>>685021553
>famous
Who the fuck is she?

>>685021813
Wow...

>>685021553
nobody knows who the fuck that is
>3k well spent
cuck

>>685021553
I don't believe Jynx would do that for 3k

>>685021813
gtfo

>>685021553
Oh it's a fantasy thread

>>685021553
I would rather overspend on a toy. At least I would still have the toy.

>>685021813
jynx maze fucking retard

>>685021813
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCpxJkxJWhM bumpfbcgv

>>685021553
God I'm glad I'm not a fat loser.
Spending $3k to fuck an average looking porn whore, lol.

Youre a fucking idiot dude get out more

I know lower middle class strippers who wouldnt fuck for that amount

Shit 4play in sawtelle, los angeles isnt even that upscale and their private rooms are 800

Fuck that celebs wouldnt fuck for money

Granted I dont know who that is

>>685021813
Had to look up this bitch, because I had no idea either. Fucking faggots in this thread trying to berate you for not knowing some cum dumpster. God damn, faggots, get a girlfriend.

>>685021553
man times have changed, I paid Taylor Rain $500 to fuck ten years ago at the Sundowner in Niagara Falls. I wished afterward that I had bought more coke.

>>685021957
>>685022073
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>>685022236
>living in such a shitty universe where you think a pornstar is famous

You retards make me laugh...and appreciate my life that much more

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>>685022319
her ass is fucking divine though
still of course wouldn't pay fucking 3k lol

think about it OP, you paid 3k to fuck her but pornstars get paid 1k to fuck her

>>685022496
>>685022704
These losers are losers for a reason. They are beyond help.

PS if you can name the girl in the pic, you're probably a worthless loser

>>685022704
meanwhile in real life absolute nobodies/donothings like the kardashians are actually famous

>>685022722
that tattoo ruined her

>>685021553
You spent 3k on that? You're an idiot OP, with that kind of $ u could have gone to Thailand and rented 10/10 bitches for a week and ladybois too

OP here

>>685022038
She used to escort through a booking service before she retired, not sure if she still does as this was a few years ago. She wasn't the only pornstar available. Officially it was all for photo shoots and private parties, but not hard to see what the real business was.

>>685023049
And I can't fuck for over an hour and my dick is less than 8 inches. Don't expect to be paid.

>>685021553
So, are you going to post someone who's actually famous, or are we going to chalk this thread up to "op never delivers?"

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>>685022722
Well...I know how my wife is crawling to our room tonight
>mfw she has that same body type but without the shitty tAt

>>685021553
3k? Do you have herpes and AIDS? Did you even try negotiations? She prolly would have taken $300

>>685023590
Other reviews of her escort sessions should still be up on the erotic review, they were when I saw her.

>>685022028

Jynx Maze
>inb4 fedora user neckbeard, spitting "cuck" like you ever had any real pussy to begin with

Any one who watches porn should know who this is. Is watching porn pathetic. No. Be realistic faggots

>>685023369
Jason?

And yeah, but I wouldn't have had to get on a plane.

>>685025760
Would've had to, rather. I hate flying. Pattaya is entirely too long on a plane.

>>685025500
Calm down dubs, we don't judge.

>>685022028
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>>685022319
>>685022438
>>685023049
>>685023369
>Pay $10,000 for a concert ticket to see your favorite musician
>Perfectly ok
>Spend $3,000 to fuck your favorite pornstar
>cuck
Leave OP alone, he's clearly a fan of her.

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Hernan Coronel of the group Mala Fama (a total meme in argentina), shared a beer and some joints, chill dude, until he snorted 4 lines and shanked a fag half an hour later pic related

>>685026285
>Pay $10,000 for a concert ticket to see your favorite musician
what

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>be me
>huge fan of Van Morrison, have all of his albums, knows all of his songs
>see Van Morrison in New York sitting down with his wife in a restaurant
>jesusfuckingchrist.gif
>go meet the man himself at his table
>be polite as fuck, praising him, literally sucking his dick
>offer to buy him and his wife a round of drinks
>he orders a $600 fucking bottle of red wine and puts it on my tab
>mfw

>>685026669
>He's never been to an MJ concert

>>685026285
How is it perfectly OK to spend 10k on a concert ticket? Have you ever been to a concert, anon, or even know what they are?

