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Come on, you can tell me.

>>684946004
To not let the Controllers win.

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Penis

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>>684946436
Oh, but we have already won.

i want to kill everyone in the world

To be a Khal and mount the world raping and pillaging whever I go. Dothraki!!

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>>684946004

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Same as >>684946549 I wanna impregnate thick b8tches. But I also want ghost powers

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I want to disappear

I want to own and control the majority of arms corps and the largest banks so I dictate the world indirectly. Just saying.

>>684946004
World domination

i could really go for some indian food right now.

I want all who have wronged me to feel pain and suffering unending.

I want to know when I can go back to a normal state of mind and stop believing that I'm on acid still.

>>684946004
I just want an apple that doesn't have a fucking bruise on it.

I want

Immortality
Increased intelligence
Super healing factor
Teleportation around the world (like the movie jumper)
Ability to phase through objects
My own dimension I can control and teleport to whenever I feel like it

i just want mook to bring back snacks.

>that is all.

>>684946004
find my missing beanie xzzz

>>684946004
to one day have a friend

>>684946004
I wish she loved me again

I want power.
I want to be able to kill everyone that strikes me as an imbecile.

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To be with her... sounds gay, but is true. She us married. I'm married. But we both know we should be together.

>>684947062
radiohead - how to disappear completely

Immortality.
Everything else can be achieved if you've got it.

>>684948106
delusional to the max; get real and enjoy living you shitcunt

I want all humans to die

>>684946004
>Perfect Immortality

>>684948143
"An Audience With The Devil"
HILLTOP HOODS LYRICS

“The sky's not falling it's just angels committing suicide,
Cos they're so saddened by humans using genocide,
As a political tool, considering all you humans have,
The way you act belittles you all,
Now hell is so full that we started expanding,
Damnation is a business and the markets demanding.”

-Devil (according to Hilltop Hoods circa 2k)

>>684948234
what about a happy end tho?

>>684946850
what the fuck did i do to you you fucking asshole

>>684946856
I can literally smell your virginity from here.

I miss my ex girlfriend so much. I don't know. I want her again. I want to hold her and tell her how speical she is to me and how much I love her. She has a new boyfriend but I can't seem to get over her. I always stalk he boyfriend because she blocked me on everuthing but that makes me sad cause I see how happy they are. And Im glad for her but.. I still love her. Im happy for her that shes better off. Its just that a hughe part of me misses her.

Fuck children without getting problems

>>684948514
you miss her cunt.

>>684947359 this...

and also be such a ruler, when people look back to history they will find hitler's doing cute.

>>684946004
Lucifer

To be smart and wise enough to fulfill whatever i want by myself

>>684947414
did you know india has curry pizza?

>>684946004
I want to go all law abiding citizen on my boss and his wife. They are stuck up Jewish shit stains and I want to torture them to death over the course of a week

>>684946004
I don't wanna be a useless piece of shit anymore

>>684948345
Stop thinking you matter. It is not about you. It's about what I want.

>>684948577
to add to that point: you miss her snatch.

Exterminate all people with IQ under 100. So goodbye niggers. Goodbye muslims. Keep only the productive races

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>not saying happiness

>>684948326
as long as theer is one

>>684948793
you miss her vertical smile.

>>684946850
One of yous vs the 7 million people in the world

Happiness.

>>684946004
To always know where my stuff is when I want it/how to fix it

>>684949086
Not gonna lie /b/. That made me laugh a bit. But no. It wasnt the sex. We only did it a few times. I miss her silliness. I do miss her actual smile tho. Her face and her chubby cheeks. I miss everything about her. I should have been a better boyfriend. I should have done better. I should have tried more. I shouldnt have pushed her away and I wish I was better to her.

>>684946004
living my life with my gf with no worries, smoking weed and listening to some bomb asa reggae roots.

