Maybe fucking keep going?

-He basically describes me but my current self has no tattoos and currently is rocking a goatee
-I say to him "Your dad sounds like a cool guy, can I meet him?"
-His face goes blank for a second then he says back "You guys definitely would like each other" then proceeds to let out a cringe laugh that made things super awkward.
-I still hadn't fully came up with the idea of him possibly being my time traveling son but the cogs were turning.
-Next day I ask him to eat lunch with my friends at our table and he agrees so he sits across from me and everybody welcomes him to the school and blah blah. This is when I started noticing all his strange little ticks and things that he does.
-For one he says "shit" and "fuck" a lot. I do the same and my parents constantly rag on me for it and when one of the girls asks him to stop cussing so much he says "Eat Shit".
-My friends and even some teachers now this to be my go to and my favorite things to say to people so when she heard him say it she looked right over at me and asked if I taught him to say that.
-Before I could reply he says "nah, my dad says it all the time so I guess I picked it up from him. sorry love"

-I laugh and say 'Now I really want to meet your dad!'
-"You guys would be like two peas in a pod."
-Later that day one of my close friends asks me if I think the new kid is weird and I said no because our school is full of weirdos.
-My friend is confused and I ask him whats wrong and he thinks for a second and says "This guy acts a lot like you, he does a lot of the same shit you do."
"I ask how" and he responds with a list of things like the fact that he constantly bounces his leg like me and loves to tap on the table with his pencil"
-This is when I started to get mad and think maybe this dude is copying me to get friends or something along those lines.

Well keep going you fag.

>>>/x/

-seeing that he had kinda dark skin with greenish eyes I decided to ask him what his nationality was expecting it to be a mix of black and white.
-"My mum is white while my da is Mexican and Native American. I get my eyes from my mum. and my skin stone is kind of a mix of the two. My sister has blue eyes and light skin so I'm kind of the black sheep."
-I'm half Mexican and currently applying to get my Native American ID as I'm Yaqui.
-This is where I begin to think that somethings up and maybe this kid is just messing with me.
-I ask him what his sisters name is and he hesitates for a second then spits out a random name that obviously wasn't her name.
-If and when I do have kids in the future I want to name them Leon and Lucina. (I like names that start with L)
-I ask him what his dads name is and again he hesitates and says "uuhhhh... Its Marcus! Marcus Alexander B
-My name starts with M middle name is Allan and my last name starts with B
-I find it weird that me and his dad share a lot of the same interests, goals, mannerisms, and even the same Initials MAB.

Has he started disappearing yet?
Be sure to raise your future son to not be a fucking moron and mess with the rules of time travel. Very dangerous, at the very least for his existence.
Hopefully I'm not making too much 4th dimensional disturbance by telling you this.

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Could be a synthetic human designed to act and look similar to you.

-At this point I'm pissed because either this dudes fucking with me or I'm a CC of his dad just younger and chubbier.
-fast forward a few days and I see him leaving school early and ask him where hes going "I have to go home something happened and I gotta go."
-As he walks down the hallway I get the idea to call out the name Leon to see if he responds to it.
-It fucking worked
-I yell out "LEON!!" and he stops right in his tracks like when you fuck up real bad in front of your parents and he froze for a solid second and then kind of did a run/jog to the office without looking back.
-Next day I ask him what his sisters name is and he doesn't respond
-I ask him " does it start with an L?"
-visibly scared he nods yes and deciding to not make him shit himself I walk away and don't talk to him for the rest of the day.

>>685091698
Only question is why would it be so bold as to make contact with him?

>>685091778
Confront him OP, do it.

>>685091778
Tell him you know he's your son from the future, and then try and hug him.

Better yet, whisper it in his ear while hugging.

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>>685092358
Could possibly involve experiments concerning how an individual would react when subjected to a synthetic clone of itself without having been pre-informed of their existence.

