you are gay

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>>684951530

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>>684951530
>ITT: Trap thread, because OP's just begging for it

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>>684951700
>>684951730
What's gay about fucking a girl?
I don't think you guys know what being a homo means.

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>>684951530
I disagree. Going bareback into a nice wet pussy feels way better than anal and smells better too. The only advantage anal has is the tightness around the ring itself.

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>>684952069
You see no use for pussy
Only use for woman
Gaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!

>>684951530
stop fucking fat chicks

>>684952259
>see no use for pussy
I mean of course you need it for procreating when the time is right.
In the meantime they have 2 better holes available.

>>684951530
Implying OP has put his tiny pathetic cock in either.

Pussy is better and also you don't hurt the girl doing it. Anal is not that great.

>>684952069
sauce?

>>684952570
>also you don't hurt the girl doing it
>>>/r/eddit

>>684952570
I agree to a point, but anal ispsychologically satisfying. There's no pressure to worry about pleasing her, and it's a way that a woman can be giving to you, which is itself a turn-on. Sensation-wise, you're right, though.

>>684952118
Sometimes the smell is a turn on, especially if she's embarrassed about it. The degradation is what makes it so satisfying.
Nothing makes me cum harder then knowing I'm pounding the same hole she just pooped out of hours earlier.

>>684951530
That is true and fucking a nice toit ass just feelsgoodman

>>684952836
Bella bellz you fucking rookie

>>684952420
Like a bad of sand. amirite?

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>>684952570

>also you don't hurt the girl doing it
>also you don't hurt the girl
>don't hurt the girl
>don't hurt
>the girl

Like I care what my talking fleshlight fucking says.

>>684953443
what fucking scene you twat

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>>684952998
That's a good point, my GF has said she gets nothing out of it physically but enjoys "being used" a bit. She doesn't give up the ass very often but then again I'm not really interested in it being on the menu for much more than a naughty thrill every so often.

>>684953574
Read the fucking WATERMARK you brain dead fucking RETARD & look at a fucking screenshot!

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>>684952069
They don't. They don't know what cuck means either, too hard for autists to Google shit

>>684953829
Brazzers makes fucking dozens of scenes a day you fucking inbred wankstain

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Have any of you /b/oys ever had your prostate massaged by a girl? or even had your ass fingered? What was it like?

My GF asked me if I wanna try it, said I'd think about it.

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>>684953542

>bad of sand
>bad

Nope

>>684952570
lol my bf puts it in my butt a lot and it never hurts. You'd have to be retarded to hurt someone's butt while fucking it.

>>684953634
Yeah my bf gets nothing out of it psychologically fucking my butt... I think he misses pussy a lot.

>>684953999
You got a fucking name YOU DUMB SHIT!
DO YOU THINK SHE DOES A DOZEN SCENES A FUCKING DAY FOR BRAZZERS!!!!!

FUCKING RETARD!

>>684954049
do it

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Anal is the only true way to lay claim to your talking cooking cleaning property

>>684954164
shes done more than one you autist

>>684951530
I don't think it feels much different than the pussy, plus after I get done fucking the pussy, i don't feel bad about laying back and going to sleep. With anal you have to wash your dick off right after, I don't want shit on my sheets.

Plus you risk a UTI with anal.

>>684954215
fuck off christfag

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>>684954094
Are you actively denying him the puss as part of some sort of kink? or do you just prefer the butt sex?

>>684954094
This, most dudes don't know how to fuck which is why they are lonely fags. Every girl I've dated always wanted me in their ass. The best way to get a girl to want it is to tell her you own her while you fuck it

>>684953574
Not your personal search engine. Learn how to masturbate more resourcefully cunt.

>>684954049
Do it. It's fantastic. (Well, it is for me anyhow... some guys seem to get nothing out of it)

>>684954378
No shit faggot, the time you're taking shitposting could've been time you could've taken looking at the SMALL number of scenes she's done
They have fucking trailers and screenshots for christ sake.

kill yourself, your life is meaningless

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>>684954378
>>684954164
>>684953999 (nice trips)
>>684953829

Come on guys, calm down and hug it out. We're all friends here.

>>684954444
you're talking to a man

>>684954444
No, just a tranny. I've no pussy to give him.

>>684954614
or you could stop being a little queer and give me a streaming sauce, like a useful and productive person

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>>684954386
>you have to wash your dick off right after
That's what her mouth is for anon

>>684954762
Fine. www.google.com. have a nice wank

>>684954733
post boi pucci or whatever you fags are calling your assholes this week

>>684954762
no fuck you, lazy cunt.
If you want something do the minimal amount of work to achieve it yourself.

