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This is now a Wendys rule34 thread.

Shelf stocker @ target
$10.50
19

Web Developer . 45$ an hour. 22.

>>685057838
>you're
welcome back

49.04 per hour. Getting a shitty raise end of the month. Lucky if it will be 2%

47

I've made as much as $95 an hour, but that was in CA, so you need that much just to own a home with a family.

>>685057838
when will it end

>>685057838
Bullshit, no one at Wendy's is a chef

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Petroleum landman
$325/8 hrs
41

Unix Systems Administrator
$63.50/hr
31

>Self taught

Janitor at NHL arena/convention center
12$/hr
24

>>685059300

Never

General Support at Scheels, AKA Menial Bitchwork Doer
$8.50/hr
18

25 yr old here as a loan office its pretty easy to make over 300k a year

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>>685057838
>chef at wendy's
>chef

>>685060194
You must be new here.

>>685059554
Bullshit. No one uses Unix anymore except basement dwelling nerds.

Everything is Microsoft these days and no one gets paid close to that. Our MCITP administrator males $35/hr. Tops!

Not even A+ certified. Jesus man. Get on my lel.

Lol, Unix. Hahaha! Lies.

3rd grade public school teacher
$19.75/hr

>>685057838
Merril lynch intern
none
22

>>685061008
I respect this. Teaching America's uncorrupted minds by day, lurkin on /b/ by night

>>685060780
Everything is Microsoft...

Ever hear of OSX? Linux? BSD?

>>685057838
Substitute custodian for the school district
$9.75/hr
29

Pay is meh, but the job is piss easy and not as bad as you would think. Half the day I sit in a closet and play video games unless someone radios me to clean something.

Intellectual Property Analyst
50k
28

>>685061328
Yeah.

Osx - apple
Linux - open source
Bsd - Berkeley source drivers

Your point? No one uses Unix for administration. You're full of shit

>>685061607
Just...

>>685057838

cs lead at game company
65k/yr
24

>>685062504
So you make shitty games for a living then.

>>685057838
gas chamber cleaner, i get to keep 10% of the money the jews had on them when they went into the chamber. 70k/yr

i swear i see the exam same thread with the same op everytime someone wants to know this

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>>685060194

Ingles
I run the store but I'm not a manager 9.25

EMT
$10.60 hr
21

>>685063684
Damn that's all they pay an EMT?

Live musician
$50-$150/hour
18

Hey, Wendys bro. 8.23 20hrs.Don't kid yourself by calling yourself a chef. We fucking slap sandwiches together. Chefs actually cook shit.

Dental tech.
18.50/hr
39

Take care of goats on farm. 10.50 an hour. Hours depend on what goats need done that day usually 5 hours a day to play with lots of goats.

IT support at a software company
$27/Hr

Add to that what my wife makes working for a bank and life is cushy.

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>>685057838

>Labfag at a chemical plant
> $60,000/yr
>I'll be 28 on June 7th

There's no vertical movement where I work so I'm simply using this job for experience.

>>685057838
unemployed
live off my credit card and spare money in my bank account.
i haven't worked in 3 years but i really want to get back to it

>>685066307
Aren't goats aggressive? And can you eat lots of goat cheese?

Network Engineer
70/ hour
32

Law Enforcement
115k a year (give or take, depending on overtime)
25

I sell cupcakes on the streets.
+-$60/day
23

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Software Engineer (@Germany)
About 80 Euro (110$?)/hr
26

Testing Technician
$15.00/hr
29 yrs old, no previous experience nor educated, -High school diploma max edu.

>>685057838
CIO
725k
22

Dishwasher
$10/hr
20

>>685057838
man this is the 4th time i've seen this same thread with the same faggot op

stop

full stack web dev, age 23

$45/hr

>>685067110
>Law Enforcement
>115k a year
Pick one and one only
I doubt you even break 50k

Barber.
around 30k/year
23

>>685069014
do you enjoy it? Do you wish you had a different job?

I mined roughly 5k bitcoins in 2009 when I was 19.

I retired in 2013 when I was 23.

Vice President Software Development
$150,000/year + options
47

>>685068585
No idea what you mean by "pick one and only one. "

50k is pretty close to the hiring rate. A senior officer could do nearly 50k in straight overtime, but believe what you want.

>>685058958
>>685059030
>>685059554
>>685066974
>>685067748
>>685068268
>I'm cool because I got on 4chin and lie about how much money I make
What do you get out of it? We all know you're neets just trying to save up your good boy points

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Resident advocate at a homeless shelter.
14$/hr
26

>>685069581
Uh huh

>>685060194
>newfag

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Just started working at Lowes today.
$10.69/hour
23

>>685057954
I hate this species sometimes.

