>>684992972
>walk up to her
>ask her out

it's that fucking simple, quit being a spineless turd or you'll never get anywhere with women

Try to talk to her on some online app, because I know most of the people here are socially awkward. I'm new to 4Chan but I know how to talk to a girl. I suggest as I said before, talk to her online. Then after a few days of intense talking, ask her out. Extra points if you look good. Good Luck, my dude

>>684992972
More

>>684993415
I've been talking on the instagram chat for the past 30min.

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>>684993435
Older is on the right

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>>684993415

Any one?

>>684994896
Fuck your awkward

>>684995610
It gets more odd hold on

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>>684995977
dude... what is this.
is this how you talk to your friends?

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>>684996401
i didnt know what to do. This is now. Just more ye

>>684996549
Try actually talking to herr about something?

>>684993992
she ugly OP

>>684992972
Fart in her mouth

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>>684996549
tell her "I want to fuck and cum inside that tight asshole with my white knight cock.

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>>684997228

>>684997399
She's cute

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>>684992972

>convert to Islam
>make it known you will only follow Sharia law
>Women can't be raped
>People too afraid to appear racist, leave you alone
>Praise be Allah

>>684997903
Why would I become a sand nigger?

>>684997781
progress, next time try "How was your day" instead, more personal

>>684997781
Holy shit son. You must be the crown jewel of beta faggotry. The belle of the beta ball.

>>684998465
Fixed

>>684998742
Ok, now pop the question "Ay yo bby u wanna sum dik"

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>>684996549
God damn you're bad at this. Here, just do this. In no particular order, if applicable.

>hey are you seeing anyone right now?
>I've had a crush on you for a while now.
>I know you've turned me down before, but I'll be graduating soon and leaving town. If you're even just a little bit curious about the prospect of us being together, let me take you out to dinner and we'll see how things go! ;)
>My two favorite things are commitment and improving myself. Even if we don't click well, at least you can give me some pointers on how to pick up girls in college so I can get over you.

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>>684998931
Why would I do that
>she aint 18

>>684999317
I've never asked her. I asked her older sister who is a few months younger than me
>one on the right is the older one
>>684999320
>>684993992

>>684997781
if she says
'fin {whatever she says] how was yours?"

DO NOT answer with a negative. Even if you day was shit today, pretend it wasn't

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>>684998324
Cause they get all the bitches they want, just a rapin' away

Watch the fucking news

>>684999586
Ok

>>684992972
>>684993992
>>684999320
someone cum on her

>>685000290
for real, no girl wants you to bring her good day down by hearing about how much yours sucked.

Anon, talk to her like you do your friends.
Girls are just people.

DO NO pour out your love and talk about having a crush on her
DEFINITELY DO NOT talk about her sister if you can avoid it.

>>685001657
and keep posting progress before we get bored and leave you to be rejected

>>685001657
I never had a crush on either. I asked out her sister sophmore year becuase her sister had a crush on me in middle school

>>685001884
>sophomore year
how long ago was this?

>>685002060
Im a senior

>>684992972
You, and all the other inexperienced boys think that there are secret or special ways to get women to do what you want. There aren't. If you ask her to go out ( which is all you can do), she will say yes if she wants to and no if she doesn't. It's really that simple

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>>685001809
What do I say?

Halp

>>685002245
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh ok
>the game has changed

i thought you were trying to switch between sisters like a few days apart.

You good anon, you have her talking, being silly. The advantage of being an 'older guy'

anyway,
>>685002984
Keep her to talking about herself. The more she does, the more she will enjoy being around you.
If she asks your opinions though, DO NOT be afraid to disagree. A friend is a yes-man door mat.
SO, tell her your day was pretty good, then ask her about why she's already sick of Culinary.

>>685003630
"It was good. What has you sick of culinary?b

>>685002736
anon speaks the truth
believe it or not, virgins. your pua heroes are themselves inexperienced/virgins.
girls can think and make decisions for themselves. they're not a video game with cheat codes.
if they say, it's a no. don't stick around and embarrass yourself more than necessary.

>>685004158
He's seeking advice, not garantees

Bump 4 help

>>685004018
be less harsh with your language.

this is a conversation, not a test.

"It was pretty good, can't complain anyway. So you're sick of culinary already? That sucks, how come?"

Be casual.

Btw, also should make up some task that you're doing while texting her-
it'll do two things for you
1. it implies your time is valuable
2. It will tell her "you're not yet worth my full attention" with out saying that.
3. it gives you the liberty to take long pauses between messages without sounding too rude

the goal is to play the ass hole, without leaving a trail of ass-holery

>>685006026
Right when you tyoed that she responded

>>685006026
see, girls LOVE to compete for attention
>especially the pretty ones

>>685002984
I see the rest of you beta fags are retarded...

