Kidney stone.

>>685077506
Could've given birth to another jesus christ right there

It's the fabled hypersperm. This is how the giants of ancient myth are born. You are blessed with great power, brother. Use it wisely.

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>>685077506
You let our alpha child die. How could you?

>>685077506
Aside from tonight, when did you masturbate last?

Congratulations you are now proud parent.
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What is it?

>>685078148
Looks like a kidney stone? No idea honestly

>>685077506
you passed a stone possibly m8
i cummed blood once too, but difference was it was due to overuse of jerking off around 15 times per day and i managed to tear a vessel in my prostate kek

Ihat a kidney stone?

>>685077506
If you are serious then go to the ER and show them that. Quickly.

Its probably a piece of latex from a condom that got well... stuck but if you're a virgin its probably a kidney stone

>>685077506

Too bad you didn't bust that in a girl man, you could have been the father of the next Andre the Giant, or Shaq

That looks nothing like a kidney stone.

>>685077506
>you cum this inside some girl it eats away her womb

this is a great thread

>>685077506
take a better picture pls.

Try tasting it, you might get super powers

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>>685077506

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>>685079051
people that big have health problems

>>685078276
No it's not. When you ejaculate, you can't pee; meaning you also don't have access to your kidneys.

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>>685077506

>>685079629
well last time he took a piss he moved the stone into the shaft and then it blew out when he came

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>>685077506
If you were really worried, you'd call a hospital.

>>685079519
Yes, but isn't basketball worth it?

>>685077506

>I LITERALLY FUCKING JUST FOUND THIS GUY
>THIS GUY

Wow way to put gender roles on it already anon you scum

>>685081049
+1 upvote.

>>685079908
That's what happened to Bruce Lee's son to. Superman lived next door to the set.

>>685077506
drink more water and be happy it was a small stone

usually you know you have one for a few days at least while it scrapes to your bladder

This makes me a little uncomfortable.

this makes me hard

>>685077506
Get yourself tested for STDs.
srs

>>685078362
kek

>>685081318
How do you upvoted on here?

>>685082306
fag

>>685082306
you need a 4chan gold pass

>>685082306
newfag detected

It's part of a tape worm, was probably stuck in your urethra. They bud off bits of themselves into your waste to spread and grow more full size ones.

Go get an x-ray. Have you been losing weight recently?

>>685077506

In /b/ only.

depending on its texture or hardness, maybe like a gelatin? thats generally caused by a poor diet, sedentary lifestyle, also can be caused by arousal without release. lack of urinating after an ejaculation. possibly UTI

>>685082635
Oh fuck this shit

>>685077506
op update

>>685083784
it was taliban nerve gas

hes gone bro

>>685079908
Actually this theory is medically sound

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>>685078886
>15 times per day

>>685082306
Kek, nice b8

>>685082474
You must be a newfag for believing that

>>685078886
>15
>blew a vessel

Stop squeezing so hard

37 times in a day here, I was 14 and home alone during the summer.

>>685077506
He would make the best of children..

>>685077506
Clearly, you are descended from the mighty Nephilim.

>>685077506
OP describe th texture. Is it hard? Soft?
Take a better picture!
I also enjoy how you jizz like a piece of glass and your first reaction is to post it to us /b/tards.

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>>685083222
Witnessed

i may have broken a glass thermometer in your urethra last night OP

godspeed

2am wake up with headache
let's check fourfag
"dick ants"
top zozzle

Going back to sleep now

>>685079919

>>685086955
Dont go man.

So long, mi pequeño amigo.

>>685086955
lol u tk him 2da bar|?

>>685079519
Is that why Magic Johnson had AIDS?

>>685079919
damn I forgot how fugly 4chin looked back in the day

>>685077506
It was probably a fucking kidney stone that made its way down to your fucking pisser hole and then some thick ass sperm gave it the budge it needed to get out. Dont freak.

>>685088105
lol, no, that's because he was a gay nigger.

>>685082306
Kill me

>>685084882
is that all you did that day?

>>685077506
>hulk jizz

>>685079519
Welcome to Wilt Chamberlain

>>685089999
FUCKING CHECKED

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>>685089999
Nice quads. They have been checked

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>>685089999
n9ce one

>>685089999
KWADZ

>>685089999

>is that all you did that day?

nein

>>685089999
Quads is the best thing you can do in a day.
Win.

>>685090769
69 get

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>>685078886
>15 times, in a single day

How the fuck do people even get to this number? Has no one heard of edging?

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This is going to end up on one of those shitty YouTube videos like >TOP TEN SCARIEST 4CHAN STORIES
bullshit that newfags and people that are afraid to go on 4chan (for whatever reason, they think we are hackers or some shit)
Also I'm afraid to ask, but I really want to know what that is...

>>685091213
why be an edgy faggot when you can get the end result right away

>>685077506
u wot m8?

looks like you had a miscarriage. sorry to hear about it brosef.

>>685079175
kek