense of humor like his I doubt he has problems with that
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>>685133817
>>685134107
Wrong country dipshit. This is Norway, not Sweden.
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>>685134314
Same thing
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>>685134314
Actually it's the same situation in norway as in Sweden
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>>685134388
Nope. Not at all.
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Hi. My aunt is marrying a Norwegian. We are mostly Scandinavian. My aunt and mom are more Scandinavian than I am, about half. But I am about 1/3. I do look Scandinavian since I have those Scandinavian genes. I am also French, English and High German. The Scandinavian I inherited is of the Nobility, my maternal Grandfather came from Freisland and his parents are what you would call Kaisers which is like a minor Emperor. I also have French Nobility.
The point is this, I think Scandinavian women are the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life. In fact, probably because my mom. My aunt said I should get one as a wife. Shes going to love in Norway and she offered that I could fly there with her later.
Can I get some good advice and maybe be directed to a genuine site that offers online dating for Norwegians? And I would like realistic and practical advice on how to woo a beautiful Norwegian woman. I'm 26 and Im told I'm handsome and I do have that Scandinavian look.
What are Norwegian women really like? Can you tell me?
Thank you!
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>>685134473
Says who?
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>>685134571
>>685134314
Just want to remind you all you'd be speaking German and practicing Islam if not for the U.S. of A.
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>>685134107
She is polish tho
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>>685134669
Try harder.
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>>685134923
vikings tho
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>>685134926
Look, we are depressed for what is happening to you people...many of whom are our original ancestors. Would you like the photo of your grandma shit on? We see the videos. We read the statements of your police not being able to protect the citizens. WE LOVE YOUR PEOPLE, but hate seeing the political correctness ruin, in some cases, our motherland. I'm not upset over the "light hearted" joke; I'm angry because you won't defend yourselves. You are in danger of extinction.
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>>685123282
Hoi Norge Post black metal plz :)
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>>685135068
With you bro. But still not giving up on imigration and fucking your bitches
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>>685134473
Not as bad, no. Sweden got 160k immigrants last year. Norway got 30k, and around 8-10k left or have been sent back.
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>>685135422
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>>685135392
bathory
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>>685135422
Wrong pic, shit
>>685135645
Not brown islam tho
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>>685135797
Still getting cucked
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>>685135068
Again, that's Sweden. Norway is in no way as fucked as our Swedish neighbors. We have a right wing government, and we are not part of the EU. So, we are doing fine. And we will defend ourselves, don't worry.
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>>685135971
don't let them get blacked
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>>685135926
*still cucking
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>>685135068
Scanðinavia and snownigers need russia and putin to liberete them

In my Rússlanð no nigers and no muslims :)

The muslims in russia drinking vodka and dancing with bears :) come home viking white man lets scream slava and remove kabab with serbian bros :)

Also my Face post death black atmospheric metal plz


Sergey from russia :)
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>>685136286
are you?
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>>685136609
This>>685129262 is me. Are you retarded or something? just follow the replies nigga
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>>685136742
you really think i read that whole shitty thread
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>>685136507
Fuck off out of here Sergey. We don't need your help. No BM for you.
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Noen som har bilder av jenter i fleece? Type Skogstad fleecejakke, eller noe i den duren.

>Cuz fetish
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>>685136959
Hahaha muslim túrk detcted one day whe will liberete you turks hakkapeliitat style

In 2019 world war 3 get redy túrk

Russia and Serbia will take constantinopol back

One word for you Agia sofia and kurds mother fucker


2019 will be fun we will nuke you :)
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Cucks
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>>685137797
>túrk detcted
Wrong, 100% Norwegian.
>2019 will be fun we will nuke you
Sure you will.
Enjoy poverty, you slav shit-stain.
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>>685125440

>mfw
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This is the best thing to come out of Norway since the cheese slicer, prove me wrong.
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>>685138157
Hahahahahah yes i am a slav in 2019 whan its the end for muslims and usa i will GO to norwegia with my serbian polish russian bros to kill kababs in swedan and norwegia all nigers and muslims will die borns them all also me and my serbs bros gona molested all your girls russia will tach them this feminist sluts how to suck :)
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>>685125440
Top kek
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>>685139871
Etno rus Look like this
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>>685124412
Kill yourself you ungrateful fuckboi. If you arhave had such a shit time you are probably an ugly loser who can't make friends.
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>>685140393
I'll have you know, I was a part time model back in Auckland, I was on a fish n chips commercial. It was pretty big.
Also I put my penis into the vagina of about 5 different women
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>>685125221
Don't fucking go to blitz! Thos fags are legit feminist, tryhard autists. Whatever you do. Don't hang around blitz. You will hate us even more after a night at blitz.
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>>685124939
It's not my fault they don't like me cos i'm too attractive. I think all the dudes are just jealous of me. I was a model
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>>685134107
there are a higher percentage blacks in america then immigrants in Norway.
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>>685124553
Han kommer åpenbart ikke fra oslo..
>Bored semi-stoner here, recently moved
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>>685139871
Also rus is not pepole we are more like cold heart blood barbaric slavic animals if we are going to war we dont give a fuck if you will die or live we will kill evry one of you muslims kids or weman dont care i will take al of you to the death :)


Ps if russia will lose the world war 3 so is all the world

We have nukes on america its cold dead hand :) hahahahahahah for mother russia we will die


