No effort, broke, and homeless.

>>684949434

way too hot, nobody wants to touch that for fear of getting burned; there ain't enough ice in the world

anti-social, shy, broke

>>684949434
Social anxiety,no social skill,path of exile 24/7

Tfw have gf, still not happy

@684949434
to busy making memes

can't seem to make a move, not confident, go after the wrong girls

I do have a gf. She has an identical twin and I always wonder if their vaginas look the same. Her twin apparently hates sex though so I think I got the better of the two

Ugly, Ugly, Ugly

>>684949698
why?

>>684949797
just found out shes a trans

Good looking so i have high standards.
Socially awkward so i can't hold a relationship + say a lot of weird shit.

>>684949434
>an alcohol
>selfish
>insecure
order of relevance

>>684949434
All the jock/dickheads get all the chicks.
I'm a hopeless and pathetic cunt
Why haven't I necked myself yet?

>>684950009
there's more to life than grills anon

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>>684949434
>reserved
>commitment worries me
>unintentionally abrasive

>>684949434
im ugly

>>684949434
Beta
Lonely
No future

>>684950051
Yeah but fuck its lonely when you have no one and everywhere you go you see people flaunting their happiness everywhere and it makes you feel like a degenerate fuck,

>>684950094
same here, except I'm an engineer

fucking sucks, no female schoolmates and all friends are engineers too, so they don't have many female friends either

and the last girl I had fucked me up so bad I'm not sure I can have a proper relationship again

>>684949434
dont want one

>>684949434
Because my wife wont let me :(

i dumped her.

>>684950212
do you have friends?

>>684949434
1: She broke my heart
2: I still love her after all this time
3: I'll never find her in someone else

>>684949434
I'm dumb
I'm ugly
My personality is bad as fuck
Enjoy.

>>684949859
thats not a girlfriend

>>684950212
Try to be less of a walking failure

>>684949434
1. i have a girlfriend
2. she is awesome
3. one is enough

>>684950094
>about to start my degree in computer networking
>see this

>>684949434
>don't seem to even want to have a gf
>pretty difficult to meet female loner when you're a loner
>it's been monthes (years?) I didn't even talk to a female friend who's single

>>684950302
I have "friends" that 9 times out of 10 usually ditch me or ignore me, making friends is a lot harder than people think, especially majority of my college are dickheads crazed on sex and drugs its not funny.

>>684950391
Hahahahaha

Not gonna happen

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>>684950464
you dont have friends, you are the "fart" in the group

the fart is someone that noone likes but lingers around them and noone can get rid of them

Gay, trans, faggot

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I'm afraid to show anyone the real me®

>>684949434
hookers cost less, work 60hrs wkly traveling, cant stand that i have to try and impress them even if i'm not going to fuck

Fat, Anti social, low self esteem

>>684949434
NIGGERS, NIGGERS, and NIGGERS.

>>684949434
I'm ugly
im anti social
my dad left before he could teach me

>>684950464
Whats wrong with sex and drugs?

>>684950609
get skinny
get boost in self esteem
being social will come through body confidence

The hard part is getting off your butt but its worth

>>684950571
Sad part is I leave then they follow me and do the same shit. They say they are my friends but basically still ignore me

1 im obsessed with person ive lost 3 years ago , i dont have a single hour in life without thinking about her
2 no money
3 i dont like personalities of women i know / meet

Because I'm married

>>684949434
lack of interest for conversation, lazyness

>>684950648
Its fine, just they're all drug fucked cause ICE has being going around like hell. I mean really drug fucked.

>>684950705
im with you bro

>>684950694
ignore them and get new friends faggot

>>684949434
i tried
i failed
i'm hella busy and cba rn

Ugly
Autistic
Fat

no job/money and drivers license atm and I'm also kinda shy even though I had a lot of hot/cute GFs even though I'm not that attractive

im gay

>>684949434

Only need one b/ro.. Gf is now my wife

don't make much contact with people in general, don't pick up signals, never sure if I should make a move

>>684950464
Yeah man I used to be there, fucking sucked.

I ditched all these people, found some beta neet idiots like me and even though I didn't like them that much at first, they somehow grew on me. Also I met a lot of great people through them.
I have real friends now and I spend so much time having fun with them I don't miss girls and shit.

