Newly converted Towelhead reporting in

Yay! Towellhead guy!

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Posting pic from last thread for interest

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>>685021611
bumping with old but gold catfishman

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>>685022136
ahh that thread

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>>685022136
His reaction when anons posed as him adding his friends

Alright, scheme time. Ill start poking around on text omegle as a 15yr old femanon. Will next any anons that are under 18. This'll be good. Go off and start trolling for other worthy candidates and we'll pursue one of them. I'll get him, then hand him off to another of you be giving them "my" (your) kik.

>>685022579
Just go to some chat-room and say you're 13
Guaranteed 20+ replies from weird

>>685022579
Use pikik if you're not already

>>685022682
I dont want a TOTAL weirdo. I want a normie. Somone who is a closet cringe-raisn. It'll make it all the better when we find el facebooko

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Contributing list of tags for catfishing:

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>>685022886
Part 2

So glad /b/ is doing something other than the normal shit tier threads today
Hopefully this thread gets interesting

I use to catfish guys and have them send pics with their face in them and threatened to send them to all their friends if they dont paypal me $20. I would of course gather enough info to find them of fb, may start this again but am not hurting for money

Is there a file dump of legal but passably underage self-shot sets? Figured I might try and squeeze some paypal cash out of some gullible pedos.

>>685023193
20 bucks sounds hardly worth it

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mfw this thread isn't about fishing

>>685023213
Post your kik's ive got a creepo on the line

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>>685021611

yooo did erryone abandon thread?

>>685023213
lurk around in here
http://www.realteengirls.org/
might find something useful

>>685022876
I enjoy seeing people scared and in pain too, but this is a bit much. You're just using the fact that these people have impulsive and diseased minds (these possible pedos) to justify ruining their lives.

>>685023431
Was just about to post about the only time I ever caught a catfish in Folsom lake before I read through the thread.

>>685023437
Need an anon with a kik who's ready to be Staci, a 15 year old girl from the midwest who lives with her mom in a small town because dad left and she really isnt sure what she wants but has some daddy issues.

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Are you focused on kik or will other shit work
>mfw don't have any shit

>>685023884
Wouldn't it be easier if you did it? To keep facts straight and shit

Select Language ▼
29,000+ online now
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like gymnastics.
Stranger: 25 m coach
You: hiya :)
You: 15 f gymnast!


>if he bites we're doing little gymnasts a favor.

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Should I be a towelhead again?

>>685024150
get yo ass on omegle and help troll for a worthy candidate

>>685024150
im moslem

>>685024150
hi. Sorry for my bad english!

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>>685024273
That's what I'm doing
If they ask about fantasies, get your most popular porn searches
Or some shit they probably want to do to "you"

>>685024411
Hey toast.

>>685024101
I want to foster group engagement
>teamwork makes the dreamwork
>build community
>I cant have all the fun.

Plus ill keep up the fishing in case they bail while other anons do the kik work and post wins

To lure them in, say what you would do to a girl if you could do anything, then say you want them to do that to you.

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>>685024450
>>685024150

>>685024629
Stranger: Cool how long you been a gymnast
You: oh since I could walk.
You: you?
Stranger: Only when I was young
You: When did you stop being young?
You: and what brings you to omegle?
Stranger: I mean in high school
Stranger: Bored
You: what does a 25 year old gymnastics coach do when he's bored? dont you get all the ladies?/
Stranger: I'm in between sessions right now
You: what age group do you work with? anyone my age?

this guy is gonna bite in a few, i can feel it.
>doing a public service, he works with kids.

>>685024872
You: what does a 25 year old gymnastics coach do when he's bored? dont you get all the ladies?/
Stranger: I'm in between sessions right now
You: what age group do you work with? anyone my age?
Stranger: 13 to 18
You: Whats your favorite to coach? sayy 15 :)


>bite motherfucker. Do it. THIS IS B8

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HELP PL0X

>>685025133
>>>i'm moslem

>>685025133
tell him youre fat. dooo it. say you'll oink while he boinks you.

