Waifu claiming thread. Explosion editionThe rules are very simple:rulesclaim your
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Explosion edition
The rules are very simple:
>rules
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>more rules
>pretend this is legal
> RP and ERP are not encouraged
>even more rules
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most importantly: Be over 18
Megumin claimed~
>>684966815
>Nope. I am NOT risking getting banned. EVER
Underage b& confirmed.
>>684967175
Sounds cool, I'm running a similar build for ng+. and you can get it by dungeon if you can beat damcer at that low level.
Akiko claimed
>>684966806
I may actually. He seems cool, but that just seems to open up more things like taking it the vet.
>>684966703
It has been coming back since the fortnight. Seems to like it here.
Britfag Maki Claimed.
>>684967224
My nigga. Been a lifelong fan from town too.
I see a lot of fans in the US, but most are Manchester United fans (especially the Mexicans aswell) and Arsenal. Rare to see a Liverpool fan.
But Hanko, can you please tell us your age?
Nobody will ban you for that dude, is just a joke made by 4chan to scare teenagers away.
Feels good being over 18
>>684967459
>being this much of a faggot
Im not here.
>>684967450
Eh, I needed a team to root for and all the American teams suck. Beatles have been a huge influence on me as a person so I went for Liverpool.
>>684967555
Trips confirm anon is faggot with shitty b8
>>684967546
I thought I was the only one.
>I'm also a jew though
>>684967535
Feels good being 18.
Too bad I'm American and can't have a fucking drink.
>>684967434
PRINZ IS A PUBLIC USE CUMDUMPSTER
>>684967188
Claim here
>>684967231
Hmm... righty then. Koko seemed nice. She said she was my friend
>I remember something else, however
>I see myself, standing in the flames
>The only one standing amongst the rubble
>Was Koko
Does this mean something?
>>684967104
Well, here's a question for ya.
>Do you think I care?
>>684967555
What's your problem, dude? Stop scaring him like this, y'all retarded for making jokes like banning for a guy being 12 or whatever.
>>684967405
>and you can get it by dungeon if you can beat damcer at that low level.
Forgot that's a possibility.
I would run the Saint Bident, since you find it much much earlier and it scales from Faith, but it's pretty terrible.
Could always use Arstor's Spear for the time being, I love using boss weapons, especially the uncommon ones.
>>684967546
Rip
>>684967546
>actually got deleted
I'm 12 and what is this?
>>684967635
>at least you didn't choose Everton
>>684967721
Prinz is a slut, just so you know.
By the way, how old are you?
I must protect the precious Prinz until her lover returns.
>>684967101
I do hope you'll be safe~
>>684967696
Come in Quebec then!
>>684967546
rip in pieces
>>684967546
KEK'D. Deleted.
How many mods are lurking? Fight me niggers.
>>684967721
You should care, you burnt up ugly ass cunt. Just because you can't ship with someome means you get all friendly on another waifu that's already shipped.
>>684967826
Oh come on it's fun, Raping Pontiff with a dragonslayer greataxe made up for wiping at Dancer so much.
>>684967546
Rip
>>684967945
I'll come back for sure.
>>684967911
Fuck off someone was asking me how many eggs I was going to cook next week
>>684967945
I thought Quebec hated anyone that wasn't from Quebec.
>>684967546
Respects paying button pressed.
I'm gonna eat pancakes ^-^ and try to sleep ;-;
later gators
>>684968118
lol
>>684968118
In what fucking context would that ever possibly come up in conversation?
Prinz I will save you.
>>684964845
it should
>>684964935
sounds good, good luck
>>684967546
He got banned?
>>684968068
Who is she? That's really hot
Why are Japs so fucking terrible at making websites?
>somehow find myself on obscure image site
>3 new Shiki pictures
>shits itself every 5 minutes
>seemingly dies if I try to get a full size picture
>>684968236
The subject that I cooked a dozen eggs yesterday
>You've obviously never heard of me
Y'all motherfuckers need Satan.
>>684968068
I hope so
I enjoy talking to ya~
>>684968184
Yeah.. Just gotta hit the good regions~
>>684968251
>secretly hope to be in prinz ship
>>684968323
Do you have link to the archieve? Can you post it?