Hope you find yours anon.

Im asexual
Im pansexual
Im probably homosexual

>>684949434
I don't feel the need for human attachment, only sex
i'm already having sex
i dont need any more reasons

>>684950956
your a fag alright

>>684950705
Same problem here. Met a girl Christmas Eve of 2013, fell in love, were together for a year, broke up because of stupid reasons.
She's everything I want, and every woman around me is fucking disgusting. I hate 3's who act like 9s and that's 80% of the girls around here.

Fat
Socially awkward
Gay

>>684950914
are you happy?

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>>684949434
>no money
>ugly
>low selfesteem

>>684950852
Too handsome
Too rich
And beastial dick XD ;)

>>684951072
haha thats why i dropped outta bartending and avoided welding school is because of the long term career options

>>684950135
cute tho

>>684949797
>>684949859
Lol she's not trans, she's just not very smart and I spend half my money taking care of her she doesn't even have a drivers license so she barely ever goes out with her friends and I never get any alone time... but she is kind and she cleans the house so idk what I'm trying to bitch about I'm just kind of unhappy with life lol

Had gf
dump her
She still want to fuck me and why say so no

>>684949434
Fat, shy, poor

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>good looking
>good with girls
>have erectile dysfunction

anxious
ugly
awkward

>>684951148
And probably not too sincere

>>684949434
because i'm married.

Because I broke up with her a couple days ago

>>684951380
I am sorry for you /b/ro
When she finds a better man and take half of your shit with her

because those worth the effort demand too much money. Not interested in some fat meatbags like 99% of the men

Stupid
Boring
Lazy

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I don't even remember the last time I met a girl I liked.
And if I did I'd be too beta to get her anyway.

>>684951336
>good looking
>great with girls
>am slightly chubby
>9/10 grils say im cuddled sized but give me the succ
>still wanna fuck when i have whiskey dick

all is well
>confidence is at a 0 the girl has to make every move as im super self concious

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>>684949702
@?!
nigga this ain't no forum

1. broke
2. i love computers way more
3. antisocial

>>684949434
Work 52 hrs a week
Don't get out enough
Awkward

>>684949434
overweight, ugly, small penis

>aint got no girl cause i havent the time
>got to many other things on me mind

>>684949434
i'm gay
i want penis
vaginas are disgusting

>>684949434
got married, she's my wife now

>>684952682
why don't you have a bf then?

>>684949434
all whores, women are retards, on /b/

>>684949434
Im quite young, I hate nealrly every woman, Im not an animal defending scum

>>684952736
all the other gay guys think hes trashy cause hit puts vegetables in his ass like a vegan, meanwhile all the bears at the bar are carnivores

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>>684949641
Kek

>>684949434
stress
money
sex with different girls instead of one

>>684949434
not interested in relationships, sex is boring and I have a genuinely awful personality

I have 6 different sluts two asians, one latina, 3 white girls, you pussies just need to learn not to no for an answer, rape every girl you encounter. My dick is 9"s too bad you'll never be like me.

1 - I prefer being alone
2 - Sex is overrated
3 - I am emotionally incapable of sustaining a relationship

I'm gay. I don't want a girlfriend!

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>>684953352
>>684953269
wow you're a different flavor of me

>>684953352
You have to have sex before you can say it's overrated

1. Weed is my love
2. Weed is my love
3. Im not a good talker

>>684949434
1.ugly
2.no effect
3. am a cunt

>>684953269
>>684953352
mah niggaz

>I'm a shut-in
>I don't know good places to meet girls
>I'm probably ugly

>>684949434
Already did, every womans a whore, every whores a liar

>>684954029
pic?

>>684949434
cuz I'm too unsecure and self hating.
wait, this are only two reasons, do you need a third? Well, what's about to be afraid of being abandoned again?

>>684949434
I am too good looking to maintain only one relationship.

>>684949434
Married
Too old and tired to chase a proper bit on the side
Happy enough just flirting with single mothers

>>684949434
No money, aspirations, and very little interest in anyone I meet. I meet lots of people, but none interest me in that way.

>>684949434
>Do have girlfriend
>She's hot, funny and kind
>You probably don't believe me

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Vaginas are inconvenient
Women are annoying
Cute boys are better

Anime. Manga. Japan

Because i dont want a girlfriend.

