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You fags jealous of my girth? Even you niggers cant compete
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2016-05-19 05:02:42 Post No. 685076674
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:02:42 Post No. 685076674 [Report]
You fags jealous of my girth? Even you niggers cant compete
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:03:35 Post No.685076801
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:03:35 Post No.685076801 [Report]
>>685076674
That dick looks hilarious.
Time stamp it for proof.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:03:49 Post No.685076833
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:04:01 Post No.685076862
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:04:01 Post No.685076862 [Report]
Timestamp
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:04:14 Post No.685076893
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:04:14 Post No.685076893 [Report]
you had to get it surgically thickened and still only manage 6.5 inch girth?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:04:17 Post No.685076900
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:04:17 Post No.685076900 [Report]
The fat from the rest of your body had no where to go, so it ended up oddly shaping itself around your dick. Trust me. That's not girth. That's just lard.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:04:47 Post No.685076974
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:04:47 Post No.685076974 [Report]
I am so jealous that you've fucked your sex life over. No girl could fit that in and be enjoyed by it.
Good Job.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:05:38 Post No.685077097
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looks like the head never filled in
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:05:46 Post No.685077114
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:05:46 Post No.685077114 [Report]
>>685076974
>implying he was ever going to lose his virginity
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:06:21 Post No.685077202
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:06:21 Post No.685077202 [Report]
>>685076893
It's 7 5/8 inches. How are things at NASA?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:06:21 Post No.685077203
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:06:21 Post No.685077203 [Report]
Jesus christ op do you not get tired of being a faggot, stop posting your disgusting malformed dick
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:06:31 Post No.685077232
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:06:31 Post No.685077232 [Report]
>>685076974
I split bitches in half... what are you doin? They say my cock is like giving birth
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:07:01 Post No.685077293
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:07:01 Post No.685077293 [Report]
>>685076674

Nope.

What kind of woman, if any, would be able to handle that?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:07:20 Post No.685077352
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:07:20 Post No.685077352 [Report]
>>685076674
>Chad the chode
>motherfucker is jelly
>will never have a bigger dick than bruce jenner
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:07:20 Post No.685077354
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:07:20 Post No.685077354 [Report]
>>685076833
Waste of dubs
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:07:20 Post No.685077355
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>>685077203
You like?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:08:13 Post No.685077489
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:08:13 Post No.685077489 [Report]
>>685077293
Chad the chode takes on any woman that comes his way
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:08:21 Post No.685077510
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:08:21 Post No.685077510 [Report]
Im a girl and that shit looks gross. Only loose ass bitches would want that shit. Like, it looks like ya dick has fuckin cancer. Please don't brag about your deformed tumor penis thing
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:09:16 Post No.685077653
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:09:25 Post No.685077680
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:09:25 Post No.685077680 [Report]
>>685077510
You know youd suck it, no one can resist chad the chode
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:09:38 Post No.685077712
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:09:38 Post No.685077712 [Report]
>>685076674
Nice filename dumbshit.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:09:48 Post No.685077737
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:09:48 Post No.685077737 [Report]
>>685077232
>like giving birth
>they enjoy that
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:10:11 Post No.685077796
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:10:11 Post No.685077796 [Report]
>>685077355

girth > length.
bitches lose their shit getting stretched out by that, Congrats OP.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:10:22 Post No.685077825
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:10:22 Post No.685077825 [Report]
>>685077355

How long does it take for the saline to be absorbed by your body? What sort of nerve damage do you cause doing that to your dick?