I love my son but my son love russia more then my :)
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>>685129262
You won't.. dont come here..
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>>685134207
Har vanskligheter med å se for meg hva slags chicks som tenner på sånne glatte typer som han der..
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>>685126244
Nice bait. Nothing you said there is true. I hope you die of cancer
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Whenever I see Scandinavian threads on here, I immediately realize how fucking sad and provincial and racist many of my fellow Scandinavian people sound. I'm Danish, and it's the same when there's a Denmark thread, it's cringe af
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>>685141214

>Alkohol
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TIL DOVRE FALLER!
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>>685141552
dvs at om noen sprenger dovre så slutter norge å eksistere..?
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>>685138673
Fuck you nigger
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sophie elise nudes
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>>685141824
hahahahahahahahaha
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norwegian young people always look a bit more tacky than danish and maybe also swedish young people - especially the girls. like when i see pictures of norwegian girls it seems that a much higher portion than when i consider danish girls look like they were taken out of a reality-show like paradise hotel

i really dont give a fuck about our countries "rivalry" it's just a thing that i've noticed. anyone care to explain or who disagrees?
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>>685141824
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>>685141824
she is really ugly. like her face is really fucking bad
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>>685142172
Fuck off dane.. everything about denmark is worse than it's norwegian counterpart..
Now go be fat and lazy somewhere else.
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>>685142298
Agreed. She looks like shit.
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>>685142469
haha, answering like that just proves that i'm right. enjoy your tan prostitute bitches
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>>685142626
>implying you have a chance with norwegian girls
kill yourself
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>>685142626
Atleast they're skinny and can speak a language with fucking vowels in it.
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>>685124724
This sounds like a you problem tbh m8
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>>685141039
Why anon? My dick is 17cm long, i need to left the oco
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>>685142746
>>685142749
you guys are pathetic. you know, i don't even give a fuck about my country or danish girls, i'd happily call them a bunch of sluts, but i just happened to notice that actually they ARE a lot more attractive than your paradise hoes like sofie fishface elise
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>>685123282
How many muslim penises do you swallow per minute?
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>>685143269
Because your skin is dark and we have alot of niggers allready..
It's not like you're gonna contribute shit.
Take your niggercock and put it in some niggerchicks.. Don't stain our girls...
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>>685143294
>thinking sophie elise represent all norwegian girls
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>>685126244
implying that culture is based on how nice people are to each other.
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>>685141214
Nesten alle jenter mellom 15 og 22?
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Hey OP.
Im at höljes need weed its about 200km from oslo
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>>685143584
look how disgustingly tan they are wtf
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>>685143746
look, your own people are even admitting how fucking bad taste those disgusting jenter have
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>>685143802
congratulations, nitpicking
anyone can do that.
why dont you post a pic of yourself?
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>>685143294
>Sofie Elise is ugly, so obviously all norwegian girls are ugly.

Makes great sense dane-bro..
I've seen your main bitch Margrethe II, She's not really hot either.. Ergo, all danish women are old and wrinkley.
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>>685143887
>implying it dosen't happen all over the world as well.
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>>685143521
Hell no, i am white(bleached by massive powerfull UV radiation taken daily) and also hate niggers :3
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>>685144071
But why come here tho?
It's what all the goddigging niggers do.. they come here expecting free money, then they don't get it and they turn to crime..
Be a fucking criminal in your own 3rd world piece of shit country.
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Ireland here. I envy nordic countries.
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>>685143952
hahaha that really just goes to tell how desperate you are, when you have to use our fucking 80-year old queen to argue with me on this

>>685143998
a guy looking like that would only get pussy from 13-15 year old confused girls here
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>>685144363
Heh, yea.. it's not like there's alot of reknown female danish celebrities..
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>>685144525
>reknown

not a lot of norwegian ones either, what's your point?
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>>685143521
>>685144270
And i still virgin because i rejected a lot of niggers - they are easyer than anything. I dont want easy money, i want snow, ice, sami people, FJORDS MOTHERFUCKER, a lot of rain, rational people that dont let woman egos get puffed up, dont be known as a rude motherfucker because i am quiet or never say hi, etc. Fuck the money, who needs money when you can have yourself a valkyrie and a viking lifestyle. But yes, since norway have a lot of nigger cunts its hard to immigrate to there
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How about stop being so fucking nationalistic and be your own fucking person? jesus christ.
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>>685144753
there's not alot to go by when I'm picking out danes to compare with..
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>>685144760
Our snowfus don't really like negros tho..
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>>685144760

You sound like a 15 y.o.
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>>685144363
Danes are hot yo!
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>>685145050
What about a tall strong luso who benches 110kg and have 42cm of arm circumference eh?
>>685145070
I get that a lot, but who fucking cares right
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>>685123282

ja, det må vær jævla kjipt å vær østlæning.
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>>685124412
Im in Amsterdam with a eu passport and i get the same from the dutch volk- only whining about immigrations, first question will always be where youre from even though im blonde and speak it fluently.
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>>685134923
She's a Ukrainian who was born in Canada retard
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kor e d man får taki grønnsaker i bergen?

gikk nettop tomm for mine brune bønner!
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>>685135971
>we are doing fine
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>>685147800
>pic
explain pls
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Greetings Nrdcucks!
How goes the kebab invasion?
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>>685133687
it says "catrine" on the back which is a girls name.
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>>685124412
Agree
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any1 from stavanger?
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>>685123282
I'm from oslo motherfucker!
Let's smoke together fam!
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I would like to visit Oslo. Irelandfag here. Any of you guys recommend Oslo?
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La oss ha noen norske memes her XD
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>>685150422
No
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>>685150422
Yeee, no.
It's not really anything to see here, the nature is mediocre here, everything is fucking expensive if you're not from norway, it's freezing and the people are cold and uninviting.
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