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dat ass thread
im dumping, feel free to contribute
oc. anyone like?
>>685112479
nice, moar?
Good shit OP sorry I don't have anything to post
rate?
>>685112331
that ass won't be beaten, that's fucking incredible
>>685112331
WOW! What?!
Yo who is this
also, fuckin moar man
>>685112331
This ass changed my life
>>685112331
This ass is what nations go to war over!
Can we just /thread it here with OPs picture?
Literally a fucking rhetorical question faggots, that ass is INSANE
/thread
>>685112736
don't have sauce unfortunatly
>>685112331
that was a little babies ass once
>>685112797
Her ass isn't anything special in still shots, but god damn, the way she moves.
>>685112331
I feel like I've seen the light. Like I've literally climaxed in to the pearly white gates of fucking heaven and there is THIS ass.
Then I start scrolling and I'm just not really feeling like the rest of the asses compare now.
I feel fucking ruined, but still somehow happy and still horny.
I wonder if that's how chicks feel after being fucked. Hm, life sure is strange.
>>685112777
holy fuck
>>685113024
NEED more
>>685112865
You gonna hurt my fucking feelings like that?!
Man, OP, I thought we were cool. Remember that time I used to stick up to "heaven", for you?
/b/ro, man down.
>>685112980
How about this one?
>>685112331
dat booty
>>685113129
Got anything lower res? I feel a cold sore coming on after that one
>>685113173
This man knows what's fucking up. Is that not THE BEST ass and legs you've ever seen or what?!
>>685112669
my gf btw, have moar.
>>685113199
Wow! Check out the size of that pimple on her upper back!
>>685113260
post moar so we can rate better
>>685112669
Needs a better picture anon, like the shorts kind of kill the best part, where it shows how big and round it is!
It's looking great so far though man, and I'm a pig, I love staring at asses all the time. They say you can become a master of something after 10,000 hours of practice. I'm over 9,000 at this point. So you can trust me, I'm pretty super, know what I'm sayin'?
>>685113344
that chick has a smoking fuckin hot body! Is her face amazing? Got moar?
Rate mine
>>685113886
very nice
>>685113786
9/10
>>685113786
not yours out of 10! It's been posted here so many times, quit your shit!
Timestamp or gtfo if it's yours, it's literally all I ever see. It's posted so much, I close my eyes and I still see it.
>>685114195
>>685114357
Believe what you want ~
>>685112865
Even the dog is like "Holy shit, what an ass!"
gf, rate
>>685115209
more!
>>685115288
>>685115509
do you get footjobs with those pantyhose?
>>685115697
yes boy
>>685116287
Is.... this some sex dungeon where good dreams go to die?
What the fuck 3rd world basement am I looking at, is she ok? should we be worried if she's still alive?
>>685112479
Nice xbox.
>>685116287
How does a 1 knobby-knee havin', dingleberry long ass-hair havin' faggot like you, score some strange like that?
>>685116465
That was the longest 30 seconds of my life and it was amazing
Please tell me I can see her jilling off videos where she's like a real ponstar or camgirl
>>685116759
Skye Evans, camgirl
>>685112479
Why block out her face
>>685116843
my fucking hero anon, thank you
I seriously hope you have a good day, you just made mine!
>>685116545
The walls were in process of being painted, so it looks fcked
>>685116628
"doubt is your worst enemy" - some asian guy
>>685116924
GOD DAMN! She should get that mole looked at.
>>685116980
You seem cool, is she your chick? I mean that's fuckin awesome she let's you take pics and shit, mine won't even send me a tit picture or snatch
I feel deprived, you know??
So what i'm saying is, moar
>>685112479
Her tits are better than her ass
>>685117042
She's like a work of art
my ex gf
>>685117213
Her bra does double time
>>685117426
aw man, that sucks, why'd you break up with such a nice piece of ass? Moar too brah I'm hurtin too
>>685117156
gf of 4 years, she done goof'd once and is doing shit to make it up, was nothing huge tho
more for you sir
My sister
>>685114322
Foodisdelicious/10
>>685117501
She was a bitch man, ive got a nicer girl now and i have plenty more
>>685117584
4 years is a long time and you don't sound attached! That sucks /b/ro
>>685118246
Food is good for you
>>685117501
she had nice tits too
>>685117330
Razors are not expensive
>>685117426
more pics of us fucking
>>685118293
Awesome, good for you
Hitting the high road and then finding some better pussy is like the best thing ever
>>685117248
can i get a link to the video ?
>>685118426
What tits?
>>685118426
Damn not bad at all, she looks like she's got a nice body, was she a runner?
>>685118480
Damn right it is bro
>>685118519
You can see the shadow underneath her boob, it just looks like a shitty camera took a shitty picture and it got washed out
>>685118519
these ones
>>685118547
Nah she was the laziest cunt ive ever met haha
>>685118593
Wow... yeah man keep going
Your new chick know you got these pictures? What would she say if she didn't know and found it, mine would bug the fuck out and probably beat me.... she's italian lol, fucking spicy and I love it
>>685118727
That's hysterical, i'm laughing over here, I know that type of bitch
>>685118735
Yeah mine would just ask me to get rid or she'd love exactly what i was doing now and leaking them as she hates her obviously haha
>>685118296
How am I supposed to sound attached typing over the internet
>>685118833
Hahah damn right
>>685118815
Is it too late to get a refund on those pants? I mean they really don't do much to help show case what looks like an amazing piece of ass and some nice thick legs
>>685118653
Eh, a little small for me.
