Chewing gum found stuck to the underside of a bench at a bus station

>>684947089

chef boyarde

Jewish forskins

>>684947089
Your own feces

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Bleach

The most expensive meal at the most expensive restaurant in your area

Nothing.

>>684947671
rolling

>>684947089
Haribo sugar free gummy bears

Farts. Tube from your ass into your mouth.

Waffles

1 M&M that has been boiled, you also have to drink the water it was boiled in

All the burnt scrap at the bottom of your stove, microwave, and toaster oven

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this

Your own shit

orange juice and toothpaste for breakfast, mcDonalds for lunch and dinner

>>684947089
two onions

>>684947905
reroll

Glass of orange juice

>>684947927
REROLL

This is now a don't get dubs thread

>>684947944
winrar

>>684947885
roll

Buy fries from McDonald's and leave them in your car for 5 days and then eat them

>>684947723
Reroll

Glass of oj

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>>684948011

1 marble

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>>684948088
>88

2 pages from any magazine of your choice

Your moms pussy

Spaghetti O's with chocolate syrup

A feminine penis

Uncooked oatmeal

OP IS THAT YOU?!

>>684948166
>>684948199
WINRAR KEK

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>>684948389
>off by one

Cock

>>684948389
roll

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>>684948456
>off by one
>>684948389
>roll

A can of chewing tobacco

6 ounces of raw steak in a bowl of milk and microwave it for 5 minutes

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>>684948389

2 glasses of orange juice

Fish burger

3 Jack's munchie meals from Jack in the Box

>>684948556
Roll

Your own jizz

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>>684948556
>>684948576
off by one
>>684948389
>roll

>>684948600
Thanks m8

Sandwich consisting of two slices of stale, moldy white bread and all of the boogers from everyone you know who you can get to contribute. You must try hard not just, "I asked, they laughed and said no way." You must shame yourself to the utmost degrees imaginable in asking, begging, for their boogers to make your booger sandwich. You must also add your own boogers to this sandwich. ALL OF THEM. That goes for everyone who contributes to your booger sandwich. Every booger in their nose goes in. If you do not clean utterly out the nostrils of at least three individuals including your own, you must trade this meal with that of the next day and try again until you make a proper, not-half-assed, booger sandwich. You will then eat it and wash it down with a nice tall glass of your own urine.

Glass

>>684947905
roll for this

A cat from the local pet store

Clean every car you can find's rims with a paper towel and eat the paper towel

>>684948871
Roll for this

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I put the orange toothpaste and maccas all on Wednesday

If this post is trips you have to put chick-fila Polynesian sauce on every meal you eat this week

10 packets of ketchup from any fast food restaurant

>>684948695
Roll

>>684948695
Rollin'

>>684948695
Rolling

>>684948695
Roll roll roll!

Tuna sandwiches with salad

>>684948695
Roll for booger sandwich!

Say something realistic like: the top wrapper off of a lunch able, but you have to throw away the whole thing and only eat the wrapper

>>684949259
Roll sounds nice

>>684947671
this , you are probably obese murrifag OP (or britfuck ^^)

3 cans of catfood

>>684949333
Trips?

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Haha no booger sandwiches tonight

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>>684949333

eat your cum

>>684947671
rolling, i want op to slim

1 entire box of peeps that have been microwaved for 1 minute

Be creative: 3 four inch strips of leather

An egg boiled in piss

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Nevermind

3 boxes of festive peeps covered in the cheapest American cheese money can buy, slathered in mayonnaise and mustard, then baked for 37 minutes at 250 Fahrenheit

An entire bag of Captain Crunch without milk or anything to drink

>>684949688
Fortunately that glass of urine is able to sit there until breakfast the next day

Your welcome, I decided your Tuesday

>>684949688
Holy crap, OP recanting on previously committed faggotry? This could be some next-level shit if delivery ensues.

1 room temperature beer flavored with smoking cigarette ( you have to dip smoking cigarette to beer). I sometimes accidentally drop cigarettes to beer while drunk...

eat ass

OP how will you deliver evidance that you actually eat it?

The most expensive vegetables and fruits for breakfast, really expensive sushi for lunch and for dinner you get expensive salmon.
Enjoy future poorfag!

eat pussy

hash browns

Just so you guys know, I live in Australia, so my monday will be a bit earlier than yours

>>684950238
re roll

>>684950171
He will have to start threads three times a day starting Sunday with preferably video proof. And post screenshots of the schedule for context so people don't tell him to GTFO on the times when he's just drinking orange juice or whatever.

>>684947089
>>684950266
there you go op

>>684950179
lol roll for bankrupt op

raw fish gollum style.

Home made pudding with menstrual blood mixed in.

2 gallons of lemon flavored water

Home-made potato salad

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>>684950171
Probably photos and short videos

Cum. Bucket of cum

Homemade cheese from milf

Sushi from any chain of your choice, or home-made if you can. However, replace the soy sauce with chocolate milk microwaved for 5+ minute. Leave wasabi as is.

You can eat the sushi as is, but you must dip each piece in a shitload of either one of these condiments.

One entire cucumber dipped and covered in mayonaise

>>684950598
Roll

Some homeless mans vomit

Nails without milk

Nineteen pomegranates. Videotape yourself or someone else farting on every single one immediately before you eat it.