Waifu Claiming ThreadKILL YOURSELFThe rules are simple:Kill yourselfDieplease
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Waifu Claiming Thread
>KILL YOURSELF
The rules are simple:
>Kill yourself
>Die
>please die
>JUST DIE OK
This is the motivation that I needed.
>>684935427
Be sure to remember that if you hang yourself, use piano and glue your hands to you head.
>old man claim
>>684935427
I enjoy this gif.
a a a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
>claim
>>684934372
Sounds like a real load to me. Ive never even heard of being fired for sickness. Your luck has been really sour, lately. I hope June turns things around for you. I sincerely do.
Yuno claim
>Still no sign of my bitch
I want all these boats to know
That a real shipfu shipfu just hit the door.
Kongou claimed~
>>684932975
And a nice loli to you too sir
>>684933333
FUCKIN CHEK'D
>>684933640
Ah I see, and I'm not sure either. Probably gonna change anyways haha
>>684933690
Rum friend! Hows it goin? you have to forgive me...I have sinned
>>684933945
OY
>>684934372
fuck what an asshole
FUCK missed a whole thread, but I'm back now. what did I miss?
Gonna go eat, later gators ^0^
>>684935648
You missed absolutely nothing
just like every other thread
>>684935427
Claimed
>I can't remember my past
>>684935427
But then who will be your friend?
>It's selfish of me to die and leave you
>>684935595
Oh, she'll be around.
>Please treat her gently
>>684935613
Hello there, sweetheart.
>>684935613
Fucking phone putting it down twice arrrggghhhhh
>KMS
>>684935648
KJEWKJREKLJTEKJTEWKJTEWKJTEWKJEW
>>684935427
>I enjoy this pic
Rory-sama claimed
>>684934930
>>684935074
I have a mod that puts Santa hats on trolls. So there isn't much left now...
>>684935130
Top fucking kek
>>684935310
Heck yes. I'll have to binge watch it next year. More excited for RedvsBlue.
Milinda claim.
>>684935592
Yeah it has been really bad. My birthday is in 11 days, maybe my luck will change around then. Thanks friend. Just knowing your thinking about me makes me feel a lot better. :)
>>684935648
kek you like that get?
Well my epic get has made me tired. I will be back tomorrow friends. Goodnight everyone!
>Especially Maki and Mirai <3
>>684935752
Oh I'll treat her gently alright~
Claimed niggers
>>684935752
Hey there love n_n It's a shame I'll be leaving soon.. I've missed talking with you.
>>684935889
You have full right to claim niggers, but why would you want to?
>>684935889
All of them?!
>>684935714
Tru, don't hurt to ask tho
>>684935758
I spot 2 "JEW"s in that mess. also looks like you killed someone
>>684935863
I did! and ill be sure to celebrate your birthday homie! goodnight. Sleep well :)
>>684935863
Goodnight, Mili!
I'm heading out, too. Time to get off the floor. Night e-body.
I'm too normal for this shit. Gonna hit up the 3d loli thread if anybody needs some advice on being more normal.
>>684936133
Alright, later typical /b/ user
>>684935648
It's a constant struggle. So whatcha up to?
>>684935595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rueScMSnRP4
>>684935613
I'll never get enough of this.
>>684935844
>RedvsBlue
O shit they're making more?
>>684935863
Have a goodnight princess~
>>684936064
See ya around Mirai!
>Best idol claimed
>>684935889
>claimed niggers
But she's white
>>684936133
get out normie
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>684936223
My nigga
>>684936064
NOOOOO fuck. ok. goodnight rum friend. Talk to ya tomorrow :)
>>684936133
>3D loli
ayyyyy
>>684936223
Exactly lol, and nothin much Just got done playing with a friend. Thats why I was so distracted heh, but now I'm just gonna chill out before bed. You?
>>684936282
I see no fault in this...
how this shit works???
>>684936720
Didn't mean to quote. But posting from mobile sucks.
>>684936852
>step 1: kill yourself
step 2: you can't do anything because you're dead dumbass
>jenny
>>684936305
This guy knows what's up.
>>684936504
It's all good. Same, eyes are getting heavy.
>>684936924
k whatever
>>684936868
shamallamadingdong wing wang ping dang shibi chibi diggy wiggy
https://www.cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/FZGHU
For just $8.99 you to can own the /Waifu/ cards against humanity deck.
>work in progress
Holo now claimed.
>>684937266
awoo~
oh wait
>>684935867
I heard crazy sex is good for you.
>>684935939
So have I.
>>684936977
Sup Vigil.
>>684936368
Damn you.
Lol
>>684936933
But are your knees weak? palms sweaty?
>>684937266
sup fox
Alright then going to call it a night
Good night thread, stay frosty
>>684937957
Later nigga, sleep well :)
Claim
>>684937957
>stay frosty
Literally impossible where i live
I need to sleep. Just 10 minutes.