Just broke up

>>684949434
4/4 rapist

anti-social, shy, ugly

Ugly
Antisocial
Small dick

>>684949434
i'm ugly, fat, insecure

I have an extremely abrasive and eccentric default mode of interacting with others which grows more and more alienating as time goes by, but which I personally just think is kind of awesome and have no desire to change.

I seem almost immune to desperation for some reason, despite occasionally soul-crushing loneliness, and cannot really deceive myself into finding women more interesting than I actually think they are.

Honestly do not really try because it's probably not a good idea for me to get entangled in a relationship in the near future.

Because why should I settle for one girl when she's willing to fuck without dating.

1. shy
3. cant count

Fat, shy, anti-social

i aint that cruel

Ugly. Weird. Short. Fat. Nobody wants me. Shitty small town life. I can go on.

>>684949434
I am married.

>>684955280
Kek

>>684949434
-married
-who has the stamina for any more
-penis

>>684949434
Just broke up with my ex two weeks ago
Away from school, leaving in a month
Only know one gal here, she's my smokin' ex (different ex), has a bf

>>684949434
Fat
Fat
Fat

>>684949434
>Don't want one
>Don't need one
>tranny

>not able to small talk
>hate myself
>uncomfortable with my body since i lost 70 pounds which had lasting effects on my body

>>684949434
Small dick, no effort, ugly

I have a 7/10 girlfriend of 3 years that I NEED to break up with soon. She's nice and would make a nice wife but I just need freedom man I'm 19 I don't wanna settle down

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>>684949434
>is a dumb motherfucker
>can talk to women just fine
>doesn't know how to flirt though
>goddamnit.mkv
>ask out girls, get turned down anyway
>it's all a liieeee maaan
>girls probably don't have a problem with me platonically
>they probably hate me romantically
>or they probably just hate me and are being nice
>mfw I'm not a sperglord
>mfw I'm just kinda awkward with girls

Shrek is Love

>>684956220
You can have freedom and a relationship braa, don't do that to yourself.

Good looking, have money/house, seem to only attract the goddamn bitches

dont need
dont want
dont have to

>>684956220
when it's over you're gonna miss her alot I'm talking for experience i taught wanted freedom too but freedom it's overrated

>>684949434
Take too much money
Dont have the patience
I have a hand

>>684949434
>>684949434
Married, married and married.

>>684949434
Lack of self confidence
Not enough cash
Too lazy to spend time and energy on crazy

>>684949434
>loser
>antisocial
>can be bothered

Cant move on after my gf for 4 years died

>>684956907
Ouch

>>684956964
Damn anon

I have two. Keep them ignorant of the other is difficult.

Dont have time for that

Going to say it: still somewhat hung up over my ex of 1 year. Broke up with her 10 months ago; I've had a gf since but it wasn't the same. She has a bf now. What do?

Fat
Low self esteem
passive beta-male

>>684957159
Get over that bitch. She most likely got over you within a month m8. Move on. Find better things.

>>684949434
fucked to many bitches to get back to nice girls, fucking my female best friend,
getting sucked by OP instead, so no need to have one.

1. Fuck buddy #1
2. Fuck buddy #2
3. Girlfriend

Im gay

im a fucking dick to everyone
my dick is small
im a beta

broke up last week, now drowning in pussy, haven't felt the urge to commit to a relationship again

I am gay,I don't like women, I hate people

>>684951336
Stop porn and stop fapping. It may take time, I'm talking months if you've started fapping to porn at an early age. But eventually you'll be harder than the hardest metal known to man.

>>684957446
>drowning in pussy
Got to the stupidest thing people say

>>684957432
Have you tried not being a dick? Most don't even care about size. Stop being a dick and you can start to be omega.

1. wife
2. got married
3. don't cheat

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No one does it better than me

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>>684949434
they bitch, they moan, they take

but I'm always on the look out for a new cunt

>>684957531
Pussy is wet
Water is wet
People drown in water
People can drown in pussy.
Pussy can drown in water
Water can't drown in pussy

>>684951279
there's nothing weird about hating it if you can't live your own life properly. I'd talk about it with her if I were you, otherwise you're just gonna be miserable all the time.

>>684956964
Damn sorry to hear that

>>684957531
sorry friendo :^)
nah, but it's been good. quite a few girls showing interest and willing to put out. i can finally enjoy life again.

