I had sex. Seems to be the usual method.

>>684975860
I lost mine to Father Martin

>>684975938
Greentext ?

>>684975912
/thread

in b4 all "my dad rapes me" jokes

>>684975860
i was 14, she was 15. we fucked on her bed while her obese mother was in the living room. girl wasn't fat, though. it was awkward and probably not fun for her but i got off and came inside. thank god she didn't become pregnant. switched schools soon after, never saw her again.

btw, she was latina but pale, blue eyed, blonde latina, not veronica rodriguez type. tried looking her up a while ago and got nowhere b/c she had one of those generic hispanic names.

>>684975912

>virginity is the state of never having had sexual intercourse
>losing your virginity is having sex for the first time
>you had sex to have sex for the first time

Thanks for the input, John.

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>>684975860
carefully

>>684975860
Like a faggot

>>684976314
Interesting answer

By fucking. Seems to be a good method

>>684976174
Greentext ?

>>684976237
dat ending

>>684976411
nah, fuck that.

>>684976237
#Jesuismezzanine

>>684976237
Nice story, got more ?

17 had no experience, never had a gf, had some akward foreplay with a girl I knew since a few weeks, she seemed to like it though but I almost felt nothing, didn't feel ready at all. She put it in her to try to please me. Felt kinda good but I was feeling terrible at the same time. It lasted a few minutes then we stopped. Few hours after I left. Never saw her again. Now 19. Never had any sexual experience since then.

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>>684975860
>Had planned to just watch a movie with her in my room
>Family changes plans to stay home
>MFW
>Mom says that she doesn't want me and gf to be alone in my room together
>MF fucking W
>change plans, tell mom & dad that we're going to dinner
>bring her to a park
>Watch the movie on my laptop with her in the back of my car
>We fuck
>She finishes, I don't
>Car pulls up
>holyshit.jpg
>We're scrambling to get our clothes on
>get clothed and GTFO

10 months since breakup and I still love her

>>684975938
Billy ?

>>684975860
>Implying /b/'s ever had sex

>>684976591
oh yeah, pic related. Was the movie

>>684976591
What did she look like ?

>>684975938
>be me
>fucking chick
>she takes off mask
>its father martin

by having sex

>>684976237
moar ?

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>>684976801
I came

Lost mine to my cousin and i know you fags lewd over that shit but I regret it.

>>684977101
No ur a faggot

>>684976719
Beautiful, shorter than me, short brown hair

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>be me
>be 15 geeky, skinny and smal
>been with bf for about a year
>we already did some groping but not more
> be in my bed one summer afternoon
> just chillin and complaining about parents and shit
> mine arent home
> at some point he gets horny
> pass his hand under my shirt
> starts fondling what could be my breasts in I wasn't so flat
> Ok why not
> we start making out
> gets me horny too
> real good kisser
> convinces me to get my pants of
> tries fingering me but like a 15yo knows how to finger
> Not very effective
> At least he find my clit
> at some point he takes hes pants down
> I try jerking him but he wants more
> ok fuck why not
> His dick is standard sizze but I'm not
> My vag is VERY tight
> gets us 15min painfully trying
> He almost comes just as he gets in, but no
> starts feeling good at last
> he's on top of me, so it's hot as hell
> I'm sweating as fuck
> he doesn't know how to thrust
> Well I don't know better so I don't care
> It's been about 3minutes when I hear my door open and my mother's voice staring
> Anonette would you just for o-
>Silence
>Terror
> She starts screaming
> "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU FUCKING FREAK OH MY FUCKING GOD"
> bf starts panicking
> gets his pants up fast as light, starts leaving
>tfw when he uncovers me, pantless
> trying to hide under my covers
> My mom won't stop screaming

cont.

>>684978586
Who the fuck post memecenter gifs

>>684978586
Cont:

>In the end I got grounded for 9months
>forbidden to speak to bf
>Like I care, he was a total moron
>managed to get a better fuck 6months later, pretending I was studying at some imaginary friend's

Wanna read ?

>>684978586
almost gave me a chuckle

>>684978586
Tits or GTFO

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>>684975860
I didn't.

>>684978980
No but I want u to cont. To show tits or gtfo
>itsthelaw

>>684979137
>>684979081
I have almost no tits you fucking cuntfags
I'm 22 and I still look like I'm in middle school

>>684979434
Well that's even better, that's exactly why we hang out here.

>>684978980
No

>>684978586
shit story but got any nudes ?

drunk af (helped with nerves at the time) with current gf

felt good man

With my wife, fucking brutal

>>684976237
Holy shit

>>684975860
34 haven't. hooker said no

>>684979770
Now that's a story I want to read

18 on valentines day

>>684979983
Greentext ?

>>684978663
>gif

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>>684976237
Well, nice of you to screencap my story
Could've joined Jade's pic at least

>>684979723
story ?

>be me (23 yo) and girl coworker (25)
>lets call her S
>on a smoke break, talking about
masturbating
> get real horny but not sure what to do.
>start walking back to work
>grab her arm, turn her back to me and kiss her
>make out for about a minute
> that was it for that day
>fast forward a week later
>finished bar hopping with bunch of coworkers
> me and S finish smoking a bowl in parked car
>bored of talking and make a move again
> make out for a few minutes then she starts to moan
>work my hand into her panties, wet as fuck
>finger fuck her for a good while till she SQUIRTS!
>Keep fingering her, squirts 5 more times.

Was super cool making her squirt like that but my car reeked of cat piss for a week from the puddle she squirted out. Lose virginity in next part

Continue?

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>>684975860
I didnt

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I fucked a 40 year old Russian escort...
Pic related, its her

>>684980483
of course
What's your job ?
What's she look like ?

>>684980722
Not bad, would fuck too
Story ?

>>684975860
In 1999 my sister took my virginity. I was 17, she was 19 at that time. I was a late bloomer and nerdy, she felt sorry for me I guess...
One lonely weekend, parents were nowhere to be found as usual, we got drunk together. Just shooting the shit, her failed relationships, me failing to even get one... by the time we finished the 2nd bottle of wine we pretty much stopped talking and just cuddled on the couch. I can't remember what I asked her at that moment, but instead of an answer she sat up, looked at me, told me to take off my pants.

