Did you ever fuck a corpse?

>>685111248
What are your refrigerator temperatures?

what are the answers to last nights homework

>>685111248
Do you treat the white corpses any differently to the coloured corpses?

Have you ever seen someone come in to fuck a body?

>>685111248

Does it pay well?

>>685111248
How did you get the job?
I want to stick it on a cold chick too

>>685111248
did you ever finger a corpse ?

>>685111811
not OP but also work in a forensic department which has a mortuary. Depends on the position in the facility but generally no lol

>>685111576
no but we do treat them differently based on gender (meaning the hips and breast not the sexual stuff)

>>685111248
Are you going to answer any questions?

>>685111248
Do you ever invite your friends around for a cold one?

>>685111818
yah...

>>685111248
can you post any nude pics?

no answers.. is OP dead?

>>685111811
Naploeon Bonaparte enforces the Continental system on Europe. This year is his highest point.
>>685111812
His invasion of Russia goes well at first; but due to a lack of proper logistical planning and a poor understanding of Russian weather and politics he is forced to retreat. His Grand Army of 500,000 is reduced to tens of thousands. Not much can stop the new Anti-Bonaparte coalition from winning now
>>685111818
Napoleon is in exile after being captured. His Empire is no more

>>685112509
sorry was just on facebook

>>685111248
how often have you violated corpses?

>>685111705
there is actually a homeless guy that comes in every day and asks "can i come in just to see my wife?" all the chicks i work with think its sweet but im just like "fuck off dude, we burned her last year"

>>685112509
>>685112615
Thought he was working as a corpse in the morgue for a while there. Also I believe the proper phrasing is
>is OP kill?

Is it hard to be fucked in the ass by a floppy dead penis?

>>685111811
what this guy said
V V V V V
>>685111952

>>685112677
not often, but yah we do that

>>685111353
never full on fucked one but ive done some pretty bad shit

>>685111248
Ever take selfies with the residents?

>>685112722
>all the chicks i work with
hot one's?
Gothic vampire girls?

>>685111451
normally at 3 c

>>685112487
i cant take pics since my boss doesn't let us take phones inside

>>685113236
Haha, good one! I wonder why, eh? So do tell the story? I am sure somebody asked your boss before and I am 100% sure he had a story to tell, they all do...

>>685113109
3 girls
>1 chubby English Asian
>1 thin Australian nerd
>1 actual goth girl who smells like smoke and weed every fucking time she walks in

>>685113375
not really, they just dont let us take phones in

>>685111248
Did you see some supernatural things ?

>>685113604
if seeing a bird fly into the front door and die is supernatural then yes

>>685113514
can confirm this. Most mortuaries don't allow phones on the floor.

>>685111248
op are you a technician or more off the floor work related? FP here

>>685114292
im on floor

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>>685114598
/b/ would be empty if there were no cancer threads. Embrace the absurd and become the cancer. I assume that's what you're trying to do with this cancerous post?

>>685111248
how many dead bodies did you fuck today?

>>685115136
none

>>685115426
ever wanted to ?

have you ever had a prominent person?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnkZvdsI37o

Roll trips fuck a corpse,deal?

>>685115552
fuck yah
there was a 10/10 that came in one time that had been raped then strung, all i managed to do was grab her tits and slip a finger in

Has a body you were working on ever actually not been dead?

>>685115964
Was she still wet?

>>685111248
Do you work at a morgue?

>>685116035
never

>>685112773
no its easy just glue popsicle sticks to it

>>685111248
Ever stuck a finger in a dead girls poosii?

>>685116621
scroll up

>>685116762
i see you have, i have another question. What is the most disfigured corpse you have seen?

>>685115964
Good call not fucking the dead rape victim be v& pretty hard after that.

>>685111984
Please elaborate.

>>685117152
when doing an autopsy/autopsy report there are breasts and larger hips as opposed to men not having breasts and having smaller hips

>>685111353
thank you for not letting me down /b/.

>>685116862
guy that opened his door and some guy came at him with a chainsaw, no shit

>>685113236
/thread

>>685115964
>molested before & after death

sounds like a cannibal corpse song

>>685111248
how bad is the smell?

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This seems like a good place for this video.


If dubs someone in this thread will be dead in 24 hours.