I don't get why people go so far past the "I clearly shoulda stopped" point with shit like that, blows my mind.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:10:25 Post No.685077830
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:10:25 Post No.685077830 [Report]
The great pyramid?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:11:07 Post No.685077950
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>>685077680
Ha, no. Im sure theres plenty of traps and dudes who would be into it. The head is like a baby shrimp dick head
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:11:29 Post No.685078003
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:11:29 Post No.685078003 [Report]
>>685077712
>pencil dick detected
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:12:53 Post No.685078208
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:12:53 Post No.685078208 [Report]
>>685078003
Not only is that not you (because you saved that image on 4chan), but the fact that you are pretending to be someone undesireable is beyond pathetic.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:13:10 Post No.685078245
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:13:10 Post No.685078245 [Report]
>>685077950
Youre just scared of it
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:13:46 Post No.685078370
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Now that's a Seeing-eye cock if i ever saw one.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:14:10 Post No.685078427
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>>685076674
Your dick looks like a sombre noir detective.
A Penis Private Investigator.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:14:25 Post No.685078467
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>>685077653
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:14:46 Post No.685078508
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:14:46 Post No.685078508 [Report]
>>685078427
>Your dick
Except it's not his, dumbshit.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:15:54 Post No.685078656
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:15:54 Post No.685078656 [Report]
>>685077653
topkek
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:16:43 Post No.685078769
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:16:43 Post No.685078769 [Report]
>>685076674
Circumcision ruined your penis.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:16:49 Post No.685078775
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>>685076674
C H O D E
O V E R L Ö D E
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:16:56 Post No.685078788
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:16:56 Post No.685078788 [Report]
>>685078508
Don't talk to me you fucking tosser.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:17:41 Post No.685078899
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:17:41 Post No.685078899 [Report]
What are those tiny bumps on the front of your dick head
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:18:23 Post No.685078968
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:18:23 Post No.685078968 [Report]
>>685078788
I'll talk to whoever I want to talk to, bitch.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:18:24 Post No.685078971
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:18:24 Post No.685078971 [Report]
>>685077510
XD
Pure rekt!
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:19:16 Post No.685079063
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:19:16 Post No.685079063 [Report]
C H O D E
H
O
D
E
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:19:30 Post No.685079085
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:19:30 Post No.685079085 [Report]
>>685078968
except me
fucking gayboy
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:20:06 Post No.685079150
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:20:06 Post No.685079150 [Report]
>>685079085
Coming from a faggot like you, that really doesn't mean much.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:20:33 Post No.685079197
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:20:33 Post No.685079197 [Report]
>>685078508
Taking this kind of tone can erode people's confidence to contribute to a thread. Try to relax more.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:21:18 Post No.685079266
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:21:18 Post No.685079266 [Report]
>>685079150
Stop talking to me you fucking idiot
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:22:02 Post No.685079355
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:22:02 Post No.685079355 [Report]
Post some where you fuck faggot
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:23:28 Post No.685079529
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>>685076674
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:23:59 Post No.685079600
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:23:59 Post No.685079600 [Report]
>>685079266
Nope. I'm going to keep responding and there's nothing you can do about it faggot.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:27:14 Post No.685080054
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:27:14 Post No.685080054 [Report]
>>685079600
Well fuck you
that is a miserable and nasty thing to do
piece of shit
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:28:36 Post No.685080245
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:28:36 Post No.685080245 [Report]
>>685076674
synthonol
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:29:44 Post No.685080398
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:29:44 Post No.685080398 [Report]
>>685080054
Im afraid to inform you that you are suffering from a terminal case of samefaggotry
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:30:22 Post No.685080471
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:30:22 Post No.685080471 [Report]
>>685076674
You pumped it
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:30:51 Post No.685080538
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:30:51 Post No.685080538 [Report]
>>685080398
How can you tell?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:32:11 Post No.685080724
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:32:11 Post No.685080724 [Report]
>>685076674
what the fuck is wrong with the head?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:32:32 Post No.685080779
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:32:32 Post No.685080779 [Report]
>>685080538
Gold members get access to see people's chan ID
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:33:43 Post No.685080942
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:33:43 Post No.685080942 [Report]
>>685080779
How do you get gold? How much?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:33:51 Post No.685080961
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:33:51 Post No.685080961 [Report]
>>685076893
do you see where it says "0" and has a line? that's where you start measuring from. that thing is over 7.5" which will probably send any woman who isn't initially put off by the weird shape to the hospital.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:35:00 Post No.685081122
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>you will never have a normal dick like this
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:35:42 Post No.685081215
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:35:42 Post No.685081215 [Report]
Time stamp for proof
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:36:01 Post No.685081243
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:36:01 Post No.685081243 [Report]
>>685077510
yo... tits.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:36:05 Post No.685081255
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:36:05 Post No.685081255 [Report]
>>685081122
That dick is not normal, look near the base.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:37:48 Post No.685081501
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>>685081122
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:38:58 Post No.685081674
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:38:58 Post No.685081674 [Report]
>>685077355
nigga, that looks like a tumor. better get as much use out of that thing as you can, that dick is gonna be medical waste soon
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:39:01 Post No.685081685
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:39:01 Post No.685081685 [Report]
>>685081255