First gf had DDD, second had D, and current has E
Anyone?
Invading this post, I'm 20 she's 56 and down for anal should I fuck? Been wanting a cougar
>>685118855
You two sound like 2 peas in a pod, that's fuckin awesome
You got a pic of your new chick? Also let's get some face of either? Always curious you know how it is bro
>>685117443
How did a neckbeard like you snag such fine ass?
>>685119039
ah lucky you man! This girl was just a D
>>685114260
This photo always makes me diamonds.
>>685119055
Man, i'm like conflicted as fuck over this one
the quicker I glance at it, it's all like fuck yeah dick let's do this
the slower I look and gather my thoughts i'm like what is ..... going on with .... all of it
Yeah but like, more, I'd would love to plow that
>>685119051
Work of art.
Moar?
>>685119073
Yeah its pretty fucking sweet like!! And i can't show you her face but i can show you this, she always sends me these kinds of photos
>>685117443
can you release t>>685117443
hose tits?
>>685119072
huh, full body pic? this one can be either a mess or a decent piece of ass
>>685119073
Heres the face of my ex aswell bro
>>685119186
Well I don't really dig skinny chicks, so that's probably why. Never dated a girl lighter than like 160
>>685119254
you don't like the ass?
>>685119442
Yeah man! She was only like 9 or 10 stone
>>685119306
hopefully she stopped cutting but she's got nice smooth legs and that is what catches me first and then the ass, so yo, you got more? lol
>>685119400
Her tits look nice
>>685119647
She did, bad times in the past bro just scars now and i can give more of them pics yeah but none nudes as im respectful to her
>>685119414
Woww she looks like a bitch, obvious try hard picture but like she just has this nasty looking soul behind her
so got any of her pussy? let's fire the net up with her pics, i'm diggin this shit
>>685116465
I want her to become 100 ft tall,
swallow me whole,
digest me,
then shit me out of that ass.
>>685119791
She was a bitch dude haha and this is her pussy
>>685119708
Man I would pass on that shit, if you are not THAT desperate, that thing looks and probably smells like a MESS
>>685114260
I'm thinkin' Arby's
>>685119750
you're a good dood
let's see some more dat ass tho?
>>685119556
I have no idea what that means
>>685120241
Thanks man :) and here you go
>>685119855
yo even that looks angry!!
I'd totally bang her brains out though, I guess I'd stick my dick in crazy. I know she's crazy, she looks it.
What's wrong with us?
moar too
>>685120293
63kg dude
>>685119750
got any in see-through stockings?
>>685120319
amazing.
yeah I gotta buy them panties for my chick, like yesterday
>>685112413
More????????
This is like, the happiest dat ass thread I've ever seen
it's amazing in here, some quality ass. This is like, classy as fuck, you guys. You know?
>>685120390
Yeah man hahaha
>>685120423
No more pics of her dude sorry, shes my Girlfriend and im respectful
>>685112565
The perfect ass
>>685119825
more of her
>>685112331
tfw no jailbait or girl asses.
>>685120421
Speak american when you're talking to me, you ignorant bastard!
just kidding, she's 138 lbs in murica
>>685120571
dude fuck off with that shit, you wanna trade 1 for 1?
>>685120636
Oh shit sorry man im from the UK and i don't know american weights and shit like that
>>685120688
Nope. Sorry man
>>685120738
You should be sorry, how dare you! next month, July 4th, we'll show YOU just how sorry you should be. We're gonna start by blowing up fireworks in the skys over our land and get very rowdy that we're not a part of your country. We've been planning this for many years!
I'm just fucking with you obviously, I'm high as fuck. This is a good thread
>>685117248
?????????
Full???? I need!
>>685121024
Yeah man, just hit a bong myself! Its a sweet threat
>>685120896
less clothes ?
>>685121116
Weed and asses: its the only reason I live
>>685121232
Yeah man the two best things about being alive
>>685121232
Amen to that!
I want to shake the hand of the man who invented yoga pants AND sold the idea that it was OK for chicks to wear it
I literally want to buy him a beer and drink with him
>>685121346
Cheers boys
prize hind
My ex after buttfuck
Got to go guys, was sweet hanging out, have one more pic of my ex
>>685119094
I'm a fucking pimp junior
>>685122010
Don't you love that feeling when fucking a girl for the first time, and you notice that although its not loose, that ass has been fucked and you realize she's into anal
If I bent your ex over id immediately start getting that ass ready
>>685122010
Gratz, how do you guys make them do it? In the butt, that is.
>>685122120
Daaaaaaaaamn mf pimp over here
>>685122256
Alcohol
>>685122303
Be me, athletic, decent looking enough, successful. Can score fine ass. Granted an oldfag
>>685122256
Patience, simply patience!
>>685113786
8/10 even though you have a dick
>>685122424
>>685122333
been trying for 4 years
>>685122559
Lots of spit and dont let her quit
>>685122010
An other of that fuck session.
>>685122656
got any feet pictures in those stockings?
>>685118608
that's a solid 9.5/10
>>685122692
would any kind anon give me sauce on this plz?
>>685116682
Sauce and/or moar
looking for the pale girl who sent the snapchat pictures saying "all smooth for daddy" or something like that
>>685122010
more?
>>685123705
MOAR
>>685123476
That's a dude. Faggot.