>>685111248
pics?

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>>685113424
Pic of the goth stoner cute I love her girl faggot I love black lipstick and formaldehyde at 7:08 a.m help me cum

>>685118123
mostly covered up by the smell of disinfectant

>>685118134
One of those bodies had pretty decent tits

You know the one i meam

>>685113934
>bird for the bird god
>keks

>>685118134
the fuck? they hang you up? what about the fatties?

>>685111248
Got any pics?

Have you ever worked on a false flag?

>>685118236
fuck off

>>685113037
What have you done? I need details.

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>>685118546
Touch my dick

>>685118134
sauce? How do they keep so much bodies without freezing them? Is that some medical stock?

>>685117953
he must of looked unrecognizable.

This is making me stiff

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>>685112151

Proof

>>685118571
fingered a little girl
i wont say more

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I live in Russian ask me anything

>>685118152
>>685118362
scroll up ive said it before

>>685119525
illCRACK YOUTR FICKING SKULL IN YOU FILTHY PEDO FUCK

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>>685120794
not pedo if she's dead

>>685119525
>>685120794
>>685121027

.. What if the little girl has been dead for several years, and was at least 18 when fingered?
I find this odd!

>>685121027
>>685120794
>>685119525
just to clarify she was 12-13 or something

>>685119621
where are you when john is kill?

>>685111248
how many times have you been caught fucking a corpse

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>>685111248
UK fag here, I'll green text a story relevant to this thread

>girl I knew from Wales goes on a girls holiday to Magaluf
>girlsontour.jpeg
>one of the girls is a police woman gets talking with a local guy
>chickboner.exe
>policeslut disappears of with spainfag
>policeslut gets barebacked by spainfag for two nights in a row before the girls fly home
>week later things are not right in policesluts underpants
>goes docs for tests and gets antibiotics
>comes back a week later for test results and two police fags are with the doctor
>turns out the sti policeslut caught can only be caught from fucking corpses
>gives police fags details of spainfag
>turns out Spainfag works in a morgue
>spainfag goes to prison for fucking dead bodies

Mfw I'm told that story

>>685121866
zero

>>685121944
There are no stis for the dead. You absolute fucking knobhead.

>are you single ?
if not, how's your sex life ?
you see naked corps every day, does it make you want to see your gf naked less ?

>do you have any problem when eating meat or steak ?

>>685122279
there are no sti's but there are general diseases you can get, so dont talk shit about med fag stuff unless you are a med fag

>>685122355
it makes me want to fuck her more and in more concerning ways
and i actually eat rare steak all the time

>>685122601
next question,

what's your favourite position when having sex with your gf ?
and why ?

>>685122725
her tied up while i do her from behind among other things along the same lines because im a sadist

>>685122513
>turns out the sti policeslut caught can only be caught from fucking corpses

>turns out the sti policeslut caught

>turns out the sti

can only be caught from

sti

fucking corpses

dont talk shit about med fag stuff unless you are a med fag

med fag

>>685122890
heres something to ruin your entire argument
what if he didnt mean sti?

>>685118355
>>685118134
wooo its like riddick....

>>685123052
saying sti & not meaning sti, is that like sucking dick and not being gay?

this fuckin bread....

>>685115964
top kek

>>685112587
Well oplayed

>>685118942
Underrated

>>685123637
That word, I don't think it means what you think it means.

>>685122279

He told the story wrong

It was a mouth rash that you only get from EATING corpses

>>685121766

No

>>685123756
Cool, lets have a link to the info page for this disease then.

>>685123756
Bitch, I've been eating corpses for years and I've never gotten rashes.

BTFO

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>>685123756
How do you know what "he" was referring to so specifically? Sockposting again?

>>685112151
Underrated

>>685119525
Diamonds

>>685116139
yah

>>685124500
So assuming this is true, (which it isn't) and you finger little girl cadavers in morgues, how does it feel to (pretend to) be a form of life even lower than the guys who go round collecting turds from public restrooms to rub all over themselves afterwards? Friends much?

>>685123174
It was an infection that was sexually transmitted tho.

>>685126061
Much like yourself op. You were clearly an infection that was unfortunately transmitted to your mother one fateful night 14 sad years ago.

Did you dad get a rash around his mouth when you were conceived?