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>>685069439
I had this dream once as well.

>>685069364
I tolerate it. I wish I were a psychologist or professor but barbering gets me through. Also my mother was a hairdresser her whole life so I just learned with her.

>>685070016
>dream

>>685064435
Depends on the level. Emt 1 is about that. Paramedics are like 3 tiers up plus shit loads more school but even then they average 15 to 18 depending.

Bartender at a movie theater
$20 an hour
24

I make about $120 in tips on a good night plus $5 an hour
Got hired without any experience can't complain

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In-house software developer for a biotech company. Software = lab information system (LIS) and production line control.
$130k/yr
53

>>685069581
Average wage in bigger cities is 80k with a few years and a few promotions. Bullshit on 115k

>>685057838
Linecook at Wendy's
Age 19
14.50 per hour

>>685060780
LOL....MS admins are dime a dozen. I make at least $10 more per hour because I know Unix... only on my team that does. Well, my boss pretends to.

Being a Unix admin takes much more talent than MS.

SAP Consultant + ABAP developer
130k + benefits
32 yo.

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>>685057838

Assistant Manager at convenience store
9.65/hr
25

Groundskeeper for school district
$10.93/hr
18

>>685070856
>much more talent than MS.
>more talent
>talent

It's just learning. There's no "talent" behind it. Like most IT jobs there is not even talent required

>>685061607
You have no idea what you are talking about.

No really. You have no freaking idea what you are talking about.

But keep pretending that MS is where the $$$ is.

>>685057838
Wendy's fry-cook
8.75 hr.
18

Professional Chess Athlete

100k+ per year + travel/accommodation

26

>>685066018
How nee are you?
Anyway, Wendy's fag here, I make 10.25 an hour, getting promoted to sandwiches soon, I hate dishes...

>>685067748
Your bait is terrible because it's terrible.

Process Server & Paralegal

$95k/year

23 years old

Weed dealer....about 8k a month...25.....

>>685070654
Please, 115k is easily obtainable with OT.
SFPD top BASE pay is nearly 115k.

lifeguard
18 almost 19
$10 / hour

>>685071089
I started my career at MS, am now an Enterprise Architect, specializing in .. yep, MS.

If you specialize, there's money in anything. Just be good at what you do.

Oh, and 180K / yr + 20% bonus and stock

Dietary department at a nursing home.
$11.68 per hour, $0.75 after 3 PM, and another $0.75 on weekends
23

>>685057838
nightfill @ coles (supermarket in AUS)
$23-32/hr AUD
22

Engineering Student/Real Estate

Varies per year (150k+ so far this year)

19

Yes, my parents helped me out with learning the business, but the money I earned myself.

Commercial real estate appraiser
28
Did 125k pre-tax last year, set to do roughly 175k this year

>>685071881
How are germans backpacker treating you?

>>685071080

Semantics....I call it talent when someone that is a MS Sysadmin that can script.

But I will grant you that using talent is being loose. Best scripter on my team failed Security+ Cert 3 times. He learned to script. Compared to another guy on my team that has a mind that is a steel trap for everything no matter how long ago he did it. He certainly has raw talent for that isn't something he learned out of a book.

Agree that most IT jobs don't take talent - especially in the MS/vmworld. vmware has made the shit I know about hardware virtually worthless :)

>>685071177
>athlete
Kek

>>685072035
doing engineering where you wont be earning 150k/year until you 30+, while your real estate gig will increase linearly until you die, whybother with engi wtf inb4 i like doing it

>>685066018
You must be new here

CEO of a small internet company
$100k/month
34

>>685072035
>Yes, my parents helped me out with learning the business, but the money I earned myself.

I assume that you have tot hank your parents for everything. Nepotism is a bitch.

>I earned all myself
You did not.

>>685072154
i dont understand? no one i work with is foreign except an Indian guy who was born in AUS, and we dont work during customer times

>>685057838
>Chef
>Wendys

I've seen this thread before. its horrible bait

> chef
> 90k
> 24

>>685060780
>walmart runs a Unix system

>>685072207
dude. I have my own wiki page.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Hansen_(chess_player)

You're a fucking nobody

Professional Cucker (Hung-Dick Certified)
100,000 Whiteboy tears per year
22

>>685072458
Oh. I thought most germans are taking the jobs from the 'natives' away. Thus,s tealing your jobs.

Sorry. I must be misinformed then

>>685072581
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Hansen_(chess_player)

he is 24 tho u said 26?

>>685071750
Couple of years ago, I was getting $250k for MS SysAdmin, but I lived in CA...you have to make that to survive. I was the only guy on the team that knew MS well. They were all 'nix admins as were 85% of the servers.