She said she is bored of culinary? Use that as a backboard for a date....tell her you bet you could make it fun for her. Ball is now in her court...if she says oh yeah? Then get her over for a dinner date where you cook together. Women love a man that can cook.

>>685006026
Listen to this guy.

>>685006395
nah bro, he playin by HS rules.
Save that for when he moves out

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>>685006026
This was her response. Should I say I'm cashiering at work right now?
>>685006395
Nice idea
>>685006642
Highschool is where people grow into adults

Just tell her let's fuck.

Because once I get to college I will forget completely about you unless I take your virginity.

Bump 4 assistance

>>685006776
Fuck her in the pussy. Post pics

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Here's what you do OP. Ask her out, tell her you'll pay for a movie/small dinner/ date activity, and tell her she gets a free thing out of it and if she still doesn't want to, you two can part ways. And if she has fun, you two can do something again.

Make it sound like no risk and make her feel in control. Girls like that feeling and makes them comfortable. However it's up to you to make her have fun so if you fuck that up that's your problem.

>>685006776
Damn it just tell her you know some shit about culinary, and invite her to a culinary date, like other anon says.

Then movies
Then fuck

she doesn't look like all the nearby men are all rage when she come by

>>685007749
Considered. Thou
>>685006776
ghts on?

>>685006776
GOOD this is what you want. She's just handed you fresh conversational material. She's engaged. Girls who don't have interest will not answer with more than 5 words.

Are you cashiering at work right now?
If you are, great. That shows you're responsible enough for a job without bragging. (btw Never brag, or show off.) If not, you could get caught in a lie.
If not, make up something better, you have hobbies that aren't nerdy? Sports you play?
If all else fails, you're out doing [whatever there is to do in anon-ville] with your buddies.

>Highschool is where people grow into adults
hahahahahahahaha, good one anon

>>685008071
nah, she looks like a 7

7's have more fragile self worth than 8's and 9's, she needs to be wooed a little, otherwise she may hide.

>>685008133
I have two jobs (but just watching Good Willing Hunting for the first time right now). What now?
>>685008071
I'm no chef, but I do know salmon

>>685008536
>watching Good Willing Hunting for the first time right now

So you're out doing [whatever there is to do in anon-ville] with your buddies, right? Cuz you so social anon. Be vague. this about her culinary class, right?

>Thats a good movie tho

>>685008536
>salmon
Salmon is not the easiest fish to cook : ask >>>/ck/ bro's for advice

You may start with this, but risk to get friendzoned is high.
Consider talking about more manly stuff like sports as >>685008133 said.

Then propose culinary date.

>>685009090
Piggy backing off the culinary date...this will sound cheesy but do something similar to one of those food channel games or have a cooking contest...all the food you make ends up being dinner.

>>685009021

anyway, point here is to build this into an actual conversation.

a conversation that ends later on tonight with
Hey, you know what? I'd like to go to [whatever] with you sometime, are you free [PICK AN ACTUAL DAY]?
This forces here to pick a different day, which is a cool mental trick that makes the brain feel like she's already agreed, and now its all down to scheduling.

>>685009398
>>685009090
these are second dates dude, and a solid idea at that.

>>685008536
And DO NOT hesitate between answers THIS much : she will think you are calculating for something...

You may tell her you got a call from your cousin for some random game, but it works only once in a row...

>>685009021
I've heard is very harsh for the first year or two. But he gets better. From personal experience the juniors (in general) aren't the greatest bunch, but you will survive. On another note, me and my friends are watching Good Will Hunting, have you seen it before?

Good?

QUICK BEFORE SHE GROWS SUSPICIOUS

>>685009488
nah dude he's
>out doing [whatever there is to do in anon-ville] with your buddies

he's too busy to answer EVERY text, he's not some beta fag.

>>685009645
not bad, but make sure you keep the conversation on her. if you start talking about the movie, you will run out of topic, fast. Especially because you haven't seen it, therefore you're already limited to only what you have seen.

>>685010009
also, brb anon/good luck if we 404

>>684999317
Spot on just not the last bit makes you seem like selfish

>>685010009
Just leave that out or what do I say?

>>685006776
Ill give you a cunnilingus you won't get sick off bby

>>685009645
Too long, factorize it (it's a girl you're talking to not a computer)

"Yeah, I've heard it's very hard at the first year, but you will get used to"

Then, using the fact you were talking to your friend/cousin (/b actually)

"Was on phone with [], tolds me [movie] was great, are you free [date] ?"

