>>684995590
atleast he didnt survive

>>684995745
No he was dead by the time the rescue team arrived

>>684996034
lol no shit. He got his stump grinded

>>684996034
im saying that surviving a stump grinder attack would lead to a pretty miserable life after

I'm not sure how these grinders work?

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>>684995590
only thing i could think of but he didnt die sorry op

knew a farmer who got to close to a combine harvester though

>>684996779
still goes for the chick's butt

>>684995590
That happend near me around Indianapolis

>>684996034
rescue team

>>684995590
That's prolly pretty painful n that, but at least it's over quickly. If I had to choose between falling into a stump grinder or being doused in petrol and burned alive, I'd choose the stump grinder erry day tbh fam.

>>684997118
Congratulations

>>684996687
it would be pretty bad advertisement for the company which build it
i know i would never buy stumper unable to stump a teen to death

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>>684996688
Big round chainsaw blade, basically

>>684995590

>>684996779
>combine harvester
So similar to a stump grinder?

>>684997363
too bad isis have no trees, so they dont need stump grinders

A few years ago some farmer in Wales fell into a vat of shit and drown. His son tried to rescue him and drown too. Really shitty way to go

Probably the worst way to die has to be either being put in a barrel of strong acid and dissolved, or being burned alive. Preferably necklacing our to how the rubber tire around your neck melts, covers you in burning rubber and then you fucking cook to death.

>>684997678
well he was basically minced if thats what you mean.

i don't know how you fall 'into' a stump grinder

>>684997820
>Really shitty way to go
i see...

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>>684995590
"A GoFund me page has since been set up to help cover the family's funeral costs."

Fuck that faggot's family. You'd think they were niggers the way they are clearly trying to profit from their son's death.

>>684998230
>funeral
you'd think the grinder took care of that

Here's what should hit the news.

Interview with teen goes as follows: "What can you say about the way you died?" "I don't know, really, I'm stumped."

Stay tuned, next we will find out, "Can You Stump the Trump?"

>>684996384
Kek

>>684998230
Funerals are extremely expensive

>>684998521
and so are teens

>>684998230
yeah
they prly dont even know which son have died

Imagine taking a walk in the forest somewhere close to mountains/rocks etc. You walk and stumble on a branch and fall. You fall in to a hole head down. The hole is deep enough to keep you halfway of it, but it's so tight that you cant move your arms or legs and you're stuck. You cant do anything but wait for your death for days. Even if you lost weight, you would drop just a few cm deeper changing nothing

>>684998521
So fucking cremate him. No one said he had to have a $10,000 funeral. How about having the negligent uncle he was working for pay for it?

Of course, he's the son of a single mom, so maybe he is part nigger after all.

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>>684998723
Like that

>>684995590
so what happens to baby birbs every day

>>684999214
That shit triggers me so hard.
I almost have panic attacks just thinking about that

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>>684999488
i dont get it

>>684996688
Nice triple dubs

Falling into the hole of an outdoor toilet and drowning in shit and piss.
This is one of my ultimate fears

>>684999604
man at that point id just say throw that bitch on high blast, no one wants to come back from that

>>684999488
Because you are an idiot. You must've drank paint as a child.

>>684999214
Falling off your stilts would be pretty bad.

>>684998024
Something similar happened around here (Belgium), some young fella fell in feet first, the neighbors heard him scream for quite a while...
Just imagining it, and the screams, gives me a chill.

>>684998441

That was pretty bad.

>>684996687
I hate when stump grinders attack

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>>684999616
Claustrophobia, faggot.,

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>>684998723
Something similar has happened, they could not even risk getting the body back its still there rotting.

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>this

>>684995590
The retard was kicking at a log that had jammed instead of putting the shredder in reverse. That's like, the first thing your taught when doing the safety brief. Fucking idiot

>>685000063
i thought he was standing on stilts upside down

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>>685000098

This is one of my worst nightmares, srsly...

Surely being beheaded would be the worst.

Or blocking your ass and cock with tar and putting you in a barrel of water constantly refuelling it so you drink it to survive but your innards explode.

Or hungry rats eating through your flesh.

>>684998913
Cremation is cheaper but still expensive when you factor in the cost for the actual funeral and urn

>>684995590
lets see them tits OP

>>685000598
why beheading?

>>685000685
Why have a funeral? Or an urn for that matter? If you can't afford it, don't do it. Don't beg for money like a nigger.

>>685000598

>Or hungry rats eating through your flesh.

Too much Game of Thrones.

>>685000996000000 GET

>>685001028
it reminded me of the movie 2 fast 2 furious

>>685000832

Some one slicing away at your neck drowning in your own blood the pain. Fucking nightmarish way to go. All the terrorists who do this need to be drone striked.

>>685001028

Isn't it also refer need in sky fall or something

>>684998230
Most 19 year olds don't have funding in place for a funeral you retard.

>>684999087
You sick fuck this is actually very good.I might keep the photo for .....science purposes!The hot water garbage i'm using isn't effective for too long.

>>685001295
oh, i thought you meant a quick beheading, not slowly cutting of the head, yeah i guess that is pretty unpleasent

>>685001679
Nigger, I didn't say the dead kid should pay for his own funeral. His family should just suck it up and pay for whatever pauper's service they can afford, like white people always do. There's no reason why anyone should donate money to this over much more worthy causes.

>>684998378
Underrated

>>685002168

Except for things like sympathy and empathy


But not from King Edgy Kid no sir

>>685002168
it's 2016, people will ask for money because of everything
>'i kill my babeyboi coz i was shankin sum niggas ass and he climb in microwev, pls give 100000 doller for chikun'

>>685002434
So, you think people should waste money on some poorfag's funeral, as opposed to giving the money to some other living sick kid who might actually benefit from it?

Funerals are a total waste of money. Fuck his single mom and worthless family who can't afford a basic funeral.

>>684998441
0/10

>>685000598
what's that greek one where they feed you honey in a log until you choke on your shit?

being sucked down by a dam's intake and getting pinned against the grate