Can we see your tits?

Can you show tits?

Please, tits?

>the cat is not drunk

Oh, good. I was worried.

Can we see your mammary glands?

>>684928846
Bronwen?

>>684928846
If I get trips, would you have sex with three of us, and have your cat act as the camera man?

Why isn't the cat drunk?

>>684928846
Have your cat post op. You're too drunk and slow

>>684929051

My cat would be the loud drunk.

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>>684928846
Why are you so ugly? Why do you own cats? Kill yourself

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>>684928898
>>684928957
>>684929048
>>684929116

i guess but this isnt cat related...

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>>684928846

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>>684929721
those are some bad man tits ya got bro, do you even lift?

>>684928846
GET THE CAT DRUNK RIGHT MEOW

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>>684930010

sweety show us more :-*

>>684930126

i tortured him enough today by putting him in a dog harness and trying to walk him.

>>684929842
yes now the thread can proceed normally, thanks for following the rules

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>>684929842
Ok thnx pls stop posting now bye

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>>684929842

>>684930184
exactly why he need to unwind

>>684930191

i try.

do you have any questions for my cat tho

>>684929842
would you shlickle my peeny for a gold coin?

>>684930256

is it a pretty gold coin?

>>684928846
ew

>>684930249
yeah whats is favorite alcoholic drink

don't give the cat alcohol. don't make me turn this thread into a murder

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>>684930144
My cats wouldn't put up with that

>>684930329

in the form of a question please

>>684930366

i wont give the cat alcohol. believe me

>>684930366

only a little bit wouldn't hurt you nigger

>>684930249

What is it's name? Looks a lot like my cat

>>684930419
what the fuck is wrong with you

op ask your cat who he is voting for.

>>684928846
why isnt the cat drunk?

>>684930346

I'd probably have to say either a Greyhound or a Screwdriver. Vodka is my jigglyjam but tonight I had some weird tequila and spice shit at the bar

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>>684930144
why torture your kitty?
he didn't make your boobs sag like an old guys balls

>>684930370

my cat puts up with a lot

>>684930459

his name is Nova.

Kind of a bitch name bnut it's what the shelter had for him so i went with it.

>>684930510

He says Trump will make America great again.

Build a wall and keep all the fucking mice out

>>684930689
looks more like a blackhole

>>684930539
nice

>>684928846
spreading ur pussy? :3

>>684930817

his hole is not black tho

>>684929842

Cat on tits?

>>684930632
Mine were both shelter too. The gray one was infested with ear mites and ringworm. I saved his little ass

>>684930876

i did my fair share of posting my body on /b/ tonight. not getting too many positive comments so i'll pass on the pussy

>>684930876
why would you want to see a spread cat?

>>684930956

awwwwww :(

Not even five days after I took mine home he got a nasty bladder infection that must have been pre existing

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>>684930791
ay! fuck you puta bitch

>>684929842
Ok, I kinda want to see more.

>>684930328
Coin be shiny as fuck

Kill yourself.

>>684930984
wha-- where the fuck do you think you are right now?
>not getting too many positive comments

like really? WE ARE NOT POSITIVE PEOPLE FUCKING DYKE

>>684928846
how long have you been on 4chan? you seem to be well informed about the tits rule

>>684931130

stealing all our damn treats and shit >.>

>>684931177

ok

>>684930144
https://m facebook com/photo.php?fbid=1071507816225513
Don't use Facebook pics my friend :^)

>>684931239

you caught me

i'm a fucking pussy loving dyke (see first photo you can see i am with the pussy)

>>684930984
just because your tits look like bean bags and you got more stretch marks than a 70s trampoline don't mean we won't fap to your beastly vagoo

>>684931314

scary shit.

Didn't know that could be done. GG.

>>684931495

Fair enough. It is the internet after all.

>>684931090
Where are you from

>>684931314
that link took me to some russian guy weird

Can you please share your ass with us femanon?

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>>684931770
I will not friend you, don't even ask.

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What about showing ya feets? Because fuck it, drunk stuff

did she get scared because we found her?

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>>684929842
hawt

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>>684931814

i guess

this one is an old one that i think is already circulating from soc so if you've already seen it sucks for you im too lazy to go take another one

>>684932096

a little bit and i've been fidgeting with my security settings but i mean whatever i guess

>>684931975

yeah give me one second hold on

>>684932180
thanks! You are very attractive! Whats your cats name.

>>684930901
bumping this one

have you considered trying it cat? it tastes pretty alright

whose the prettiest pussy?
not you bitch, I am asking the kitty cat...

