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>I reach across my girlfriend to shake his hand. "Sup."
>"Anon, Mike doesn't have a tent, so I told him he can stay in ours. You don't mind, do you baby?"
>I try to play it cool. I lean over and say, "actually, I was looking forward to us having some alone time, if you know what I mean". I try to kiss her but she turns away
>"Oh anon, you're so silly."
>Mike lights a blunt as we pull away. He takes a few hits and then passes it to my girlfriend
>I laugh and say, "Sorry Mike, but we don't do drugs."
>As I'm saying this my girlfriend takes a drag off of the blunt and inhales it
>I look at her and say, "What the fuck? When did this happen?"
>"Everybody smokes weed in college, dork." Everyone in the car laughs
>She doesn't even offer it to me. She passes it to Stacy's boyfriend (David), who is sitting in the passenger seat
>Eventually, everyone is high except me
>Stacy turns the volume up for a song I've never heard but everyone else knows the lyrics to
>After about an hour, I notice that Jenni is concealing Mike's hand between her thighs with her tie dyed skirt
>I get a lump in my throat.

>>685081342

>I sit there with butterflies in my stomach as I watch the genital region of my girlfriend’s hippie skirt slowly breathe
>It takes me a while to get over the shock of the realization that Mike is rubbing my girlfriend's pussy right next to of me
>And then again, the shock of the realization that she was allowing it to happen
>Jenni and Stacy had been talking about the people they know in common for most of the road trip, but I now notice that Jenni is struggling to focus on the conversation.
>Stacy was doing most of the talking, and Jenni just keeps saying things like, "Un huh." "Yep." "Un huh." "Yeah." "Oh, really?" "No way!", without forming any real sentences
>Just as I finally build up the nerve to confront the situation, Stacy declares, "We're here!" and pulls off of the paved road and onto a bumpy, dirt road without slowing down.
>We all bounce out of our seats and hit our heads on the ceiling of the Jeep. "Sorry!" Stacy says while laughing
>This put a stop to the finger bang, because Mike's weed is now on the floor.
>I put my hand on Jenni's shoulder and turn her towards me, forcing eye contact with her, and she knows that I know what was going on instantly. She turns away and doesn't look me in the eye again until the vehicle stops and we all get out.

faster dude

oh god. Thats terrible. Is that the end?

>>685081525

>The "camp" turns out to be a farm of about 67 acres owned by an Uncle of one of our classmates about 2 hours southwest of Boone NC. (Think of the movie Deliverance, but with hippies)
>There are over a hundred people there and a band is playing some really bad bluegrass
>Before we can talk, Stacy grabs Jenni's hand and pulls her away to go meet some people
>Jenni looks back at me with a pouty expression as she eventually gets swallowed by a sea of Patchouli
>I turn to confront Mike. I walk right up to him and push him as hard as I can
>He stumbles backwards, trips on a tree root and hits his head on the open driver's door.

nigga

>>685082225
Type faster OP.

Bumperino

The suspense is killing me

>>685082225

>David steps between us and grabs me, holding me back and some other guys came running over to help break up the fight
> This attracts the attention of about thirty people, who come over and surround the Cherokee to see what the commotion was about.
>David gets up and is immediately restrained as he approaches me. People start asking me why I pushed him.
>“He was fingering my girl during the ride up here!”
>“No I wasn’t.”(Shit eating grin)
>”I saw your hand up her skirt you fucking liar. I could see it going up and down!”
>”Anon!” “What the fuck!” I turn around and see Jenni. “That did not happen!”
>”Oh, whatever. I know what I saw.” I pushed away the hand that was holding my shoulder, turned and walked away from everyone and into the woods crying like a fagot.
>Eventually, I come to a creek. There are girls on the bank who are topless, but they aren’t very attractive
>They invite me to sit with them and then pass me a joint. I tell them that I’ve never smoked weed before and try to give it back to them
>They won’t take the joint back. They all stand up and start walking away. One of them says, “Keep it.”

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>>685082922

>I stare at the joint in my hand. I begin to wonder if maybe the reason I have lost Jenni is because I am such a boy scout
>Eventually, I say fuck it. I smoke the joint by myself, then I stand up and begin walking in the direction the chubby hippie chicks went
>As I am walking, the music grows suddenly louder
>It wasn't long before I was standing in front of a stage and listening to a much better band than was playing before
>I just stand there and start smiling for no reason, just like everybody else. I finally admit that I really like the sensation of being high.
>A guy walks up to me and grabs my hand. He draws a small X onto the palm of my left hand with a fresh mint dropper.
>I’m like, "what the fuck?" but we can't hear each other
>He licks his hand and pointed at me, so I lick my hand
>He smiles and walked away.
>Another chick standing next to me who sees what went down and screams in my ear. ”You are really brave! I could never take that much acid!”
>“That was acid?!?! I’ve never done acid before!” I grab my hair and start pulling it, freaking the fuck out.
>“Oh wow! Hahaha! Come with me!” She takes me by the hand and pulls me away from the stage.
>As we get away from the loud music and she introduces herself (Megan). “You need to talk to Bob.”
>Bob is the Uncle who owns the property. He’s tripping when I meet him. “Crazy Mike just dosed this kid with about 15 hits of acid. He’s never done it before”.
>Bob starts laughing hysterically, revealing two missing teeth. “Well, there’s no going back now boy! You’re in for a wild ride tonight son.”