>>685025133
Ask for his pics and say that you need them for you to feel safe to ssend to him

>>685025059
You: what age group do you work with? anyone my age?
Stranger: 13 to 18
You: Whats your favorite to coach? sayy 15 :)
Stranger: Yes
You: why's that? ;)
Stranger: After 15 alot loose interest.
You: we have a new coach, hes a year younger than you. He's pretty hot all of us talk about him.


>MOMENT OF TRUTH B/ROS

I sorta have one, it's kinda lame though.

>3 weeks ago
>got back into Oldschool RuneScape
>one of the quests makes you change your gender into a girl
>don't bother changing back after finishing the quest
>i have a pretty gender neutral name
>doing agility training, some guy starts talking to me
>ends up adding me and we talk, turns out he's rich
>gives me a free obsidian cape (worth quite a bit to me at the time) cause i have terrible gear
>idea spawns
>get a namechange to a girls name
>go to the hairdresser and clothes shop, make my character look qt
>have a couple more thirsty guys add me, can't get them to give me anything though
>dry spell for a while
>one day, training archery, this random guy says he knew someone with my name and tells me to add him
>we talk on and off ingame for a week
>it seems like i'm his only friend
>i act poor and nooby so that he feels bad for me
>he suddenly opens up one time and is telling me about his personal life and his ex girlfriend and still not being over her
>he asks me about my exes
>i tell him the story of my ex girlfriend, only pretending to be my ex instead of me
>this way i can't mess up my facts

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>>685025133

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>>685025133
>>685025280
This.
Say you feel you're overweight or whatever.
Let him press fo rmore, then send this.

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Guys, his facebook /gary.mitchell.118

>>685025474
ou: we have a new coach, hes a year younger than you. He's pretty hot all of us talk about him.
Stranger: Does he get excited?
You: haha he doesnt know... at least we dont think. We all try to tease him.
Stranger: Do you have kik?
You: I brush up against him a lot by "accident". We all do, he gets pretty flustered.
Stranger: My girls tease me all the time
You: I do! tell me a little bit more about you and maybe you'll get it. I might give it to my teammates too, if you want... We're pretty curious.

>HALP B/ROS I NEED A KIK or like THREE KIKS

>>685025858
URGENTTTTT

>>685025618
wtf

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Probably my favorite species. I want to keep this one in a species only tank at some point. Very interesting catfish.

>>685025858
Runaburezu
This time Towelhead is for real

>>685025858
Stranger: My girls tease me all the time
You: I do! tell me a little bit more about you and maybe you'll get it. I might give it to my teammates too, if you want... We're pretty curious.
Stranger: What do you want to know?
You: Whatever you want to tell...I have questions but I'll save them

>stalling. GIMME DEM KIKS /B/ROS

>>685025133
Can't we find the most convincing picture on the webs and post that instead of you trying to be a mooslem?

>>685026049
I don't do the towelhead thing much
That was probably a one time thing.

>>685026049
ya but SJWchan brings the bans in good

>>685026037
Post screenshots

>>685023193
what are the legal ramifications of this?

>>685026025
>Runaburezu
I'll hit you up it you PROMISE NOT TO BE MOOSLIM. Dont you fuck this up. He's a gym teacher. we GOTTA FUCK EM UP

>name is chris, he's 25 coaches swim cheer and gymnastics. Is a phy ed teacher
>we are unnamed thus far. He'll ask eventually. We have been a gymnast forever. We are 15. Our team has a coach that is 24 who our team teases and think is hot. He likes when we talk about him.

>>685026198
>>685026173
Nah just find a pic on imagefap or some shit
Type "hot amateur" = gg
I'd do it, but I'm on my phone

>>685026236
Blackmail charge, if they tell cops. But that's unlikely, too much public shame and humiliation.

>>685026236
Well, would you go up to the police and say "I tried to sleep with an underage girl and got scammed instead, pls help"?