>>684980893
"I... what?" was all I could muster.
"Fuck this, it's no big deal...", she said as she slipped off her pants. Unhappy with speed of things she "helped me" out of my jeans and boxers, knelt beside me and sucked my cock into her mouth. I thought she'd stop once I was hard, but she kept going, eyes closed, seemingly enjoying it. When I told her I was getting close she stopped, got on top of me, aimed the tip of my cock at her pussy and sat down on it. I watched my cock disappear in her pussy, then looked up at her. She was looking at me, our eyes met, we hesitated.
Then for the first time in my life I took initiative and went for a kiss. She returned it, then started riding me. I didn't last very long and came inside her without warning. She was on the pill, so nbd. We held each other until I was soft again and slipped out. Then we talked. Or rather I asked questions, she answered, demonstrated hands on if necessary. We fucked again afterwards, this time I was in control. We switched positions a couple of times, I don't think she came. I did though, pulled out and covered half her back. She was in the middle of cleaning herself up when we heard keys in the front door.

>>684980929
She slipped out, and we spent the night in our separate rooms. I couldn't really sleep though, doubt she could.
Next morning: nothing. No awkwardness, no omfg, nothing. We had (good) sex, we both enjoyed it, so we kept doing it for another two years. It stopped when she moved away. She had a couple of failed relationships, then finally seemed to settle down and had a kid.
A few weeks ago she told me she had a breakthrough with her therapist and realized that she wont ever be happy until she is with somebody like me. She broke up with her guy, got her own apartment and asked me to help move her stuff. I replied with "sure, and then you suck me off? ;p", in the typical haha totally didnt mean that but if you liked it I totally would way.
> ok, do me after? :)
It escalated rapidly from there. We discovered our kinks and fetishes are an exact match, we're both consenting adults and single, so why the fuck not?

>be me (18) with girlfriend
>it was summer before college so I still lived with parents
>girlfriend and I decide that it's time to lose virginity together
>we were in my room with the door unlocked and cracked open a bit
>decided to put a movie or something on to disguise the noise
>Sonic X is the TV show we chose
>some of the best sex I've ever had to this day

>>684980483
that happend...

>was 18
>thought it was important to loose virginity
>pay hooker cuz i was a anti social fatty
>had the shittiest sex ever even with a "professional"

got distracted

>>684980483
summary: girl pissed in his hand in a car

>>684980761
Working in a restaurant. Shes korean, hot body with thick legs and ass. 7/10 body, butterface but cute bubbly personality

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>>684980815
Umm...
I though I would try sex for the first, at age 19.
Can't be arsed to try and convince a girl to fuck me.
Look for escorts online.
Phoned her up and went to her house.
Told her I didn't want to kiss or talk to her. (I though it would be interesting if I lost my virginity before my first kiss.
Fucked her. Best sex I have ever had.
Not that it was good. Just everything after has been shit.
Then she showed me her cats... They were Ragdolls.
Pic is another escort I have seen.

>>684980893
How the fuck do you amerifags get drink with two bottle of wine ?

>>684980468

>NYE night
>previously flopped out twice due to nerves
>both drunk at a bar
>she whispers lets go and fuck
>we get home and do the deed while her parents are in the room below
>i sleep the sleep of a thousand babies

nothing special at all, I was late to the action. 3 days after my 20th bday. now she loves to be dominated and all is good

>>684980722
Pavel?

>>684981007
gotta go fast !

>>684981617
That a name?
I can't remember her name, if you are asking.

>>684975860
in an ocean out from byron bay in australia we fucked in the water and i made love to her that day

When I was 15 I fucked a girl from school in the back of a movie theater. It was ghost of girlfriends past. Such an awful movie.

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i was a late bloomer. I was 18 and some horny 23 year old bitch took me to a park in the middle of the city and fucked the shit out of me. I scrambled to put a condom on, she rammed my dick in her ass. It was just like porn. Wasn't a good impression for the years to come and what to expect from sex.

>>684980929
>She was on the pill, so nbd.
That's you sister so big deal enough you fucking inbred

>>684978586
>mostly awful
probably the most realistic story I've read here

>be me 12 YO
> staying at friends house..
> his normal Babysitter doesn't show
> his mom panics..
> I saw don't worry my older super fat ugly sister can watch us
>sis comes over
> playing with star wars figures in bedroom
> friend goes to bathroom
> comes back says he say my sister touching herself
> we confront her.
> she denys..
> agrees to touch our dicks if we do not tell anyone
> she jacks off friend, I watch
> looksweird.jpg
> I get hard
> sister licks my dick
> my Friend wants her to lick his dick
> I lay on floor super fat sis sits on me.
> she sucks friend.. rubbing her pussy on my dick
>it goes in her..
>virgin no more !
> friend tells everyone.
>no one believes him he moves away
> fuck my fat sloppy sister for 2 years

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>>684980893
>>684980929
>>684980966

Targaryen 4life

>>684979533
>>684979137
ITT Newfags that don't know how tits or gtfo work
it only works if she's asking for attention using her gender, she was just telling a story fucking smells like summer

I was 18, he was 17. We met on SOC and got on really well, ended up dating for a while. He broke my heart in the end.

>>684975860
Dunno where I will find more lies at in all the world right now...

Here in this thread or in Donald Trump's campaign.

Simple, I paid for it

I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose

>>684980966
'cause she has a kid who's gonna ask why his uncle is fucking his mother

>>684981246
>>684980483

got pics ?
Continue story ?

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>be 17
>horny
>horny smol friend
>shes 15
chill your tits america, im from europe...its legal (i swear officer!!)
>we go to a pride parade, and a movie and get drunk a little
>we go home to my place because more chill
>undress, make out, have shitty sex
>i cant cum...
>we just stop and sleep
>shits super akward later
>decide to date 3 months later
>sex still sucks though

>>684975860
I find a hooker on internet. 9/10 on pics but 4/10 irl. I still fuck her though.