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>>685083034

>I sit down on a chair next to Bob in his kitchen. Bob tells everyone within earshot to adopt me.
>A whole bunch of hippies introduce themselves to me and it quickly becomes apparent that everyone is extremely fucked up.
>I stay there with my hands glued to the table until the sun sets. I experience overwhelming visual hallucinations of extreme proportions.
>The table moves. The faces I look at melt. Hands people wave to say hello or goodbye turn into 7-9 hands attached to the same elbow.
>It’s like the entire room was filled with transparent, living gummy worms.
>Eventually, I stand up and declared that I am going to vomit and I am rapidly rushed to the restroom.
>I throw up into the toilet, clean my face and then get lost in the bathroom mirror for about half an hour.
>Eventually I leave the bathroom because people won’t stop beating on the door. I walk into the living room and sit on the couch.
>several lines of white powder are on the mirrored tray sitting on the coffee table in front of me.
>a black guy wearing overalls sitting next to me passes me a rolled up bill
>I lean forward, and sniff up an entire line into my nose
>I lean back, turn and see him smiling.
>”My man.”

such a shitty green, could tell what was going to happen from line 2

Engaging story so far

>>685083167

>Megan sees me do the line from the kitchen and walks into the living room. She grabs my hand, pulls me to my feet and makes me follow her onto the front porch.
>“I’m going to assume you’ve never taken MDMA before either, right?” I tell her no
>She asks me who I came here with. I drop the names of the people I came here with and then tell her about the finger bang in the car ride up here. Then I start crying.
>She gives me a patronizing hug. She says she knows Stacy. She takes my hand and proceeds to escort me back to my people.
>Eventually, we arrive at a campsite in a wooded area about 200 yards away from the main house. I see a bunch of familiar faces.
>I see Stacy and David and some of my friends from high school. A few friends of mine from school come up to me and give me a hug.
>Everybody is rolling on E. I tell them I am too and they laugh, because I’m supposed to be straight edge.
>Megan confirms my story and tells them about the acid. They all seem very happy to learn that I am on drugs.
>Everyone accept Stacy and David
>Megan says goodbye to everyone and leaves with her 14 matrix hands.
>I walk over to Stacy and David and sit on the ground between the log they are sitting on and the campfire behind me.
>”Stacy, where is Jenni? I really would like to talk to her.”
>”I don’t think that’s a good idea right now, anon. She’s….. busy.”
>I look at David and he looks at my tent (The tent that I never put up). I look at my tent and then back at David. He looks down at the ground.
>I get butterflies in my stomach

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If this doesn't end with the antagonist getting hit, im going to be upset

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>>685083413
go on, cuck.

>>685083413
>I jump up and run to the tent. It isn’t’ even zipped shut. I pull back the fabric and see my girlfriend in the 69 position, sucking the biggest dick I’ve ever seen in person.
>Mike’s 10 inch dick.
>I fall to my knees in disbelief. She pushes herself up with her arms and looks at me. It takes her a few seconds to recognize my face, but when she does, she laughs at me
>Mike never stops eating her pussy.
>I lunge at her and grab her by the throat. David puts me in a head lock from behind and Mike pulls my hands off of Jenni’s throat

>>685083413
go on, its a good one

That's brutal. But type faster, anon.

>>685083413
You better have joined in on the fun nigga

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Bymp

God. I cant take the stress of reading this

>>685083982

>The two of them manage to pull me out of the tent, but it requires a third and fourth man to subdue me. Apparently LSD makes people very strong
>Eventually, I wake up in a sitting position with my hands tied behind a tree. My tent is about 10 feet in front of me
>The fire has nearly gone out and everyone has left the campsite. I scream out for help and Mike tells me to shut the fuck up.
>I scream out for help again and other people in the camp tell me to shut up in a unified choir
>Mike comes over to me, puts my girlfriend’s panties in my mouth and puts grey tape over my mouth.
>He then goes back inside my tent. Eventually, I realize that no one is going to help me because I’m that crazy dude who lost his shit doing too much acid
>As the fire dies, I begin to hear the sound of a woman experiencing sexual pleasure coming from my tent.
>Then I hear whispers. Then I hear Jenni giggle.
>A few minutes later, she cuts the lantern on. The screen door to the tent is zipped shut, but the outer door is rolled up. I can see directly inside the tent.
>My girlfriend takes a mirror from Mike and does a line and then hands the mirror back to Mike, who does the same.
>My girlfriend gets on her hands and knees facing me. She looks me right in the eyes as Mike gets behind her and rams his dick in her.
>Jenni screams out in pleasure and then tries to muffle her screams in my pillow as Mike proceeds to fuck her very hard.
>I just sit there with a lump in my throat and butterflies in my stomach as I watch the love of my life fuck another man in front of me for the rest of the night. Mike never cums.
>They fuck for at least 5-6 hours and I watch all of it. They don't stop until the sun comes up.