>>684947522
Justice

To give up all earthly desires and aquire Omniscience

>>684948514
Get over it. No good comes of this type of situation. Certainly not for you. Give it up pal. Move on to better things and stop being a spastic about it

i want to go home from school

>>684948514
Stop being a faggot. Go get rich and make her beg to have you back

>>684948742
Kek fucking Jews man

I only desire the mission report for the date of 12/16/1991

>>684949378
Get over it. She has moved on and is fucking someone else now. That's what she thinks of you while you worship your deluded memories of her. Seruously pal. Wise up.

Happiness

>>684949636
The worst part is that im aware of it. I'm tryign and Its not letting go. I know its not good for me. It'll effect my future relationships. Itll hurt me in every way possible. BUT I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HER. Its been almost 2 years and almost a year since we stopped talking. I don't know. Im pathetic and a loser. I deal with it by watching super tons of anime. But i always feel like shit. But it helps.

>>684949636
Get the fuck off the internet hamid you fucking shit stained poo in loo you wish you had my problems

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>>684949771
>besides teachers and parents

>>684949876
That gave me chills anon. But you are right. And I seriosuly have no clue. I've tried. and tried and I just think at this point im a loser

>>684949763
I'm a nursing major currently but for now im broke. I mena later on in life sure. But... college

>>684949906
Yeah your right you should kill yourself I feel worse for designating any time to type out these responses to you

>>684950047
You're* and no lmao. rip you.

>>684946004
I want some property and a little bit of money (dunno, like 1000$/month would be enough even) plus a loving gf living with me.

That is all.

I want a lab.

Not a boring-ass, normal laboratory where you do boring-ass chemistry to look for some new pill for erectile dysfunction that has 70 side effects that may kill you. Oh no, I mean one of those crazy-ass, mad scientist labs like Tesla had. Prototype shit that's 30 years ahead of its time. Creepy monsters in cages. Electricity shooting out of giant whatevers. Flying shit. More creepy monsters. It's out in the middle of the desert, buried underground, and no one knows about it. No one except me.

>>684949906
Dude I am literally in the same situation as you. You wake up and she's the first thing on your mind. She's always on your mind and it tortures you to see yourself this affected by something that is way in the past. It won't get better if you keep yourself holed up in your room watching anime. You need to start living so that you can forget her

>>684950116
>grammar nazi
Yet another reason she left you sad cunt

>>684949906
Man, dont know what kinda angel you see still after two yrs. Either she was Mrs perfect never put a foot wrong. Either way she has moved on and it's time you did too. At this point your only missing new opportunities while grieving for old memories.
Gotta flick that switch, once you do who knows what life might hold

to get cancer

>>684946850
Bwa bwa bwa bwabababa

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>>684950261
Totally yeah

>>684946004
I want my wife and son back.

>>684949876
I kind of miss my ex too but barely ever talk to her, know she doesn't have a bf, and have already fucked like four bitches since we broke up, as well as traveling to California and South America. But I still miss the bitch sometimes. Am I fucked?

Tie my girlfriend down and fuck her

>>684946004
To get a gf and get married and have a kid and die

>>684947963
basically this

@684946004
for people on 4chan to stop picking on me

Fourth Reich to rise

>>684950422
Are you Frank Castle??

>>684949109
>One of yous vs the 7 million people in the world
>vs the 7 million people in the world
>7 million people

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Spend all of my days exploring the galaxy with my crewmates. stopping by at alien planets and space station cities every now and then

>>684950620
Niggers don;t count as people friend :)

Have a healthier psyche

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>>684950651
lol'd

>>684947963
this

>>684950433
Nah I miss my ex too from time to time. Nothing wrong with that, we had some real good times. But they ended and after a little time finding my feet I moved on. Cant tell you what she's doin or who coz I never give it much thought. Haven't seen or heard from her in several months. Why give her my time, she not grieving for me good times or bad.

>>684950309
Haha. You're on /b/ with me. We're both sad cunts.

>>684950421
I'm glad you agree, comrade.