-About two days later I see him leaving school again and ask him if he needs a ride to which he says "no" and walks away. because I'm an idiot and still don't drive I have to wait until someone either picks me up or take the bus home.
-I decided to wait for a ride, worst fucking mistake of my life
-I'm waiting and then this maroon jeep pulls up with a slightly older woman driving it (maybe early 20's) he gets inside the car and they make a U turn and as they pass by me she FUCKING WAVES AT ME WITH THIS HUGE ASS SMILE ON HER FACE LIKE IF SHE SAW AN OLD FRIEND
-I freak the fuck out I was about to fucking loose it on the side of the road with cars driving by looking at me as my head tries to not explode.
-My dad shows up and I get in the car and being that my dad is my dad he notices me in my state of distress and asks what wrong
-FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK
- I say finals are killing me and I'm stressed and he tells me to take a nap when I get home
-He knew I was lying to him

Any proof this isn't just a story

>>685091778
Rape him
Show him not to fuck with the time space continuim or some shit like that.
do it faggot.

>>685093185
This

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>>685093185
OP needs to do this. The fate of the universe depends on it.

-we pull into the driveway and before I could open the door he locks it and asks why I would lie to him in his face.
-oh fuck
-I cant tell him what I'm really sitting on because he'll think I'm crazy and probably blame it on video games or my phone and take them away because you know old people.
-I tell him that I'm getting sick and my prom is coming up so I'm worried I wont be able to go because my ticket isn't refundable.
-he buys it and gives me some Halls to feel better. (I legit am getting sick so my voice kinda helped)
-I get into my room and start thinking of shit I could to find out whether or not this kid is my fucking son or I'm just fucking crazy.

>>685093548
The fuck is that? Sand dune caves?

>>685093948
an upsidown nose.

>>685093674
OP, you need to hurry the fuck up

OP hurry I need this

-I remember the movie looper when he cuts himself and leaves a scar where his future self would see it. Wouldn't work because I cant meet the dad unless I follow him home.
-I decide to call my friend in NZ lets call her "Alice"
-I get "alice" on skype and ask her a few things about her family but I didnt tell her about my real intentions.
- I ask what her mothers name is and crap of that nature with the intention of bringing it up during conversation and see if the names match up.

>>685093948
its his fucking nose you retard i hope Op rapes you too.

>>685093674
mfw this is just an ad for Halls

>>685094384
Kek

*********sorry I'm taking so long my hands are shaking because of this shit********

>>685093185
>>685093674
do this minus the rape. next time you see him, say "dont fuck with the space time continuum" and see what his reaction is.

Why are IDs even gone?

>>685093185
this

>>685094485
Look.
Some one is getting raped tonight, if not op's son then some else is up for grabs
Are you volunteering faggot?

Long story short, you work at a zoo in the past.

Pics of the sun or it doesn't exist.

>how do you greentext

-I talk to the guy and ask him to sit at our lunch table again and just ask general questions with the intention of the answers he gives being the names I heard the day before.
-IT FUCKING WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-I ask around for the names of everybodies grandma and sure enough he answered "Audrey"
-numbers of aunts and uncles 4 on his moms and 1 on his dad
-city where they grew up (some kids at the table are foreign exchange students like Kat from Germany who asked him to stop cussing) and he said "Churchill"
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>>685094976
Just fucking step outside your room for once and you'll see it.

>>685095132
It took you almost 10 minutes to type that?

Time travel has always been possible. We've only been able to go forward so far, and I am serious. If you go fast enough, time changes.

>>685095602
hey, writing scifi stories takes time man.

>>685095830
Kek

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patiently waiting for Op not to be a faggot
....oh shit. Oh SHIT
Im an Anime character now
THE FAGGOTRY IS SPREADING
It too late for me...Im just gonna wait for op to finish before I die from comedically large nosebleeds...

>>685095752
I can't remember exactly, but I think what happens is time speeds up at higher speeds. It might be the opposite. My memory isn't what it used to be.