>>685025493
2/2
>the conversation ends eventually, he says "night, kate :)"
>the next day i wake up, decide i'm going to fuck with him
>act bitchy towards him, he asks what's up
>tell him i'm having a terrible day, i'm sick, i missed an outing with my parents, my membership is running out soon etc
>basically make him feel really bad for me
>he says he'll buy me a bond when he gets paid
A bond is basically an ingame way of paying for a membership, it's the equivalent of ~$5.
>cheer up and be extra nice to him
>next day kinda sucks cause i log into a free to play world pretending my membership ran out
>takes him like 2 hours to log on
>tell him "my membership ran out :("
>he buys me a bond, says he's got me covered
>act extra nice to him again, dude just paid $5 for me
>i tell him i'll pay him back someday
>he says i don't need to, i say "aww, thanks, you're the best :)"
>completely friendzoning him so he's more desperate
>he tells me he can pay for my next membership as well

Now someone else pays for my membership and all it costs is talking to him a couple times a week.

>>685026426
I know, I did the towelhead stunt out of desperation
Still surprised it worked
I'll have to try that in my own time

>>685021611
>>685023864
>>685023431

I'm going to post a fish story anyway

>brought a bullhead to clean and cook, but those fuckers are tough to kill.
>I take a knife and stab it through the head, cause pithing them is supposed to kill them, right?

WRONG

>fucker kept fighting, with the knife all the way through his brain
>the fuck
>wat do
>remove knife, start cutting through the spine
>blood everywhere
>Dad comes in the kitchen and is like "what are you doing to that poor fish?"
>be like "killing it, but it has the spirit of a warrior"
>keep trying to cut the spine
>big old mess
>Fish starts slowing down
>start cutting fillets
>odd twitch every now and then
>"finally dead"
> finish cutting and cleaning fillets
>bread and fry the fish
>was delicious
>worth the torture

>>685026599
>Stranger: My girls tease me all the time
You: I do! tell me a little bit more about you and maybe you'll get it. I might give it to my teammates too, if you want... We're pretty curious.
Stranger: What do you want to know?
You: Whatever you want to tell...I have questions but I'll save them
Stranger: I have coached for 6 years
Stranger: I coach gymnastics cheer and swimming
You: Do you teach, too? Usually the coach's teach :)
Stranger: Yes gym
Stranger: Or physical education
You: how was college???
Stranger: Fun plenty of memories
You: give me your second favorite ;)
Stranger: Age?
You: no, silly, college memory

We havent gotten really raunchy yet. I'll get super suggestive and drop your kik in there and then youre on /B/RO. Its on you to post wins.

>This just in, his second favorite college memory was streaking through the gym during cheer practice..

>>685026465
>>685026492
there's always going to be some idiot tryna be the hero. Do you take any precautions when withdrawing this money?

>>685025858
Have him text me at eveningblues

No1 is going to publish his photos in his Facebook page?

>>685026876
I always catfish as a DANielle
My picture is a bunchie, and being15 should help convince him I go on iFunny if I need an excuse for some relevant shit

>>685026876
>You: no, silly, college memory
>Stranger: Streaking thru the gym during cheer >practice freshman year
>You: Were you...umm... you know?
>Stranger: Yes
>You: i bet that was impressive, chris.
>Stranger: Chris?
>You: no? just a guess. My coach is chris and I >was hoping maybe it was you ;)

Saved. His name is blake.

You: no? just a guess. My coach is chris and I was hoping maybe it was you ;)
Stranger: I'm Blake
Stranger: U?
You: I'll tell you in kik... if you want i think we should impress eachother.

>>685027008
I'm not, I enjoy being a dick, its fun. But sometimes you just go too far. I mean, what if this coach, who's not even 30, an heros? All that, just to amuse some btards?

>>685027473
Then he better Fucking stream it

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>>685027415
>Runaburezu


THE BOGIE IS INBOUND, ANON, THE BOGIE IS INBOUND. BE ADVISED, WE DONT HAVE A NAME YET. INTRODUCE YOURSELF.