>>684954828
>I'll post jewgle
>that'll show him

fuck off and die kike

>>684954892
How to fuck off an die? Will there be instructions on altavista.com ?

>>684951530
For me I will happily fuck both. Pussy is soft wet and juicy, butt is tight, slippery with lube and feels so damn naughty

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>>684954733
Ohh, you're talking missing pussy in general.

While you're here....what do you get from sex? does your BF give you head? handy J? reacharound?

What's the dynamic there?

>>684951530
bacause you are a faggot.

only sissy bois want to fuck others in the shit output pipe.

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>>684954977
Here. I'll help you because I'm a productive person and positive member of the community

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>>684955048

>MFW dat filename

>>684951530
Cos u r gay as a net full of butterflies fagit

>>684955067
>>684955148
I bet you guys think blowjobs are gay too amarite?

>>684955091
This method is out of my price range. What else you got?

>>684955209
Only if you are getting sucked off by a dude

>>684955209
at least the mouth is an entrance, not an exit. so. not gay.

>>684951530
Why u wan Grill shit on dikybird?

>>684955048
Anal sex feels amazing... plus I enjoy giving bjs. I'm also into bondage and spanking and such. Reach arounds happen sometimes, but the cock is mostly left out. I don't get much stimulation from it anyways.

>>684955388
>dikybird
underageb&

>>684955376
Do you vomit and spit out of your belly button?

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>>684955293
So sucking a dude is hetero?

>>684955219
If you have train tracks nearby you could jumpo in front of a train.

you could just leave 4chan and then live for ~70 more years

if there are blacks nearby you go up and call them niggers

if you are black just commit any crime and let the cops take care of you

you could not eat for a while and starve to death

you could get a knife and stab your self lots

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>>684951530
someone who likes shit on his dick detected

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>>684953315
So if u shit yourself in public you will get massive boner?

>>684955437
I'll underage bnd u, u cum-dribbling menstral-cramp

>>684951530

Anal is more of a meme than sex.
It feels about the same, if a bit tighter. This is only great if you're not super into it and need that extra sensation. End result is you came all the same except now you have a dick that smells like an asshole instead of pussy.
If you're getting something from the power-play side of it then maybe there's more to it, for people who don't get off on being dominating then it's just another hole to stick your dick into.

>>684955388
>>684955437
Dubs confirms girlshit covered dikybird is legit

>>684955570
Great suggestions. Alternatively I could hang out with you for an hour then I would blow my brains out.

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>>684955622
Nah that's disgusting, only if it's a qt girl.

>>684955402
Wow u must have a giant cock!

>>684955819
Because you're ashamed that you'll never be as productive and reasonable as me

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>>684955402
>cock is mostly left out. I don't get much stimulation from it anyways

Did that happen as a result of taking hormones? or is it more like an "I don't want a cock" mentality, so "I'm not gonna use it".

Feel free to tell me to fuck off, I'm just curious.

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tfw made girl in to anal only buttslut. feels good man

>>684956059
Every girl I've had

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>>684955526
If his dick is bigger than yours

>>684956102
Plushies don't count bro

>>684954049
go for it man it's awesome

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>>684956107

>>684956016
I'm sorry, aren't you the retatded cunt who can't find a particular bella bellz scene even when all the information has been thrown in your face and she has done no more than 20 scenes ever?

>>684955376
Vaginas are where the babies come from. That's fucking gay imho.

to the people who think it's gross, have the chick do a quick anal douche before and it's cleaner and much more enjoyable

>>684956437
I just piss up there first and make her do bum wees in the toilet

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>>684956107
Wise advice

>>684954203
>>684954606
>>684956226


I suppose I may as well give it a go then, variety and all that.

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>>684956348
where is it then

>>684956655
Do you seriously use bing to search for porn scenes? Is this your first bbq?

>>684956437
Make chick drink douche water while u fuck her in rectum! As u cum start fist pumping the air and chanting your name. Blow your load, wipe dick on her ass, pull up pants and leave never saying another to her again. Beat anal ever.

>>684956016
>>684955819
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>>684954762
Same fag

>>684956744
>he doesn't know that bing and yahoo are better for porn searches than google

>>684954049
My filthy qt chubby does it all of the time in missionary and it feels fucking superb (as long as she lubes her finger).

>>684956744
bing is the superior search enigne

>>684956777
Damn I have never tried this. I mean, I have done everything you mentioned but instead of my name I jusy chant U.S.A. which is weird cause i'm from A.U.S.T.R.A.L.I.A

>>684956655
Click the 1st link you FUCKING RETARD

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>>684956855
I don't even care about that ugly chick anymore, I want to mock this guy

>>684956855
I'll samefag u right In the binghole!
Also checked

>>684956934
Not for porn you fucking moron.