>>685096206
>being this autistic

-my mind went numb because either this dude is being a MASSIVE troll or he legit is my son
-Yesterday 5/17/16 I asked him if he was going to prom to which he said "yes, but I don't know who to go with."
-easy "take your sister. Nobody will know its your sister."
-He tought about it and then he said "I just might, I think it would be fun for both of us. are you going?
-"yeah I'm going but I also have no date"
-"Ive told my sister about you and she would probably like the chance to meet you."
-My heart dropped at this point
"how does your sister know about me? "
-"I told her about how similar you and my da are so she thinks its funny. I think that's why she waved at you the other day."
-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-"Well I hope you decide to take her becauyse now I actually want to meet her!' I'm sweating and my hands begin to kinda shake
-"You guys would probably get along as well because she's so much like our dad"

Bampf

A sloth could type faster than this!

>>685096566
Have you considered the possible fact that if this is all legit and that this person is your possible son.

That he's gone back to see you because you've snuffed it when he was young?

rape your daughter op

>>685096566
I can totally see this become some new winsest
>futeristic winsest

>>685096566
You need to fuck your daughter.

Do it faggot.

-my prom is on 20th.
-I might get to meet both of my future kids
-I saw him at school today but said nothing only smiled when I would pass him in the hallway.
-Tomorrow I have a class with him that's an hour and a half long what should I do? What should I ask and not make me sound like a fucking physco freak

Plan on raping your past self when you grow up. If you get raped, then he's from the future.

>>685097162
OP, fuck your future daughter. If they report it as rape, they will notice that you are both related and you will know

>>685097162
how old is your dad so you can gauge the time of when he could possibly be conceived and see if it matches up with future plans

>>685097162
Bring up stories about your dad/family or some other of your future aspirations and see if anything resonates with him

-He says his dad is still alive and married with his mom but beyond that I really know noting besides that
-"alice" is from NZ and her entire family lives there so why would he come to San Diego? Just to meet me and has random ass convos?

>>685097162
Maybe what his father does for a living?

>>685097467
he said zoo already

>>685097535
Ah. Didn't see

if this is all a lie please write some novels

>>685096291
slows at higher speeds

-my dad is 44 my mom is 50 my brother is 24 and I'm 18. if hes also 18 then that means I die in my 30s

Keep going

>>685097460
we have similar thought processes

If you really want to know just cut your dick off in front of him and if he disappears, then he was your son lmao

>>685097624
what?

>>685097624
When did you mention you are dead in the future?

>>685097162
Honestly, I've had similar situations that happened not too long ago. In my family tree I'm the last male down my branch that can carry on my name. But on top of that, All the direct blood line males look alike going 6 generations back. I get called my fathers name and grandfather. Sometimes even my Great grandfathers name. Long story short i met a guy that looked just like me, and claimed to be from around where i use to live (Louisiana) and then shit got weird. I live in Florida and this is were i met him. But i ran into him back at home and called him out and he ran. I chased. It didn't end to well.

>>685097383
lol

>>685097227
this is beautiful

>>685098074
being inbred is a bitch aint it?

First person you love, once you think about having a child with them, suddenly just fucking ditch them.

-I know his moms name "Alice" B and his dads initials MAB.
-He basically describes what I want to be in the future and how I want to look
-He refers to his father in present as if hes still alive in his time period.
-"Alice" and I have discussed kids and shit but I want none and she wants 1, but we are both open to the idea
-the name Leon is symbolic to me because Leon is Spanish for Lion and its also the mascot from my high school

>>685098269
HAHA, thats only north of I-10 bro XD

-someone mentioned what if he came back to meet me because I dissapered or something in the future

-Also IM NOT GOING TO FUCK A GIRL WHO MIGHT BE MY DAUGHTER

>>685097624
how does any of that mean you would die in your 30's, dipshit?