>>684950607
Ive Always wanted to meet the punisher

lick a very fat girl's pussy

>>684950269
actually. Not the first thing nor the last. Just usually around 2-5am when im doing nothing. but when it is it sucks. I can't really do anything. I'm broke as fuck, i don't drive, and I have no job cause they take forever

>>684946004
To lose my virginity

i want to be an ober SS führer who can do what want to after the nazis won WWII

>>684950869
ItS 5 am and I can't sleep that is why I am here

>>684949993
She sucking dick and it ain't yours. Cry about it or go get someone to suck yours. Enjoy the heartache/pleasure, whichever you prefer

I wish I didn't fuck my life up. I wish I could go back and fix it.

A device that allows me to safely travel through time in space with ease

>>684950947
Frank here, /b/, I just want them back so badly. If I can just shoot enough drug dealers in the face it might bring them back. I'll never know if I don't try.

>>684950332
Yeah. I know. But my college is full of white girls who wouldn't look at a short asian kid when they have 6ft white guys at their fingertips. and I know im confident but it gets to me sometimes. And alot of times i friendzone myself with my niceness.

>>684951090
I hear a bullet to the cranium is capable of such a thing

>>684948514

Dont be such a pathetic faggot. That girl is probably a bitch anyway, making the next guy miserable. Pay a hooker, get laid if you dont have social skills. On to the next heartbreak and failure. Girls are not women.. And women dont behave like girls.

>>684946004
To be intelligent and know the universe?

Or maybe I really just want to be a savage, fucking and shitting and pissing until I die of old age.

I don't really know.

A gf with same fetishes

>>684951153
>I know im confident
No you're not

He is.

>>684951064
Dude anon. 10/10 savage br0. But im just a little bitch alot of times. And I want to say that hurts but it doesn't. I am feeling a little better guys

>>684951184
She isnt really a bitch. It was my fault really. And they're pretty happy. But im not at that point where i'll stoop to a hooker lmao. And I'm abstinent for beta fag reasons.

An unlimited supply of NZT without any side effects.

>>684951316
so edgy

>>684951153
I know its cliche and all but you create your own reality. You're already confident in yourself so work from there. Fake it to make it, you'll see the mistakes you make coz they run counter to the reality you know. Fuck strangers/ fuck ex gf/ fuck em all. You have to feel good to be good. Fake it man, it'll grow into habit. You'll see

>>684951313
Nah, I am. I'm comfortable with myself and with others, I can walk up to a girl and make conversation with no hesitation. It's just that sometimes it's hard to do so when you're feeling down. This happens to be one of those months.

>>684946004
To break the collective will of all people who use this website
I legitimately only come here to shit on people anymore because it brings me joy other then that I'm a pretty healthy guy

>>684946004
I want to go on a rampage with my lesbian gf and give every man a sex change.

>>684947963
>no bigger dick
top kek

>>684947718
Takes time. You'll get there
Source: been there.

>>684951030
so you want about $200?

>>684951326
She is not what you think she is. She is not thinking of you. Its in your head while she just giving head. Next

>>684951559
Thats some 11/10 advice br0. But again. I'm too nice to fuck someones exgirlfriend. or to fuck at all. In all honesty Im tired of hookups and stuff.

>>684951581
You are saying some conflicting things here
First step for all of that shit is to be comfortable in your own skin, happy because you have created happiness for yourself, everything else falls in line after that including confidence

>>684950675
implying 6.7billions niggers ,whites would be non existent

>>684951749
Good kek

>>684951850
Nah she's not like htat bruh. But she honestly is and has been. I was just too blind to see how great I had it,

I want about tree fiddy

>>684952029
She is though

>>684951880
That helps. I'm over it this night. Cause of you guys. But This does help and I know it. Just it gets hard but I know im in a better place currently with myself cause of it

I want to get accepted into NYU Shanghai.

>>684952097
nah

>>684951326
>>684951442

What was the reason she left you then?