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>>684932327
you are the cats pajamas

>>684932180
love it.(:

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>>684931975

>>684929842
Absolutely terrible.

>>684932566
Nice dubs, and this is a REAL question! Bumping dat shiet

>>684932611
fallout monopoly?? play a round with your cats

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http://poal.me/g0fnxc

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>>684932611
I need more, yet I cant hog the attention

>>684930901
>>684932472

I'm trying but he just wants to sleep

/b/ sure does love ugly cat bitches.

>>684932566
>>684932720

Nova says: Orangey is by far the prettiest cat of them all. Not only famous for their acting work but famous amongst us cats for their GORGEOUS coat!

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>>684928846
More feet?

>>684932963
they make us feel less disgusting

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>>684932892

how do you foot photo tho

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>>684932741

Close enough?

>>684932918
Try harder, please

>>684933370
You're better than that.

>>684933605
I suggest going at a good angle? Soles are appreciated <3 Doing good so far, yo

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>>684933679
Okay, marry me?

>>684933753
Please tell me that's how you speak in real life.

>>684933818
You'd spend the rest of your life with this this ugly, saggy titty, stretch marked monster?

>>684933837
Unfortunately, yes. Kill me.

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>>684933718

This is the best it's gonna get. He won't sit still unless he's on my bed

>>684933906
Eh, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

>>684933995
put boobs on his head for the lols? XD

>>684934034
It's called desperation. Don't get the two confused.

pussy on pussy?

>>684934034

thank you

You have a black cat, and fallout merch?
I have a black cat and fallout merch.
we should fuck

>>684933974
No. Kill Yourself, yo.

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>>684933995
kek

>>684934226
Don't forget to bring your harpoon with you, Ahab.

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>>684934150
You could be right, but these days, i dont see the difference. People get lonely, so look for the best in people. even if it's some shitty similar interest like the fallout franchise.

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>>684934226

but do you have an emergency can of beans at your bed side?

>>684934149
This

>>684934226
Damn Casanova, calm down.
At least offer her some donuts to get her wet first.

>>684934284
Not planning to an hero today. Ill keep it i mind though

>>684934430
These are the REAl questions LMAO

>>684934409
So you're going to disregard *actual* beauty and just say, "eh, I'll take what I can get"?

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>>684928846

You're just lovely, write to me on paper PLEASE

"With love for LAMPOCHKA-SAMA"

I myself am from Russia)

>>684934149
I second this

>>684931859
Please ?? <:3

Thread is bumped all the way up

>>684934597
is it autism awareness month already?

>>684934430
kek

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>>684934628

>>684932180
Hairy ass ewww woudfuk/10

>>684934430
I do now.
>been two years since I've had pussy, I guess I'm desperate.

>>684934766
That was last month. But I'm still celebrating.

>>684934149
THIS OP.

>>684934430
What kind of emergency could these possibly be used for? Kitchen is just 20 feet too far away?

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>>684932611
Grose

>>684935072
Zombie apocalypse you fucking dildo

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>>684934914
>LAMP GUY

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>>684935020
>>684934629
>>684934455
>>684934149

im going to jail for animal abuse

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>>684932611

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>>684934914
Thank you, but I wanted to label your photos in full and (

>>684935226
Gros

>>684935182

it is 5 am and i don't feel like writing all that shit

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>>684935220

>>684935220
kek, nice.

>>684935220
What waters do ye roam?

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>>684935220
OP Is as god as Fed Ex With deliveries

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A question for the cat.
What are your views regarding recreational drugs?

>>684935220
Place full cat in vaginer

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>>684935472

I try.

>>684935505

Nova: Smoke weed erry day

>>684935563

i feel like he's been through enough today

>>684935131
Oh, obviously for the zombie apocalypse that will surely happen. How stupid of me.
Why can't you just admit you're a fat cunt that eats beans in bed to avoid getting up?

>>684935623
Your cat is pretty cool, would hang out with.

>>684935446
Kek. I like you.

>>684928846
Why are you so fat?

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>>684935716

BECAUSE I DONT EVEN LIKE BEANS

Do people even eat beans straight out of the can???

I have the beans there because I'm a piece of Master Race trash who has played over 2000 hours of DayZ standalone and one day I was walking through the grocery store and the beans caught my eye so I bought them.

>>684935833

Because pizza is really good

>>684935901
>over 2000 hours DayZ Standalone
That's over 83 days playtime. Steamproof or didn't happen.

>>684929842
Ugly/10. Please, never, ever show those disgusting things you call tits to anyone ever again.

>>684935751

He's pretty cool. Doesn't give a whole lot of fucks.

