>>684976036
get off /b/ and never come back

shit on the bonnet

>>684976104
roll

Punch the windshield

Break off hood ornament, shove in asshole, post pics

>>684976780
Rolling for glass in fist

He clearly knows he's going to piss someone of having a car that long. As such, he's been as considerate as he can be, by parking in the end bay in the corner. Nothing else he could have done.

If 69, write a note on the windshield saying 'thank you for parking sensibly, have a good day'

>>684976036
Sit on the hood naked then wait for the owner

>>684976036
Smell it.

>>684977041
roll

stop being a jealous cunt and get a well paying job

>>684977033
bump

punch the window

>>684976036
Write a note with your mobile number and the saying "I've always needed a sugar daddy xoxo"

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can tell summer is coming

Just cum on the hood

>>684977256
And leave it there, obviously.

>>684977102
>It's only smellz

>>684976036
maybach?

Spread shit on whole car

crap it on the windshield and write "4chan said Hello"

>>684977314
yes

spread shit on car

Leave it alone

>>684976036
steal it

>>684976036
key it. key the maybach

>>684977383


REROLL FOR EVERYTHING WITH SHIT>>684977387

>>684977292
re roll

Dont waste your life on getting trips. And if so, vomit on all the windows of that car.

>>684977431
reroll

>>684977431
roll

>>684976036
wait for owner
ask him for job

>>684976036
Take a shit on the hood

Wash and wax it.

Op gonna pussy out

Spread that shit on the whole car if not enough shit go find more to spread on whole car

give the exhaust pipe a blowjob

Shit on the hood

>>684976036
Let the air out of the tires

>>684977670

so close

Reroll for shit on car

>checkem

>>684976036
loosen the lug nets

>>684977560
roll

steal the maybach sign and wear it on a necklace

Share the gospel with it

Pic of dick on hood.

>>684977670
reroll

Kick in windshield

wait for owner and compliment him on his nice car

Lick the tire

roll, putt the wiper in your anus

>>684977777
What ever this post is.

poop on it

>>684977823

saw off the front end so it fits perfectly in that square

>>684977670
rollllll

>>684977819
Re roll

>>684977862
>>684977863
>>684977864
WOAH
NICE COUNTS
>>684977864
WINNRAR

shove turd up exhaust pipe..

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dont touch a mans car you little shit. why do you think he parked it right next to the wall?

>>684977909
again

>>684976036
Get off /b/ and never come back

shit on it and draw a dicke with ur poo poo

>>684977908
its 69 for win retard.
rolling for shit on hood.

>>684977909
THIS

>>684977983
reroll

Leave the car alone, punch your face with the wall

>>684977987
I'll roll

>>684977909
DO THIS

HOOD SHIT! HOOD SHIT! HOOD SHIT! HOOD SHIT!

replace hood ornament with your amputated penis and balls

sugar in gas tank

show bellybutton then go to bed

Dump pink paint on it

>>684977670
this

remove the wall and rebuild it around the car

>>684977909
re

>>684978106
tard, you cant open the tank of a maybach without a key.

>>684977041
Rollando

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OP, I think you should do nothing and instead seek mental health assistance from a professional.

take a big shit on it

>>684978080
ROLL!

Sharpie in muffler

>>684978080
reroll

Key it

cum on winshield

FUCKING KEY THE FUCKER

remove wheels

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>>684976036

>>684978304
key it.

get cancer and die

>>684978294
re

>>684978348
key the car OP

ITT: Underage edgy children

Most of you aren't old enough to have purchased a car or know what it's like to have to repair the car due to someone else being a dipshit.

Bust window
Get naked
Get in back seat
Sleep

Wait for owner
Piss on hood in front of him

>>684976036
poop in hand and write cislord on the windshield.

Break all the windows, then put a sticky note on it that says, this is samantha, and he'll wonder about it for the rest of his life

>>684976036
Poop on hood.

>>684978386
It's a fucking maybach. im sure the owner can afford it faggot

>>684978294
reroll

>>684977540
This

Cum on windshield and spread in all over

>>684978467
So close

cut the brake-lines

breake the windows

>>684978487
poopoo on da windscreen

>>684978522
This

>>684978467
Rerollando

fuck the exhaust pipe like the autist you are

Dump pink paint on it ,

>>684976036
break hood ornament off with your dick

Throw up over the hood

>>684978326
thats like all threads we have

>>684978587
Shit on the car

Steal it

Kk

cum on windshield and spread it around. big load op.

