tits or gtfo

>>685115059
Tits?

>>685115059
#notallgirls

>>685115059
Depends on the girl really. You like sucking uncircumcised dick? Or do you just enjoy the cut variety. Could be that you just enjoy some thing in your thoat that cuts off your air...

If it's that last one let me know

tits or gtfo

Good for you bud.

>>685115059
Girls think guys dislike going down on them.
I'm a guy, and I fucking love going downtown on girls. Nibble on your flaps, stick my tounge deep in your hole, flick the clit, drink up the sweet cum nectar that you eventually flood all over my face.

Then when I fuck you the vag is as tight as a 16 year old. Mmmmmmm

My godmother choked on corn and died. I wonder, because she always made innuendos, if there was 'more' to it.

>>685115334
I love all cocks. I couldn't care less if they were circumsized or not

>>685115706
And we love it just as much

>>685115164
Op here. Yes I do have tits. I'm an E Cup

>>685117878
Then why don't you do it more often???

>>685117960
Ahh explains the bj love. Bigger girls always have oral complexes...

>>685115059

> talks about giving a guy head
> posts 2 girls

kys

>>685118667
Op here.
I used to suck my ex off all the time to the point where he couldn't come anymore

op prove you ain't a fat worthless waste of spunk.

>>685118714

I'm a size 6. I just have big boobs

>>685118995
Did he return the favour and suck your cock ?

My wife loves sucking.dick. she says she loves to make me happy and see how into it I am. I also love eating pussy. Sex is 70% oral with us and I love it.

>>685119167
>Premature ejaculator confirmed.

op post your cock, I will rate it. Or let's see some a that neck fuzz, show me something brother.

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Op here. Pic is me

>>685119080
Op
He sucked my cunt actually

>>685119435
Go comb your hair you fucking Hackett cunt.

>>685119612
It's midnight here. Xox

Post your cunt till I see see if it's as nasty as your fazog.

>>685116269
I'm sorry to hear that anon

>>685119749
Ah, sombody fed you after midnight and you turned into a gremlen

who thinks that? i'm so damn sure they love to give head, i mean my dick must have a sweet taste. they always sck it like crazy

>>685119881
God that's a pathetic insult

>>685119435
You're actually cute from the limiting perspective

Stub out that little roll up, tuck it behind your ear for later like all the tramps do and show some tits.

>>685119975
Op
You wouldn't believe how many guys complain to me that no girls blow them and that their girlfriend hates it

>>685120018
>god that's a pathetic insult
^
>ditto

>>685119435
TITS

OR

G
T
F
O
.

Abide by the rules you fucking attention whore, gtfo

>>685116269
Was she deep throating the cob? How the fuck do you choke to death and die eating corn and what kind of godmother makes innuendos to her god son?

Abandon thread op is another worthless cunt

>>685120459
It's easy I know a guy that choked to death on a pickled egg, shit happens.

Must be from nz gee

>>685120745

Sure am lol

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>>685119435
you could suck my thick cock

my gf loves to suck

>>685120974
same

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would you suck my cock? r8 pls

What part nz cus most parts fucken cold

>>685121561
North north lol

>>685121372
Hmmn 7/10 trim yo hair.

>>685120142
really? i'm not a 10/10 with a 8 inch dick, but most of time when you flirt with a girl i have only to ask her, 80% of time it works

>>685119435

Tits + timestamp you dumb slut.

Ah here in Dunedin and can confirm that my gf hates it, others havnt so right now fml

>>685121372

Somewhere, OP is laughing his ass off at your immediate willingness to post a pic of your cock on a thread that 100's of people will see. Ur fukin trash m8

>>685121182
maybe we should get them both on their knees and compare them

>>685115059
gay girls make me violent

lowest form of creature

lower then pedophiles
rapists
necrophiliacs
whatever else

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>>685119049
Amy????

>>685119975
You're exactly right it's your cock, it probably tastes good or you take a shower and aren't a complete dirty nasty gunk all over the bottom tip under your foreskin having asshole, those are the ones no one wants to suck of, I love sucking cock but a clean cock, Idc if you're sweating but I do care if i can clearly tell you haven't took a shower in DAYS absolutely disgusting.