>>684956899
Kfc original recipe does not count as lube

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>>684956996
fuck off

>>684957058
google actively hides porn

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>>684956899
How does that work? I was thinking more of a blowjob/handjob scenario.

>>684951530
You are a sad, shit stained butt pervert.
Kindly kill yourself at the next available opportunity.

>>684954049
Do it anon. It feels amazing while you're getting a blowjob. Especially if she knows what she's doing and puts a lot of pressure on your prostate while stroking it. If she let's you come in her mouth your eyes will be rolling to the back of your head.

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>>684957126
How did you know?

>>684957220
I use pornmd.com through altafista

>>684956953
Fuck yeah Straaaya!!! I tried the usa chant once and the chick went off her tits at me about how George bush was raping the Arabs or something, nearly got my dick bit off that night

>>684956022
Neither... I just never really got much stimulation from touching it. I've been doing butt-stuff as long as I've been masturbating.

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>>684957422
kek

>>684957243
I fuck her missionary, she puts a finger up my ass...

>>684954049
>>684957310
If you don't want to, get her to push with two fingers just below your balls (i.e. between balls and ass) while she sucks you off. Trust me, you won't be upset.

>>684957480
Inb4: sauce and the brazzers link doesn't work from numb nuts in here

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>>684957181
I grow weary of your games.

>>684957649
no, they put the scene in in filename

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Because all the butchers you fucking are worn out woes or your DICK too tiny for the vaginal orifice
Mine fits like an isotone

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>>684957572
Given that so many have replied in the affirmative I'm definitely gonna try it now.

>>684957855
>google

now do it with a site that doesn't steal my credit info and sell my emails to nasa

When you are in a relationship a long time fucking the same pussy over and over again gets kinda boring so assfucking gets real fucking tempting.

pussy feels better but the idea of fucking ass is real goddamn hot and super dirty

>>684953570

so alpha

>>684957855
Thank you. Finally. I don't see why you couldn't have just linked to the youfreeporntube video in the first place though, it's what I would have done. Because I am productive and positive for my community

I still use Ask Jeeves for my pornos

>>684957918
I recognise all those words but not in that order. Good on you for trying though, anon.

>>684951530
if you like ass more than pussy you're a fag. you might as well fuck men.

>>684958251
Now fuck off you cunt. Ps don't forget to do a happy big cums ;)

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>>684951530
From a purely physical perspective, I don't think butt is all that much better from pussy.

From a psychological standpoint, however, ass is much greater turn on for me. I don't know why, and I don't care why.

>>684958251
Lazy piece of shit, kys

>>684952118
This guy has actually fucked a girl, vaginal is wayyy better it has side walls and grips the dick better, ass is ok but it's like fuckin rubber bands it's only tight on the butthole...the smell is not a factor for me because my wifes pussy smells like shit anyway

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>>684951530
He gun hab poos on his peen!

>>684958351
No, I wanted to buy a couch like the one they're on

>>684958423
sharing is caring

>>684954094
Um, if you are an anal queen, but your bf doesn't like third input sex, then I guarantee that he *does* get something out of fucking your shithole: he does it because it pleases *you.*

The only thing that feels good about the asshole is the tightness of the rectum itself. The interior of the vagina is much better than the interior of an ass.

>>684956107
"Her" dick

kek

>>684956899
>missionary
How boring, half the thrill is watching her cheeks jiggle and spread as you pound her poophole

>>684958417
Prhps u like ballsack and giant dongs too?

>>684958506
I don't think you are ready for the responsibility of a couch anon. You can't even find porn on the internet.

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>>684951530
>butts feel so much better than vaginas
gay

>no point fucking a pussy unless you plan to breed
autist

You're a gay autist

>>684951530
what do women get from that?

>>684958685
finding specific porn is pretty hard

>>684958678
She can't exactly finger your ass if you're behind her though

>>684958761
How about a nice bean bag?

>>684958309
Are you a British?

>>684958467

fucking ask her to wash you absolute pagan. wtf, how long have you been married to this literal smelly cunt?

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>>684958501
Hur hur hur
<fuckin retard

>>684958761
I dunno all u need to do is type in 'faggot porn' and even bing will figure out u like dicks covered in manshit

>>684955091
It's not painless, use propane instead. Helium will make your head feel like a barrel rolling down a rocky hill before you die. You can feel this effect long before helium becomes lethal.