the cliff hangers make me cringe

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>sucking the biggest dick i've ever seen.

if this is true, holy fuck my heart aches for you man

Damn, son. If only I could have had an opportunity at Jody, likeep you.

Bumper bump

And i was just about to go to bed happy

Nigga should have just left after the finger banging and his gf being a cunt.

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>>685084469
Am I the only one who realizes this is an old copypasta? Are all of you truly newfags?

Man. Call me a pussy but if it was me, at this point 3 people would be dead, including me. How did you even survive that to tell us this story?

>>685084511
Shit up i like the story

>>685084511
xd

>>685084591
Exactly

nice cuck fantasy faggot OP

>>685082225
does Jenni go to App state?

"Man. Call me a pussy but if it was me, at this point 3 people would be dead, including me. How did you even survive that to tell us this story?"
same

>>685084511

no you are not

This may be copypasta, but if based on a true story... well let's just say many people would be in lots of pain at this point.

>>685084511
LET US HAVE OUR FUN, GRANDPA!

>>685084545
because copy pasta

THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING FAKE HOLY SHIT

Type faster you fucking nigger

And OP is dead now. Teasing us.

OP PLEASE HURRY

>>685084892
lol SHIT, who's the guy next to moot, his story, and how is James a cuck?

I'M WAY TOO CURIOUS.

fuck you op

Guys, OP is cucking us just as hard as he got cucked in this story.

>>685085084
yeah, op is a fag as always

>anyone got salsa on this pasta?

>>685084169

OP here. Sorry guys, that's the end of it. Needed to take a break away from looking at this.

>>685085010
>implying we can't enjoy a good copypasta

>>685084511
Whats the rest of the story then

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>>685085348
NIGGA

Fuck....

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>>685085348
Op post the full names and any info you have on jenni and whatever his fag name is

True story -

Met this chick at a house party one night. Talked with her a good chunk of the evening, was pretty interested. Alas, she had a boyfriend. Oh well.

Ran into her again a few months later at a bar. She still had a boyfriend but it didn't seem to matter at that point. Took her home that night and did the deed.

We hung out a few more times and I invited her to a party I was throwing. She showed up... WITH her boyfriend. WTF. Found out after the fact she did it just to make him nervous/jealous.

She ended up breaking up with him and we've been together 10 years as of this month. Her ex ended up killing himself - not intentionally, per se, but he was asking for it.

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>>685084511
Dude, fuck you, I'm an old fag and either by luck, or chance, I've never seen it before.

Any one have the pasta? I wanna know how it ends.

>>685084511
>p with a bunch of people from high school and decide to go because it sounds like a week of cheap fun
Whatever, sounds fake as fuck anyway.

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>>685085348

Cock in our mouths, no deliveries tonight boys. Pack your bags

is there no ending. storys kinda lame except for the drugs.
just kick both of them in the face
> lights tent on fire

>>685085588
What would prevent her from doing that to you? You should have fucked and left her like the whore she is.

>>685086039

Trust me it's not like I didn't consider that. Can't explain it to ya bro, I just knew she wouldn't. And she hasn't.

Kill yourself cuck.

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>>685085348

Literally Mike would've been cinderblocks tied to his ankles down at the bottom of the river if he ever tried shit with my girl.

>>685086888
Trips is truth

No salsa? Anyone

bump

someone finish this story already

I hope there's blood or some action in the end ur fag

No walking the dinosaur? No spaghetti? What a disappointment, couldn't even get the most important part of the story right you faggot

>>685086968
Whoa didn't even notice kek, sweet.

>>685087139
No I think that's where it ended

>>685085348
Dont be a fag OP. Let us know what happend afterwards

>>685087037
This!

>>685086888
Trios don't lie

>Spend the rest of the day tied to tree
>Finally untied the next night as everyone is packing to go home
>Go home
>Think about what happened for the next week

>>685087364
Kys

>>685087364
I would've murked both of them... with a bat.....just sayin

>>685087364
wtf all that time to just "type" this? come on dude

>>685087702
Anticlimactic as fuck time to leave

>>685087611
>Murked
You've only ever heard that word out loud, haven't you?

