tickle

Figure out how she fit on my tiny twin bed

>>684925624
well she looks pretty small

ask if it was good for her too

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>>684925071

Squeeze her tits and cum on her braces.

Murder her

>>684925071
smell armpits
then pee on her armpits to mark my territory

>>684925692
obviously nigga, she underaged

>>684925071
her mouth looks dry. bet her breath stinks

"What the fuck are you doing in my house"

>>684925071
*Inserty the Penor*

>>684925071
Put arms down and slip her shirt straps down then flip her shirt under her bra
After that pull her tits out of the top of her bra and titty fuck her until I coat her face

Pour bleach in her vagina.

More pics fag

>>684925071
Rip off braces with a bite.

have sex with her

Wonder where the strange blanket came from

>>684926700
that's no blanket. that's her dad wearing a flannel shirt

cuddle up to her, pretend to be asleep also, but start sucking on those underage titties over her shirt, and when she wakes up, I'll pretend I was asleep and was just a dream, claim I was sleep titty sucking or something...

Ask her to post more pics

>>684925071
Clearly you're under a blanket with a cute sleeping girl... you should be quite and not wake her.

Optionally, cuddle her.

>>684925071
Well, clearly, I am in the wrong house.

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>>684926850
>sleep titty sucking
kek

>>684925071
>look
>scream
>jump out of bed and freak out
>throw the person out
wtf

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>>684927371
>kek
>gay retard pic
i don't like you

>>684925910
Are you me?

>>684927203
Back to 9gag.

Cuddle her and enjoy the warmth and her smell...

Wait was that weird?

I remember how my wife's smell would drive me insane when we were young... like her smell was better than any drug could possibly ever be.

Miss that in a way. I mean, we're still with each other now but... we're more calm now.

>>684927678
fucking animu Weeaboo, fucking crawl back in your moms ass.

>>684926823
underrated post

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>>684928107
animus? on my 4chan?

>>684928408
underage poster

>>684925071
Pluck those armpit hairs out then wake her up and tell her to go brush her teeth because her breath stinks and smells of chips and food stuck in her braces.

>>684928715
>Pluck those armpit hairs
>then wake her up
She must be one sound sleeper.

>>684928520
Why are like 99% of people who like anime so fucking annoying?

Like honestly nobody gives a fuck you like anime.

>>684929280
What you're saying is

you're the 1%

>>684925071
insert my penis inside her nose nasal septum - alternative just kill myself..

Duct tape that mouth because I hate braces and violently rape her for days

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>>684929280
shut up

>>684929487
That edge is sharp, man. Be careful.

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>>684929280

>>684929430
>Why are like 99% of people who like anime
>99% of people who like anime
>like anime

>>684925071
Move penis to mouth

>>684929430
I'm not that anon, but that literally does not make any sense toward his observation.

>>684929547
>>684929599
>>684929649
The rest of you look a little butthurt.

>>684927678
>>684928520
>>684929547
when someone posts a fucking anime picture i always imagine some sad fucking smelly faggot with empty mcdonalds bags/cups all over his floor waiting for someone to reply to his obscure and totally exchangable piece of inferior manga bullshit he posted. i tried watching it and its for total pussies what the fuck crying and talking about love and fucking honour just fuck off please nobody thinks its funny

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>>684929768

>>684929649
>>684929768
Why do you tax the poor?

>>684929768
He just seems unnecessarily angry. >>684929910
He seems mad.

>>684929910
Is that because you're autistic and take everything so fucking seriously?

fap

>>684929658
I sleep nude 99% of the time, so easy bj

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>>684929910
if u dont like anime u must be gay

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>>684930050

>>684930196
if you do like it, you must be a virgin.

>>684929280
Continuing on from here.

Call anime faggots shit cunts and insult them and all their retarded brains can do in return is post some more shitty anime and whinge?

>>684925071
Put my penis in it.

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>>684930276
i am :( why u had to say it :(

>>684930276
Holy shit he's actually gay kek my sides.

>>684925071
Take a look at her tits and show

>>684929910
Well then. Okay, I thought the others looked a little butthurt. But, you. Oh boy, are you mad.

1. Don't like anime that much, then you probably shouldn't be anywhere on 4chan.

2. That underaged thinking.

3. I got nothing for this one.

I personally like anime, but definitely am not what you picture. I was going to try for an analogy here, but I got nothing for this either.

>>684925071
Think "Oh crap, I banged jailbait and don't remember" Then I waker her up and bang her so I have an orgasm that I remember. If I'm going to jail for it, I want to have a good memory of it.

>>684930369
>>684930379
You need a girlfriend, these posts show why you don't have one

>>684926502
are you me?

>>684930457
>waker

>>684930369
>>684930379
indeed, still pulling more ass, literally, then you though.