I really need it.
>>684968292
>filename.jpg
She's mine though. Whatever you do to her I'll do to you.
>>684968445
I like talking to you too qt
>>684968236
This one
>>684968118
Hey Hanako, how many eggs are you going to cook next week?
>>684968261
Thanks Sachii, I'll do my best
>>684968411
No, No I have not.
>>684968323
>>684968323
>>684968477
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/684948877/#p684950246
HANKO IS A UNDERRAGE GUY WHO'S 16 MODS MODS MODS PLEASE BAN HIM
I'm out for time being, gonna be back in 1+ hour or so.
>>684968013
I should totally make a full Ornstein build with the shield, the greataxe and the whole armor.
And then fat roll all over people.
>>684968445
I'm just having fun, honestly.
I'm not here a lot and such, but thank you for noticing me <3
>>684968323
>>684968595
>>684968607
Even with all this the mods are lazy assholes that aren't going to do shit and you know this
>>684968507
I was just going to take her on a nice date with some wine and maybe lobster or steak. That's all.
You wanna do that to me? Sure. What time do you want to pick me up?
I was also going to buy her a Subaru WRX STI and Lamborghini Gallardo, too.
>>684968595
>>684968607
Welp, time to leg it. Bye motherfuckers.
>>684968722
Im not sure if they are allowed to do anything.
There is no guarantee that it's the same anon.
For example, i could say that you are 15 and should get banned.
>>684968881
That's fine, what's mine is her's anyway~
It'd just be paying you back~~
>>684968507
Thanks qt~
>>684968687
See ya friend!
>>684968697
Nah it's alright
How are you doing?
>>684968909
Bye teenager~
>you fucking didn't respect my rules motherfucker
>just kidding, don't go D:
>>684968687
I saw a guy on /vg/ with a Champion Gundyr build, probaably going for that for another NG+.
>>684968881
Shit taste in cars/10
I don't get why bans are a problem. Evading is really easy, and anyways getting banned for being underage will only grant you a 30 day ban.
>>684968380
Scratch that, Chinese are terrible.
>>684969288
Because they are a sub-race of rats.
>>684969195
JDM is love JDM is life
I also like Lamborghini
What do you drive, Mr. Good taste?
>>684969065
>those thighs
>>684969402
We postinf waifu cars now?
>>684969266
The feeling of getting someone banned is a decent high.
>we all are enjoying something
>my actions get you forcibly removed
>I am the change
The real fun is in the reasoning.
Underage b& is old, so I find no fun in it. Is that ironic?
>>684969402
JDM a shit.
>>684969030
it's official. Maki is my mistressfu.
>>684969266
I thought you get banned for how many years you have left, so if you're 16, they ban you until you're 18
>>684967188
Your all idiots...
Tomorow all these supposed waifus are claimed again and again over and over by sad lonely morons much like yourselves. Just let this settle in for a minute fags. Also call me what you want after this i wont see it cause i have a life and a gf ima bang in a few
>>684969426
Enjoying them~?
>>684969685
>gf
>3D
Kill yourself
>>684969685
>wait a minute honey, i gotta shitpost in a waifu thread first
>>684969766
They look tasty I have to say~
>>684969685
>Maki
>>684969553
What's your kill count?
>pic related is my baby
>Azusa
>>684969794
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>684969875
Left: 19.
right: I have no fucking idea
Well I'm out guys
Gonna try to get home through the spring shower
>>684969632
That would make sense, but I'd be unfair if there were multiple people using the same pc
>>684969685
That's why I'm here 24/7 making sure to claim every thread
>>684969831
kek'd
>>684969903
This looks like an original. How long did it take you to make this one?
the pancakes woke me up ;-;
>>684969685
I've got a girlfriend, too. I work from home. I own my business. I can sit around on 4Chan all day and probably make more than you do.
Just sayin'
>>684970135
>original
it's not
>>684970135
just switched some words, its a pretty popular one
>konata
>>684970135
It doesnt take that long to change few words in a text
>>684969860
Yeah, thighs in general are my #1~
>>684970012
That's pretty low for those nice stangs, man. You just get them or something?