>>684956840
But I haven't been happy for months, how long should I wait to make a final decision? Still on the fence about this, fuck

>>684949434
Lazy, boring, ugly

i have a waifu

I have no dick

>>684956964
damn, I'm sorry to hear that Anon.

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>>684949434

Because it's not one of my goals in life. I don't need another person to give my life meaning.

>>684957916
Wait for transplant

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personality
looks
cant be fucked

>>684949434
>Because I'm married
>Because i don't want my dick chopped off
>Because I love my wife

>>684949434
Dont want
Dont need
Dont care

>>684949434
Live at home
Low money
Not trying

>>684957660
Haha a 1" puddle is wet. People can't drown in that.
Dew is wet, people can't drown in that.
I get that my simple logic your argument would make sense but I hate to agree that anything which can be wet is also possible to drown in just because water is wet and you can drown in water. That's my two cents

>>684958100
People can drown in an inch though. Not smart people but still, people.

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I'm anti-social
I don't know how to meet grills
I'm kinda shy towards girls
I'm gonna try meet some on the interwebz
wish me luck cuz I can't stand being alone for over 19 years

>>684949434
>While i lost a a good amount of weight i'm still fat
>Pretty shy/anxious/you know the deal
>Most girls i feel good around are already taken

>>684949434
To much swag, so much swag, girls love swag.
Yall virgins need to realize a steady bitch is worse off than multi girlfriends. Lol

>>684957777
Checked and no judgement man good for you pussy is the best just hate when people say they drowning in it. Also for reference I feel where you're coming from this is me >>684957362

>>684958212
They really can't though. I think the minimum depth to drown in for a child is 5-8cm or 2-3"

>>684949434
beta

can't think of anything else

im fat, ugly, and lazy

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1. She was into black guys
2. I am not black
3. I don't have a black penis

>>684958752
There's more than one girl out there. Stop making excuses.

>>684958752
I never understood this shit. I'm sure some girls want that big old black dick but I've had 8-10 serious girlfriends and all of them said they find black guys gross. Some probably lied but still I think most girls are just as racist as us

>>684949434
>whore
>less freedom
>jalous

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- Wifey is jelly
- But she cooks like a pro
- & I love my 2 kids

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No effort, Probably unattractive, think a about shemales from time to time.

>>684949434
>they
>cost
>money

>>684949434
>more free time
>a lot of work for a pay that isn't worth it
>2D girls are prettier

>>684949980
haha yeah, I had a female friend tell me: "You're a good looking guy, just try not to say too much."

>>684949434
social anxiety, don't go out much, live in a rural area but out of town without making effort to meet anybody

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>>684949434
>unemployed
>morbidly bo beese
>literally will not stop smoking pot

>>684949434
>don't like being tied down
>they cost money
>no one I know is interesting or desirable enough for me to make the effort

poor ugly asian

>>684954433
dubdubs of truth

>>684949434
i am a loner, i am a loner and i am a loner.

i suck times 3

>>684960323
do you swallow?

I have no interest in dating someone with whom I do not have a large collection of shared interests.

I am exceedingly judgmental and have trouble tolerating stupid people.

The woman with whom I am emotionally involved lives 6 time zones away.

I'm married.

I don't deserve happiness

registered sex offender

>>684949434
Racist, weird, shy (when Im not drunk)

>>684960743
what you deserve is only determined by you, you're basically saying that you don't know how to have fun

>>684949434
my house is a mess

>>684949434
ugly, awkward and never leave my room

>>684949434

Don't want one.
Don't want one.
Don't want one.

Only one reason.
Last relationship fucked me up badly, can't really love or feel engaged with the opposite sex.
Occasional sex is nice.

>>684949434
Ugly, poor language knowlegde, not even trying to get one

I'm 30 and recently divorced.
Every woman I have been with since wants kids/my money/to live in my apartment.

>>684949434
3 reasons? more like 3 words
World Of Warcraft

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Have a wife
Don't like to fuck around
Wife + girlfriend = a touch expensive combo

I literally can't find a girl I am emotionally interested in. I did 21 girls in the last 4-5 years after I lost my virginity... there were one or two I was kinda interested in but it turned 'meh' pretty quickly.