>>684982878
Kek

>>684982574
Bernout pls go, it's less delusional to think a /b/tard would get mexed at then it is to think free college will be a thing

> oc 60s just came out (oxycontin 60)
> girl id hooked up with some would come to my house every day after school (we were 15)
> cousin brings me oc 60s, we get high
> me and girl, kitty cuz was nickname, start screwing around
> bout to lose my virginity, big moment
> however cousin still in room (he was 20 i think)
> fucker watched me lose it to her while watching porn
> never told ne1, weird expirence, was junkie and high, so didnt care take the v card
> best thing outta fucking kitty was one time we screwwed at school and janitors closet, also she was on shot so bare backing her every day after school high af on adderroll
thoughts?

>>684982878
I never maneged more than 6 times and that was over a full day......

>>684978586
I keked

>>684982875
I got a few who were 4/10 in pics but 9/10 irl.
Always nice when that happens

>>684978586
Val is that you ?

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in a park to my best friend
pic related, its her

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> be me 16
> at a christmas eve party
> girl i have crush on is there
> get drunk together
> start kissing
> i suggest we go upstairs
> we do
> sober up
> eating pussy for a good hour..
> fuck for about 10 mins
> she cums
> i was like ... wow
> then pulled out and took off condom
> she sucked me off until i came

still friends today
> goes to my college
> we fuck often
> lifesgr8.jpg

pic not related.

At 13 briefly inserted my dicky in my first real girlfriend when she was 12, then bloody dick. I finished behind a uhaul truck that was parked near some brush. From then on lots of smash.

>>684982456
More details ?
Everyone gets a broken heart at some point, don't get all drama

>>684980483
Continued
>fast forward another week
>hasnt seen or felt dick yet
>invites to hang out with her and friends
>go to friends, cute korean girls there
>friends pass out
>me and S starting making out in kitchen
>pulls out my dick
>says shes been "wondering about this"
>keep making out while stroking my cock
>lots of precum but stop there
>says lets go to other friends house
>drive there, 2 asian dudes
>we smoke for a good while
>buys weed for me too!
>getting late, and horny
>say i got to go, and she walks me out
>say goodbye at my car and make out
>making out gets hot, she moans
>run my hands thru her body
>virgin me gets ballsy and opens door
>pull her in and make out some more
>this is it, reach for condom and put it on
>shes moaning but would say "im so high
>ignore her and finally penetrat
>awesome
>a minute in feeling good
>virgin me has never been out this late
>virgin me still live with parents
>parents blow up my phone, worried
>ignore, call again, ignore, call again
>high ass S doesnt notice phone calls
>all those calls gave me a bad high
> bad high= loss of boner, got soft
> didnt cum
>S thinks i came
>she asks if it was all in condom
> say yes, she smiles
> she walks back to apartment

I didnt get to cum and never fucked her again. Month later i fuck a trap from craigslist but thats another story

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>>684981502
Not everybody can be a rampant alcoholic like you Eurofags

>>684982019
Losing it to a prostitute is way worse

>>684982161
We're both blonde, too!

>>684982620
He'll never know

>Night before Halloween.
>Watch the Shining, eat candy
>Movie ends
>Make out
>Fuck
>This is it?

>>684983286
Greentext ?

>>684983286
holy shit, moar

>>684983025
A Trumper would be in a male ego fantasy thread like this. Keep being delusional buddy.

>>684975860
I lost mine to my 11 year old cousin when I was 5

>>684975860
>Couldn't get any action
>Had a friend I could talk very openly with
>Lost virginity in threesome with him and his super kinky girlfriend and got chlamydia.

True story.

>be 3 days ago
>flirt with coworker for couple of weeks before
>she comes over
>put on some movie
>she lies on bed, tells me to come lie with her
>starts kissing me all of a sudden
>starts jerking me off. (uncut here, felt really fucking weird when she pulled my foreskin back)
>i finger her, she gets turned on
>she asks if i wanna do it
>gets really fucking nervous
>we do it
>my only thought was dont cum inside her (i seriously wasnt expecting sex so no condoms)
>cum all over her legs
>she leaves
We fucked the next day and it was much better than first time.

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>be 16
>had gf for 2 months
>give pot noodle she spreads legs
> virgin no more

>>684983559
She also didnt know i was a virgin, had always lied about that

>be me
>14 year old fat ass
>somehow have an OK looking gf
Daddy issues.jpg
>she's sucked me a couple times but never more than that
>convince her to let me fuck her for a few
>get some weird condom without lube because I was stupid
>try going in but it hurts her really badly
>realize it was the lubeless condom
Fuck it I'll do it raw then
>fuck her for like 10 mins
>about to come
>pull out as quickly as I could
>fat ass body had never moved that quickly
>cum all over her ass
>she turns around
>"I thought we were having normal sex not anal"
>young me went in wrong hole
>she just troopered through it somehow
>doesn't matter had sex
>we date for like 3 more years till I leave for college
And that's the story of how I got poop dick

Lost it to my best friends sister in 10th grade.
stayed over his house after a paintball trip. she flirted like crazy, I felt weird because it was his sis. She eventually jumped my bones.

she apparently had his permission.

weird as fuck family.

>>684983483
This was my first breakup. :(

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here's my story /b/

>>684984502
This isn't tumblr
Also, more details ?

>16
>bf for 2 months
>bout to have sexytime for 1st time
>hungry
>say will give sex for pot noodle
>he agrees
>he get sex I get noodle
>everybody win

>>684975860
Surprisingly lost mine to my highschool crush/first love although it never worked out and happened after we went to school together.