>>685098438
So his mom, your future wife came with you future son to the city you were living because you disappeared in the future?
You let too much info slip

>>685098585
You could still rape your son.
Thats cool in my book.

>>685098585
Why not just follow him to try see for your self instead of guessing?

>>685096970
this

>>685098299
If he is your son, then boy you rasied him stupid. Why would anyone get this close and be this loose-lipped with their personal infomation to the past version of their father? I say you lock him in a car and ask him why he lied to your face. Keep the tradition going. And if he is bullshitting, then hey, you get to keep him locked in a car as pay-back.

Cut off your dick and see if he disappears

-I have to get my masters degree in WLB so put it around 8 years ill be 26
-I move to NZ where I have to plant myself and be economically stable maybe around a year 27/8
-I meet a girl and don't have kids with her right off the bat and wait a bit to get married and maybe start my family around 5 years
-around that time ill be like 33
-this guy remembers his dad like he sees him everyday so maybe hes not dead but it may be a reason he made the jump back

>>685096970
this
>>685097816
>>685098657
>>685097752

>>685099131
kek

Is this for some book OP is writing where at some point the main character goes on 4chan and asks what to do. This entire thread is just material for OP to go through and selectivly pick out comments he likes and so on. If so, tell us when you get it published, it could be interesting.

-Like I said I don't drive and I doubt my parents are going to follow somebody home because I asked them to so following him is a no go

-no honestly I'm a normie fag. I browse memes on Instagram and ive never used 4chan this is my first time. I only know of this place because of greentexts

Well some things you could do is try to get a pic of you and him together like say that they need it for the yearbook and maybe have a couple of foreign exchange student with you when you tell him if he says no he can't be in yearbook then that may be a sign

>>685087593
its generational

>>685099734
>yet none of your texts are green

>>685100065
Yes

OP is a faggot
everyone seems to be overlooking the fact that this story seems to be based around OP getting his dream job and dream life etc.. and these things almost never fucking happen in real life

if you really do think that this kid is your future son OP go and get a mental checkup because i think you have finally fucking lost it

-I could try the picture thing if he lets me. I don't know if he will because when I pull out my phone usually to reply to "alice" he gets kind of jittery

Is there a way we can get in touch with you? This is a fucking A+ of a story man. Id love to hear more mate!

>>685100301
this

>>685099973
Another thing you could do would be to start to tell him a story about your childhood but stop and say na you probably don't care if he pushes you to keep telling then do so also make sure the store is true so that he won't catch on if you are lieing and then ask him story's about when he was younger if he tells you then listen to him to not only learn but to also try and find more clues

>>685100301
-getting my masters in WLB isn't so hard and slimming down and getting some tats isn't either moving to a new country and starting a new life yeah of course its hard but its doable

>>685100481
>getting a job
>getting your shit together
>finding a wife
>having sex
>having kids
>having some reason for them to even come back to see you before you did any of this
i don't think so buddy

>>685087593
Ladies and gentlemen, autism.

>>685100353
Rolling for this

-also working at the SDZ would be fucking awesome buuut it would be hard for me because you know ILL BE LIVING IN NEW ZEALAND

>>685100686
atleast its OC autism rather than the same fucking shit being posted over and over and over again.

Honestly, regardless of this being real or not.

You should make a book out of it and get it published, I'd read it and definitely share it.

Or make a blog dedicated to it.

Nah op according to my time theory you cant exist in a time that you dont on 'real time' you trippin balls nigga i bet you it was just your phaggot ass self fucking with yourself.

>>685100451
You should also try to ask him how his dad and mom met and ask just broad general questions about his dad but at the same time talk to him about your dad and family to don't make him feel like you are asking him a bunch of questions on purpose to try and find your answers just try to make it seem casual like you are just venting to him...remember body language speaks louder then words sometimes so watch how he listens to you talk and try to tell when he is lieing

>>685100856
it wreaks of back to the future influence imo
im >>685100301
and i still think OP is having a mental breakdown

Can't be time travel. Time travel is a lot more messy than this. Trust me.

