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the best of greentext
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>>684948493
"(TT)*
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>>684948672
tldr;
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>>684948493
(_-_)
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>>684948889
post something then faggot
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>>684948493
(-_-)
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>>684948493
Hang on... There's zero greentext!?!?11!?!one!
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>>684948493
(__TT__)/
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>>684949177
DUBS CHECKED
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>>684949354
(__0-0__)
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>>684948672
Alright lemme tell you something. I can tell right away shes a sweet lolita. And that fashion is fucking expensive. Brand is like $500 a dress and super impossible to wash. I'd have the same reaction if someone spilled food on my brand.
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>>684949461
MOOT SUCKS DONKEY DONG
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>>684949647
TESTICLES
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>>684949800
DUBS AGAIN FUCKERS
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>>684949874
meat spices are bad for your anus
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>>684949971
I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND I'M VEGAN
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>>684950062
SAMEFAGGING AN ENTIRE THREAD SUCKS BALLS POST SHIT OP
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>>684949354
so it took them three attempts to kick over a snow fort?
great story.
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>>684950121
C'MON NIGGERS, I DONT HAVE MUCH MORE GREEN TEXT
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>>684950197
apparently
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>>684948664
That is my favorite greentext ever.
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>>684950361
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
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>>684950487
2ND LAST
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>>684950684
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER
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>>684948664

Best of the thread so far
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>>684950901
BALLS
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>>684948493
Follow up?

Tho I wouldn't have fucked OP in that case, he delivered and all.
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>>684950970
WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF AMMUNITION COMRADE. WHAT WE DO WHEN AMMUNITION IS FINISHED?

WE DRINK VODKA IN HELL COMRADE.
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>>684951101
NIGGERS DEAD
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>>684948493
>wants best of greentext
>doesn't post greentext ??

Reminds me of that "Dank Meme Queen" that showed her tits on /b/ a few days ago and found a CP tor link on her BF's phone but leaked her personal info by mistake.
raid ended up unproductive cause she spammed and the second thread had already reached bump and image limit, a shame
Still she probably got super scared.
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>>684949036
kek
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Anyone has the story where a guy reserves a cinema ?
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>>684951216
Allah HU aKABaar!
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>>684951390
this one comrade?
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>>684951722
PRAISE THE SUN
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>>684951846
TITS
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>>684951643
Thx bro
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>>684952024
YOU ARE WELCOME CAPITALIST PIG DOG
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>>684949407
Aww, that's cute as fuck
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>>684952344
CHECKED
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Bamp
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>>684953166
DUBS FOR AFRICA
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>>684950215
>Shit was cash
kek
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classic
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>>684951244
Ah yeah I remember that, damn I'm on here all the time. I should go out more
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>>684951643
I lold
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>>684948664
HOly cow, totally Lost, Almost get caught during work !
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please don't 404
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>>684956887
Don't you 404 on me!
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>>684954259
Dude getting weird looks from coworker, my goddam,sides
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>>684957049
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>be me
>have 15
>mom died
>get her phone
>have a gf
>one day we roll play of sex
>write all night of a roleplaying sex
>she accidentaly deletes the chat
>asked me to send her screenshots of that night
>ok.jpg
>keep that photos
>months later i save the old photos and delete everything else to have my "new phone"
>everything goes right
>#roleplayingsexeverynight
>one day my dad asks me to talk
>he showed me the screenshots that he read
>trauma.jpg
>he tells me it's alright, and he didn't care if we do that
>tell that to my gf
>broke with her
>thxdad
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Does anyone have the greentext where the guy marries an older woman and his father marries the daughter of the woman?
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>>684957768
dang, don't have it but good one.
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>>684948672
Ohgod.
I literally was starting to feel a bit scared there.
Like. Holy shit.
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>>684948705
Who's gonna read this shit? This is just some faggot weeaboo sob story with nothing interesting to it
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>>684949407
awwww
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>>684951244
Yeah. I thought it was those faggots as well.
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>>684958240
Yea did u not no ur on 4chan when u posted? That's the thought I had but then i remembered who comes here
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>>684949354
Fooking newfag pasta
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gimme moar
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