>Be 20
>Living in apartment with roommate.
>Roommate tells me some girl he met at the mall won't stop bothering him.
>Shows me pic, it's my old highschool crush I haven't talked to in two years.
>Says he thinks she's creepy and wants her to leave him alone.
>Find her on Facebook, add her and start talking.
>She has a huge crush on my roommate.
>Tell her were roommates.
>All of a sudden she starts talking to me to try and get to him.
>Months pass, he keeps blowing her off.
>One day she invites me to park.
>Bawling about how roommate doesn't like her.
>I'm about to leave because I'm sick of dealing with it.
>She asks if she can come over.
>Were sitting in my room kind of awkwardly.
>She finally stopped crying.
>Awkward silence.
>I break it with "so...why haven't we fucked yet?" (yes, I got that shit from here)
>To my surprise she shrugs and says "Want to?"
>She says no kissing is her only rule.
>Strip her, spend like half an hour sucking her tits and just touching her body.
>Fuck her for like 4 minutes but can't stay hard, too nervous or something.
>End by eating her out which she claimed made her cum but I doubt it. first time there too.

We became fuck buddies for a little while and fucked I think 5 times. I was able to keep it up the following times and it got a bit better. Our friendship devolved though. We were basically just fuck buddies until her ex came back and they got back together. Haven't spoken to her in almost five years now.

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>>684983752
there isnt much to say tbh
>be 18
>shes 17
>best friends for almost a year
>crushing on her since day 1
>she knew pretty much the whole time
>it was a really weird friendship where we spent 100% of our time together
>pretty much dating w/o physical shit
>we'd both get super jealous whenever either one of us got hit on
>hang out 4 nights out of the week
>go down the street to a little shaded hill by the side of the road
>kinda a small park
>this isnt the country this was a fairly busy road
>most nights stay out there under the tree and talk til 1 am
>her parents are divorced, she goes to stay with her dad in another state for the summer
>that summer lose 40 lbs
>she comes back
>ohnoheshot.jpg
>one of those nights in the park a couple weeks later
>get blanket from my car
>lay on the hill
>huddle for warmth
>this has happened before
>awyiss
>somehow she ends up lying on top of me
>slowly move hands down to her butt
>doesnt stop me
>slowly move hands under her panties
>still doesn't stop me
>tell her she can stop me if shes uncomfortable
>smiles and kisses me
>make out for like 5 minutes
>fuck under the tree
>90% someone saw but oh well
>start dating for real after that
>still together 2 years later

>>684976229
A U T I S M
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>>684984396
This is a story from my friend
>be highschool
>my native american friend is succumbing to white ways
>cuts off pony tail
>stops smoking weed and drinking so he can get grades
>slowly his skin is turning pale
>give him lots of shit for it
>he gets with some random band girl
fuckin band nerds lol
>one day dropping something off for him during lunch
>he's in band room with his gf like always
>walk in the door
>hear the sounds no one ever wants to hear
*squelch squelch*
>they were fucking in the band room
>on these big ass drums
>my friend and I lock eyes for .25 seconds
>I set his book down and back away slowly
>his gf doesn't even notice
Enter that night
>at same friends house
>giving him a metric shit ton for what happened
>he says the fateful words that kill my sides
"At least I lost my virginity to a white girl instead of some reservation slut"
>we play halo 3 for the rest of the night
I might have more stories from friends let me think

>>684984118
>>684985149
kek

>>684983908
Now that's an interesting story.

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Went to concert with best friend, go back to her place her grandma had pot brownies waiting for us, ate those drank some Bacardi. She always was obsessed with me and wanted me really bad but contained herself most of the time. Anyways were pretty drunk at this point and wrestling around and she asked if she could finger me and begged me so you could say it was pitty but I kinda wanted to, she fingered me and ate me out I came like 6 times it wasn't bad.

>>684975860
>tfw I still haven't even though I had a few really easy chances

>>684985506
OK I remember another
>another friend
>highschool dropout
>all he does is smoke weed
>to this day I'm about 80% sure he's dead until I see him at a grocery store or something
>we're talking about girls
>he tells me about this homeless girl that lives behind the taco bell
I was confused yet intruiged
>he tells me he's been talking to her a lot
>he has nothing better to do, unemployed dropout he is
Fast forward a week
>friend messages me
"We need to talk about the homeless girl"
>I had forgotten this was a thing
>apparently he was talking to her and she hasn't eaten for days
>he offers to buy her food
>she says "I can't take that for free, maybe we can work something out"
>they have really awkward sex in an alley
>he buys her a crunchwrap
>he leaves feeling weird about the whole thing
>never sees her again
>gets tested a month later
>siphyllus
I never laughed so hard in my life

>>684986302
>tfw could've been fucking a bitch and getting head in gym freshman year but I spilled my spaghetti and lost the chance, even after several times

To be fair I thought it was gonna be a trick on me or something

>>684982614
Way to go champ! Keep kicking ass!

>>684982614
niceme.me

>>684986439
What happened, anon?

Had the hots for a girl for a while. Wasn't getting anywhere. Invite her little sister round during the day. As soon as she walks in she gets on her kneed and starts gagging on my cock. Fuck her for an hour. Send her home. I was 18 she was 15. She was definitely not a virgin

>>684986331
always test em first

>>684975860
I lost mine by inserting my penis in a vagina.

>>684986673
my last gf lost her virginity at 14, it happens man. She even maladjusted or crazy, she just was fuckin at 14.

>implying

>>684986604
>girl just randomly decides she's into me
>starts hanging around me a lot
>one day she offers to suck my dick
>decline because my friends are very obviously watching on the other side of the fence
>another time she corners me and asks something liek why we haven't fucked
>have a huge boner so I'm trying to get away and hide it because I'm embarrassed
>finally she asks me to be her bf
>tell her I need to think about it

After that she kinda stopped trying.

We were both freshmen, but like everyone at school knew she was a whore, and tbh I was worried I'd catch something (I was 14, sue me)

>>684979434
Love your tits. Would def cum in u

>lost

Faggots I'm going to be a wizzard.