Lol you think it's surgically enhanced?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:40:03 Post No.685081832
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:40:03 Post No.685081832 [Report]
>>685081685
It's had part of it removed near the base.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:40:14 Post No.685081853
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:40:14 Post No.685081853 [Report]
that is the most busted looking dick in the world, like seriously
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:40:15 Post No.685081855
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:40:15 Post No.685081855 [Report]
>>685081122
>normal dick
>circumcised
kek
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:41:00 Post No.685081968
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:41:00 Post No.685081968 [Report]
>>685081855
What's so funny?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:41:15 Post No.685082013
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>>685081255
>mfw I see it
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:43:49 Post No.685082381
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:43:49 Post No.685082381 [Report]
>>685081832
Or his right finger stretched the skin
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:44:01 Post No.685082412
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:44:01 Post No.685082412 [Report]
>>685081832

"Doc I need you to remove part of my Dick please"

Said no one ever. Plus there is 0 scarring
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:44:45 Post No.685082512
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:44:45 Post No.685082512 [Report]
>>685077712
>>685077712

underrated post
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:45:28 Post No.685082610
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:45:28 Post No.685082610 [Report]
>>685082412
Then why is part of it legit missing?
Are you evil/stupid? Whitch?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:46:03 Post No.685082715
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>>685082412
implying there arent entire fetish groups centered around genital mutilation/removal
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:47:20 Post No.685082874
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:47:20 Post No.685082874 [Report]
>>685082610

See >>685082381

Plausible explanations: Stretching the skin? Or dick removal surgery?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:48:04 Post No.685082960
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:48:04 Post No.685082960 [Report]
>>685082412
Remove my entire dick instead
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:48:09 Post No.685082968
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>>685077232
>implying giving birth is pleasurable
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:48:28 Post No.685083011
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:48:28 Post No.685083011 [Report]
>>685082874
It looks to be removed before?
I don't think that stretching it would do that.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:48:35 Post No.685083023
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>>685082960
You a tranny?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:49:00 Post No.685083064
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:49:00 Post No.685083064 [Report]
>>685082968
How would you know if you haven't given birth?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:49:14 Post No.685083098
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:49:19 Post No.685083114
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:49:19 Post No.685083114 [Report]
>>685082715