>>684925071
Do something bro cmon,... at least fill us in

>>684930457
Aside from your grammar, this is probably one of the better ones. Know you're going to jail? Have some fun, then.

>>684930435
I would gladly smash your face to tiny bits with a 10lb sledgehammer if I ever had the chance.

>>684930536
Two different post, but you practically admitted to being gay. I'm surprised you didn't tell me to get a boyfriend. You know being gay is a mental illness right? Also I don't even like anime I just thought it's funny how you won't even refute being gay.

>>684930930
Edgy, are you 15? Because otherwise it's sad you still act like this.

>>684930930
>10lb sledgehammer
But, Stan, why you mad?

>>684930208
Anon, I'm asking if you have autism because you're very upset.

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>>684930536

>>684931124
>>684931159
Whatever kid. Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you? Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby? Fuck off.

>>684931601
My jimmies aren't even rustled mate, lol. Your jimmies seem to be all over the floor.

>>684931601
You are not only 15 but so incredibly mad, be careful not to cut yourself on all that edge.

>>684931549
Holy shit you're such a fucking dumbass, you know that?

>>684931549
>Gaaaayyyy
>tumblr

>>684931725
Why are they a dumbass?

>>684931703
>>684931724
God fucking dammit, don't even try to bring this argument anywhere else. I won't respond, or I'll think of something to get you mad since you're easily made upset.

>>684925071
Support my daughter and tell her that it's progressive to have hairy pits

>>684931918
Bro, just stop trying. See that x in the top left hand corner of that screen? I think it's time you click it.

>>684931918
We're both laughing at you right now. Why is this so serious for you?

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>>684931725
Your jimmies are so damn rustled, it's not even funny anymore

> I lied, it still is

sauce? also would gently bite lips and niples

>>684932114

Serious business.

>>684932205

Why do you have pictures of little cartoon girls saved?

>>684932378
I just went and reversed it for you. All's I got was links to the 4chan archives and other random porn related stuff that has nothing to do with picture.

Basically, I got nothing, mate.

>>684925071
Smell

>>684932595
He probably wants to fuck them.

>>684932595
Here, I thought you were just underaged. Now, I see you're just straight up fresh off the boat new.

Poke.

>>684932077
>>684932114
yeah great job stupid you sound like my mom always arguing with people that is really unnecessary. Don't lecture me, i never asked for this, why are you making paragraphs? are you purposefully trying to argue with me and act as if your IMPRESSING ME?Because welcome to the world buddy, YOUR NOT, don't EVER talk to me like this AGAIN, don't talk to me like i'm 2 years old,because i'm not,and i won't tell you all this bull shit about what?oh right.LIFE DUMB ASS.take an ice bath and wake up to reality.

>>684932595
i think little cartoon girls are sexy
also im not the guy. im just saying.
they're hot

>>684925071
Take a pic and make a thread on /b/ saying
>wake up
>see this
wat do?

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>>684932595
Only to let you become mad.
Is it working?

You fuckers that like anime can fucking fuck off. I personally think it's gay as shit and don't need to be told that "4chan is an anime site" because it isn't anymore. I come here for porn, gore, and hassling Canadians. Not faggy ass cartoons.

To answer OP, I'd look for a purse and steal her birth control and check her ID. If she's under 18 I'd shove all of her morning after pills down her gaping maw, is over 18 I'd cut that number in half and squeeze a titty and go to town.

>>684932833
You are either a troll or a hilariously sad child
If you are the first I applaud you.
>you sound like my mom
Can't stop laughing.

>>684928085
Go put your dick on her shoulder, that'll spice things up.

not gonna lie
futa and loli are pretty good
im no gay retard or anything tho
i like exhentai the best
:)
the day i got past sad panda
it was a good day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4UqMyldS7Q

>>684932951
>don't need to be told that "4chan is an anime site" because it isn't anymore
Lol, well alright. I think I'm done here. I'm bored now.

Late for me, anyway. Later, faggots.

>>684933234
w8, were u on the anime team or gay retard team?

>>684932951
>Anime is worse than gore
>Anime is gayer than trap porn.
I think you're not straight so you're projecting.

kill the bitch

>>684933322
trips to dubs has spoken
>>684932951
confirmed gay

>>684933292
I don't even know. Lol, I saw how angry that anon was getting and yeah.

I personally like anime, so yeah.

Anyway, later faggots.

>>684933447
ok :) bye friend

>>684932833
fuck you

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>>684932951
This is me right now

>>684933447
Night, anifriend :)

>>684933322
>>684933435

Nope, no trap porn and no jacking off to cartoons. I have a real life and have sex with real, human women. Stay thirsty, my friends.

>>684933755
prove it
u gay homo

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>>684929280
Maybe you're the one who's annoying?