>>684986845
That's normal in my highschool. Seriously suburban girls are whores for chads, it's kind of depressing. Most guys lose their virginity at 13-15.

chat with a 14 yr old i was 17 turning 18.meet up at her place. her mom decides that we need to sleep in seperate beds, middle of the night she comes to my bed. so tight that she is in pain and starts to bleed. still with her

>>684986845
Yea she was a bit crazy. Ended up telling me her dad's friend tied her up and fucked her. She's into much older guys still now. Only fucked her the once never went back to the well

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>>684975860
http://your-sexyteens.tumblr.com

>>684986331
Last one I remember for now
>be college
>awkward black friend hasn't lost it yet
>try to help him
>find a slut and wingman the shit out of it
>leave them to do the business
>he's walking her to her room
>allisgoodinthehood.jpg
>she says the magic words
"I hope my roommate isn't there right now"
>black man doesn't understand
>they get to her dorm
"Will you walk me up to my room black man?"
>he still doesn't know what is about to happen
>they get to her room
"Oh look my roommate isn't home, want to come in black man?"
>black man says the words
>the worst words in the world
>he seals his fate
"I'm pretty tired I think I'm just gonna call it a night"
>she gives him the look of confusion
>friend just leaves
>he tells me about it the next day
"She was being really weird and wanted me to go into her room for some reason"
>I punch him in the chest while my sides get destroyed
>realization dawns on him
>he just sits with his head in his hands for an hour
>we never let him forget it
And that's how my friend became a disgrace to black kind
Post story
>he fucks her a week later
>she tells her friends it was the worst sex of her life
>I'm dating one of her friends
>I get to laugh more

>>684975860
>>684975860
>>684975860
I can't even tell exactly. When I was 17 yo I was in a relationship with my girlfriend. first we just kissed.
After a few weeks she gave me handjobs. later also blowjobs and assjobs. And while doing these things I sometimes touched her pussy with my dick, sometimes I put it in for a short time. I don't know if this counts as having sex. But by the first time I actually came inside her pussy I was already 18 years old. So this whole process of losing my virginity took about half a year.

>>684983852
Story ?

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>>684987105
yikes

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>>684975860
I didn't.

>>684978980
typical, you tried to get your bf killed and then you dump him for a real man.

I hope /b/ is listening

Gonna fuck this 23 year old from tindr anons, wish me luck. I'm excited, can't wait to try reverse cowgirl kek

>>684986963
Rip m8, sucks so much
I've had a really simillar situation, could've lost my virginity like 4 years ago
But here I still am at 18/almost 19 being a kissless fucking virgin fag
I also had a few chances after that that I had chosen to miss on because I'm an over emotional faggot

>>684986439
If you pay for sex with a crunchwrap you're going to have a bad time.

I need to chill behind my Tacobell more...

>>684980722
Worth it.

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>>684975860
was over at my gfs house (technically we we're not together yet but a bit later). 2 friends we're at her house to, simply sitting together and chilling together.
as we made out pretty hard one of our friends decided they both had to leave and we went into her room. long story short, we both lost our viginity together.

pic related, its the daugter but 4 years older on the pic. she was 15 me 17

>>684979434
i really do not think that tits are important. come on, there are far more important things to have.
even in bed!


pics how you look?

I didn't lose it, I gave it.

Bi, so lost my anal virginity to some random alpha male I met in a bookshop (yes a bookshop), but only fucked someone when I got my first gf. After a week of being together, fucked in her bedroom while her parents were gone. Did anal too, so a bonus there.

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>>684987398
Yeah, still kinda regret it.

Pic related is her, btw

>>684987784
mother looks like trumps long lost sister

Here I'll greentext this cringe..
>be 16
>throw newyears party
>really good turnout. I was really social at 16, I've been taking a break recently until I get my license.
>Brother has his usual like 6 friends over
>my friend has two girls come over.
>jess invites two groups of inner city people
>I invite 5 or 6 people down myself, good turnout
>end up having a really good time, try Coke for the first time that night at my drug dealers house who lives down the street. His hot girlfriend lays on bed with me which was weird but k.
>come back to my house
>sit on couch next to this girl Laura
>cuddle with her
>rub my finger between her pussy lips through yoga pants when we were on couch, lol with like this gay black dude sitting on the floor next to us. Saying we were gettin nasty haha
>anyways, we eventually make it upstairs
>make out
>am good kisser
>suck some titties
>she sucks my dick for like an hour, loves it I'm pretty sure but couldn't cum
>she comes up next to me, jerks me off and moans in my ear. Didn't do much, run a finger through her pussy
>"wow your wet.." I got fucking grossed out by her poon lol
>attempt at sex, she just lays on bed with legs closed together totally nude. As am I.
>I'm like "I don't want to get a bitch pregnant"
>she laughs
>says fine
>thought that we were done but she actually starts sucking my dick more
>didn't cum
>wokeup later in the night, she's up to
>make out, suck titties and get more head
>didn't cum
>she wanted to date me but she lives far also I didn't want to face anyone that saw me that awkward.
Fuck I was so dumb ;-;

>>684975860
fat black hooker in amsterdam when i was 18.

never regretted. made me realize what women truly were.

Met her on a webcam chat site.

She was into me.

I showed her my dick and she fell out of her chair.

We met up and fucked

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>>684975860
text chat
>>684979121
http://www.thecoreofattraction.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-tutorial/

>>684988444
hahahahah, never thought about that in this way...okey thats a joke for the next time we meet, still got good contact with her

>at (now ex-) gfs house
>just chillin on her bed
>it's the first time I am gonna spend the night here and she made it pretty clear we gonna do it tonight
>watch some telenovela on her shitty tv
>some dude has sex with some girl and cums in 2 sec
>girl on tv trys to comfort him and says "its really no problem! happens! It's not like you couldnt get it up or something haha"
>already feel akward
>like half an hour later initiate sexy time
>can't get it up

>>684976591
I want more attention, ask me questions

Fucking horrendous.
She stank like a fish market and it was over in seconds.

>>684975860
Haven't lost it yet. I'm 18 I could have lost it a while ago but something seemed fishy. Few weeks later she tells me she's pregnant. I dodged a fucking bullet there

>>684982347
Shut up pussy

>>684975860
>get to the party
>get drunk
>not enough confidence
>get more drunk
>now shitfaced
>look around for available fuckholes
>found one
>can't remember shit after that

>wake up next morning
>look beside me
>it's that chubby whore that fucked everyone and their uncle
>get dressed fast
>storm out
>longest walk of shame to date

And that is the story of how I lost my virginity

>be me
>17 years fag
>i meet this nice girl from another school
>after 2 weeks shit got intense
>decided to have sex
>lasted 30 seconds
>dick refused to be hard again
>after a few days i realized i was rebound

24 almost wizard

April 2014 lost it to a Trans Craigslist for 40 roses.