>>684935901
1V1 ME ON MINEKRAFD QS TRKCHOD PEW PEW PEW IFON 6 NS BROWAHH

>>684935935
And you have no self control because you are a pathetic waste of life

>>684936141
You take my self
You take my self control

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>>684936009

My main steam account.

>>684935901
I get that you're telling me a story to convince me that you're not a fatass eating beans in bed... but I don't believe you.

>>684936297
Math is not your strong point is it?

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>>684936297
>>684936009

my shared account with my brother which is where I started playing. It's pretty much just his now,

>>684936297
>>684936393
That's actually no proof. Post real steam account with a picture of you.

>>684936297
If I could somehow give you my steamID without letting all the feggits get it I would. You're someone I need more of in my life

>>684936443
This is some good beta cringe

>>684936441

... how

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>>684936443

thats fuckin GAAAAAAAAAY

>>684936443
You know nothing about her aside from:
> 1. She plays fallout
> 2. She has cats
> 3. She's hideously fat as fuck
> 4. She eats beans in her bed
Is this really the kind of person you want to associate yourself with, anon?

Meow meow meow meow

>>684934371
Kek'd lol

>>684936675

all is true but number 4

I'm taking husband applications.

Just to clarify: beans are fucking gross

>>684936575
>Log into your main steam account
>Upload a picture of yourself with it
>post it here
>???
>PROFIT

>>684936443
Chill yourself before you kill yourself, Romeo.

>>684936753
You keep saying that, but the beans in your bed beg to differ.
You know what I have on my bed? Blankets and pillows. Any food for emergencies? No. Because my kitchen is a literal god damn 35 feet from my room.

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can we look at your vagina pleas?

>>684936675
>>684936753
Shut up piggy, no one believes you. Now go back to stuffing your gaping mouth with beans you fat hag.

>>684937036
Please no. OP, if you care about the sanity of anyone in this thread, you'll keep that meat locker under wraps.

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>>684936804

i dont really wanna give you fucks my steam tbh

>>684937148

don't worry! The only pussy here will be Nova!

>>684937186
And frankly we don't even want that one here.

>>684936549
>>684936638
>>684936675
>>684936807

This is 4chan, you really think you're a fucking alpha? please. Beta is about as good as this site gets.

I'm tired of fucking with party girls and uptight bitches, this chick has shown interest in at least 3 things I like, and honestly I don't mind a bit of chubb. I'm getting too old for this shit, time to settle down with a nice gamer girl.

>>684928846
Does dunkin donuts deliver?

>>684936549
Bean cringe*
Requesting picture of beans between breast, or between feet, dealers choise.

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>>684937294

One of those was me (OP)

>>684937294
Alright danny glover, calm down.
First off, you're never gonna meet this chick so get the fuck over me "saying mean things" boo-hoo. Btw, she's less angry than you are.
B) it's more than a bit of chub
And third of all, you clearly need to get your eyes checked.

>>684937421
The real question is, which one?

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>>684937186
who is nova?
i want some vagina
someone post a vagina
any vagina will do

>>684937294
Bit off chubb? That ugly thing is a fucking whale, and she has no self respect whoring herself on 4chan. My wife is a solid 8/10 with no fat and a gamer aswell, they are out there anon, do not settle for fat ugly bean gulping smelly whores

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everyone this is me so can you please back off? im not even that fat!

>>684937565
Already cracked that mystery.
>>684936549

let the cat lick ur clit!!!!!!

>>684937594

Nova is my fucking cat,

>>684936753
>Plays Fallout
Cool
>Has Cats
I have a cat
>Fat as fuck.
Is there a full body pic? I didn't see one, She didn't look too fat.
>Eats beans in bed
I gotta say im a little conflicted about this one, i mean mostly if you spill them....

But probably not Australian so doesn't matter.

>>684937696

Wrong. Try again.

>>684937666
trips approve

>>684937696
Nope, thqt was me and I am not OP

>>684937745

Not Australian. I'm in EST.

>>684937791

DAMN not only trips! 666! maybe satan will finally accept my lesbian application!

>>684937774
Well then here you go, you chunky hoe. >>684936638

>>684928846
do you have any thin friends who can show their tits?
chubby is not for me

>>684937745
This guy fucking gets it, and no shit I'm not gonna meet her, but damn I wouldn't mind finding someone similar.

>>684937152
Holy shit, I have 270h in Borderlands 2 and thought that was way too much... I must step up my game

>>684937892

DING DING DING

I would like to hear more about the cat. What is a typical day for Nova?

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>>684937734
o
well i was sitting on my leg for a while and then i got off of it and the tingly feeling in my leg makes my penis feel like im about to cum
:) help me

>>684937912

Psh. I think I have more than that in every Sims game. Step up your game, dawg.