>>684925071
360 and get the fuck out of there

Kick the mouthbreather out

>>684926095
Like I give a fuck

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>>684932595
Why do you not?

>>684933831
The only one here that's gay is you, seems like you wanna see some P in VG? Only a massive fag would want to see my cock even penetrating a vaginer. I'm gonna go grab some more beer and then come back and take you homos to school about this, queer.

Check for cameras and Chris Hanson. Then call cpc to take her away

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>>684933872
>>684932944
>>684932205
>>684930369
>>684929547

This entire thread is fucking AIDS

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>>684929487

>>684932778

That was my first post in this thread kid. Also, it's underage, not underaged. Stay in school.

>>684932881

No, it's sad.

>>684932944

Nope.

>>684934048

Nope.

>>684925071
Go back to bed

Roll over and go back to sleep, because it's too early for your shit.

>>684934817
faggot

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You faggots like Modelo?

>>684925071
Go to prison

>>684925071
Turn to the other side where her twin sister lies.

>>684936098
what the fuck is that?

>>684929280
>>684930277
you haven't seen annoying until you've been on /a/
tbh I like anime but I fucking hate all these annoying weeb retards on 4chan

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I need you guys to post your best, most perfect pussy pic so I can show my friend what a perfect pussy looks like.

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>>684937465

>>684937465
That was actually supposed to be a new thread lol. But I don't mind Hijacking

>braces
>go to prison

>>684937619
that is like 9.99/10; thanks anon

>>684936491
It's a fucking cheap spic beer that goes down easy. I live hardcore anon.

Back to my point, you queers need to look at more pussy and less anime.

>>684938317
>I live hardcore
No, you're just poor

>>684934129
Hello, John.

>>684938317
I can't stand anything under 100 proof. If i want to get drunk, i dont want to sip for hours. I want like 3 shots of 190 proof Gem Clear, back to back, and be done with it. (Yes, I'm a lightweight)

Gotta agree though....While the occasional anime girl has caught my eye for a few seconds, The world is full of actual REAL pussy to spend too much time on Anime.

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>>684925855
jeezus

>>684938964
What do you prefer?

>>684938964
I've heard Modelo is pretty good from this guy I know that drinks the shit, but I keep my fridge full of Budweiser Black Crown, so I really don't give a shit.

>>684939499
Not John.

>>684939511
You do sound like a lightweight... I've put down 9 Tecates and 4 Modelos now, still pretty limber and coherent. I am a 6'4" Chad though so ...

I would recommend Modelo Negro, can't buy it in anything but a 32 oz. though. I needed another 12 and so far so good.

>>684939676
I dont understand how anyone can drink Beer in the first place. Tastes like shit, all of it. Who wants to guzzle down piss looking water with barely any alcohol in it? I guess its gotta be some acquired taste or something. Whatever works for you though.
ProTip: Get yourself a bitch beer (Wine Cooler, Hard Mike's something like that) and pour in 2 shots of the hardest stuff you have. Sip that shit.

>>684925071
"Where the fuck I am!?"
>Proced to fuck her and get back home.

>>684939995
>>684939975
>>684939757

Nah brah, if anything go 4 Loko. Adding liquor to bitch beer is a pussy move. Drink your shots and then have your beer. Or do what I'm doing in the middle of the work week and rip 20 beers. It's refreshing, try it.

>>684939975
Im not a big guy. 5'8", 165lbs. (1.7m, 74.8kg), but trust me, Being a lightweight has lots of advantages. Think about having to buy 1 bottle of decent whiskey and it lasting for like, 5 nights of partying.

>>684940236
Never tried a 4loko. Personally i'd rather just knock back the shots and call it a night. 1 shot of 190 proof every other hour is PLENTY for me.

>>684940241
That, on a weekend, would last one night. I would be drunk as fuck though. I guess I'm not a ful blown alchy tho.

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>>684929910

Is this a new meme?

How does a wat do thread turned into
Anime hate thread -> Perfect pussy thread -> Alcohol thread?

>>684940335
How do you mix it? I fuck around with grain alcohol/everclear and whenever I get a few in me I start lighting shots on fire and doing dumb/awesome shit. I prefer a good single malt if I'm drinking hard, I live in Portland the land of microbrews but get tired of overly-hopped IPAs. I turn to that Modelo to sip casually. Gonna be a shame when we build the wall and I can't get it anymore.

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>>684940603
Spiderman thread?

>>684940241
Damn I wish I could do that. I need to drink 2 bottles (0.7l) of whiskey in a night to get real drunk, but I've got a crazy high tolerance

>>684940618
I don't mix it. With something that tastes as shitty as pure grain, You want to get that over with as quick as possible. Stuff goes down like water, but hits your stomach like napalm.