>>685027473
If I stuck my hand in a fire, would you pity me if I regret it? Anyways, I gotta pay bills, and if I have to do that by convincing lonely men to buy sex toys through amazon and reselling them, then I fucking will

>>685027773
PIC RELATED
IT IS ALL OF OUR INFORMATION.

>plz dont get all mooslem on us.

>>685027559
Haha, fair enough. I'm talking out of both sides of my mouth anyway. I'm critising you guys while also deriving entertainment from the results.

This is what /b/ needs. Im tired of /trap/ /furry/ and a lot of porn shit, PEOPLE, random doesnt mean shit/porn...

>>685026599
DO YOU HAVE THE TARGET?

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>>685027906
Anything you think I should change in my behavior so far?
Don't worry, towelheading will be for keks for some other Kik.
He Just asked "why no picture of you?"

>>685027768
Backstory and I will lead you through this

>>685028169
Nah, a mouth-breathing normie closet pedo like him isn't going to notice any of that shit. Just be kinda pushy but inexperienced.

>>685028169
Seriously, I need some fucking help right now.
This might not end well.

>>685028169
My parents saw me put on 'provocative pictures' so they made me take them off =[
We can find a way to work around that though (then find random amateur jailbait pic and send ?? Profit)

Need to find out where he coaches

>>685028183
>>685027773
Pic related anon
I fished, omegle chris bit, mooslem is now doing the convo work. post a set of pics we can use for the fucker if you have them. Clothed obviously. No weird shit here.

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I bought us time.
We need a pic, though.

Any femanons browsing that look passable as a 15 y o?

>>685028666
Satan demands a virgin!

>>685028572
Someone do this please, cant cuz phone>>685028572
>>685028572
>>685028572
>>685028572
>>685028572

>>685028353
He might be smarter than you think, you never know. I act like a normie to fit in, but I'm highly cynical and suspicious of most people.

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I AM TOWELHEAD NOT MOOSLIM
MOOSLIM SOUNDS LIKE FAT FREE MILK BRAND

>>685028666
this one not passable as 15?
>>685022431

>>685029072
How old is he?
Can you make him post a pic of his abs?
His brain will loosen if he gets horny, then it's easy to manipulate him.

>>685029123
Eh, we need something better.
Maybe on /s/ you can find a set, hopefully not too many nudes or fetishes in there.

>>685029072
(THREE W's GO HERE) (DOT) facebook (DOT COM) (FORWARD SLASH) miella.lava?fref=pb

check out that fb. lets use those. just screen cap em

>>685029123
Eightchan is pretty fucked up, just google eightchan swimsuit or something and post something that's not too bad.

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He likes coaching things that involve revealing outfits, I see.

I AM FISHING AGAIN. WHO WANTS A CREEP PEDO TO FUCK WITH>

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I remember being on a swim team. It traumatized me, but I know what to talk about now.

http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/6069516/Paige?gid=6069516&page=0&view=0
try this gallery

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Let's get something good.

>>685029978
Finally

>>685029978
He answered cars.
He seems to need a more obvious hint

>>685030095
kek

We need a pic soon or he's gonna catch on. He already asked once about it. You can't take this further without one.

>>685029753
i have a pretty freaky guy on the line. He's nineteen fucking with 15 year old. He's suggesting incest roleplay.

Stranger: Hey
You: hiya
You: 15 f usa
Stranger: 19 M
Stranger: USA
You: oh older guys <3
Stranger: I take it you enjoy that?
You: i mean, only a little.
Stranger: "A little"?
You: Well, are you into younger girls a lot of "a little"? ;)
Stranger: We shall see. What roleplay interests you?
You: im new to the whole thing. it just is "a little" exciting when we talk about the right things.
Stranger: So, then, the roles have not been set.
Stranger: How does brother/sister sound? or perhaps dad/daughter?
You: Im not so sure about that. it sounds kinda hot.... I have an older step brother and I've seen him naked. I tease him a lot
Stranger: Tease him how?