>>684937912
>270h
>way too much

Fucking casual faggot, what are you even doing on 4chan?

>>684937926
Alright humpty dumpty, what do I win?

>>684937953
Wake up, its dark, cant breathe

Fuck, I am caught in OP's fat flaps again.

>>684937953

Eat, sleep, meow at 5 am to wake me up because he's a cunt, sleep, eat, meow to wake my family and whoever else up, shit, eat, sleep, scratch shit, sleep

>>684938023

The opportunity to make this guy's night
>>684937961

>>684929842
You have nice natural tits. They look fun as fuck

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>>684937992
I do not know anymore... beaten by a girl... lost my purpouse...

>>684938082
Do you ever produce art for/of him, such as poetry or drawings?

>>684938188

thanks boo

you can find a picture of them with my cat somewhere on here

>>684937825
EST, A shame.
A damn shame.
Oh well.
I'm sure you'll find a blonde long haired guy there who lives by the coast likes surfing and diving and hiking and computer games and paints and is a geologist.

>>684938204

get reky becky

>>684938188
>Having standards this low

>Being this desperate

Which one is it?

>>684938294

Would be interested. Was one bad life choice away from going into Geology for school. Too bad I failed 12 University math.

Pleeease OP show us vagoo

>>684938204
>>684937992
>>684937912

810 hours Arma 3
1302 hours CSGO
219 hours Fallout 4
290 hours GTA V
219 hours Arma 2 (probably more cause I played on cracked servers a lot before buying it)

Am I a casual feg?

>>684938356
i have no friends irl and im okay with anyone at this point ;0;
i want to bust some nuts and play games ;0;

>>684937961
How about you fuck yourself and release into your own ass.
>>684938155
Thanks op, best gift ever.
I'm suprised you're still awake. Don't the morbidly obese usually fall asleep pretty early due to blood pressure stuff?

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I just got here and saw the Steam stuff, and OP is a real gamer!
love the cat, by the way

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>>684938452
im down
but my dingo isn't long enough to bend back into my own ass. when it soft sometimes i can get the tip in a little but thats all.

>>684938433
I reckon you wasted all that time on CSGO

>>684938447
A vacuum with a wig is a better option than OP.

>>684938433

No but I am displeased with your time and effort into CSGO. How do you manage to play so much? I only have 97 hours and I am so sick of it.

- OP here

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Show us your meaty cunt then?

>>684938563
I'd give a good 300 hours to idling, maybe another 200 to map making.

>>684938452

Well I drank a bunch of coffee earlier which will probably force my heart to go into cardiac arrest later but whatever

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>>684938592
are you trying to make me kill myself? what if the vacuum rips my dingo inside out

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>>684938433
After Borderlands come MW2 on 200h from when I was a "pro gamer" in my teens... I feel so casual right now

>>684938641
So basically a win/win

>>684938602
This

Old op we need to see

>>684938447
OP is shit tier woman, there are proper beautiful gamer girls out there, go get one, all you will get from OP is beans in the bed and a rotting smell of flesh as diabetes has taken her foot.

>>684938602
Please op

>>684938602
Get them flaps out op

>>684938612
Yeah, at least a quarter of my 400 Fallout New Vegas hours are me installing mods, finding out that the game crashes at startup, and then reinstalling mods

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>>684938592

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>>684938257

took an art class once but he doesn't seem to be interested in my old sketches.

>>684938775
>do eeeet

>>684938668
Did you not look at any pictures op posted? She has pork n beans in bed. What makes you think this hog won't eat your dick?

>>684938602
Omg yes

>>684938597
Ayy, OP is indifferent towards CSGO too!
Happy to be here

>>684938828

OP here: not a fan of meat. I prefer pure lard.

>>684938828
You didn't get the DayZ memo did you? That can o beans is no different than the princess peach figurine you shoved up your ass last week.

>>684929842
pretty hot tbh

SHOW US YA FAT FLAPPY CUNT YOU DIRTY SLAG

>>684938956

OH FUCK THAT WAS GOOD HA

>>684938973
DO IT NOW YOU HAIRY LITTLE WHORE

>>684939039

im ok thank you

>>684939028
I'm here to surprise, and delight.

At least that's what my shirt says.

>>684939039
SHOW ME YOUR HOLES NOW YOU FUCKING LITTLE SLUT!

>>684936675
since he's a lonely fagget who has no friends... yes, i bet he would accept a muslim cumming in his anus anytime

>>684939107

my shirt says "jenny the realtor sold me a house" but that doesn't matter