However, what we're dealing with here is a storyline rewind. A thing was supposed to happen, but for some reason it didn't. The same conditions for the thing then appeared again, so the thing can happen.

Impossible to say what it is. If you ever get the chance to meet the dad you can try to ask for pointers, but it might have been insignificant to him so there's no guarantee he'll be able to help.

>>685100353
OP write this somewhere or make a blog! The suspense is killer

>>685101126
Sounds nothing like back to the future.

>>685101270
Ikr

>>685101159
what year are you from and whats your name?

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>>685101159
>Can't be time travel. Time travel is a lot more messy than this. Trust me.
this fucking board man.

MAKE A FUCKING BOOK OP

>>685101159
so your basically from 2036 and your name is John Titor correct?

OP, TAKE THE LEFT DOOR. IT IS ESSENTIAL YOU REMEMBER THIS. EVERYTHING DEPENDS ON THIS. YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHEN THE TIME COMES. TAKE THE LEFT DOOR.

>>685101043
>op goes back in time to fuck with himself
>past self has mental breakdown
>future OP is fucked
>they are both very smart people

>>685101057
Another tactic is you could do something out of the ordinary like tell him you are thinking about how life has no meaning and that you doubt that you will ever have a family and kids that you have even consider throwing away your hopes of becoming a zoologist and just saying fuck it...if he try's to tell you that you will have a family in the future and that you will succeed then this might be another clue...make it look like you are really opening up to him

>>685101159
>trust me

Fucking skeletons.

>>685101650
OP HE IS FUCKING LYING TAKE THE FUCKING RIGHT DOOR PLEASE LISTEN
YOU WILL DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE IF YOU DONT JUST TAKE THE RIGHT FUCKING DOOR

THEY ARE NOT YOUR REAL CHILDREN. DO NOT TRUST THEM. TAKE THE LEFT DOOR.

>>685101364
>>685101366
It's not like I've time travelled myself. However, if this was time travel, OP would've talked about things appearing and disappearing, massive headaches and brain fog. Also it hardly ever happens in places like a school because the internal sense of time of so many people would prevent folds in time.

>>685087593
>he's taller than me (5'11)
>tall man with a heavy build
Fat cuck you aren't tall.

>>685101958
so john, how is the future?

>>685101958
Please provide a reason as to why any of that were to happen, or you're just blowing hot air.

-I do get massive migraines that make me sit on my ass for a good amount of time but for the last month I haven't had a single migraine, however Ive had a persistent cough and now 1 day away from prom I seem to be coming down with the flu or something

>>685101958
>Bend over
>Spread cheeks
>Insert arm
>Pull bullshit time travel speak out of ass
>????
>Profit

>>685101879
THEY'RE HERE. OP, I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. YOU MUST REMEMBER. TAKE THE LEFT DOOR. YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.

>>685101958
-its weird that you mention shit disappearing because I take pride in my garden mainly because the taste of fresh veggies is amazing but shit like flowers being torn out some mornings is weird but I think its because of my dogs.

>>685102417
OP DONT FUCKING LISTEN IM TELLING YOU TAKE THE LEFT DOOR
WE ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU HERE JUST TAKE
THE
LEFT
DOOR

>>685087593
your plans won't come true and that's it.

/thread

>>685102584
all ways remember op in the future left means death

>>685102464
Still sounds like a storyline rewind to me. Something is going to happen, and since it was supposed to have happened already it will probably be intense this time around.

moar! this is entertaining

>>685087593
I hope your future son kicks you in the balls at prom

>>685102417
They're here, OP.. I can hear them outside. My time is up. This is my last attempt.

Don't listen to
>>685102722
>>685101879

Please. Take the left door. Godspeed.

>kid is a little taller than me (5'11)
>describes his dad as tall man
>5'11
>tall

Tall, really? Ya think?

