Waifu claiming thread. Wanted: Dead or Alive EditionThe rules are very simple:rulesclaim
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Wanted: Dead or Alive Edition
The rules are very simple:
>rules
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>more rules
>pretend this is legal
> RP and ERP are not encouraged
>even more rules
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most importantly: Catch me if you can
>>684958872
>Wanted: Dead or Alive
Dead.
My wifu uwu
>>684958923
I walk everywhere for now, I like walking. I usually joke around about getting a self-driving car, but if I really could I would. I feel like you might still need to be able to drive to own one, but I dunno
Sanya Claimed
Akiko claimed
>>684959167
This officially marks the end if it wasn't obvious enough already
>>684959194
You're here early.
Or is it just me?
Britfag Maki Claimed
>still here
>should probably sleep
>>684959127
I love walking as well. Even though I have a car I sometimes choose to walk for miles to get something instead of drive. It's nice to be alone with thoughts sometimes. Reflect on the world and all.
>>684958841
I know the feeling.
>excuse the caption I'm finding new Azusa pictures
>claiming yume
>>684958872
this is now a crispy thread
>>684959511
Same, only issue is I need to plan ahead an hour everywhere I go
>>684959531
That's a weird pic >.>
>>684959332
Im just early. How are you today?
Claimed.
Oh boy, time for work
>just fucking kill me then
What should I listen to today?
>>684959194
>I can't stay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ9HUB6sC6I
pretty good.
>>684959529
You're damn right it is
>don't arrest me
>>684959761
The sound of your soul dying?
>>684959629
Art styles that differ too much from the original always look a bit weird.
So do you guys ACTUALLY love your waifu or just admire her in some way?
I'm legitimately in love with Azusa. My obsession has gotten to the point where it's affecting my actual social life are real relationships in negative ways. I'm starting to question my sanity. I don't know. She makes me complete. I have personal reasons as to why I love her but I don't feel like bringing down the mood so I won't explain them.
>Trying my HARDEST not to sound cringe right now. Probably failing.
>>684959761
Dad Rap :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTJ6RrQoOxU
>>684959995
Yeah, I try to avoid those >.>
I didn't see it with 3D glasses so he still counts.
>>684960024
I can bearly leave the house, thus I aint going to meet anyone.
This is probably the closest to that feeling
>>684960024
OF COURSE I LOVE HER SHE RESEMBLES MY autism.
>>684960024
I admire her a lot, I dunno about love in that way, I've never loved anything in that way :p but you do you :o
>konata
>>684959677
Unusually tired.
Doing some work for my classes and listening to music. And all this while checking in the thread once in awhile.
What about you?
>>684960024
I don't particularly like my waifu i just needed someone to join this circlejerk properly
>>684959761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9jvzVuYRyY
>>684960042
Me too, but some are too good not to save!
>>684960330
Heresy
>>684960153
I barely leave mine either. Not because of social anxiety or anything but mainly because there isn't anything to do around here. If I lived in a big city id be at guitar center or Starbucks right now.
>>684960623
S l u t
>>684960584
>social anxiety
>feelsbadman
>>684960024
I will actually marry Maki one day
>>684960024
I actually do love mine, but I can keep my tendencies of affection in check.
I also have this strange sense of loyalty to her.
>>684960659
I don t have a beard but alsomt everyone has eyeglasses on waifu
>>684960042
Why would you do this to me
>>684959938
I do this anyway
>>684960341
Will listen
>>684960854
how's highschool going
>>684960659
But we aren't role playing or anything. We're having normal conversations about life.
Plus I'm a neat freak and 130lbs so... Yeah.
>>684961027
I guess you weren't here when he posted his age, but it certainly sounds like that
>>684960024
She is an idol and a figure that gives me motivation to live on and keep trying. I still wouldn't call that love despite being hard for me to feel a stronger emotion than that.
>>684960996
Glad you accept my suggestions!