>>685026285
wait wtf?

Actually, I would pay $3K to fuck Taylor Swift, assuming a clean bill of health. Hmm, a whole list of female musicians is popping into my head, all of a sudden.

>>685022038
That's a lot of fucking money for a whore.>>685022073
>>685022073

>>685023853
Your wife has a disgusting cunt, retard. Don't lie.

I met Harrison Ford in a Rite Aid. He was buying some cough medicine and beef jerky. Salt and Pepper flavor, I think. Pretty neat.

>>685026351
>coronel
Kike.

>>685028448
did you fuck

>>685026351
Did I miss something? What does your post have to do with anything?

>>685028888
Waste of quads

>>685028888
you didn't even read the OP did you

>>685028448

that is random as fuck and pretty cool.

>>685022588
You fucked Taylor Rain in the VIP room?

Jesus, I didn't think that went on in English Canada.French Canada yeah, because they are all whores there.

Or was it a setup for afterwards?

>>685026285

>Pay $10,000 for a concert ticket to see your favorite musician

What the fuck concert costs 10 grand?

>>685027632
Van Morrison is a cunt, always has been, always will be.

>>685027632
>cucked
i just feel bad for you

did a few lines of ket with that hodor bloke off game of thrones when he was doing a DJ set at some shitty student club my gf works at. he got annoyed because i kept saying HODOR at him

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Fucked the shit out of her for free. We went out in highschool.

>>685021553
I met the president of Finland and some other top politicians. Wasn't amazing since I worked at the parliament. Speaker of the house asked in the elevator if I was going to get wasted on the weekend. I was. Cool beans.

The end.

>>685021553
i have looked into Gunnar Nelson's eyes while trying to contain a retarded smile
and i have had a short conversation about MMA
with Sunna "Tsunami" Davíðsdóttir

>>685027764
If I got them bareback for the whole night, Id agree 3k is about right. Emily Blunt would never walk again..

>>685029644
Who is this? Never heard of her.

>>685022438
>their private rooms are 800
That's what the establishment gets, then they pay her a small portion of that.

>>685029054
>>685029087
Whole thread has been about fucking, regardless. Then one guy posts the topic. Read the fucking thread, nigger. Quads of truth!

>>685023590
Dude she still escorts go to eros.com i saw her up there like a month ago

>>685028888
witnessed

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met her after a show, got her autograph, she didn't even ask my name, but i got to pet her dog.

>>685029808
well she wasnt super famous but she was on some show called zoey 101 or whatever and other shows like general hospital and fuckin that law and order nypd show or whatever. I dunno got to hang with her a couple of times around the studios. I even went out with haylie duff twice but we stopped (she was turned off from me being a cigarette smoker or whatever). thats about it tho...

>>685030129
Haven't bothered to check, already came all over her face so no point

>>685030501
but i got to beat it up for 4 years.
also haylie duff was hillary's sister btw.

>>685030089
I have read the entire thread, faggot

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>>685021813
>>685022496
>>685022704
>not famous
>has wikipedia page with pic

>>685030500
Who the fuck is this. I bet im gunna feel stupid when someone says though...

>>685022704

how fucking euphoric are you in this moment?

>>685021553
i think john might win https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLiCqsfzAZc

>>685030939
It's not the fact that she's famous or not. It's that you're a loser at the end of the day

>>685030939
Hell I have a fucking wiki page and I'm not famous...so fuck your retarded logic

>>685021553

i kinda get the "attracted to this porn star and she's famous" price tag, but $3k is a lot