>>684969602
yourself?

>>684969602
trump, ted cruz will be blames as he is the zodiac, and bernie will win over hilary, problem solved

>>684969644
/thread

Kill a homeless person or go to the hood and just start spraying. Make it a useful kill.

>>684969602
people in jail don't have access to the internet.

your nearest government official

>>684969825
In Norway they have internet.

>>684969909
wear a black lives matter shirt when you do it

Get into a murder for hire scheme.

Best case scenario you get away with it and you get paid.

Middle case scenario you get paid and spend some money before you get arrested.

Worst case scenario you get killed by the target because you're a pussy and don't know what you're doing.

I know 3 of those pussy names
twice as much as you guys do

>>684969644
Came to post this.

For real, everyone go home. /thread

>>684969602
Why not rob a bank instead?

>>684969602
Unless you are female, this chart is going to be totally useless to you where you are going. You will never see another one for the remainder of your pitiful life. Just keep that in mind before you launch your awesome plan. Also you can go to jail for lesser things than killing somebody. Like stealing a shitload of money. And on the upside, if you don't get caught, you have a shitload of money. Why are people so fucking retarded?

Why not just rob a store? It would be a better option than full on killing someone

>>684969997
I`m interested. Where can I find more details?

>>684969997
This.

If you're gonna kill someone, without caring about who, at least do someone a favour.

Landlord or whoever you owe money to. Don't go random, that's no fun.

>>684969602
Shit tier plan.

>>684969924
Oh shit!! In Norway for mass murder you only get like 20 years go forgot bro have a ball.
You don't want to be in American prisons even if your poor any shitty day outside is better than being in a American prison. Norway prisons are like hotels enjoy

>>684969602
>Any suggestion for whom should I kill?

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump with a single shot.

>>684969602
Kill me

>>684969602
why not just rob a bank? walk in, tell them it's a robbery and to give you a dollar. take the money, and ask them to call the cops.

>>684969825

Why don't you try to fucking read the post?
He didn't claim he was in jail, he claimed to want to kill to get there.

>>684970140
Who ever said I am straight?And killing get`s you in jail for life.

>>684969602
dont do it. killing is HARAM

>>684970341
Hvorfor skal du gjøre det her da. Lei av å nave?

>>684969602
Trump

>>684970447
21 år er livstid i norge OP. Det blir bedre etter du bikker 18. Studer noe

Don't ruin your life you fucking retard, get off your ass and work like everyone else you motherfucking cunt

You could try burglary. Maybe meth cooking. Easy money.

TS er anmeldt til Tana politikammer

>>684970140
This guys smart actually. If you're really in Norway rob a bank have a motorcycle outside the bank drive the motorcycle a few blocks to a waiting uhaul drive the motorcycle up the ramp to the back of the U-Haul close the door drive off in the U-Haul no one knows the wiser. If you get caught you don't care if you get away you have a ton of money and your criminal mastermind it's a win-win

>>684970363
sex age location

>>684969644
WINRAR

>>684970520
dont listen to this pussy fuck. the system is rigged. working wont get you shit exempt a life of slavery

kill a senator, an official of the DoD, an international banker, a pharmaceudical company CEO, a super rich preacher. take your pick OP there are a lot of people we need to get rid of

whatever you do dont be a pussy and kill some weak woman. go for a marine, a pro fighter, SOMETHIN

>>684970596
Since you're in Norway not a uhaul more like one of those big eurovans

The grand wizard of the KKK.

>>684970775
He's in Norway if he was going to kill anyone it should be goddamn Muslims he'd be treated like a goddamn hero in prison

>>684969602
No that I'm looking to encourage you or anything, but if ur dead set on not working and willing to go to jail to accomplish that...why dont you just steal shit til you get caught? That way, you can probably steal your way into a decent lifestyle before you get busted. At least you might get a few good years out of it before prison...

The Batman

Got anyone you want to kill in Europe?

>>684969602
Trump

Go to England and kill the queen or David Cameron or something, it's worth it trust me.

>>684970965
I am looking for living in the 5 star prisons in Norway.

>>684970965
Oops guess i shouldve read the thread forst. Thesr niggas beat me to it >>684970374
>>684970140

>>684971084
Just saw these in the new michael moore movie and dumbfounded people arent working the system there. Still, armed robbery would prolly get you there...

>>684971084
Wait right there Jeremy

Jail sucks mate so much time so little todo.
Literaly adult time out, the only reason they let you out of a corner is because youre there longer than a day.
Remember all the idiots you tried to distance yourself fron during school? Yeah a bunch ended up in jail, and they are bored and waiting for freshmeat.
Lastly I'd you're going full retard, Rob a bank or a successful cash business [foreign grocery stories, clubs, etc] and gtfo to a non extridition country and live in you own tiny home with shit meals the rest of your life without being a burden.

Hillary

>>684971489
//OP What if I am a sociopath that what to live in solitary confinement for the rest of his life?

>>684971084
The queen is a precious blossom of life do not lay a hand on our wrinkled but beloved queen

hillary clinton please

>>684972295
Maybe not her then. Just the pig fucker.

>>684969644
+1

>>684972477
Good choice

>>684969705
I like you

>>684969602
Tom Marchetto
1297 Scandia Terrace
Oviedo, FL 32765

>>684972865
Did he hurt you anon

>>684972865
Yeah why the fuck else would I post that? Fill in whatever gaps you want. He's a stupid chad

>>684973210
Wanna talk about it, champ?

>>684969825
yes they do in a lot of countries. a friend of mine knew a guy in prison who played wow all day.

>>684969602
Kill somebody peopke like, like JLaw or some shit

>>684973400
Cheats on his hot wife, tailgates people all the time, constantly threatens people and beats his kids. Called the cops on him twice at night when him and his wife were screaming at each other but his brother is a cop so that got him off both times. Doubt anything will happen and y'all are gonna call me an overweight beta fag for bitching about him but fuck it. If anyone deserves to die its this prick.

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Is this shit for real?

>>684969705
winner

>>684969644
dubs of truth

>>684973780
You heard him OP, you've got your target

>>684973210
Damn it. Now the mafia is so cheap and lazy, they're recruiting one hit wonders from 4chan?

>>684974073
Fingers crossed OP. Do what I'm to much of a pussy to do.