>>684960706
If you want to overcome it try going on Omegle. Talk with people. Try that and eventually go into public.
Always remember this:
Most people are too wrapped up in themselves to judge YOU.
>>684961098
He's a fucking weeb loser
>>684960659
Implying so much
>>684960962
no beard no glasses :)
>>684960996
I'm actually 36 years old and only listen to "golden age" hip hop sorry :/
>>684961053
Stop getting baited.
>>684961053
Dumbass.
>>684960962
Hipster as fuck but they work on me.
>>684960255
Feeling surprisingly good. Probably going to think of something to do soon, but now im doing nothing.
>>684960024
If she would exist I would choose her over anybody else
So as for now and maybe all future I go with her as my ideal for woman
>>684961192
>Most people are too wrapped up in themselves to judge YOU
sound like me I don't judge you I just hate every human being equally
>>684961213
And you are an anon who's afraid to be judged by a hugbox and thus refuses to identify
>>684961315
>>684961233
I know it's b8 I just don't care.
>>684961192
I know it's irrational, but hey, what can ya do?
>>684960962
Damn I wish I had eyeglasses
>They would complete me
>>684961354
Being the subject of an argument
>>684961460
It's all good man! I say just try and overcome it.
Unless you're happy. Not everyone needs to be social to be happy.
>Azusa
>>684961460
I normally view this picture as happy, but it seems sad now in this context ;-;
>konata
>>684961619
I...
I remember you.
>>684961622
Lets call it apathetic.
>H
>>684961595
It's fine untill I step outside, which isn't often, but you have to sometimes right?
Another question:
What do you guys do for a profession or what are you all trying to achieve?
I own my own business and work from home so I can browse waifu threads all day and stuff. Pretty boss. Still not happy, though.
>>684961415
Nice attempt to damage control but not nice enough.
>>684961766
What happened to the bs H.A.N.A.K.O. rp
>>684961098
No, I wasn't.
>>684961545
Hey, hank, can you tell me how old you are?
like, normally
"I am.." ?
>>684961841
Working at a certain fast food place, bet you can't guess but am studying education, I'll get paid the same as a teacher but i want to do it :p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e-zAljAgqs
>>684961903
good movie ;-;
http://www.strawpoll.me/10244992
>>684961841
Freelance Esports Journalist
Currently at university to improve my fundamentals.
>>684961800
Yeah!
Well if it's any consolation just know that there are a lot of cool people like us out there. Not everyone is an asshole.
if you ever want someone to talk to I can give you my steam. If you want, of course.
Is Keions have to stick together
>>684961766
Hey, can you tell me how old you are?
I'm really curious, that anon made me.
but I have very bad English so just tell "I am... years old"
>>684961841
Studying Accounting and Economics. I wanna work in either one of those fields.
>I find solace in arranging numbers
>>684961995
I... can't remember. Was that my name?
>>684962139
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Oblivion4423/ Add me famalam
>inb4 edgelord.
>>684962093
>>684962131
That's awesome guys! I'm currently apply to university. I want to eventually get into the medical field.
And journalism is awesome. What was your favorite job you've taken on?
I miss the frog anon.
>>684962350
I'm only 19 years old and in first year so I've not had enough jobs to pick a favourite, been writing on-and-off for two years trying to get hired.
>>684962451
hey youre back ^-^ *hugs*
>>684961153
I'm enjoying this homu but I'll admit I've got no idea what the fuck I'm listening to
>>684962313
We have 2 mutual friends.
Odd.
>>684962583
Oh, hello there stranger.
>>684961766
You proooobably shouldn't, maybe.
>>684962498
You know of any anime that involves journalism? Seems interesting as hell.
>Azusa
>>684962810
stay safe ;-;
>>684962070
lol
sachi claim
>>684962451
Oh yeah, whatever happened to froggo? Haven't seen him a while
>renge
>>684962681
Added plenty of other peope on these threads, probably them.
