Exgrillfriend texting me again, /b/ decide what I say.
Fuck off mane
You should say "we're already over, why are you still texting me" (if you want you can say slut after "me" to make her stop effectively)
We can have anal.
I'm trans
>>685011344
tell her you're getting a sex change operation
"literally the only way this conversation is going to continue is if you send me nudes immediately"
Post results
>>685011344
tell her tits or gtfo
Dubs for
>im sorry but the only thing i miss is my uncles cock in my mouth
>>685012261
Wut
>>685011344
Hey, stop texting me its uncomfortable for me.
>>685012516
Reroll
>>685012261
roll
>>685012261
this aahah
>>685011344
"get used to it"
>>685012437
Fuck off, summerfag
>>685012261
roll
>>685012516
fck off homo
>>685012261
rollin'
>>685012668
dis doe
ask for tits
I miss you too.
>>685012261
Check em
extra info, she cheated.
>>685011344
I miss you too. My aim's horrible unfortuantely
I've been pretty lonely lately. Can you send me a picture of your beautiful naked body and then we can get back together.
And I miss not having a ratchet piece of shit texting me. Guess we're both disappointed.
>>685013999
Winrar
>>685013092
lel lel lel
OP is a fag wont deliver
>>685013999
Deliver op you nasty bastard
>>685013999
waiting for reply :)
>>685011344
Beg her to come back. It's not like you are ever going to meet another girl in your lifetime
waiting for more replies zzz
>>685015139
Sorry about that, Damn Autocorrect. Am I right?
Can you send me some tits please?
>>685015139
Dont you remember you cheated on me?
>>685015411
Winrar
>>685015411
Delivar OP
>>685015139
let me see them tits
>>685015139
Remember that time I fucked your friend?
I love you. Nah not really, you're a faggot.
>>685015139
I'm sorry. I said that because I'm hurting. Let's get together tonight, for old times sake? Also, put on something really sexy for me. I want a picture of you. It's been too long.
>>685015139
[send her this picture]
>>685015782
Roll
>>685015139
Do some kegal excersices and maybe we can talk.
>>685015139
Savage! I love it lol
>>685015637
Nyuk nyuk nyuk, without these it would be FB with more faggots
>>685015782
Reroll
>>685016008
I mean, I really miss you too.
i just wanted to see your tits. they're just perfect, please just one pic?
would you like to come over? don't you miss being fucked hard?
>>685015957
Do it
>>685016220
reroll
>>685016203
Roll
Is your mother still married?
>>685016203
send this cuck
Your mom just left, didn't she give you my message? It was all over her back.
>>685016220
final reroll
>>685016008
I just wanna see your roast beef pussy one last time. I've been in the mood for some Arby's all day.
>>685011344
"Tits or gtfo"
>>685016324
Roll
>>685016008
You're a disgrace of a person, stop acting like a child and fuck off, we aren't getting back together and I don't give a single fuck what happens to you
>>685016266
Winrar
>>685016266
Winrar!!!!
>>685015637
Bro this is what /b/ is. Deal with it or leave.
let's fuck?
If you won't send me your nudes can you send me nudes of your little brother?
>>685015637
yeah but that's pretty much all the threads that ever show up
>>685011344
Why did you cheat on me?
>>685016266
Lame
>>685016266
>Checked
Winrar
Rollin'4 cek
>>685015957
And this one too
>>685011344
"let me cum in your asshole. then we can talk."
or
"send nudes."
>>685015637
4chan IS cancer
>>685016411
This.
>>685016463
Shameless self roll
>>685016324
Reroll
>>685016411
Winrar and top kek
>>685016566
DOUBLE WINRAR!!
>>685016577
Winrar
>>685016411
SEND THIS INSTEAD OP
>>685016444
chek
>>685016746
I'm new here, so how do I get a gold account? ;0
>>685016746
Topkek
>>685016839
^^
>>685016839
Pay me a small loan of a million dollaz :^ )
>>685016827
No roast beef? Then show me that sweet pink fish taco
>>685016203
>>685016266
This Was the Winrar faggot OP
>>685016827
>>685016839
>2016
Still new and no gold account
>pleb
>>685016827
Well you texted me first. If you miss me so much, show me those meat flaps or I'll never speak to you again.