Where I live now, COL, is half of CA, so happy making $50/hr

>>685057838
>Chef at Wendy's
You are a faggot
you are a faggot
you are a fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking faggot

>>685072797
It's wrong, I didn't make it

Manager at pizza place

8.15

18

>>685071177
>26

>>685072581
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Hansen_(chess_player)

>Eric Hansen (born May 24, 1992) is a Canadian chess grandmaster.
>1992

You must be 24 soon, not 26.

>>685072724
could just be the specific store i work at which isnt near a CBD

IT Specialist
around 78,000
23

Dish service technician, 25.00 an hour plus about 2.50 in bonuses. 29

>>685057838
Arby's "Chef"
8.50
25

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>>685057838

22
Production Team Member at Ford
$21/hr

>>685072905
whos to say the whole thing isnt wrong then

>>685072949
the fuck?
Managerial positions aren't double digit wages?

>>685072272
My goal is to start my own car company using the money from real estate. My dream was something similar to Elon Musk's with Tesla which sux because he already did it.

>>685072363
"Money" was earned using my own and covering most of it with loans. After assisting me with the first investment I was basically cut off from my parents' money and had to use my own I had made. I still do a lot of houses with them though. They're also divorced, so really only my mother is who "helped" me.

>>685073067
he's probably getting cucked by the real manager

Janitor/Window Washer
My Own Business
$45.00/h

Music Supervisor/Business Owner
$120k/year
33

Off topic, but can I just say that Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg are 2 of the biggest lying assholes on the planet?

They both claim there is a shortage of IT workers in the U.S. What they want , is cheaper labor from India.

They both need to die.

>>685057838
Nuclear engineer
$80k/yr + bonuses≈ $120k
31

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>>685070413
Sounds like you living the dream bro. I like that.

>>685057838
customer first clerk @ food for less
$10.50/hr
22

>>685073110
OK Trump

>>685073239
Agreed.

Tech specialist at Kaspersky Lab
Idk,around 1300 per month
21

>>685073239
why wouldnt you go for the cheaper option when they have the same qualifications, get fucking real dawg

>>685073176
god to watch that greasy fat fuck put his hands all over the gf's perfect naked body
it's totally worth the 8.15

>>685073052
welcome to wikipedia retard

>>685073180
You make fifty bucks an hour cleaning windows.

For reals? Nigga please.

>>685072581
fake you bullshited your age, you wouldn't need to do that if you really were him.

>>685073358
traitor

>>685073393
then why are you citing it as a reputable source you fucking retard, why cite it at all holy fucking autismo alert

>>685073258
That's supposed to be insulting somehow? He is a multibillionaire who is currently running for president. Not a half bad gig.

Lawyer, $160k, 25

Mondelez making Trident gum. 20.35/hour. 30

>>685073342
Malware bytes is better

>>685073427
makes sense to me
they either cough up the 45 bucks an hour or they go with dirty windows
it's the perfect racket

>>685073557
yeah but you're not

mad?

>>685073598
>making

As in?

>>685073110
>'I am selfmade!'
>sponsored by Mami and Daddy

>My dream was something similar to Elon Musk's with Tesla which sux because he already did it.
>'I had an idea which already revolutionised the world! I'm must be as smart as Musk!'

Go away.

22
$37/h
Grip

>>685073570
the chances of that are slim big boy, you just graduate from Harvard direct into the biggest law firm? get real you paralegal who cant even get 150 lsat

>>685073598
union?

>>685072808
Yeah, I took a pretty large paycut to stop consulting and traveling. I wanted to settle down. I was offered the Architect job from one of my past clients, work remotely in a low COL area, get tons of stock and perks and make an OK living.

Honestly, the *nix and MS wars are stupid. Windows vs. Mac is stupid. They are all tools, they all need work, just do your job well and shit works out.

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Landscapin

>>685073605
ISIS agrees

>>685073715
why? I'M SEXY TO WOMEN

>>685073781
Clearly you have no idea what market rate is for major market biglaw.

>>685073706
As in we mix gum base ingredients, package it and ship it to distributors. I literally make Trident gum.

Security for a gay hotel
$20hr
30

>>685073802
Nah.

>>685073973
well why the fuck do you make that much doing that?
anyone could get trained for that job

Public Defender
27
55k

I work 80 hours a week defending meth heads and crack dealers. Don't ask me why; I don't know anymore.

Guys. What would you do?

>self-taught programmer and going into the industry
>doing a degree in CS just for the sake of the paper (education is free as free can be) here

What's a better longterm investment? Working fulltime and gaining experience with nothing but a equivalent of a high-school diploma (which allows you to study whatever you want) or attending University?

>>685074005
I'll bet there's benefits
*wink wink*

>>685073605
You mean as a company to work for, or as a antivirus tool?