>>684962959
I'm doing it only so I can come back and chat with you.
Best type moon claimed.
>>684962846
No, I need to know. You... maintained me, yes?
>>684962986
You are familiar...
>>684963089
probably died while driving and taking photos to upload here
>>684963158
So cute <3
>>684962888
I genuinely can't, that's quite a niche genre.
Closest I can think is Flag, Saeko is a journalist, but the story really isn't about journalism.
>>684963010
Is this one of those taxi nsfw videos?!
>>684963153
Well how are you? you disappeared last time I asked, I got worried ;-;
hey
I heard there's another teen with us?
Hanko?
how old are you? I'm pretty teen aswell
>>684963089
Doesn't want to post here anymore, dont remember why.
>>684962986
Hey Sachii
Hi guys
It's me, Chara!
>>684963171
oh hi
you're new aren't you?
how old are you?
>>684963254
Don't worry about me, I'll be fine.
>>684963010
Those are nice legs.
>>684963171
I might've been responsible for a few repairs on your behalf. You hit your head or something?
>>684962888
It's a big part of Canaan, but that's more "journlist team investigate huge secret"
Megumin claimed~
How is everyone?
>>684963258
>another
Don't pretend like there are just 2 underage fags here, i remember 3 and that's just for Euro timezone
>>684962313
Nottinghamshire...
Is your name Chris, by chance?
Hi guys!
>hugs for everyone!
>>684963171
Hey H.A.N.K.O.
How are you?
Why is everyone asking about your age? What's your age?
>soft hugs
>>684963427
that's good to hear
>>684963272
no more frogger? :/
>>684963595
-_- O.O
>>684963605
watching racist videos tomoko is sending me ;-; how are you?
>>684963701
No where near.
>>684963708
Never hugged me and never will knowingly
People pouring in all of a sudden
>>684963365
Hey Chara
>>684963727
Froggo is kill at least for a while. He said he might come back
>>684963595
Hello Red
>>684963605
Hey Megumin
>>684963605
Hey Megu.
>>684963838
Ahoy.
>>684963727
Again, don't know how to respond to this.
>>684963768
That's probably good. I had a buddy who was K-On obsessed from around there. He bought all 4 guitars from the show. Dropped at least 6k.
He started playing guitar 3 months before he got them...
Sigh...
Everyone is here and I want to talk but instead I get to work
>>684963708
I'm getting hugs, though, this much I demand
>>684963258
My loud mouth is sealed
>>684963365
Chara? I haven't seen you in a while...
>>684963511
>Darkness
>I was... cornered
>Koko was there
>We were both running damaged
>She reached out to me
>Then, darkness returned
That's all I can remember...
Who am I?
>>684963708
Prinz? Is that really you?
>>684963708
Hey Prinz~
>hugs
>>684963727
Seems like a good time!~ I just woke up and having a cup of coffee
>>684963838
Hey peaches, how are you~?>>684963888
> check'd
Hey Maki~ What's up?
>>684964123
Borderline autism.
Where'd he get the money?
>>684964125
I'd eat it <3
>>684964242
Forgot pic
>>684963708
Prrrriiiiiinnnnnnzzzzz
>hugs
>>684963292
hey akiko how are you?
>>684963171
hello H.O.N.a.K.O it is i S.A.C.H.I
>>684963708
*hugs*
>>684963838
:(
>>684963973
It's ok
>>684964242
it's alright, kinda funny
Does liking loli hentai make me a pedophile?
>>684964196
Who else can be, you silly?
>hugs you harder
I'm just curious about your age!
>>684964136
>more hugs!
>>684963834
>hugs you anon!
Moth <3
>>684964242
Not much, don't feel super great today.
>>684964432
No it makes you a lolicon
>>684964432
noperoni pizza
>>684964497
I'm scared of moths ;-;
>konata
>>684958872
Holy fuck that's some good artwork of best waifu
>>684964640
Yeah, I wonder how old is he?