September 2014 officially lost it to okcupid chick. No date just hook up.

It's amazing how easy it is after doing it once or twice. I fooled around a lot with Trans and crossdressers (never raw) and very easily transitioned to women.

Get off the computer, anime, and porn.

Commit all time to building confidence. This is done through awkward dates. Lots of them. Lots of rejection. Lots of realization of how unsocial you are along the way. But it's all worth it.

Have high standards. Even if you yourself are not at a high standard to those around.

Also be a minimum of 6'.

This is my story

>8th grade
>this qtpie in class has a small crush on me
>I like her too
>been chatting for a few months
>she tells me how she feels
>ohshit.jpg
>tells me she wants to try dirty stuff
>see her at school the next day
>she goes out to take a piss in middle of class
>I follow
>tell her I cant wait anymore
>get into a stall
>sex.jpg
>goes back into class
>teacher finds out
>in big trouble

Anyway, thats how I lost my job as a teachers assistant.

>>684975860
>highschool
>dating for a couple months
>her parents going to the beach for the day
>leave her behind to watch her senile grandma
>picks me up, go to her house
>her grandma CANNOT find out that I'm here
>grandma in living room watching TV
>she tells me not to worry, grandma old as fuck
>can barely function
>sneak into her room, go up to her bed
>fool around as usual
>look her in the eyes
>ask her if she's ready for me to shove my cock into her wormy hole
>(i phrased it much nicer, I'm a bit of a romantic I must admit)
>she's wearing a VS thong, with the blue lace
>rip that shit off cuz I'm not gay and I don't like women's underwear. faggots
>put on rubber, shove it in
>uh oh, going to 2 pump chump it...
>be a man, continue stroking through the orgasm, she doesn't notice that I've cum
>starts feeling good again
>PUMPING AWAY LIKE A LEGEND
>I FEEL GREAT THIS IS GREAT
>flip her over
>THIS IS AWESOME
> did I mention it's the middle of summer
>It's hotter than the devils dick.
>I'm sweating like a hooker in church.
>getting really sloppy now, gonna cum soon
>creaking noise
>oh shit what could that be?
>PUMP PUMP PUMP
>door opens
>grandma sees everything, EVERYTHING
>sees her precious little granddaughter, ass up face down, being reamed by sweat covered pimply teen
>the look on her face burned into my mind
>like the little mental faculty she had remaining had been exorcised form her soul in that moment
>her eyes are writhing in agony
>wordlessly grandma closes the door and leaves...
>we stop, she drives me home....
>we don't talk about it ever
>break up a couple months later

>>684991019
>epilogue
>many years later
>nice girl still keep in touch with her, but...

>I never forget grandmas face
>I have nightmares to this day
>can't escape grandma
>wet dreams always interrupted by some intruder
>i deserve it...
>i deserve to be haunted for what i did to that poor lady


>fin.

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>be 15
>gf be 15
>my room
>new years eve
>11:50 pm
>she's a virgin too
>she's self conscious
>Turn lights off
>still self conscious
>pull her pants to her ankles
>slide her panties to side
>Anxiety kicks in
>Hard time getting it up
>11:59 pm get it up
>Insert
>Finish
>12:01 am
>Had sex for a year first time
>MFW

>>684976237
Gr8 story. Thats my dream relationship as a kid

>her parents be on vacation
>home alone
>watch movie in her basement
>convince to cuddle naked
>convince just tip
>30 seconds later doggy
>lasted 5 minutes

Lost it when I was 14. Started dating a slutty girl. Actually fuked her b4 we made it official. Was at her aunts house so I didn't get to cum. I Felt like a fucking robot cuz I was only used to my right hand lol. Kinda fell in love with her although it was mostly the hormones. She cheated on me two months later. Cried to my chemical romance and fall out boy and she fucking kek

>>684975860
>18, senior year
>dating hot asian in my grade with C cups
>first gf
>have her upstairs at my parents house
>shit gets real, we get naked
>i finally get my dick in that pussy
>one thrust
>literally, one
>pull out and blast a massive, unprecedented load all over her tummy and tits
>i'd been fapping for years but its like there was a backup storage unit of cum waiting for this event

>hear mom come in downstairs
>frantically wipe all my jizz off her with the comforter
>reclothe
>mom comes upstairs
>h-hey mom
>"whatre you guys doing up here?"
>"j-just hanging out"

We fucked for 6-8 months after that, usually in my car. Would have been nice to know her when we were older so we could have had a proper fuck session.

So me and this chich have been fooling around but I always ran away.
One day I say fuck it.
She at a friends party, we get drunk, she sucks my dick... Swallows it like a champ!
Next day she calls me and asks me to come over. I ge there, he have wine and i get to bang her.
Came twice and then fucked her two more times in the morning.

Feels good man.

Never call her again. She calls me asking to go out, we go out we party, i bang her again.

Repeat once again.

6 months later i find out she's been dating a very good friend of mine.

Also found out she fucked my best friend.

Feels bad man...

Haven't had sex since then -> 3 years ago. Don't even feel like doing it again :(((

>>684991664
*fall out boy and shet like that

>>684985988
> she
your friend or her grandma?

>>684975860
>3 weeks prior to going to england to meet other side of my family for the first time
>meet 16yr off internet chatroom
>sparks fly
>she lives in england, i live in canada
>i'm going there in 3 weeks
>we plan a weekend together, hotels and stuff
>she's into BDSM
>build it up over the entire weekend.
>stay last night before meeting up with fam jam at her families inn
>she's "sleeping over in the other bedroom" she tells her parents
>comes to my room.
>S&M sex that lasted for an hour + as my first time.

The only way i could have lost it any better is if she had a twin that joined in.

>>684991234
Wow at least you lasted a whole year. What a stud.

