Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:03:49 Post No. 684892319 [Report]

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:06:17 Post No.684892649
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Guess I'll just sit it out here then.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:08:08 Post No.684892893
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>>684892649
I have no reason to live and would like to be vaporized.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:09:43 Post No.684893112
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>>684892893
Perhaps you should talk to Mr. Neelix about that.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:11:42 Post No.684893386
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>>684893112
Maybe I should talk to the homeless guy about a mortgage. Are you packing heat or what?

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:12:39 Post No.684893521
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>>684893386
...what?

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:14:50 Post No.684893894
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:14:50 Post No.684893894 [Report]

I think i have the Vidiian phage... Or eczema.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:16:40 Post No.684894205
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:16:40 Post No.684894205 [Report]

My ass has a large crack in it. I think it's broken.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:17:16 Post No.684894302
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Help ive lost an arm

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:17:28 Post No.684894328
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Doc, I've had this awful rash ever since I came through the teleporter.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:17:37 Post No.684894358
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>>684893894
Let me take a look. Is it weeping?

>>684894205
That's....that's normal for a human.

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>>684894302
I can relate.

>>684894328
Ah, Mr. Barkley. Please see Kes about that rash.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:20:31 Post No.684894864
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>>684894466

But Doc, I get the feeling I don't have much time left. Just yesterday I grew horns.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:20:48 Post No.684894907
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I want to make babies, but I can get it up
What do?

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:21:38 Post No.684895064
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>>684894864
I guess that makes you...

>horny

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:21:42 Post No.684895080
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I've been trying to shit for days now but i just can't. What should I do doctor?

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:22:16 Post No.684895194
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>>684892319
I'm ugly. And a virgin.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:22:39 Post No.684895279
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>>684895064

I'm serious! I really grew horns!

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:23:17 Post No.684895382
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>>684895080
I'll need to take a closer look at your bio-scans.

>>684895194
Go to Holodeck 2, and run simulation, "Troi Tiddies gamma."

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:23:32 Post No.684895422
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:23:32 Post No.684895422 [Report]

i forgot how to type

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:23:59 Post No.684895489
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>>684895279
Tom's right. You really are,

>horny

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:24:17 Post No.684895535
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:24:17 Post No.684895535 [Report]

Ples hlep docta i hev autismo

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:24:20 Post No.684895546
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:24:20 Post No.684895546 [Report]

I masturbated while rubbing my dick into 7 of 9's panties and now it assimilated when I pee.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:24:30 Post No.684895573
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>>684895382
But doctor. I don't wanna fcuk a hologram. I'm a real boy. And I need a real girl.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:25:20 Post No.684895693
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>>684895546
I apologize. I must have left some nanoprobes in my uniform.

>>684895573
Very well. Remove your clothes. Doctor, I'll take it from here.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:25:29 Post No.684895722
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>>684895489

Doc! It's happening again!

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:26:15 Post No.684895837
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>>684893521
I apologize for him, doctor. He's been using some of that good Kush, and he's not used to it yet.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:26:17 Post No.684895847
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>>684895722
That's...that's NOT normal.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:27:00 Post No.684895947
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>>684895837
Have you been smoking on my ship?

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:27:08 Post No.684895970
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>>684895693
No! I remember you! Your vagina has teeth! Get away from me!

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:27:49 Post No.684896060
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>>684895970
>Resistance is futile.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:27:56 Post No.684896077
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>>684895947
Not since last time, Captain.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:28:04 Post No.684896111
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>>684892319
computer: end program.

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Gtuyss i tgibk i hvae a srtkoe

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:29:03 Post No.684896263
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>>684895847

Oh good, it's starting to wear off.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:29:17 Post No.684896296
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>>684896077
Very good. Because you know, if I catch you smoking...

>you're beaming directly into space

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:29:37 Post No.684896355
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>>684896060
No, stop! Please! I.... I serve the Borg. Assimilation is inevitable. Resistance is futile. Also, my dick is indefinitely flacid now.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:29:44 Post No.684896372
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>>684896111
COMPUTER, OVERRIDE.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:30:26 Post No.684896491
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>>684896355
Are you certain?

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:31:03 Post No.684896584
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>>684896372
Trips defeat your authority, Doc. Cease and desist!

>>684896296
Oh, shit. Not again.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:31:13 Post No.684896608
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>>684895947
Doctor, my dick is the size of a Pringles can.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:31:24 Post No.684896642
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>>684896263

I guess all that's left is to show off my cat...

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:31:52 Post No.684896716
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>>684896584
NO!

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>>684896491
*Remains silent because does not compute.*

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:32:04 Post No.684896737
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>>684896608
So you're hallucinating then?