>>685030095
try and fit skinny dipping somewhere in there, might prompt the pedo

>>685029978
>>685030095
He's too innocent
Not fun to fuck with

I've been catfishing a girl for well over a year.

Convinced her that I'm some alpha who has slept with shitloads of girls. She sends me nudes whenever I ask and she only lives an hour away. I have no idea why she's so into me but hey I'm cool with it.

>>685030186
/B/ROS I NEED ANOTHER KIK other wise mooslem gets it again.

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^^^^^
SUCK IT!
SCORE

>>685030528
now discuss the places, you went skinny dipping, might be able to get a location on him

>>685030526
Stranger: Tease him how?
You: Just by being in the right place at the right time...my towel falls down a lot and I knock on his door when he sounds "busy"
Stranger: So he has seen everything and you have caught him?
You: not everyyyything. I usually pull it back up pretty fast. I just like making him nervous.
Stranger: So he has seen plenty of nipples. I see.
You: usually just one or the other.
Stranger: Have you ever touched him?
You: i just brush up against him sometimes or give him hugs that last too long. Sometimes i dance on him as a joke.
Stranger is typing...


IVE GOT THIS MOTHERFUCKING TEE"ED UP WHHO WANTS IT

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He might ask for a pic soon.
"I would like to see those outfits"
Godspeed, anons, godspeed!

YOOOO POST A KIK NOW. I NEED ONE SOON.

>>685030369
Then maybe you should stop this? If he's this difficult to prompt, he's probably not dangerous. You're doing something akin to entrapment to a guy who doesn't seem that bad. Don't ruin his life, don't be a shit human being.

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>>685030925
my sister

>>685030925
not gay at all .. continue

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Here we go, we need some pics.

>>685026426

TOWELHEAD
MOOSLEM


I'm sending you another fucker. Will post transcript

>>685031218
I'll take it.

>>685031218
Moar

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>>685030925
photo from that posted gallery

>>685031218

Dude, you triggered my bracers fetish. I need more, please.

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I'll request more of the sister when I need it.

>>685031218
What are those marks on her left thigh?

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>>685031528
someone say.. braces?

He said "wow"

>>685031652

Thanks, kind sir. I'll wank peacefully thanks to your efforts.

>>685031285
CREEP NINETEEN YR OLD BAILED. FUCK.

>>685031570
you really should get pikik or moonkik or something to spoof camera shots

>>685031570
No shut up idiot
Act insecure, say something along the lines of "oh boy, I wish i didnt have these braces so I could have a normal boyfriend"

You're a 16 year old girl, fucking act like one
-Thomas Edison

>>685031739
At least first winner is going to keep winning. Lets get some creepy shit a-ROLLIN'

HE NEEDS A PIC WITH A SIGN SAYING BLAKE
He said please, and it sounded more like a suggestion than a demand, but just in case.

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>>685031775
You do you.

>>685031922
Haha.. hah.. ha.. anyone with ps skills in here?

>>685031922
How the hell's he gonna get his sis to do that? Not possible.

>>685031916
we're doing god's work, eh allah, towelhead. Getting this creepy little girl coach gym teacher fucked up. This is good.

>>685032115
You sound like a 40 year old pervert

>>685032239
Nah, maybe anon's sis is cool.... ANON YOUR SIS IS COOL, RIGHT?

>>685032003

OC or is there a set somewhere ? That's hot.

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I'll ask about his Facebook in a bit.

>>685032384
http://www.imagefap.com/photo/1846665013/
Not that many but have fun /b/ro

IDEA! ANON's ya know how sometimes bitches post tits/timestamp? LIKE WAAAAAY too close to their tits so that you cant really tell whats going on? Lets just shoop one of those. Then our weirdo will also think we're topless. then we can pull some "you next" shit

>>685032505
sounds fake as fuck

>>685032808
well it is, soooo.

>>685032808
You could be right. A little too easy maybe

>>685031570
Get pikik anon

>>685021611
I got kind of slightly less miserable because I thought "Yay, I love catfish. They're so cute."