I had an SN95 but I wrecked it like an idiot and I'm lucky to be alive.
I'm an alien who implanted a piece of metal in >>684970221's body.
The other day I visited the earth, abducted >>684970221 as a sample of the earthlings. I tampered with his body to gather data of the earthlings.
But I made a terrible mistake.
>>684970221's fat body is a nonstandardized article as an earthling.
He is unemployed, and on top of that he has no friends.
All day long he is sitting in front of the personal computer, clattering clattering, clattering the keyboard.
I am fed up with this job.
Boss from mother planet yelled at me for this failure.
He said, "Select your specimen more carefully!"
This is the first penalty I get since I have been assigned to The Earth Observation Party.
The human mutilation is not easy task.
Next year I am demoted to the charge of the cattle mutilation.
I am just about to go to The Area 51.
As for >>684970221, I leave him entirely up to you. Do as you like.
did that fag got banned?
>>684970519
Which one?
LoL update :o
MSI was funny
>>684970519
But you're still here
>>684970386
Well no, I've had the foxbody for almost 9 years now, and the 2014 I rarely drive.
There's a long story behind the foxbody, but it went into hibernation for a while. The 2014 I use basically as a grocery getter, but the foxbody is now faster. Nobody wants to race the foxbody because they either think it's slow and don't even engage, or they (correctly) assume it's fucking built and don't engage.
Everyone wants to race the 2014, but I almost never drive it. The foxbody is just more fun.
2014: 553whp 497tq 11.19 1/4mi
Fox: 594whp 677tq 10.46 1/4mi
I have the dyno slip in a box around here somewhere but I can't be fucked to search
>>684970669
Great, in a few hours my games will be flooded with earthbenders who don't know what the fuck they're doing but will somehow still win because rito's broken-on-release policy
>Akiko
>>684970610
hanko
>when you get new pictures of your waifu
Is there a better feeling in the world?
>>684970268
It's the hair for me. But tasty thighs are an added bonus~
Im about to play DkS3 for the first time in my life, I played bloodbourne but never played a DkS before. What should I know?
And why am I so bad at creating characters... mine was looking like Michael Jackson and I had to start over.
>>684971303
You really should play 1 first
>>684970745
Almost 600hp... How much money have you spent on that thing? That's crazy. That's three times my cars power.
Then again I like handling more.
I'll race you on my bike, though. Sound fair?
>Azusa
>>684971364
Thats a bummer... what am I losing from not playing it first?
>>684971246
noperoni pizza
>>684971303
make ur character homo
>>684971246
I don't think so
>>684971285
Is that why you have so many pics of different haircuts of your waifu?
>>684971303
Mine looked like an alien~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpugK0RpEaU
>>684971511
Maybe.
I also went on various art websites and hit random and saved what I liked.
Also the fact that red hair is a huge turn on for me.
>>684971494
A lot of the connection to the bosses/stuff in the world, for better or worse DaS3 is heavily connected to 1 with a ton of characters returning or being referenced in some way.
>>684971418
In total? A little over $25,000. I built it from the frame up starting from when I was 18 until I was 20.
Bought the 2014 for $30,000. Haven't done much of anything to it other than clean the air filter.. Hertz Penske GT, not a base 5.0. Came off the lot with 550
>>684971719
How do you find those hair?
I like the black fading to red~
>pic related
>>684971643
aw shit nigga, this is my favorite kenny song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO-ZsW0orlk
>>684971906
Yeah, good album, good artist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10yrPDf92hY
>>684971246
No feeling comes close
>>684971731
That's quick as hell. I'm not muscle car fan but they DESERVE respect. They just don't fit me. I like corners
Kud claim
Going to the doctor now to get this lump on my neck checked out. I hate going to the doctor but this thing seems pretty big... Wish me luck, guys.
>>684971843
That's fucking hot.
Not going to lie Megumin was my least favourite girl in Konosuba but you a cute. Changed my mind
>>684972138
Good song, penguin
>>684972301
have fun dont die x_x
>>684972318
>Megumin was my least favourite girl in Konosuba
Fucking how?