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>>684896608
W-why are you telling me this? I'm the captain...

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:32:50 Post No.684896852
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>>684896642
>>684892319

DOOOOOOOOOOOC!

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:32:57 Post No.684896878
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>>684896737
No really, my dick is the size of a Pringles can.

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>>684896723
Very well. I will return to the Cargo Bay.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:33:15 Post No.684896929
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>>684896716
7 of 9, to the medical bay, ASAP!

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:34:01 Post No.684897047
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>>684896852
Dam son.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:34:07 Post No.684897062
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>>684896878
Ah, so an STD then?

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>>684896821
I thought you'd wanna know

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:37:40 Post No.684897586
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>>684897503
And who might you be?

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:37:56 Post No.684897619
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>>684892319
Doctor, help me. I believe I've come down with a case of... No, it's coming back again! Hold me, I'm going...

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:38:19 Post No.684897672
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>>684897503
SEE!?!?!?

Every god damn time I get into a thread, some faggot shits on it. I'm going to go back to shitting in other threads again!

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>>684897619
What seems to be the trouble?

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:39:15 Post No.684897791
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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:39:15 Post No.684897791 [Report]

Disco Fever?

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>>684897703
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>>684897828
by the gods....

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:40:44 Post No.684898034
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>>684897503

Ensign, teleport our "guest" directly to the brig!

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:41:53 Post No.684898196
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>>684892319
I tried out one of Ensign Kim's "special" holodeck programs, now it burns when I pee. And I shit out a Tribble this morning.

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>>684898034
Uh, Jean-Luc. I'm the captain here. Me. Janeway. This is the Voyager.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:42:36 Post No.684898284
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>>684898196
Oh sure, like it's MY fault.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:42:36 Post No.684898287
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Doc, Please help me, I'm black.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:43:09 Post No.684898355
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>>684897047
Doc, help.....there's a plasma coil in my anus...i...I think it's still on...

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:43:35 Post No.684898430
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>>684898287
Which reminds me, commander, have you heard of this thing called,

>BLACKED?

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>>684892319
Doc, lol, help I'm stuck!

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Doc, I'm addicted to anime.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:45:32 Post No.684898715
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>>684898430
Can't say that i have Major.....

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:45:43 Post No.684898739
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>>684898216
They only made you a captain to keep the fucking feminists off our backs. Go fuck yourself sarkesian.

>>684898287
There's no help for you. Have you considered suicide? I'm sure your dead wife would love to see you again. Locutus of borg would love to help

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:46:02 Post No.684898789
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>>684898715
I'd like to show it to you, and then maybe try it out sometime...

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:46:53 Post No.684898903
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>>684898739
You bald bastard. Now I see why Sisko hates you (other than the fact that you killed his wife).

Get off my ship.

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>>684898739

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:48:45 Post No.684899172
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>>684898903
Eat this kike whore

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:49:36 Post No.684899280
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>>684899172
Janeway to Tuvok, intruder alert!
>start with the little ones

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:54:05 Post No.684899889
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>>684898903

I don't recall any other captains losing their ship to a shit tier enemy like the Kazon.

Seriously you got your ass handed to you by people too stupid to invent their own tech. Its like losing to the Pakled.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:54:26 Post No.684899938
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Hey guys, what's going on in this threa-

Aw, hell. Not again.
ADMIRALLLLLLLLLL!

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:54:30 Post No.684899953
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>>684898739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX6bYpQAq4I

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:56:27 Post No.684900216
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>>684899889
Yeah, but we also didn't destroy half the fleet and nearly cause the Earth itself to be assimilated.

In fact, I DO recall beating the Borg on their home turf AND using their technology to get back halfway across the galaxy.

>your move, bald boi

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:58:21 Post No.684900453
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i have no words for this.....

and its amazeing

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:58:29 Post No.684900469
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Do you need sexual health instruction?

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:59:00 Post No.684900538
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>>684900469
Doctor, what the--?

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>>684900216

I recall you helping the Borg beat an alien race that was going to wipe them out completely.

I'm sure the billions of people they've assimilated since you fucked that one up are real impressed that you got your ship back home.

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Anonymous 2016-05-18 03:59:20 Post No.684900583
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>>684900216
Look here bitch. With any good star trek show/movie the captain is usually one of the most interesting characters. You and that stupid nigger are extremely uninteresting.

Just say no to affirmative action.

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>>684900574
ay man, sometimes you have to break a few eggs. At least we BEAT the Borg Queen instead of becoming cucked by her.

>>684900583
Q, you're just mad that we didn't fuck. I held out and you kept those blue-balls right up until that Q-chick agreed. You're also mad ol' Sisko decked you right in the nose, and you didn't do shit in return.

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