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>>684958417
Yeah it's a giddy little thrill to be enjoyed every so often. That asshole in that gif looks used up though. Small, tight and pink is the way to be.

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wait that sites no good, it's trying to make me download inferior web browsers

>>684959037
Hey now, I'm not OP

>>684958782
Just buy a buttplug

>>684958857
Irish.

>>684959052
fuck off hank

>>684959037
Look. Leave me to put this guy in his place. You need to go back into your kennel and eat your biscuits.

>>684959052
What about a bottle from a soda stream? It's all I have that is close

>>684959123
You could equally say just jerk off instead of fucking. I have one too, but it's not the same as when she does it

>>684959052
I tell ya hwhat

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>>684958467

This>>684958904 is somewhat right. But she should use special vag soap that is made not to fuck up the ph levels in her fun hole. Also, be very tactful with how you bring it up.

>>684954164
>being this mad
full caps time

>>684959377
Not everyone is a cuck mate. My ex had a smelly one once. I threw a bottle of vagisil at her and said wash your filthy cunt. Please

>>684951530
sure, choose the hole that isn't naturally lubricated...

>>684959295
Not really, the buildup of an orgasm are completely different when you compare fapping and fucking.
Prostate stimulation & and your butt contractions are more or less the same.

>>684959508
Sauce + wanking is serious bizniss

>>684959146
Sorry bud, didn't mean to jam cocks, just assumed u were samefagging like the rest of us, let me wipe those shitstained tears from your eyes and give u a big friendly tug

>>684951530
dude no... poop comes out of that!

>>684959143
Pleasure to meet you Irish. No offence intended by asking if you were British.

I'm a cole tone upside my head sometimes don't nobody know no good even myself but that don't stop me

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>>684955048
they missed the fucking hole

>>684959596
Nah dude, a buttplug doesn't even stimulate the prostate.

>>684959146
Your mom already ate all the biscuits

>>684959640
At least my tears match your bed sheets now

>>684959746
Yeah it does, you probably just don't have the right size

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>>684959660
>I'm a cole tone upside my head sometimes don't nobody know no good even myself but that don't stop me

Wat? where you from?

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For you anal lovers & faggots, just a heads up.
This is what eventually awaits you.

>>684959777
Really? This is the reply you are going with? That is no way to speak to your brother!

>>684956535
Depends Fam if you have a small dick your prosate gland is a lot more sensetive the bigger you are the less you feel it

>>684959993
hot

>>684959993
For a once in a year / 6 months treat? Nah.

Once a day? Still probably nah.

>>684951530
Because you are a fag.

>>684959993
That's a gape fetish that cause a prolapse. Hardly the result of anal unless the guy is huge and she took it every day.

>>684953574
you got name, watermark and can easily add descriptions of what you see to your search. If you are this inept, then that can only mean that your mommy still needs to wipe your butt. why don't you ask her to both search for you and to masturbate you too, or are you trying to be a big boy and want to do some parts ob your own?

>>684960124
Well I guess I'm in luck then, 5.5 inches kek.

>>684960442
Well said anon. NAHHTT

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>>684960442
cry more, those fags have clearly finished their argument

>>684951530
Because. getthelube.com

>>684959993
Holy shit it's outside

>>684951530
I love anal, but this is simply not true. Vaginas have way more texture and in my opinion feel way better. Anal is good because it's more psychologically satisfying, for many reasons. But sensation wise, theres only texture at/near the butthole. Once you get deeper it's just smooth, warm and tight. Which isn't terrible or anything, but I always end up going for shallow strokes to get more stimulation and then I end up popping out, and putting it back in while satisfying for me is usually the most unpleasant part for the woman.

>>684959993
This got me hard asf, i feel ashamed.... Time to fap

>no point in fucking a vagina unless you plan to breed
Faggot

>>684960730
That's what happens when you have a small penis

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>>684955048
holy shit filename

>>684956059
Can I see a pic of said buttslut? I need this in my life right now, and there are harder to spot than a Robin in winter.

>>684956437
Dry enema. It's what the pro's do...squit 10cc of silicone lube up there, ask her to poop it out in the toilet. Remaining lube will help anything else stick to walls of rectum, not your dick.

>>684964127
It's not even that big of a deal tbh, if you get a little brown on your dick just fucking wipe it off.
It's not going to stop me from cumming

>>684952901
/b/ is full of lonely virgins seeking people to anonymously talk with.
Not pathetic edgy faggots.

>>684958704
KEK, pls change the words "third input" to "second input." My point still stands. Didn't even have to change "anal queen!"

>>684958251
Because the person interested in the link is the one that should do the work you fucking worthless piece of shit.