>>685017092
I can give you a gold account against a small country !
>>685017053
Roll for the past winrar
>>685017053
That was a crappy roll though
Send this op >>685017166
>>685011344
Hello, is me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes
>>685017037
did this waiting for reply
>>685017224
They hand them out for free in romania i've heard..
>>685017166
Winrar
>>685017238
Thems the rules though.
>>685017232
Roll
>>685016286
Rerolling
>>685011344
Yo tell her how you really feel anon-senpai
>>685017053
Rawl.
>>685017053
Op never said dubs decides
>>685017166
Send this OP
Seriously though it's hard for me to miss you because ever since we broke up I've had this burning sensation every time I piss to remind me of you
>>685017457
I thought I was talking to a thirsty bitch
talkin to the hoe who wont send me my darn diddly doodly noods
>>685017507
True, yet it's implied since that's what he is doing.
>>685017457
Shut up before I donkey punch you
>>685015139
Savage
>>685017457
I'm talking to a prude birch who won't do what she's asked for the man she wants the dicky from, and you wonder why your assistance got sent to the curb
>>685017525
rolllll
>>685017551
Reroll
>>685017555
Winrar
>>685017457
Seems like I'm talking to a cretinous little cunt who's trying to sponge off me again because Chad doesn't want anything to do with her. Stop being a child and thinking you can just worm your way back in after you fucked it all up
>>685016631
Rolling for this double winrar
>>685017457
No who is this
>>685017457
no idea. srry phone is broken, doesn't show who texts me
>>685017525
Send it OP
>>685017660
Lol auto correct , dick* and ass*
>>685017457
got any pics of your mom? I want me some of that fat puss!
>>685017555
Win
>>685017714
hah
>>685016534
Don't cut yourself on all that edge.
>>685017555
Send this immediately
>>685017799
It's edgy cancer
This fuckin guy is my hero
>>685016577
>>685016577
DON'T FORGET EM OP
>>685017864
Agreed!!!
Uhhh yeah, this is obviously the boy in striped pyjamas, right?
>>685017555
this
>>685018088
Dubs
>>685016534
roll
>>685012261
>>im sorry but the only thing i miss is my uncles cock in my mouth
Please send this OP
>>685018088
Nice trips
>>685018204
Summerfag.
Sorry I know I'm acting weird. I'm just trying to be funny because.. I don't really know how to tell you this. I tested positive for HIV. I was actually about to text you when you messaged me first, I'm supposed to inform all my past partners. You should get yourself checked out asap. And don't fuck anyone until you do.
>>685012261
rrrrrroooooooolllllllll
Said Thought I was talking to a thirsty bitch.
All she said was" no... "
>>685018290
Normal fag.
>>685018299
Rollin rollin rollin
>>685018290
ROFLCOPTER. Nice roast man. How do I upvote this?
>>685018299
Rerawl
>>685018299
Dubs confirm aids send this spicy shit nigga
>>685018299
Check'd dubs do it faggot
>>685018299
Yeah, I can get behind this one
>>685018431
XDDDDDDDDD 1337 EDGY MEMES!
NICE MEME ARROWS!
>420!
>K3K!
Is op kill?
>>685018299
Roll for this
>>685018841
xD WELL MEME'D MY FRIEND
>TOPKEK
>>685018910
The anon already rolled dubs
OP send her a black dick pic (assuming you are white) then we can work on claiming it is yours
>>685019000
>>685018299
Do dubs deliver? You didn't specify. If there's no criterion, go with this. If dubs or better deliver, go with this. Just go with this.
>>685019000
I TIP MY HAT TO YOU SIR XD
*tips fedora*
Say "Please baby I just want my dick inside of something, I'll do anything, I'll even let you use a strap-on... You know how I like it ;)"
wow so funny guys you say XD sarcastically but I bet you really just want to XD
>>685019321
*Tips fedora twice*
You've been outtipped sir
>>685019327
Keked
Rolling for this.
>>685019429
xD TOPKEK
YEAH YOU GOT ME ROFLMAO
>>685018299
Do it.
Thread is dead, sage in all fields
not ded
>>685019673
>>SAGE
>>I AM LE MEME KING
Oh shit I saved the wrong person number!
ded
>>685019435
*regrows penis and walks off sad*
>>685019836
not ded