>>684978487
>im sure the owner can afford it faggot
Bernie Sanders supporter detected.

Listen you little shit for brains, just because someone has money doesn't mean you have to be a fucking retard. You could have more money and the things you want in life if you wanted but you don't.

Instead, all of you FEEL THE BERN dipshits just sit around blaming everyone for your problems.

Can I come over and take apart every single piece of your computer? You're on 4chan, you've got free time, you can afford to spend an entire day fixing it.

Fucking dumbass.

spray paint 'hope she was worth it' all over to gain ultimate viral powers

Take a shit over the damn hood

Spread cum on windshield

>>684978080
roll

hide underneath car and wait for owner

Break all windows and the wheels

CUM ON WINDSHIELD OP

Deflate all tires

poop on window and make a time stamp with the shit

>>684976036

Decide what? There are probably entitled assholes in the rest of the spots. This dude found some that were left, and parked in the least obtrusive one possible. Well done to him; leave alone, and learn a lesson.

>>684978767
And rape him

ITT: Underage b&

>>684978860
reroll

Lick left door opener ...

Dick in the muffler

>>684978080
Rolling for this

break out a window

>>684978860
reeeerolleriiiiiinooo said the wheals

>>684978691
appearantly me making a comment about money and cars makes me a bernie sander supporter?

go back to fucking tumblr you dumbass. I'm on 4chan because i took the day off work, fucker.

break windshield

>>684978891
Take out the car for a date in a french restourant

>>684978849
re

Smear shit on all door handles.

Do nothing

>>684978691

you need a better accountant

Bash it

shove turd in exhaust

>>684978965
Kill yourself

>>684978994
Re-roll

hide in the wheel arch like the dirty Mexican you are

Stick the emblem at the front of the car up your ass faget

>>684978970
Fuck.
Close.
Shit.

shit on hood

>>684979031
roll

Lie under the car and wait for him to run you over.

>>684976036
break window and put a sticky note with your name and address

Leave

>>684979018
The definition of b: the Post

write "Feel the Bern" in pre cum on the windshield

smash windows and go to jail

>>684978964
op here thats not possible without a hammer.
tried it with my shoes. its very stabile

>>684979031
this

>>684978999
Nice trips

Write "Niggermobile" on windshield with shit.

fuck the cars exhaust and post pic of your blackened dick

shit on hood

>>684979031
roller

leave some money on the roof

>>684979096
re

poop on it

>>684979031
do it

>>684979018
Hey, every once in a while something funny crops up in a YLYL thread.
Not often, but sometimes.

>>684978860
rollerino

piss on the handles

>>684979139
roll

>>684977292

rerollo

steal it you nigger

>>684976036
wash the car free of charge

>>684977431
>thinking that's a maybach
It's an S600 Pullman you fuck

>>684979139
rollerino

>>684979096
reroll

Write Fat nigger on it

>>684979248
reroll

drop a deuce on the hood

>>684979139
dis

>>684977292
>cum

rrorororoololol

>>684979269
kys faggot.

>>684979269
FUCK YOU

>>684979269
you fuck

>>684979018
porn
fap rulets
trap
r34
s fur
fb faps
teens
milfs
are all cancer

the res tare ok

>>684979269
NOOOOOOOOO

>>684978860
rollling

>>684979269
Wasted

>>684979269
Key it Winrar!

>>684979269
Nigger

>>684979269
Mercs are for faggots

>>684979269
WINRAR do it OP key the car

draw a dick on the hood with your keys

Get a key. Insert it in your anus and leave parking

>>684979269
>maybach
http://www.mbusa.com/mercedes/vehicles/model/class-S/model-S600X

are you retarded?

>>684979427
This

>>684979269
hurrrrrrr durrrrrrrrrr let me kill a promising thread on /b/ by showing how kool I am cuz I know my types of cars! God I wished somebody loved me!

>>684979248
rereroll

>>684979269

mercedess600=maybach

>>684979269
you are so stupid the S600 is a fucking maybach you uneducated faggot

go bare back in that maybach

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Print this out and tape to windshield

>>684979269
Check the headlights tard

poop and write timestamp out of fecal matter