Aqua's gimmick was literally being a dumb selfish bitch.
>>684972451
I'M NOT A PINGuin
at least they don't have fur I guess
>>684972318
Oh snap!
Glad to make you see the light~
>kek
>>684972593
THIS
>>684972593
darkness was cool
>>684972633
they all help keep each other warm its so cute :3
>konata
>>684972760
Darkness was pretty cool but also very one note.
What does this expression convey?
Guys I'm making a sweet new game here's a sneak peek.
>>684972593
>The hair
>The butt
>The tsun
>>684972692
Her fanart is beautiful
>>684967188
Check this out.
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
Are you still here...?
>>684973268
Yes <3
>>684971246
When a drawfag accepts your request and it's good.
>>684973545
You know Tomoko is supposed to be extremely ugly, unshaved, and smell awful in the manga, right?
Just asking. I'd still waifu her. She's a qt3.14 just based on personality.
>>684973545
Fuck off
>>684973236
That's what best girl of Konosuba deserves~
>Yours is beautiful as well
>>684973982
sauce pls
>>684972255
You can do corners in a mustang. The facebook tier memes about them losing control are not baseless. They have notoriously loose rear ends. I can break my ass free in any gear in both cars if I stomp on the pedal.
With that said, if you learn how to control it, you can just swing the ass end out around a turn and get around it quicker than you would otherwise.
>Also adds some style points.
>>684973982
thats a brilliant gif
>>684973792
this is why you're top tier qt
Opening pack on Hearthstone, hope and pray.
>>684973167
DEEN trying to make a pout
>>684975027
Hope you get Deathwing
>>684975027
goodluck (y star)
>>684975154
O;
>>684973167
Pouts a best.
>>684975210
Already have Dragonlord version.
>>684975366
You dont know how fucking jelly of you I am...
>>684975430
Don't give them attention
>>684975154
Yeah, DEEN is pretty shit
I like this one tho, it's as if she's saying "really nigga?"
>
>>684974973
I could say the exact same thing to you~
>>684975508
I also have Hogger, Tyrant of the Vale and Malygos.
I could also craft any legendary.
>>684973723
>extremely ugly,
She is like a 6/10
>unshaved
False. She recently did some deforestation.
>smell awful in the manga
Canonically she smells like "grandma's house." And you must have a shit grandma if she has a stinky house.
>>684975688
>deforestation
Eugh...
>>684975546
>wew lad
>didn't know megumin had a charm spell
>>684975610
Are those cards good? I only want Deathwing because he is a hype dragon.
>>684975546
Honestly the akward models and weird animation gave the show a certain charm, it fit perfectly with the clumsy cast.
>>684975688
are you the asshole tomoko?
>>684975546
DEEN does typical :T pout.
:T
>>684973268
God damn.. I've forgotten just how lovely this image is to me.
>>684975824
Tyrant is good is tempo mage, I have Hogger in my Zoolock, Malygos is in my rogue deck (Got some sweet OTK with this) and I use Dragonlord is dragon priest.
Overall, I can't complain.
>>684975891
Would an asshole call your grandma shit?
>>684975964
It's you missing Mikanposting
-Shiki
>>684975989
Do you play MGT? OR Yu Gi Oh? I use to play Yu Gi Oh competitively I miss these kind of talks sometimes
>>684975989
Oh yeah, I've also got Lightlord, forgot about that.
>>684976133
Nope, Hearthstone is the only card game i've played.
>>684975759
Ahah~
it wasn't that bad~
>was it?
>>684975852
True, I don't think I would enjoy the show that much if it had top notch animation~
>last 2 episodes tho... I really didn't enjoy them
>for obvious reasons
>>684975927
:T
>>684976199
Damn it. I never got into Hearthstone this much, I wanted to but then I got bored. Do you play competitively? Or just for fun?
>>684976409
What would you consider competitive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgP55yvkNbE
what the fuck is this shit
>>684976553
that made me laugh lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-M9pvQSyo
>>684976513
Ranked. Like you play in tournament and stuff like that, do they have tournaments for Hearthstone? I feel like they would somehow