>>684987043
already ahead of you

>>684975860
i got a girlfriend at 19 years old and lost my virginity

>>684983908
Paul?

>>684988413
would've fucked her

I got cucked at the age of 9, 11 yr old sisters friend under the covers with me in my room, she told my sis she went to use the restroom and my sis fell asleep so she didnt notice. She told me about this black kid with this massive dick, asked her if she wanted to see mine, pulled down my pants and said I was way smaller, asked her if she would suck it and told me she only likes the black ones.
:|
she actually cucked me when she was 14 though... she watched a lot of porn and had a shitty dad and no mom, just a younger brother with some black teenager she knew. can greentext

>>684993091
Trust me, I regret a lot of things from when I was a freshman

>>684993108
do greentext

>be 16
>have gf of 3 months
>It's late summer, so we spent a ton of time together
>band camp starts
>bike to her house every morning before camp
>her parents are never there
>making out
>talking about sex
>said I didn't want to when we started dating (ultra beta I know )
>she asks again
>Fuck yes
>have sex for the first time
>turns out I can't finish during sex
>No cum blast
>No orgasm for me
>made her cum 2 or 3 times
>had to leave for band
>motif for the rest of relationship
>only finished once with her, in the woods behind a park
>at least I can last a long time

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>>684990666
hail satan

>>684993327
i'm sorry anon, you might have ED.

it's only going to get worse as you get older.

She lay on her front and I slowly entered her from behind. It felt like magic, like I finally understood what life was all about. I slowly began to move into her, feeling the pleasure build with each thrust. As I slid into her, it felt like we were becoming one, joining in soul and body, a heavenly harmony of bliss.

Then she woke up so I jumped out the window.

>>684993499
I can get and stay hard, it's just I can't orgasm with sex. My righty works fine though, so it's not that big of a deal.

>be me
>12
>bang 17 year old slam pig neighbor
>31 now, realize she's basically a pedophile.

>>684993912
Both under 18 so it's cool with uncle sam.

>Be me 11 Y/O at new school for 2 weeks
>4 girls 13 thru 16 picking on me cause I'm awkward as fuck
>be walking around the back of the school building to be alone
>they corner me and start picking on me pushing me around, push me to ground
>2 of them hold me down and another sits on my cock and is rubbing herself on me making fun of me for having a little 11/yo cock
>other standing so i can see up her skirt
>get hard as nails can't help it
>prettybigforage.jpg
>one sat on me goes quiet as she feels it through my pants
>unzips my pants and puts her hand in and pulls out my cock
>pulls her panties to side and pushes it into her and starts riding me
>gets off me after about a minute and next one sits on me and does same
>they all take it in turns till i dry cum
>This happened twice a week that whole school year

during the credits to monsters inc.

totally serious. cant even make that shit up

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>>684994261
seriously fucking funny

>>684983184
Urm, yesss....

>>684980483
That is total bull, try harder cunt.

>>684994261
watching movie bc gf at time said it was her favorite. had hand on her knee laying side by side on her bed. she moved her leg and my hand fell between her legs so i went for it. Did some skitchin and she whipped it out. said "is this your first time?" me: yes. her: "let me do all the work". she jumps on top and rides me for all shes worth with her parents downstairs 20 feet below us. Last suprisingly long for first time.

>>684993648
underrated post, kek

lost mine to my brother when i was 8

>>684975860

I was 19 and lost my virginity to a 21yo fatty who ultimately got me off with a prostate massage BJ. Good thing I was gagged because I was in my dorm room and would have screamed so loud they'd have called the police.

>>Be around 15
>>Be drunk at a party
>>Slightly overweight known slut girl paying attention to me
>>Known slut girl has boyfriend
>>So drunk that next thing I know I am wailing away on her pussy in a bedroom somewhere
>>Didn't cum, no condom
>>Ask her afterwards if she could tell I had fucked other women before
>>Douche chills activated

>>684994222
hot
more pls

18 dating a polish chick. Petite thing with double d's. Shit was prime man. Ended up losing virginity together, in her upstairs bathroom, to her bedroom, on the floor with her on top of me. Beta at sex but pumped that damn pussy like a mopho. Her parents were down stairs.. I'm sure they knew what we were doing, but they didn't stop me because they loved. me.

>>684975860
i didn't

>be me
>be 17
>invite crush to sleep over
>didn't tell parents
>we started playing darksiders
>I died instantly (never played it before. not a gamer)
>we lay in bed
>Never kissed before
>bend over to kiss him
>oh my god
>there's a tongue
>suprised, weird taste
>we ended up kissing the whole time
>I Said "I don't want to do it yet"
>houres later I said "I want to do it with you"
>We start doing it
>didn't fit
>his dick wasn't hard
>kek I came 2 times from clit stimulation
>He left me.

>>684996823
>didn't fit
>dick wasn't hard
>kek
Someone's still a virgin

>>684995511
>>why

>>684997146
Why the douche chills?

Because I obviously had no fucking idea what I was doing and I was trying to convince her how good I was by getting her to tell me that I seemed super experienced.

>>684996823
Femanon. AlexBruh60 add me on skype and ill stroke my 9" for you <3

>>684997386
Why
>not this
>>but this
>>>nigger

>>684997700
>>Because that's how old school mother fuckers do it, nigga

>>684997868
No

>>684997936
Yeah, I know, I just suck

Perv molster neighborhood girl was my baby sitter. Messed around with me got me into the idea of being a perv. Talked my friend into giving me head on the time. Eventually did her in a storage shed on the side on my house. Was around 8. Kinda been a pervy molester type myself since then

>>684997057
>So after that
>Birthday party
>Layed in bed with a childhood friend
>He stroked my butt
>grabbed my hand
>Layed it on his dick
>starts jerking him off
>he came after 3 minutes
>hand full of cum
>never tasted cum so i started licking it
>taste like water
>washed hands
>asked him to do it again but more
>became fuckbuddys at that time

>>684984502
lmao

>>684998419
>starts jerking him off
Still not the virginity story anon

Penetrated by my father at 12. He had been playing with me since I was 9.