That's different than doing whatever this dude is saying (A doctor surgically removing a portion somehow, for some reason, unrelated to any mutilation fetish).
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:49:38 Post No.685083155
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:49:38 Post No.685083155 [Report]
>>685083064
Not that anon but I have. 33 female here.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:49:47 Post No.685083172
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>>685082968
>missing the point so hard
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:50:06 Post No.685083216
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>>685077355
steam whistle? u from toronto?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:50:31 Post No.685083250
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:50:31 Post No.685083250 [Report]
>>685083098
Oh... tricked again
typical of this website nowadays
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:51:13 Post No.685083325
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:51:13 Post No.685083325 [Report]
>>685083098
We've all been bamboozled, abandon thread
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:51:25 Post No.685083358
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:51:25 Post No.685083358 [Report]
>>685083023
ye, it's pretty illegal to get one's dick removed in my country
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:51:43 Post No.685083388
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:51:43 Post No.685083388 [Report]
>>685083098
>reverse image searching dicks
Nigga there are not enough floats in the parade to display how much of a faggot you are
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:51:43 Post No.685083389
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:51:43 Post No.685083389 [Report]
>>685083155
A lot for one cmputer
My mother said childbirth was painful, but not as painful as raising me to become a user of 4chan
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:52:18 Post No.685083451
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>>685081968
He's laughing at how we will never have to deal with smegma while we laugh at his banana peel penis
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:52:39 Post No.685083496
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:52:39 Post No.685083496 [Report]
>>685083388
What is wrong with being gay?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:52:55 Post No.685083521
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>>685076674
Fuck me that thing has diabetes
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:52:56 Post No.685083523
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:52:56 Post No.685083523 [Report]
>>685083358
Feel like posting that sweet bp for us tonight?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:53:17 Post No.685083562
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>>685083451
Thank you
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:53:30 Post No.685083582
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:53:30 Post No.685083582 [Report]
>>685083496
He didnt say gay he said faggot, completely different things
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:53:31 Post No.685083583
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>>685076674
Ew, tho that isn't you obviously.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:53:55 Post No.685083615
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>>685076674
I'm dying
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:54:03 Post No.685083628
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:54:03 Post No.685083628 [Report]
>>685083582
oh sorry
but why?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:54:14 Post No.685083650
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:54:14 Post No.685083650 [Report]
>>685083451
I'm sure anyone who's uncut would be focusing on the same thing if they were cut to make themselves feel better - wow, I don't have to clean my dick. How convenient.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:54:42 Post No.685083702
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:54:42 Post No.685083702 [Report]
>>685083358
>wait until you're ready for bed
>go have a good long piss so your bladder is empty.
>have one last good fap(optional)
>band your dick until circulation is cut off.
>go to bed
>wake up
>go to hospital and have dead penis removed
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:54:48 Post No.685083712
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>>685076674
What. The. Fuck. Is. That. Thing...?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:55:03 Post No.685083741
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:55:03 Post No.685083741 [Report]
>>685076674
jesus christ what the fuck is that?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:55:05 Post No.685083743
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:55:05 Post No.685083743 [Report]
>>685083650
Cutting it off also provides such a convenience. So does killing oneself.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:55:10 Post No.685083754
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:55:10 Post No.685083754 [Report]
>>685076674
That's one ugly dick you got there.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:55:14 Post No.685083763
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:55:14 Post No.685083763 [Report]
>>685083615
Dick looks just like this picture
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:55:36 Post No.685083800
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>>685076674
This is bait. I've seen this pic several times now and it even has a 4chan filename
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:55:39 Post No.685083802
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:55:39 Post No.685083802 [Report]
>>685083523
That's gay isn't it
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:55:41 Post No.685083804
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:55:41 Post No.685083804 [Report]
>>685083650
Just like how people who loose their arms dont have to wash their hands anymore
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:56:18 Post No.685083862
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:56:18 Post No.685083862 [Report]
>>685083388
Cause lurking and posting in a cock thread is so manly...
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:56:34 Post No.685083893
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:56:34 Post No.685083893 [Report]
>>685083216
OP doesn't have dick in the picture.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:56:44 Post No.685083916
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:56:44 Post No.685083916 [Report]
>>685083804
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:57:05 Post No.685083947
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:57:05 Post No.685083947 [Report]
>>685076674
>My dick is Patrick Star.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:57:06 Post No.685083949
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:57:06 Post No.685083949 [Report]
>>685083802
Nope, so do you feel like it?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:58:20 Post No.685084077
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:58:20 Post No.685084077 [Report]
>>685083743
>>685083804
I don't know, that was the point or something. I'm not sure.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:58:27 Post No.685084088
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:58:27 Post No.685084088 [Report]
>>685083650
When I look at uncut dicks I think that they look like someone forgot to take their little sisters sock off after they fucked it.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:58:30 Post No.685084093
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:58:30 Post No.685084093 [Report]
>>685083804

Right.... Completely similar. Both result in a complete loss of function and mobility and make performing simple tasks burdensome. Got it brah. Ur right.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:58:47 Post No.685084126
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:58:47 Post No.685084126 [Report]
>>685077355
Kek every time I see it.
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:58:56 Post No.685084136
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>>685081122
>normal dick
>mutilated
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:59:05 Post No.685084158
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:59:05 Post No.685084158 [Report]
>>685083949
truly 2gay4me
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:59:07 Post No.685084161
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:59:07 Post No.685084161 [Report]
>>685076674
>its afraid
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:59:51 Post No.685084243
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 05:59:51 Post No.685084243 [Report]
>>685081122
>Obviously not normal
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:00:36 Post No.685084308
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:00:36 Post No.685084308 [Report]
>>685084158
Just do it sexy
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:01:09 Post No.685084368
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:01:09 Post No.685084368 [Report]
>>685083628
Nice b8 fggt, nobody is this stupid
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:01:15 Post No.685084384
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:01:15 Post No.685084384 [Report]
>>685084308
fuck you hehe
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:01:24 Post No.685084395
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:01:24 Post No.685084395 [Report]
That thing looks like a hand of Patrick Star
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:01:28 Post No.685084404
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>>685080942
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:01:58 Post No.685084467
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:01:58 Post No.685084467 [Report]
>>685084384
Post your ass first and I might
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:02:45 Post No.685084555
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>>685081122
fixed your wonky based dick
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:03:14 Post No.685084602
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:03:14 Post No.685084602 [Report]
>>685084467
Hey that doesn't even make sense
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:03:53 Post No.685084662
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>>685076674
Dick like a fucking boobah
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:03:56 Post No.685084670
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:03:56 Post No.685084670 [Report]
>>685084602
You're right, are you the tranny?
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:04:11 Post No.685084691
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Anonymous 2016-05-19 06:04:11 Post No.685084691 [Report]
>>685081122
Its like your dick was trying to be a knife on the right side
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