Then I was shocked back into the real world and remembered that 4chan is a hell full of sociopaths and this was a thread about fat people pretending to be women online.

>>685032968
Yup

Ask for a pic in his coaches uniform

>>685031570
I don't have any more pictures of her
>Fucking bitch made her facebook private and I don't have it
>That was from her twitter but it's the only one of her

>>685032505
MOOSLEM, youre like, twelve, right? You just need to "tuck it" and write blake on your stomach and filter the shit out of it and this fucker will go nuts. ITS ALL YOU ANON YOU CAN DO IT. YA GOTTA DO IT FOR GRANPA, MORTY

>>685032741
Guys shit do this

>>685032505
If you had pikik you would not need to do this extra step

>>685033012
They'll call you an sjw faggot, but you're kinda right. This is just some naive guy in his mid twenties and we're trying to ruin his life for shits and giggles--like its all a game.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: Hey
You: hiya
You: 15 f usa
Stranger: 19 M
Stranger: USA
You: oh older guys <3
Stranger: I take it you enjoy that?
You: i mean, only a little.
Stranger: "A little"?
You: Well, are you into younger girls a lot of "a little"? ;)
Stranger: We shall see. What roleplay interests you?
You: im new to the whole thing. it just is "a little" exciting when we talk about the right things.
Stranger: So, then, the roles have not been set.
Stranger: How does brother/sister sound? or perhaps dad/daughter?
You: Im not so sure about that. it sounds kinda hot.... I have an older step brother and I've seen him naked. I tease him a lot
Stranger: Tease him how?
You: Just by being in the right place at the right time...my towel falls down a lot and I knock on his door when he sounds "busy"
Stranger: So he has seen everything and you have caught him?
You: not everyyyything. I usually pull it back up pretty fast. I just like making him nervous.
Stranger: So he has seen plenty of nipples. I see.
You: usually just one or the other.
Stranger: Have you ever touched him?
You: i just brush up against him sometimes or give him hugs that last too long. Sometimes i dance on him as a joke.
Stranger: Sounds like a "Dad punishing daughter" with you would be fun
You: Hah, daddy? if youre into that...
Stranger: Are you?


>(1/2)

>>685033330
So....close... also good point.

>>685033418
You: i like the brother thing a little more but that one sounds alright.
Stranger: Well, I would like you to be pleased with it as well. The dad aspect just gives a bit more...power
You: i told you what i do to my step bro, idk i dont want to give that power up.
Stranger: Well, do you do anything esle?
You: Fiiineee....daddy.
Stranger: Good, now I take it you finger a lot
You: just one...I'm tight.
Stranger: but often?
You: before bed sometimes.
Stranger: So, dad catching you finger, sound good?
You: yeah.. sounds great.... But... I want to do this on kik... Start with pix. I want to know what daddy looks like. I want to see you.
Stranger has disconnected.

>(2/2)

Fucker disconnected because he's fat or some shit.

>>685033505
or maybe because that's the exact same anon and he's doing the same thing we are

THIS IS GARY I DONT KNOW WHHAT YOU PEOPLE THINK U R DOING BUT YOUVE GOT ANOTHER THING COMEING YOUVE BEEN BACKTRACED TO OBLIVION AND REST ASHURED YOU WILL BE PUNISHED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OFF THE LAW I HOPE YOU PUNKS LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM THIS

well heres a story about a real catfish
>at fishing peir
>catches catfish
>this type of catfish has spines and shit
>poison spines
> i don't want to risk it
>decides to kill it before i put in cooler
> I whip out mah machete
> plops catfish on dock
>looks into fishes eyes
>I ask for its last words
>silence
>I hit its head as hard as i can with the machete
>doesn't go all the way through skull
>blood splattered everywhere
>I hit it again
>more blood splatter
>third time
>i finally kill it, but this time its head pretty much explodes
> everybody around me is staring in shock
>there faces are covered in blood from the splatter
>there is blood dripping down my face
>everybody avoids me for the rest of the fishing trip

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>>685033807
>BACKTRACED

>>685033807
Uhhh copypasta? Besides, some chap from britan does this and is celebrated. Besides, any more than two messages sent to a minor by a person above 18 is considered grooming and is illegal.