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>>684989609
Fucking kek

>>684975912
I bet you use ironic humor and think you're the shit

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>be 18 she 16 (where we lived 16 is legal age, with her since 17 so romeo and juliet laws etc etc)
>she was extremely experienced and aware i had zero
>she'd guide me on how to do stuff and lead my hands and shit
>I couldn't get a boner
>she'd keep trying to casually ask if i was hard by saying "sooo... what's up? ;)"
>i'd respond "not much."
>this repeats for 20 minutes
>she still seems to want to go
>I'm completely fucking bored because i cant get hard
>give up and watch a movie or some shit
>try again later that night
>I can get a semi
>goodenough.jpg
>in and out for a bit
>her bed is short and thin and super uncomfortable to bend over
>try cowgirl
>awkwardly staring her in the face while she jumps on me
>hear her dad start yelling in the background and start blasting tv
>completely lose the boner i worked towards
>let's just give up
>she felt extremely embarrased and thought it was her fault
>it wasnt at all but i played it off casual like whatever
>break up a few weeks later
>never came
>at least i know what a vagina feels like now
>you can take the male out of the beta but you can't take the beta out of the male

>>684985506
>be highschool

>>684998784
>period ended
>we go to the shed
>undressed myself
>his dick already hard as rock
>made him sit on a chair
>his dick glides in my tight virgin pussy
>starts riding him
>took too long
>ask him to tell me when he's coming
>he didn't say anything
>he already came
>still riding him
>he stopped me
>blood on condom

>>684999722
How was she "extremely experienced" at 16?

>>685000262
she was raped when she was like 12, and when she got into highschool she was pretty comfortable doing stuff with previous dudes, she said she was pretty vanilla but i'll never know the truth of that

>>685000568
Let's pretend I never asked, yikes

>>685000234
Top kek, made you bs 2 greentexts.

>>685000722
Cant take rape? You must be new here.

>>684988478
you did the right thing

>>685000728
whats your story

>>684999426
I bet you have to get mad at everything so you can feel superior to others.

Summer after graduating high school. Fucked my girlfriend in the pool. Immediately freaked out cuz I thought I knocked her up. Even though I pulled out. Yeah...

I fucked my second cousin.

>>685001691
Eurofag here. How is cousinfucking regarded where you live?

>be 13
>me and 3 bros were the coolest
>their parents allowed them to get tats
>dad beeing a fucking asshole "stuck for life, will regret"
>already had tat outprinted
>naked lady on a cross with snake going around her covering her vag
>Stupid dad doesnt understand me, I would totally not regret it, gosh parents are dumb
>school ball, united with 3 other schools
>16 yo retard chick, blond, body 8/10 had the mind of a 5 year old who doesnt understand her hormones
>flirting with me, signs are obvious
>if my dad wont get me a fucking tat ill make this bitch pregnant and show him that im a man, also bros were virgins so I would top their stupid tats
>bitch takes me to some massive bush outside
>had the most outtie pussy ever, I swear her organs were leaking out
>get into a hole, it was fun
>"migyt git pregnant herpaderp"
>shut up bitch im teaching my dad a lesson
>cum in that bitch
>dads gonna fucking flip
>back at ball, tell bros
>"whoisit?!?!"
>spot retard...fuck its obvious now
>hot chick leaving bathroom hair messed up
>dat one
>ooohh shiiit
>ball about to end
>hot chick confronts me, bros told chicks and chicks told her
>bawl like a fucking idiot tell her she kept pushing and I felt to bad to say no
>she bawls her uncle raped her before
>end up at her place
>she pity sexs me
>her parents come home
>fuckgottagetouttahere
>jump out window
>realize I dont have the slightest fucking idea where I am, its out of town from my school
>know my way back to ball place
>cops everywhere
>wtf!!
>cops chase me
>run the fuck outta there
>if only dad had given me the tat
>hide in a bush
>cops vanish
>realize its THE bush
>Cry Cuz I actually belive at this point that I was raped
>start walking in one direction
>get lost, domt have anything to eat
>lie down, ready to die
Cont...

>At home playing double action:boogaloo
>Some chick walks by my window
>Are you wanna get boogalood?
>Yes
>We boogaloo

>>684982062
SORRY TO HEAR THAT /B/RO STILL FUCK FAT CHICKS? HOW IS THE RELATIONSHIP NOW?

>>685002025
Poorly

>>685002025
USA here. It is certainly frowned upon. No genetic defects if you were going to actually fuck your second cousin (parents cousin's kid). It was good. We had an on and off thing for 8 years or so. We never even met until I was 17. We were never "family" so to say.

>>684983084
SOUNDS LAME AND THOSE DRUGS SUCK...

>>685002192
>camping family spots me
>I guess they wont rape me since they are a whole family
>they feed me, I ate like a pig
>drive me home
>dad flips
>tell story
>was gone for 3 days
>police take my rape charges
>family wont look at me the same
>ask dad for tat
>he says no
>tell him he hates me and I wish I would die
>dont care for it anymore anyway
>retardo never bothered me again and she wasnt preggo
>hot chick however was
>she charges me with rape
>she looses case cuz my judgement was "poor" based on the rape I encountered prior
>shes gonna have the baby
>I accept and ready to be a father, ill give my kid a fucking tat unlike my poor excuse of a father
>miscarriage
>bawl like and idiot even if I dont care
>still wont get tat
...If I had just gotten the fucking tat

>>684986963
same my lad

Well, Two years ago I lost my virginity in a threesome with a unknown girl and one of my friend(no homo). We were drunk and I had a gf, yes, I cheated her and I told it but she didnt left me :D

>>685002192
>>685003177
what the actual fuck are you talking about. i see words but it makes no sense

>>684975860
>I didn't

>>684976672
This ain't /r9k/ fam.

>>685003557
Learn europian english you autistic fuck, I hope you choke on a fucking spoon ye maggot eating lesbian hemorrhoid faggot

European English is master race

>>685003177
you have to be a nigger

>>684976684
Funny to lose your virginity after watching jap toons. Was she a weeb girl?