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This is now YLYL thread

>>684940746
Are you from across the pond?

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>>684940714
That much would probably kill me. My girlfriend could out-drink 10 of me. Shes tiny, like, super tiny. (4'11, 78lbs) but for some reason she just metabolizes like fucking crazy. Luckily though, she just doesnt like to drink.....So it works out in the end. I toss a few shots, get insanely happy, and everything is good.

>>684940806
Northern Arkansas. And yes, Its every bit as bad as it sounds. Except the Incest...hardly ever happens. Mostly because if anybody finds out, its pretty much open season on them, and they leave.

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>>684940866
sauce?

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>>684941008
Nope sorry, random save

>>684939995
Ever try a Belgian abbey ale?

>>684941314
Yup. Lived in Seattle for about 6 years, Every few days people were coming over with new beer for me to try, convinced they would find the secret recipe and i'd like it. Closest they ever got was some really dark beer that i forgot the name of. It was bad, but by far the best i tasted.

>>684940968
I have family from Arkansas. Traveled to there once and I just remember seeing a bunch of homeless jigaboos burning trash in barrels. I was young... maybe 8?

The everclear is good, I would imagine. We have access to stills up here too.

Cut one of her arms off to check for age.

If its legit, fuck her tits.

>>684941700
Unless you live Inside city limits, thats pretty much how everyone here deals with trash. I did it too till i was about 16, when i moved to a better part of the state. The people are generally kind, but good gentle jesus are they stupid. I don't know whats worse. The 95% Christian population that tries to convert everyone else, claiming how mighty in Christ they are. Or the .5% that are angry atheists who seem like they build shrines to James Randi. Both are equally stupid, and i get caught in the middle.

wow...Ok im shutting up, im about to start ranting again. Cheers man, thanks for not being a shitposting idiot :)

>>684942049
You too friendo, hold it down in Arkansas for me. I'll ream out some hippies for you here in Portland.
I look like I would be one I suppose, but surprise bitches! This next Modelo is for you and the good ol' south.

>>684941886
Hell yeah. Young sapling porn

>>684943120
>sapling porn
WUT?

>>684925071
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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>>684937465
Would you lick it?

>>684945533
MODS

>>684945533
that looks so good

>>684945533
yep, like pig in melow

>>684945770
Mod here, sup?

>>684925071
masturbate her

>>684945770
shut up, faggot

>>684925071
/eat her bracers & the bit between her upper lip and nose

>>684946345
reported for impersonating moderators

>>684932205
cancer of /b/

>>684947097
no u

>>684946611
Reported for butthurt

>>684949505
Reported for being a faggot.

>>684950117
Reported for reporting

>>684937619
probably the best pussy i've ever saw, always think about this picture when i cannot find a sense in my life.
thanks for the reminder

>>684925071
wake up again

>>684925071
Shave that damn armpit

>>684950312
Reported for reporting a report

>>684925071
go to jail.

>>684929658
That's probably a girl, not a trap

>>684925071
smell her armpit while I jerkoff

>>684926034

Yessss

>>684952391

Bruh you are me

>>684952127
Thats okay, i would let her swallow my semen

>>684925071
Get up from bed, wake her. Take a shower and get ready to drove her to school

jesus christ i would call the cops what the hell is wrong with you people you think waking up with strangers in your house is a good thing?

I'd probably wake her by fist fucking her asshole, then I'd have her make breakfast while I read a good book.

>>684953960
No one said it was YOUR house. YOU may be the stranger...

>>684954256
what the fuck kind of a weirdo do you have to be to sneak into other peoples houses and fall asleep in their beds what in the holy fuck is wrong with you people?

>>684925071
More like this?

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>>684953960
Wait, if a strange girl tries to rob your house, can you rape her?

>>684954343
Nah bro, it was YOU. YOU woke up in some else house and bed and called the police. Now deal with it.

>>684925071
YELL FOR THE MODS.

>>684954435
Only if you keep her chained in your basement so she can't tell people.

>>684954495
nah that is you weird fucks

>>684939511
>>684940241
Animé hater is a fucking manlet. What a surprise.

>>684925071
tell my daughter to get off my bed.

>>684955133
I believe you 100%

>>684954434
Like what?

>>684955434
Like that image

>>684955581
Can you post it?
I don't know what image that you're talking about

always forget to burry them

Brush her teeth

MICROWAVE EVERYTHING!

I wonder what it smells like hahaa

>>684929280
anime is stupid, for kids mate. anime fangots should get a grip of reality jesus christ

>>684930369
get that shit outta here anime fanggot

>>684955757
Edgy

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>>684956594
>>684956656
Isn't there a subplebbit somewhere, missing your wonderful contributions? Do us all a favour and fuck off. Normie cunt.