>>685103023
plot twist OP becomes infertile and can't have kids causing the future son to fade away in an excruciatingly painful way
first his skin is ripped from his muscles and then the veins are arteries start to dissolve
then the muscle is destroyed
after that bone starts to deteriorate and crack etc
and finally after the bones have faded away the brain melts into a small puddle of goop
and he could feel the whole process

>>685103368
probably took the right door

-im on mobile because i woke up my parents with my keyboard oops

Op is it ok if i get your kik or smth so this story doesn't die. I want to know more.

-This is whats going down in my life right now but do you guys really think this is a good story? Because I'll probably have to finish it friday night or saturday morning after prom and I see what this kid is planning or doing

>>685101159
>However, what we're dealing with here is a storyline rewind. A thing was supposed to happen, but for some reason it didn't. The same conditions for the thing then appeared again, so the thing can happen.
We all saw that episode of futurama you fuckwit.

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OP is close to unravelling the Organization's plot... Yes, understood. We can't let him fail.

El. Psy. Congroo.

>>685101159
Okay Titor.

Don't die thread

>>685103765
mfw i live 10 minutes away from the zoo hes talking about

Fyi my Kik is Dinonutss. Ill try to update this thread when I can and ill try to get a pic of the punk tomorrow

DON'T DIE OP PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR KIK OR EMAIL ANYTHING

>>685102109
It's really hard to talk about why these things work the way they do, you know. Our language doesn't have the words. It's like trying to explain how the entire world economy works with 4th grade math and vocabulary.

Brains are sensitive to time irregularities. Things in one time links to things in other times.

>>685104111
Nevermind thanks op

>>685103790
Your agents are dead. Give up.

>>685104225
In this time line, perhaps. Never.

Im just wondering who the girl is. Does she have a relation to me?

>>685104311
He will take the left. It is a set point in time. There is nothing you can do.

So this is kinda weird my dad came into my room to tell me to go to sleep because he could hear my key borad or whatever and I had to unlock my door to open it but right now he walked in saw me on my phone and walked out without a single noise.

>>685102464
Dogs? Are you fucking serious? Your FLOWERS are MISSING and you don't think it was time travelers? Get a grip.

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>>685104225
N-no... Impossible... I have no choice.... I had hoped to avoid time leaping again. But this world line must be secured.

>>685104767
your delving to deep into the forbidden friend

My Rottweiler is a puppy so she likes to chew on anything and everything

>>685104767
>>685105151
after i typed this my mom walked into my room and asked me random question then left your trying to drag us down with you arent you op, its 5:30 am theres no reason she should be up

OP COME ON DONT LET THE THREAD 404

So what should I do? How do I keep it going?

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Keeping the thread alive I guess

be ready for the green goo op

>>685087593
OP if this is all real, i hope to talk to again. See you tomorrow xD

>>685101986
This

>>685106000
>See you tomorrow xD
>tomorrow xD
>xD
>XD
kill me or yourself. now.

>>685106083
Kek

>>685106083
*meeseeks voice* OHHH CAN DO!

>>685098585
kek

>>685101493
YOU NEED TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT THIS SHIT!!!!!!

>>685103168
op you mustn't leave your home without your silver cross you must trust us there's not enough time to explain.

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>>685097108
all of my this

>>685097383
this, please this for the love of god this

>>685101270
>>685100856
>>685101493
This OP.
Your story scares me. Scare other people with it, blog or book it.
Don't forget to post the rest of the meetings here.

>>685101621
Was thinking the exact same thing.

>>685098585
flash forward to op missing out on løsning his v-card telling the girl "IF ONLY YOU WERE NOT MAYBE MY DAUGHTER" your life will be hell afterwards man. you need to fuck her, doesnt matter if daughter or not

>>685108293
losing*

you have all been visited by the non-existant kiwi timelord of bullshittery

>>685108748
what do we win?