>>684938280
Meanwhile, it's always frosty here
>>684938393
i envy you
>>684938315
goodluck keeping it to just "10 minutes"
>>684938605
Well, I'll see if I should extend or not.
Akiko claimed
Good morning, how did everyone sleep?
>>684938772
Hiya, welcome back Akiko.
I got 5 hours.
>>684938772
i never sleep
>6 fet robet
>>684938772
I was sleeping, woke up and here I am. I'll be leaving real soon though.
>>684938772
Terrible.
>I needed a double shot to stay awake
>Now I'm never sleeping
>>684939020
>double shot
Good shit
Well, looks like my time has ended. I have to go. Goodbye!
>>684939095
drive by. i like it
>jenny
>>684938772
I did not sleep how fucking dare you
Minimal activity.
Must have been a lot of an hero
Good
>>684939336
Good to see you in duty, Spike.
Claiming based purple.
>>684938772
'Morning Akiko.
How goes?
>>684939336
Your girth scared them all off.
I only caught 4 hours and I had night terrors again but it's nice to know I'm not the only one getting shit rest
>>684938826
5 hours is more than enough for me
>>684938838
That's what I said before I overslept 19 hours
>>684939020
Yea I know that feel
>>684939095
RIP
Thank you come again
>>684939197
Sorry for triggering you, nocturnal-otherkin
>>684939617
5 hours is like over sleepng for me.
I'd rather not sleep at all
>>684939617
but robots can't sleep
don't you fucking die on me
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
How's everyone today?
I'll be here for an hour or so.
>>684940209
Don't worry, I'm only dead on the inside.
>>684940339
i'm doing fine. got the day off and slept in until 3 pm.
>>684940339
Hello there
>>684939436
And here's the fourth league waifu
>>684939602
Hey Shizu, I'm good now that I'm up but goddamn waking up is hard
>>684939685
Yea I get that, you're better off not sleeping instead of sleeping 3 hours anyway. And sleeping always feels like a waste of time to me
>>684939720
You ain't no robot m8. I have a strong suspicion you're a guy behind his pc posting pictures of his robot waifu
>>684940339
Hello Noire
>>684940562
I wish I had that kind of day
If none have claimed, Kuro claim.
>>684940620
we are all men behind pc's. what are you talking about?
>>684940661
i rarely get days off though. i often feel guilty sleeping in though.
>jenny
Thread is slow :o
food was good o:
>>684940339
Kongou came here, Spike's driven everyone away and I've lost my memories.
>Is not bad
Koume claimed
>>684940853
Proud of it.
>>684940961
I don't particularly mind. You're still here, so it's fine.
>>684940786
That pic will never fail to make me chuckle
>>684940961
It's dat boi
>>684940339
Good afternoon(?) Noire
>>684940620
Yeah i know what you mean. Waking up is hard, especially if you've not gotten enough sleep.
>>684940961
Almost makes me want to go rabble rousing for fun.
>>684940853
Try to remember
Goodnight cuties. Sleep peacefully
>>684940620
I always wake up feeling sick, no matter how long I sleep.
>>684940961
i think that beard might be photoshoped
>>684940823
Night threads tends to go slow. But you caught it in the very slow hours. But it'll pick up in a hour or two.
>>684941748
thread is slow, LoL is down, now I wait >.>
>>684941154
o shit waddup
that meme needs to fucking die
in fact it's already dead, let him sleep
>>684941854
It's unusual to see you up around this time though.
>>684941963
STOP
FUCKING STOP
>>684941854
is it really? shit
I dont know what this webm is
>>684942052
I've become nocturnal, it's 3am and I slept all afternoon
>>684942084
It is for a bit, maintenance or something it said
>>684942282
awww good
thats why i put it in my hello folder
>>684942282
That's cute :3 I got really scared he was gonna kill it or something since this is 4chan
>konata
>>684942282
it's a cute little baby getting played with <3
>>684942282
Thats a cute.
>>684942282
nice
I need like something good to listen to.
And no I'm not going on the /sharethread/ because I'm lazy and I want everything spoonfed to me.
I'll listen to pretty much anything, as long as it's good or not metal.
>>684942678
I dont have a 4chan gold account to view that picture
Please unsubscribe from the daily faggot and post again
Mine
>>684942717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy_JlG7C-T8
>>684942717
This is a pretty song if you want :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhBhpQgN0MU
>>684942678
>maybe if i post this people will stop posting waifu threads!
>MOM! I'M A GENIUS!
>>684942309
Okay, well good to see ya and don't deprive yourself of sleep, also keep healthy.