>>685010612
I've heard is very harsh for the first year or two. But he gets better. Don't mind the juniors, they'll be gone soon. On another note Inm planning on seeing The Good Guys this friday with some friends, wanna come along?

>>685011021
>>>685010612
>I've heard is very harsh for the first year or two. But he gets better. Don't mind the juniors, they'll be gone soon. On another note Inm planning on seeing The Good Guys this friday with some friends, wanna come along?
Good?
If no reply in 3 I will ask with this

>>685006776
Ask her do you wanna do something this Saturday

>>685011021
You were idle too long anon, you can't start your message this way anymore.

Say you were on phone w/ your "far away" cousin and talked bout "Good guys" movie : ask her what she feels about it

Culinary subject will have to wait...

And DO NOT mention your actual friends, they may be more alpha than you or, worse, so much beta she will classify you as beta as well

>>685011819
K

>>685011607
On the other hand, your "juniors being gone soon" was a good line : it makes them retarded hence not worth dating.

An option may be to mention culinary subject IRL when waiting for the movie, then tell her about your salmon skills, but again risk to get friendzoned may be high.

A real guy should care just enough of his girl, else it will looks like a faggot

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>>685012448
Thankyou, didn't give the junior thing second thought
>>685011819

>>685012759
LITERALLY PEPE IRL

>>685012759
NIGGER, I SAID "COUSIN" not "FRIEND" !

You actually said your friend are more important than her. Cousins are family so it's more acceptable.

Insta reply with a "have you heard about that movie" like line, before she starts to think to much...

>>685013514
>>685013514
"You've heard of the good guys" right?
>don't feel like cencoring
I have no cousins

>>684996549
please god tell me someone is saving this for the next cringe thread

also, gl anon. you're going to need it at this rate

>>685014051
It actually gets better

>>685013860
Rather pick my previous line.
She will never admit she doesn't because all girl will wikipedia for that kind of shit

AND DROP SOMETHING THE FUCK, YOU ARE THINKING TOO MUCH.

Even the time I pass solving the captcha is too much

>>685014477
It was sent. Waiting for a reply now. Lets think ahead. What next since she'll say yes

>>685014720
2 options :
- She has already seen it
- She hasn't, if so arrange a date for the movie.

Then get.

>>685015073
I don't think its out till friday

>>685015228
So it's a definite get until she's not interessed by that peculiar movie.

If you can get tickets for première, then you will be like a duke to her, and all those junior faggots will look poorfag then.

Else offer saturday.

>>685015775
She needs to responed first though, thats the shitty part

>>685015904
Maybe she's talking to her friend...

Check timestamp of messages : if she takes the same amount of time to answer, she has been pissed by the fact you took your friend call BEFORE her.

If she has doubled that amount of time, then her friend is your cockblocker : find out who is she, she might be interested.

But right now, wait. Ball is on her side.

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>>685016209
A possible unfortunate reality

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OH SHIT SHE REPLIED!
I'm thinking of telling her what the movie is (english im taking in film studies, i love movies)

2 what??? XDXDXD
>>685016284

>>685016209
And let's take time for your next message.

If she drops a "not interested" answer, tell her that your friend actually just confirmed he had got tickets for 2 for première, and you thought about her because you had a crush on her.

That's beta as fuck, but she will get pissed for losing a première : she may beg after, but tell her you were so hurt/pissed you tell your friend to give the tickets to someone else.

AND, if she's interested, propose saturday : because friday will be crowded as fuck...

>>684993992
Pity, I find the younger sister is often the prettier one... too bad OP.

>>684999317
What the what? op, stop the retarded shit you're currently doing, but definitely don't follow this aspie.

>>685017162
She doesn't seem disinterested though

>>685016928
Twelve minutes.

Rather wikipedia 'n google than bitch talking !

And you have been begging for advice here for HALF A FUCKING HOUR.

You're on your way to GET.

Ask her for saturday.

>>685017521
"It's supposed to be pretty funny movie and I was planning on seeing it friday. Would you like to come along?"

>>685017801
Good?

>>685017801
GO GO GO

>>685010446
Damn so close

>>685011607
How about the ole lickeroo?

>>685018055
Dubs never lies.

And for the saké of Gott, stop thinking this much. Girl is on your way to GET, i'm pretty sure you don't need extra assistance at this point.

>>685018351
>>685018055
Sent
Waiting

>>684992972
4/10 what do you /b/ros think?

come on op

>>685018639
I need a pussy close-up and an ass pic to have a relevant advice.

Why in the hell do you think I'm helping OP to GET if not for pooper pics.

Bumperoo