>>684951872
Then don't fuck. Who cares if you getting it if you don't. No one. Just dont pine after the lie you tell yourself about her. Better ways to spend your time is all I'm saying. If you dont feel it well fucking do it anyway til you do feel it

>>684952114
Depression is a problem for a lot of people but it does break people down and allow people to reform themselves into better things of you are able to push through it

>>684952149
women start thinking about exbfs the second they are single and needy for some attention again. Its not by chance than women usually hop from one guy to another.
tl;dr: be the next guy some chick hops to

To find a way to make about 1000 a month without having to anything for it anymore. So I can be a fucking ghypsy hippie roaming the world in my van.

>>684946004
Sucking cock

>>684946004
I want my ex to come back into my life. I want her to make me feel powerless and have to do every dirty sexual thing should could ever imagine. dress me up, full sissy clothes and makeup, tie me up, make me fuck multiple men in my marital bed. and then just leave me there when my wife walks in and finds me.

>>684952347
Mine did this haha. Two guys in a month. Poor guys. After she cheated I found out the cheated on six guys before me. I want to warn them, but they chose to date their friends ex. So fuck them.

>>684952355
>how does money work

>>684946004
To be liked by everyone I encounter.

>>684952029
Poor bastard doesn't want to move on. Telling himself how great she was how terrible he was. You really think there isn't better out there, that you wont treat them better coz they deserve. The ex obvo didnt or you would have. Just the same as you would have moved on if that's what suited you. Instead of this boo hoo I miss my perfect girl and its all my fault coz I'm a monster.
Seriously. You dont want to move on

>>684949864
Kek

>>684946004
Be a girl (I am a male)

>>684948585
>Muh faggot

>>684946004
A way to either revive my dead relationship or the balls to end it.

>>684952541
But I do
Stop being a douche and give me some good advice

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>>684946004
Ladies with something "extra".

>>684952502
Is that like a book or are you saying one should work for money because its the only way?

I meant it like royalty's, sponsorships, making video's. Not doing anything is a bit dramatic. I should have said not making money for a boss. Self employment, not being forced to shitty jobs all the time.

>>684952719
He was talking to me and not you and it doesn't really hurt lol

>>684952239
anime pretty lit tho

>>684952160
I had nudes of another girl on my phone. But we were friends for a year after and two decembers ago she just decided to sto ptalking to me pot of no where after I bought her gift lol

>>684952909
Actually he was talking about me you dumb motherfucker

>>684953052
look at his reply number. Its towards my comment tho

>>684952719
I did. As did many other anons. Stop it. Actively condition yourself to think about something else which changes your inner dialogue about her. Accept that she has moved on and no amount of regret changes that fact. If your not sure then call this one last time and ask straight up if you guys could work out. She'll say no(and hopefully laugh in your face) and take that as final. Move on. Fake it. Distract yourself. Anything to stop reinforcing the same shit you've been telling yourself about this situation.
But you wont

>>684953119
That's my post though
Are you trying to troll me or something because you aren't doing a very good job.....

>>684946004
Him to realize that he lost a person that honestly wanted nothing more than to give him a piece of heaven.
To regret telling me I'm too nice, too loving, to regret the mental and physical abuse I was still able to withstand, regret wrecking my family relations completely, regret crawling back to his shallow and personality-less ex over somebody who shared his passions, interests and brought something new into them, supported him and advised him.
To realize that I won't be single for long and that I am a complete person, with or without him.
Him to stop blaming other people for the narcissistic asshole he is and see the damage that he made on his own.
Him to want to hear my voice, any voice, and realize that I am not there, that nobody is there, that he put himself into loneliness by cutting all the hands that were reached towards him.
And, in a very twisted way, for him to be happy, because that is all I ever wanted for those 4 years of my life I spent loving him.

>>684947522
elliot rodger detected

>>684946004
Silence and never getting disturbed. Working towards that goal by earning shitloads of money and then moving to a rural area in norway.

I would like to be so rich that I never would need to work again, and move to a peaceful/beautiful countryside in japan.

>>684953272
u want sum fuk?

