Potassium cyanide.

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Autoerotic asphyxiation

Maybe don't suicide, live out the painful life and die

>>684976432
Old age

>>684976432
Do it in the rain for dramatic effect

>>684976432

Don't be an idiot OP, don't kill yourself.

>>684976432
Natural causes

you don't

wait for the good times to come OP. dont give up yet

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>>684976432

>>684976631
rollerino

Hang. But before you do it, carve "anon was here" into a beam like from the shawshank redemption

>>684976432
Life gets better, trust me OP.

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Overdose on prescription meds.

>>684976432
**shove a poisoned knife up your butthole**

>>684976658
Roll

>>684976432
death... by snu snu!

>>684977415
roll

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>>684976432
Seppuku.
So you may die with honour.

Hang yourself with your moms panties

Toaster+bathtub

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>>684976432
rollin

>>684977092
This kind of thread isnt even listed there, newfag. Lurk more or kill yourself please

>>684976432
roll

>>684976794
Roll

Anal sex with horse

Hang yourself

Suicide-bomb a furry convention.

Always fun finding your most hated enemy then ramming your car at them in high speed. If lucky you and him die in a fiery crash. If not so lucky make sure to have gun with you to finish yourself and him off if need be.

It's not really messy ussually and your parents won't see it.

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>>684977092

>>684976432
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/alicecooper/schoolsout.html

>>684978936
haha this

no dying

Nuclear bomb

Cocaine and Hookers; you're not gonna need the money anyway, might as well spend it

>>684977508
kek. rolling for this

>>684976631
Roll

>>684976631
Reroll

>>684977266
Roll

>>684978936
reroll

You will need:
i.) one screw-type spider gag,
ii.) twelve 0.25oz tubes of Gorilla Glue for Textiles,
iii.) one rooftop.

Watch the weather forecast for a guaranteed rainstorm of at least three hours' length. Immediately before the scheduled storm, remove your clothes and bring the gag and Gorilla Glue to the rooftop.

Apply the Gorilla glue to the insides of your nostrils and pinch them together tightly for sixty seconds. Fix the spider gag to your mouth, open it as wide as you can tolerate, and attempt to bite down to guarantee that you cannot close the gag.

Spread three tubes of Gorilla Glue on to your back and lie on the roof face-up. Apply the remaining Gorilla Glue to the underside surfaces of your body facing the roof, starting with your legs and ending with your hands.

When the rainstorm begins, you will be unable to close your mouth and will eventually die either of water poisoning or else of drowning.

Enjoy.

>>684979481
http://www.mangahere.co/manga/dead_tube/
Any of the death in here.

However bonus for doing the suicide one. bomb around neck.
http://www.mangahere.co/manga/dead_tube/c013/2.html

>>684976432
Dorwn yourself in Bathtub, I've thought this through.

>>684977508
Roll

>>684976432
he just meant

Gas! The Juice!

oj just makes him gassy. u cunts..

Take up an extreme sport and one day, once you've become a well-liked member of the adrenaline-addicts, don't utilize your safety equipment properly.

>>684979820
Roll

>>684979906
in an inch of water or less. Make it look like an accident so everything thinks you are a tard.

>>684979820

rollan

>>684976631
Yes!

>>684976432
Die of old age

overdose on cannabis

>>684979990
so close

>>684979820
roll

>>684977092
This is literally 99%of threads here...
This is basically saying/b/ is pure cancer...
...
I see nothing wrong here. Move along. >>684977092

>>684980227
Well you're not wrong. /b/ is the cancer of the internet. Also the most monitored by FBI.

Hi FBI guys want some cheese pizza?

>>684976631
This might 'get little' messy

Inhale several golfballs, fully lubed with coconut oil.

Cancer

Talk to the government to fake your death and become their assassin. Then climb in ranks and become the president's right hand. Assessinate him in tv and an hero by cops.

>>684979820
Add

https://youtu.be/w40ushYAaYA?t=44s

for good measure.

suicide by cop

why do I always get trips??? Also kill yourself by going into a hood and shoot as many niggers and sandniggers as possible. be an hero

Drowning in the bathtub

If you've got nothing to lose but your life, anything other than death would be an improvement.

Don't be a weak fuck. Stay alive

>>684976432
underage b&
also op hasnt got the guts to kill himself
you know it, we know it
it's called bait thread and is a common form of attention whoring.
suck my cock, lil' fag.

Old age

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how about use you depression as a key to something better.

for me it was a real turning point in my life, i was close to killing myself, and i thought hey, why not use it as a bit of freedom, i mean, can't really fuck up, and if i do who cares

since then i started a highly successful business and my life has improved significantly

hang in public

Hang