Lurk Mode:
>Activate
Deactivate
>>684943101
thank you mystery waifu :3
>konata
>>684942717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuPZCD50Sdk
>>684943101
Lurk mode: ( ON - (OFF)) [ENTER]
Oh shit linking that just made me realize that they were playing in SF like 4 days ago and I missed it, god damnit
>>684942717
not sure if it was you who posted a couple nights ago. but might as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQF6x_FgnJ0&list=RDPQF6x_FgnJ0
>6 foot shitposter
>>684943315
It was Chen, but I haven't heard TIK yet. Might as well.
Welp, I can see the sun so it's time to pretend I leave and lurk and shit post then leave
>>684943474
>>684944170
holy shit
>>684944614
fuck you this shit was going to 404
>>684944170
I wish I could squat that low
>>684944170
That's actually kinda funny
>>684944662
This shit never 404's
>>684942955
The first time i heard that, i was genuinely impressed with how well he did. Still am i suppose. His accent on certain words is amusing.
>>684942717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfvWkmxPvTk
Have some of my nerd music.
Mellow edition.
>>684944662
>>684944997
Even if it did manage to 404 some how, we'd just instantly make a new one, probably.
Good morning guys.
>>684945108
Good morning Homura. How goes?
OK GOODNIGHT GOODBYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIrNn7d5Hdw
Eyedea is such an underrated artist, it hurts.
Y'all niggas sleep on best girl
>>684945108
morning mr skeltal
>>684945162
Woke up way too late and now its gonna be a pain in the ass to catch up with my routine, you?
>>684945075
True, there's this obsession with keeping it continuously alive but it doesn't really matter that much. Only downside it would bring is that maybe 2 anons would make one at the same time
>>684945353
Morning non-mexican mexican.
>>684945356
Yeah pretty much. Lol
>>684945354
Bummer. I'm being forced(?) by myself to stay awake so i can be awake in about 4 hours.
The nap is tempting.
So, so tempting.
mai waifu
>>684945554
>1 off
Can I know what do you need to be awake for? Usually I dislike naps but seems like you still have time to catch a lot of Zs.
>>684945554
A wink of sleep is better than none. Trust me... I've gone days without sleep and it was awful.
Even just an hour does the trick.
>>684945452
no cactus on this forehead :3
>>684945654
this guy is scary when he spikes you ;-;
>>684945681
Told someone i'd be somewhere. Nothing important, but i prefer to be a man of my word.
>>684945724
I know i know.
I can go to sleep almost right afterwards though, and it shouldn't be -too- long.
I have a hard time waking up on half sleep. Leaves me groggy for far too long to be out driving on.
>>684945724
i find the exact opposite true for me. If the time I can grab for sleep is less than 3.5hrs I don't bother because whilst physically more exhausting, your mental capacity and acuity will be considerably higher than taking a short nap when in a state of sleep deprivation. There is also the risk of oversleeping. Trust in this advice that has been honed by countless students of medicine and engineering.
Claim
>>684945969
err I'm going to pretend I didn't see that
>>684946030
>>684946016
>>684945969
Buhahahaha.
>>684946030
oh no
my plan of being alone forever since I hate people... what have I done?
>>684945969
>>684946016
>>684946030
looks like you're gonna be seeing it quite a bit :o
Semi-afk, busy.
>>684945911
>this guy is scary when he spikes you ;-;
No he is cute and hilarious when fed and can kill an adc with knockup > ult.
>>684945947
I see, Then why don't you sleep like 3 hours, that way you still have 1 hour to recover from being groggy.
>>684946128
>
>>684946097
I will fight fate with the help of a 2L bottle of bleach and some thumbtacks.
>>684946097
Aren't you such a snowflake?
hello and goodbye ;(
>>684945911
>>684946206
No no no. He's cute when he's wearing a tophat and monocle.
But really though, i'd just rather stay up. I'd normally go to sleep in about an hour or two and i'm straight awful at going to sleep on demand.
Used to work graveyard and it wasn't uncommon for me to want to sleep because i know i had to work later and to just lay in bed for 6 hours.
It's not big deal. I'll just sleep later and keep pushing my wake up time later in the day until i'm back on "normal people" time!
It's brilliant! or something...
>>684946521
Hi Mugi.
Bye Mugi.
>>684946248
not really a snowflake... more of an antisocial arrogant prick
>>684946521
Hi bye mugi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbsjtPAuTnI
>>684946577
>>684946206
I should use him so i can be the spiker >:o
>>684947049
Do I hear wedding bells?
>>684946577
>when he's wearing a tophat and monocle.
Best skin indeed, other than that, jurassic and battlecast the other skins don't have anything fancy.
>lay in bed for 6 hours.
Jesus thats rough, a lot of people seem to have messed up sleeping schedules here so good luck with that.
>>684946748
Thats how it works in mobas... You think something is OP/annoying? Play it yourself!
>>684947049
Not enough peaches for perfection.
>>684947291
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kagami claimed
>wedding bells edition
I overslept.
>>684947049
>>684947291
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