Standards are too high, confidence too low, broke

>>684960583
cringeworthy

>>684949773
>>684950914
Congrats :)

>>684960583
It's not working out, anon. You know it, I know it, she knew it at least 3 weeks ago. Give up.

>>684949434
1 broke
2 social anxiety
3 complete ejaculatory anhedonia

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too ugly

>>684949434
But I do

>>684962446
i agree

not social, no money to waste,standards probably too high

>>684962076
right, which is why she isn't my girlfriend. you know, the original question...

I'm 3 years old

>antisocial
>no money
>too cute

>>684949434
I don't need one
I can't handle responsibility
I am not sure about my sexuality and hate the look of a vagina

>>684949434
not enough interest
anxiety
broke as shit

>>684949434
i don't like girls

>>684949434
I'm fugly
I'm a lardass
I'm disgusting
I hate humans
One of my unmoveable standards for a woman is that she'd have to have better taste in men than to bother talking to a worthless litlle shit like me.
My standard reaction upon realizing a woman is hitting on me is to tell her to develop some standards. Soon.

There that's more than 3.

>>684950415
same goes here

>>684962930
Kinda the same for me, except I feel like I need one, or at least a place to put my sword, and I like the look of the vag. But that while sexuality thing is me in a nutshell.

>>684951279
>dating a potato

Wife would get pissed
Wife would get custody
Wife would get half mai shit

1. I have one
2. She's amazing. Physically 8/10
3. She let's me date others too, we're kinda open / poly
4. So I'm dating this other girl
5. She's un-fucking-believable, 11/10 and way smarter than me.
6. It's because of her that we're dating in the first place
7. She has a bf who don't seem to give a shit. Even drops her to my place. Maybe he's just into it or something. Or maybe he's hoping we can make an arrangement that makes everyone happy.
8. I'm fucking obsessed about her. So fucking obsessed.
9. I love the relationship I have, but still can't help to think what if I met her first.
10. Yeah I'm open about my obsession with my gf. She's cool and is friends with her.
11. She wants to have sex with my gf but gf is not into girls.
12. You all wish you had my problems instead of yours, don't you?
13. I was almost a virgin until my 20's, skinny nerd with no friends and only talent was computers and wasting time on /b/
14. Decided to get my shit straight, started bodybuilding, went to business school and started a company
15. Smoking A LOT of weed helped to eliminate most of my anxiety. Still feel like shit sometimes though, especially around people. But I can now handle business.
16. It's not too late for you either. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, get to work and fix your shit
17. God speed /b/ros

>>684949434
meow
cakes
kitten

>>684949434
Chubby, weeb, poor

>>684963574
fake
fake
fake

>>684962793
Seems legit

1 - fat (44 inch waist)
2 - ugly (Asian)
3 (and main reason) - small dick

No girl wants to stay with a guy with a small dick. Even if I lost weight and got a great body it won't change the fact that the second she sees my 4 inch dick she'll lose interest. So why try? Just going on with my life with no expectations of getting a girl in my life.

>>684963974
lose weight for yourself, why give a fuck about what bitches think?

>>684949434
1. i have hypogonadism aka low test. no beard, no sex drive cant stay hard
2. small penis
3. no job

honesty gf's are overrated with the internet i can have my own 2D gf that is way better than a real human

>>684949434
1. Ugly
2. Coward
3. Fucking awkward
4. Bluntly honest
5. Coward
6. Can't stand people for a long time
7. Something i can't describe holds me back from doing "life" (not faggotness, filthy nigger)

>>684949434
I don't have 3, the only reason is because at this point in time I don't give a shit.

Working on furthering myself and my career before anything.

>>684964764
Why dont try trap mode ?

I do, I don't have a second reason, I don't have a 3Rd reason

>>684949434
>Broke
>Not enought leisure time
>Wanna spend my time with homies
>Am insecure because I have a pecker and skin disease.

1- Awkward socially, dont know why i just never belonged in any group in school or work.
2 - Never really aproach any girl to socialize, dont know how. I am usually at work or gym or studying, no space for interaction.
3 - 0 confidence
I look good i guess, i am 6 foot 12% body fat right now 78kgs. I live with my parents because i am still studying right now and i work also so i pay for my food and help out with some bills.

>>684949988
>an alcohol