>>685123452
Hahaha no im not amy Schumer

>>685119435
Op is a Crack whore

>>685119435
>e cups
>no timestamp
Op is a neckbeard faggot whos fishing for dudes dicks to look at
0/10
Sage

>>685123862
Yes, you get my point. anons can't be asking to be their D sucked if they don't wash and clean it. if you have a forest down there no one is going to like it.
Mine is 6,5 inch Cut and a bit thick.
is it ok ?

>>685124638
Well I've sucked a cock with alot of hair on both the pelvic bone and the balls, it wasn't the best because all the hair gets in your mouth and can't ever get ig out, like a hairball lol, but yes I think your cock sounds nice is it pink? Because those are my favorite imo that will def make me suck your soul out lol

>>685125124
off course it is, wish i had a pick here but i'm at work now. add me on kik danielsg6 ;)

>>685115059
>Guys think girls dislike giving head.

I doubt you're 21, perhaps 12. Jesus by the time you're an adult if you don't enjoy pleasing your partner, giving head, you must be a cunt built for niggers or beta's, or both.

Fuck off with this cringe.

>>685115706
> virgin detected

Girls don't get tighter when you eat them out

Im a female and i hate giving head. Its kinda humiliating.

>>685127062
it's humiliating giving head but maybe you enjoys dirty words having sex ? don't lie

>>685127019
Pussy is tighter when girl is horny.

>>685127304
No its not. It relaxes and gets looser and the cervix goes back. That's why sex hurts for a chicken if she doesn't get warmed up first

>>685127062
No its not. As long as you're with a partner who respects you in and out of the bedroom, it's just fun

>>685127658

Did school get out early? WTF?

>>685117806
i think you would change your mind if you tasted some unwashed, uncut, dick rocotta.

>>685127835
You don't understand basic anatomy, do you?

>>685119435
new waifu

tits or gtfo

>>685127911
Liking all types of cocktail is different from accepting poor hygiene

Though, if you're on a multi day sex binge, a little sweaty, a little smelly is hot if you're being topped

>>685127835
But he's right, you know.
The vagina expands during arousal to accomodate a penis. Not all penises are as small as yours, so the rest of us need to arouse our partners.

>>685128485
*all types of cock

Dumb phone autocorrect

>>685128528
*she's

That's why I was dying at the dumb shit he said. I think I know how vaginas work by now lol

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I came here to see if there was tits. There are no tits. wtf is wrong with this place?

What has happened to all you faggots? It's like you all turned into normal functioning humans. It makes me sad.

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Sage this cancer
>enjoy talking to a 30 something WoW wizard kek

>>685129387

Na ah. No way. OP posted a pic.

>inb4 hurr durr it's a random non-timestamped cleavage pic.

>>685128994
>>685129387
Oh shut the fuck up and fuck off to your furry abuse and banana threads. I'm happy here

>>685129584
Op
Back image search my pic. No one but you guys have seen it. Duh

>>685129584
It's a random non-timestamped cleavage pic. This is unacceptable

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>>685129723
Stupid fucks this is probably a trap that want to see dicks
>a picture
Stupid faggets, tits and time stamp exists for a reason...fUcking shit this is restarted

>>685129775

Why the fuck would anyone back image search that cancer? Like I'm not on 6 other threads and doing other things, stupid faggot!

>>685128994
Yes, I agree. Both me and you aren't helping by replying and bumping this thread.

>sage hasn't worked in years

Fuck it.

>>685115706
Just find a 16 year old and you can skip the first step.

Op
I'm real I'm female and I'm 21. It's 2.30 am here fuck taking another pic. Lol don't believe me I don't care its only bothering you guys.

>>685129954
Lol, because dicks are so hard to see. You literally can just start a dick rate thread and they come pouring in. You're dumb af

I didn't come here for tits. I came here to talk about bjs and general sex shit

>>685130534
Op
Thank you!! I wanted to discuss blowjobs

>>685130448
Post a pic where you feel really sexy and confident. Clothed or not, idc

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>>685119435
Op looks like a shaved post malone

>>685130534
The point then is that OP didn't need to start off with

>femanon here

That shit is irrelevant. Just state what you have to say and be anon. Quit being a faggot.

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>>685130534
You are talking to a man you fucking moron.

Is that bling enough?

Even if you don't want to see tits, which is stupid in itself, you are still talking to a fucking mystery to dense fucker.

>>685130691
They're pretty great, right?