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OP here, typing the ending in a seperate doc cause it's a long post. Don't let the thread die

>>685084511
Oldfag here. Never seen this one.

>>685087998
Op i swear to christ you better fucking deliver or so help me god i will smite your worthless body to hell

>>685084169
stupid as shit. Not worth reading

>>685085588
>Her ex ended up killing himself - not intentionally, per se, but he was asking for it.
nigga what?

>>685088058
It's a Mish mash of different ones it's a Mish mash of the party one where his gf gives college buddy head then walks over to him and smiles and shows him the semen and a different one I can't remember

ENDING:
>Searching internet for Mike
>Check facebook, but my gf has me blocked now
>Decide to catfish her to get access to her friends to find Mike
>Make account with hot guy's picture and add her college to profile details
>Friend request her
>She accepts
>Search her friends
>Find Mike
>Mike works at Little Caesars
>Road trip..

>>685081059
Slit your girlfriends throat.

>>685088525
Are you retards not imaginative at all?

>>685088651
agreed, kill every one.

>>685088525
That's some good fiction right there!

>>685085348
You must kill mike and shoot up everywhere then an hero its the only way

JK that wasn't the ending.

>Walk into every little Caesars in that town until I find Mike.
>He looked horrified. I said "Hey, how's it going?" to see if he wanted to apologize.
>He just responded with casual friendly banter, as if we were friends. He was nervous.
>Wait in parking lot across the street for hours.
>Several staff walk out, Mike stays late.
>Finally he walks out
>I follow his car home and he runs inside.
>I get the shot gun from the backseat and fuck up his car. Decide that's not enough
>Go to the door and knock
>Jenni answers
>She looks shocked, and Mike immediately swoops her away and gets in front of her
>I laugh and walk out
>No one ever called the cops, assuming they were too scared.
>No regrets

>>685089510
That wasnt either you faggot, the pussy cuck boy scout doesnt have the balls to do that

anticlimatic as fuck.......
i wait a lot for a great ending this is just bullshit

>>685089856
Serious up im out

>>685083413
Considering the levels of fake. Here is a diverging path.
>Full of sexual aggression and rage fueled by whatever I was on.
>I charged into the tent like a bull spotting red.
>I dismounted this asshole from what is at this point my ex and begin to animalistically fuck him.
>I have him mounted like a bitch and I assert my dominance
>He begins screaming and begging and my ex is just flipping out
>Despite his pleads I do not stop until he cums on himself
>I let him run away crying
>I then force my ex to clean off my dick before I mount her.
>At first she hesitates but it’s obviously I’m not the only one fucked up on drugs
>She is loving it
>Loving my pound her with all my hate and betrayal
>”What that fuck have you done to me?” I cry
>”Why did you bring me here?” I moan and I thrust even harder and faster in her now dripping wet cunt
>”Why not just brake up with me and go fuck that fuck!?” I pull out to leave but she takes the position and begins servicing my pulsating cock until I have the most blissful and euphoric orgasm of my life.

>>685090074
woohoo, betterending.jpg

>>685088525
i wanna go beat up mike too

>>685088525
I Had A GF once that fucked around on me then I was at sea and sent me a dear john letter. Her father was on the same ship as me and her family disowned her for doing that to me while I was at sea (she had a big Navy family). Anyway, I contacted some mutual friends that I knew and had them do some snooping and found where she was living. She didn't even tell her parents.

I sent a letter to her at his address while I was at sea talking about she couldn't handle me being gon, so I asked her about what she would do when he has to go back to work at the company he worked for in another state and was gone for a long time.

She never got the letter which I knew she wouldn't. He did. I asked her a about a year letter about it and she told me she never got it but she was only with him a few months and was kicked out. About the time the letter would have gotten there. Loved it.

>>685090286
Thanks, OP story was just so lazy it bothered me.

>>685081059
Op where's mike, i need to beat him up, please op
need to beat him and your ex girl

Fucking dump your highschool sweetheart and lay some college girls

>>685083167
>experience overwhelming visual hallucinations of extreme proportions.

This is exactly what I'd imagine a 15 year old trying to describe drugs would say.

If we're sharing stories I got a short one but true. Basically. Dating girl. Ex texts me wants to fuck around get back together. Break up with my current girlfriend. Fuck around with my ex. Catch some feels. Somehow. My new ex and old ex become friends. Lesbo fuck session and their friend is texting me details about about it and I'm just like K. They fucked with me for a really long time by intentionally fucking guys I hated and shit. Looking back on it. Dumbest most hilarious shit ever.

>>685085010
Holy shit this is the stupidest greentext I've ever read.

i know this from some where.

>>685093080
Do you know where is mike then?