>>685074105
make money, invest it
then you won't need a real job

>>685074066
I asked the same thing. Something about Chicago tax rates or some shit.

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>>685073967
kys

>>685073668
Now I remember why I stopped coming on this site. You faggots are depressing sometimes.
>>685073715
Nigger I'm not him and am in no way able at the time to create anything like his company. I told you my idea as a kid was similar, not that "OMG I AM BASICALLY ELON MUSK!!!" You think I'm that fucking stupid?

Eat a dick phaggot. Both of y'all jealous as fuck and you know it. Enjoy the cold dark emptiness of your lives by yourselves.

>>685072808
I make $120k and live in Cali, I own my house and drive a newish car, I have good savings what the fuck were you doing with the other $130k lots of hookers and blow? Which is cool.

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>>685074389
>You think I'm that fucking stupid?
Yes. And a spoiled 'I'm an entrepreneur XD' brat.

Pic related. It's one of you.

Audit Staff
$20.20/hour
21

>>685074389
truth hurts faggot
you'll never fuck Ivunka

>>685074389
enjoy pouring a stiff whiskey and screaming "WHY WHY WHY" in an echoey mansion where no one can hear you

>>685074359
Exactly

Kys

>>Chick-fil-a
>>9.00/hr
>>ama
>>im tired as shit

>>685075040
did you bash any gays today?

>>685074640
Top of my class went to biglaw in NYC. They started her at 140 according to the school's stats.

160 is pretty high for a new hire but it isn't unheard of.

Engineering intern
$20/hr
21

>>685074146
If you mean seeing too much man on man action for one lifetime. That's not a benefit.

>>685075200
Not today. Just shuffled a bunch of chicken corpses around and threw sandwiches at the people working up fronts

>>685073973
So it's the whole factory work. Cool. Please tell me that not only you make nice cash but also has free access to all bubble gum you want. Shit now I need to chew on a trident.

>>685073024
Fuck off Trump Humper

>>685074612
You're unfortunately wrong, as my family has been pretty damn poor up until about 4 years ago. I'm a pretty humble person, and only posted what OP asked of me. Besides, you're not going to work for me, because I don't need to hire people who lack any sort of form of respect for anyone who is even doing slightly better than them. Whether you want to call me a "spoiled brat" or not, I'm still happy with my life and do what I can to learn and improve myself every day, which is what has led me to such a better state of living. I get that life isn't fair, and some people have it easier than others, but don't think that just because I'm "hurr durr had muh parents halp" means that I didn't have to work for that shit. So have a good night, and I'm going to bed before you guys kill my day.

Union Electrician
$56/hr + benefits
23

UX designer Intern
23.50 $ an hour
20

I feel like you cunts make a fortune for doing shit...
Testing technician
5$ hour
19

>>685075215
160 is market at almost every major market biglaw firm. If you make less in Biglaw as a first year, you likely have slightly better work/life balance.

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Supervisor (chemical plant)
$67k/yr
24

Sup negros?

>>685074389
triggered

>>685075680
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>685075764
you should be paid about half of that an hour
that's a lot faggot

>>685075215
This is flat out incorrect. 160k is the going rate.

Plumber
$32/Hr
30

>>685062863
kek

Cef at the Cheese Cake factory

16 an hour

23

>>685075932

I work 13 hour night shifts. I have one friend and I work in what is probably the worst place in the country to be gay (re-closeted when i moved). Further, I do half the responsibilities of the engineer that quit, and have yet to see a raise or any hope of taking over his old desk.

Bro, shut up.

I'm a cook at a pizza place and I started at 10.50 pretty sure I'm getting a raise soon.

>>685072856
Summer has arrived

>>685075567
Sounds like we already did, Percy. Make sure your manservant wipes your boy dangle after you make your wizzie winkles, wraps you up in your binkie and puts you in your racecar for a safe nightienight.

>>685076309
shut up OP
autistic faggot fuck

pilot. about 78k

I buy pasta strainers from Wal Mart for $1.99 and drill the holes a little bigger to the size of an unpopped popcorn kernel. Then I sell them as popcorn strainers to people who enjoy eating microwaveable popcorn but hate getting unpopped kernels in their mouths. I call my device The Popcorn Colonel and sell it for $6 on the side of the street. They sell like crazy.

>>685076185
Any other job with a sob story like that you'd still be making 30
enjoy your frivolous purchases
hope you get served a gristle burger

>21
>first year journeyman apprentice starting school this coming fall.
>$18.22 an hour.
>every 1000 hours get another raise
>work 6 nights a week at a foundry
>sleep for 6 hours a night
>walk around the other 2
I dont do much and make good money. When i become a journeyman ill be at $26 an hour.