I'm lying in bed hungover with my boyfriend and this thread made me offer him one and nudge him awake, but the poor thing is so tired that he can only mutter nonsense to whatever I say lol

>>685130713
Not really wanting anyone to know who I am. My ex frequents b and I don't need that lol

>>685127835
idk
you tell us
>confirming pussies loosen up

>>685130909
Girl I love you already! You wake your man up with a big sloppy blowjob. That shit don't make you a ho it makes you a fucking Champ

>>685130767
Gender is relevant when it comes to sex stuff

>>685130801
Who cares? I'm having fun. I don't care if OP is a man as long as the thread is all right

>>685131058
What makes you think that is a girl?

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>>685115059
> Naked girls doing the sex thing

>>685131125
I will say "girl I love you" to guys.

>>685131110

>Normie detected

>nice near quads tho nigger

>>685131110
Op here. Still in fact female

>>685131058
Ha, except he might get upset about it actually. We have sex enough that it wouldn't be like "wow, a surprise blowjob! How wonderful." It'd be more like "femanon.... I don't feel good I'm trying to sleep. Give me a little bit...." which is why I'm killing time in this thread

>>685115059
My gf cums from giving me head. As soon as I blow in her mouth she has an intense orgasm. She loves sucking dick and eating cum.

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>>685129723
Thanks for joining us tonight Bill

>>685131299
In fact
>no time stamp, no tits
Your talking to your lord and savior Jesus Herald Christ, AMA.

>>685131372
Hahahaha the guy I'm sleeping with is the same. He's like "we've already fucked twice piss off"

>>685131416
>Another edition of things that never happened

>>685131474

Jesus, is it true femanons on /b/ need to post TITS with timestamp or GTFO?

Being on 4chan.

>>685131416
Fuck yes! More girls should be like me and her!!!

>>685131416
Lucky her. I've always had a hard time with orgasming, but my bf is awesome and has helped me a lot in that way.

I cum when my boyfriend does, but only during sex because that shit feels amazing. We've been monogamous for 3 years now, so I take the pill and we don't wrap it up. Holy shit, it feels amazing

>>685131589
Yes my child.
/b/ it what it is, you can always go to Reddit.

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Tits or gtfo you stupid tumblr bitch

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ITT: faggots and virgins

>>685131703
Hahaha yes timestamps are usually needed. But I give zero fucks so I'm not gonna

>>685131685

You cum when your b'f does? Ok let's make sense of this.

>Guy cums once
>You cum once
>what shitty sex you're having, and you don't even know it.

I doubt you even know what an actual orgasm is yet.

>>685131531
Swear to god. She gets off on it. When she gets horny she wants to suck cock. I think it comes from her being such a sorority slut in college. She sucked a lot of dick in her teens. It turns me on really to know that she sucked a lot of dick and liked it and still likes it.

>>685131507
Lol, the struggle

I guess it must be love because I don't care about on demand sex as much anymore and I think he's cute when he snores ha. It helps that we have a pretty strict rule about sleeping naked together, even if we had a bad day or are fighting or are super drunk

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>>685122193
Sorry don't you mean ex-girlfriend!!! Wtf!

>>685127019
they actually do you retard, or well, when they get horny

guess whoever you ate out was just soldiering through it...

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>>685131914
That is how a good relationship is done!!!

>>685127304
You even heard of a wide-on? Get out of here, kid.

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God damn it. Might as well change this website to 9gag with all of you pussies here.

>>685131876
I never said that

I just said I get off when my boyfriend does. Not that I only get off when he does

I was saying I don't cum when he does during bjs, just when he does during sex. That's talking about one very specific circumstance

>>685115059
>Guys think girls dislike giving head.
>I'm a 21 year old female and I fucking love it

Nah not really, my missus of 16 years loves it, I'll get my dick sucked whenever we have sex or if she doesn't want sex, handjobs are rare as shit though.

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>>685132140
gtfo bitch or show your tits

>>685127062
I feel sorry for your bf. He'll be fucking whores mouths constantly behind your back.

>>685132301
Nah. Maybe if my guy was awake I would, but he's not. He likes the idea of other guys jerking it to me though--kind of pointless if he's not conscious to enjoy it

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>>685131416
She posted about it on a sex forum

>>685132650
This is so accurate!!!

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>685115059
Wtf?

>dem kidz iz fagotz