>>685033807
The cyber police is coming!

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Update

>>685034235
Youre doing god's work anon. If hes a creep he shouldnt be in diddling range of 13 year old gymnasts

/thread is ded

>>685034665
exactly

Need a few more pics so he gets the facebook

>>685034665
>diddling
kek

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If theres one post that you should save from this thread, its pic related.

>>685033807
Sharpy in pooper. Post pics

>>685034868
inb4 anon with sister has abaondoned thread

>>685021611
Once i sat out by my pond. Cooler full of beer. It was bout 11am, I parked a couple rods in the sun, a couple in the shade. Sat under a tree with muh beer and waited. Bout two hours in I had me three fuckin catfish and 10 less beers. Was a lovely afternoon. Me and the misses done fileted them beauties then she made us a blueberry cobbler with blueberries from the garden, then we had dinner. Fresh fried catfish and slaw. Best damn saturday of my life.

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>>685034868
>>685035107

>>685033101
Just fuck my shit up
We should have got someone who has normiebook

Dammit. This can't die

New catfish link?

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>>685034235
I took this from a youtube vid. Tell him that your "mom" took it on her shitty cell phone but you kept it because you think you look good.

>>685035596
gg well you did good anon. R.I.P. Danielle you served us well

OP here! someone else go fish! I am on my phone now, its difficult.

Well, I think he knows his fish.
He isn't responding.
Wait, he's back.

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>>685021611
i likes to fish too

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>>685036484

>>685036484
noooooooo

This guy's persistent on getting a pic that says Blake.
I'm more adamant than him, though.

>>685037247
Idk man sounds like we're fucked

>>685037247
just post his kik name and we'll take it from here, n00b.

Cheercoachb
Wait until I say that I'm fucked, though.

Anyone else than towelhead want to have a go?
Just say whether you want kik/skype/whatever
I will delivar

oooh M8's remember? WE'VE GOT TEAMMATES. THIS ISNT DEAD AT ALL>

calling it
>ded bread

>>685039013
kinda dead tho tbh

>>685039688
OP here. It was a good run all. Lets do this again sometime.

>Speh-shull thanks to towelhead.

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>>685039627
>>685039013
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>>685037247
>>685037000>check'd
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Bump DON'T DIE!

rip

WE NEED A NEW KIK ANON

>>685041974
kik / anything else anon tbh

THE GUY IS BACK

>>685043704
prove it fgt

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>>685044995

>>685045084
He's smelling it

>>685045084
OP HURRR
O shit waddup towelhead i see some shit is going down. Give him some ass pic off the interwebs with some good underwear and he'll break. just match skin tone.

>>685045380
I'm persistent enough, hopefully I can get him to do it.

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>>685045456
chek em

>>685045597
>2009

>>685045568
Entrapment. We're not cops so it doesn't apply to us, but still. You're being a dick.

>>685045597
no, too fat. Anon's sis doesn't look like she'd have so much lower back fat

>>685045809
Towelhead here
I got texted by a random number
Dubs decides

>>685046060
post one yourself lad

THE GIG'S UP
SPAM HIS KIK WITH NIGGER AND NIGGA
ALTERNATING BETWEEN THE TWO

>>685021611
I was actually interested in a thread about actual catfish, and had a story about finding an honest-to-god catfish in an empty soda can (Orange Crush) in the lake near my house, and how I kept it in an Aquarium and called it "Genie" and got my picture in the local paper with my catfish....

>>685047960
Jigs are up, you ignorant twit.

So Blame knows?

How'd he find out?

>>685049802
Inconsistent pics

Hi I Brad! You may thought that I'm cat but I'm Brad!

That I will have any questions about it was in my phone

>>685049962
Even so, show us the messages. Let us see the conclusion.

>>685049962
What was the 2nd pic

>>685050234
>>685050235
bump