>>684953191
Even though her mind is saying no I know her heart is saying yes, we had something good it ain't gonna end like this that ain't how the universe works
She'll love me back eventually I hope so

>>684953270
Fuck man if you both crying over your ex then it means the same to both of you.
Jaysus>>684953272

>>684946004
Right now I need an older male to love and take care of me. I need help and guidance on how to grow up properly, good side to me is I never really give up but the down side is I end up putting myself in stupid situations where I really don't cope well.

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Thank you for the replies. Everything you have said will be taken into consideration.

>>684953272
I'm sure you made his life hell too. And in a twisted way he probably doesn't care.>>684953448

>>684946004
I... I gotta thing for tiles....

>>684950826
Yeah I hear you. Only thing is we didn't break up cause we hated each other. We broke up because she started medical school and had all this pressure and bs from her family. So it wasn't your typical break up I guess. That's why it keeps me thinking, as I know it does to her too. I wish it was just a clean "go fuck yourself" break up

>>684953448
Stalker alert

>>684948536
basically this
I can harm anything, but nothing can harm me
is not this is what every living thing desire?

>>684953658
Thanks pal. I can't tell you how hyped I am for that lab.

>>684953762
It's really not though
I hate that word

>>684946004
fuck my actual gf's sister or recover the true love of my life

>>684953658
Can I have a puppy that doesn't bite my fingers? Also immortality would be pretty
Chill

>>684946004
For my wife to enjoy sex and have absolutely no pain from it but only pleasure and for her to also have a libido that matches or exceeds mine.

>>684953731
If you two were so right for each other that shit wouldn't matter. Either you would have moved heaven or she'd have moved earth. You didn't and that's that. Maybe the future says different but right now in the present where the real world operates you not doing yourself any favours

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>>684946004
To prove millenials are actually Gray invaders sent to disrupt society and cause a civil war.

If we take most of ourselves out first, they will easily win the upcoming war.

>>684953896
Cause your ashamed of being one. Why you hate it so much. Cause its what you are and deep down know it

Rule a country as a dictator, but a nice dictator.

>>684954199
You are wrong

Go back in time and break up with my wife before she pressured me into marrying her and later having kids with her...but I love my kids and would never want to erase them or be without them...but I wish I could go back in time and bre....

Learn from me anon...don't get married.

>>684954357
Whens the last time she acknowledged you exist. How often you keeping tabs on her from afar. You think about her all the time and imagine the life you could have together? If only, oh cruel world
Stalker

I want to become God.

I wanna break up with my girlfriend, I'm miserable with her. Been with her for 3 years..she doesn't have anyone else so it's difficult for me to do

>>684946004
My deepest desire is to go on a genocidal crusade and eventually become God-King of the remnants of humanity.

>>684954565
You sound like you have had experience with this autist, you don't have the whole story so you'll never fully grasp the situation
I talk to her every now and then but I do check her Facebook wall from time to time never anything really out of the ordinary, I've been with her and kind of lost her so I can't be a stalker but I'll get her back

>>684946004
Too weed to be accepeted legaly and socialy in my countrt

>>684946004
To be free of debt, fines, bills, stupid loans.

>>684946004
To be able to wipe my ass without any assistance

>>684946004
>that I pull off relatively successful life with style that I'm living now
Really like my life but a little income is missing to support it.

>>684949109
1/10 because someone will still fall for it

>>684955241
You are dumb

To stop all legitimate rape. I have this weird thing with virginity and innocence. Its angers and saddens me deeply to see/know a woman's innocence is being taken. I hate it. If I'm not the one taking it, i don't want theirs taken at all. So i guess my deepest desire is to keep all or most women virgins. The ones i know anyways.

>>684954918
Get back to class, Timothy.

>>684954817
You'll get her back
Stalker code for 'she will be mine'

>>684955432
Or by your logic you also wanna take the virginity and innocence of every woman. Mass rape.

>>684955601
Not necessarily. I guess I'm just really protective. I'll retract my statement to cover only the women that i know/and or care about.

Imogen

>>684946004
Be reunited with Elf-Satya

>>684947233
wannabe jew detected