Just saw one of these magnificent bastards at the zoo this weekend /b/. Try to name one animal that could whoop this guy in a fight.
>protip: you can't
polar bear
A tumblrina
Rhino
>>684886089
Probably a whale or a dinosaur
>>684886613
A grizzly bear
>>684886529
Yeah I'm pretty sure polar bears are the strongest ones, and also the most dangerous ground animal on earth
>>684886089
>>684886529
Both of these at the same time.
>wait till it sleeps
>place a letter at its feet forged as his gf leaving him
>spread rumours to all bear friends that hes a looser and beat gf
>wait till bear commits suicide
things a giant pussy
>>684886897
Nigga that a sea animal.
Humans kill bears all the time.
>>684886721
Saw one of these too. Thing looked like a dinosaur. It'd be close
Rhino. Elephant. Polar bear. Human (with weapons). Eagle. Try again later, faggot.
>>684886879
big cats are the deadliest, a bear is huge but a cat can jump 30 feet onto your back and bite your head off
>>684887277
My cat can kill a bear.
>>684887057
I fail to see how an eagle can defeat a bear you cum-guzzling ass jizz stain of a homeless meth-whore
>>684887686
shit man that's bad luck. cat would win. aint even fuck with that
>>684887686
your cat looks like a slut
>>684887277
the romans proved the bears would always win
The Wolverine is the official animal of not giving a fuck. They'll go right up to a grizzly, claw it in the face and steal it's kill. Zero fucks. There's multiple cases of them killing Grizzlies and Polar bears.
Other than that or a human with a gun there's not much that can take a Grizz. They're way bigger and scarier when you see them in person in the wild.
A big constrictir snake. Anaconda and whatnot
>>684886089
as far as regular bears non grizzly like brown and black bears the akita breed of dogs have been known to take them down single handed
the grizzlies and polar bears id have to say naturally would only have humans(with weapons) to contend with
>>684888656
I doubt a Wolverine could take down a grizzly. they don't heal magically like in the movie
>>684888921
I think it would have its contenders, but damn if it wouldn't be a tough match for just about anything.
maybe a hippo?
>>684889183
i mean as far as polar bears maybe a walrus if they are in the water
but grizzlies maybe a moose could fuck one uf enough to make it die
>>684887776
Have you ever seen a full grown eagle? Things are fucking massive. Not to mention they've already been known to attack bears extremely frequently.
>>684889512
fuck dawg u alfa as fuck
>>684889511
oh shit. yeah guess you have a point. sorry bout the insult
>>684889071
They cling on the belly and don't let go until they've ripped the bears heart out. The bear can't really hit the wolverine. The bears heart is relatively close to the skin so it's easy to get to. A few humans have taken down grizzlies with a knife, so it's not impossible.
>>684889350
probably. I shit you not I watched a video on youtube of a grizzly taking down a moose in like a river or something. thought the grizzly would lose but he didn't. i was damn impressed. ever since then i've been a huge believer in the grizz
>>684889925
well now the grizzly has the grolar bear to contend with as well kinda forgot about that and i was saying it would possible for a moose to damage one enough that the bear would die in the end as well
One hippo would fuck up anything mentioned above
>>684889786
>bear lies down
>wolverine dies
just sayin
One of these niggers could probably give a bear a run for its money
>>684886089
Almost any type of whale would crush it without any effort.
>>684890551
true but unless you put them both in a cage somewhere when would that happen
>>684888656
Never killed a Grizzly. Never killed a Polar Bear.
>>684890095
It can shatter a Moose's spine with a single blow. Moose are massive but retarded as fuck.
>>684890551
Too small, not enough claws or teeth. Bears can run way the fuck faster.
Did someone say bear?
>>684890095
i like you
>>684891156
only bears from decent movies are allowed in this thread.
>>684891165
why because grolar bear?
>>684889261
>>684890303
These guys get it, not sure why no one else does.
>>684891274
You realize this movie was literally award-winning, right?
Did someone say bear??
>>684891316
They're way too slow on land. Not a chance.
The question is which bear is best
Did someone say bear???
I win.
An elephant can take down anything on land
Honey badger
>>684891694
He said animal dumbass
>>684891298
no because well now and as well kinda forgot about that
>>684891549
Black bear
Does someone has the extended version of pic related?
This is the most beautiful thread I have ever seen. Bless you all 4chan. You may all sleep well and find poon tonight.
>>684891536
We never specified location, and on dry land it would at least be a close fight.
>>684891536
>actually implying hippos are slow on land
go read a book on African wildlife
>>684891409
i realized it was so awful i neglected to see it so dodged a bullet there.
3 hrs of leo spitting into his beard and freezing/starving himself...i could have done that. why not just try acting
>>684891990
Ah, found the missing piece
That's the eagle we're looking for
>>684892029
>>684892129
Shut up you fat sack of shit.
>>684886089
Bengal Tiger?
>>684886089
Another bear, a much bigger one.
>>684891536
Hippos can run 30km hr. And i'm assuming in these hypothetical animal fights they are not running away.
>>684892204
That isn't a real bird retard.
>>684892363
Tiger could definitely kill one.
source: I've seen Jungle Book
>>684892363
Too small, it would be crushed,and probably not enough cutting power to do serious harm
humans consistently shit on bears and every other living thing on this planet
>>684892029
A hippo doesn't have the agility a bear has, and only has its mouth with large tusk-like teeth which can be difficult to sink into a bear that is almost twice as fast on land and much more agile, not to mention its claws ad mouth full of teeth that are meant for shredding apart flesh. The hippo could leave a hole in it or two at best, and might last awhile since it's thick skinned, but the bear would come out on top every time guaranteed.
>>684886089
an elephant
>>684892276
>actually underweight
>actually silent because on the internet
nice comeback, the person who resorts to insults first in an argument is the one who can't make a point.
>>684892204
kek
>>684891806
>>684888656
case closed
>>684886089
Any poisonious snake
A giant squid
A gorilla
A mosquito with Bear AIDS
>>684886879
Kodiak bears can get bigger, actually. They're a type of brown bear. can get heavier than 2k lb
>>684892817
Bear could give it some wounds for sure, but to actually win it would have to go for the neck, right by the hippo's car compactor of a mouth with incisors that could go from the top and out the bottom of the bear's head no problem, hippo wins every time.
>>684886089
Done in one strike.
>>684886089
a bull elephant otherwise nothing besides a human
>>684886089
Lesbian
>>684893171
This anon knows what's up, Hippo Squad ain't nothing to fuck with.
>>684891316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYNo4CEwbnU
>>684893348
>>684893383
>>684893065
Winnrars, but no fun to debate about, I say we talk about which combos would be the most fun to watch. (an elephant squishing a bear would admittedly be pretty kek though.)
>>684886879
kodiak brown bears are actually the strongest
>>684893128
No, they do not get over 2k lbs. Polar bears are larger than kodiaks.
A buffalo would probably fuck up a bear real nice.
>>684893394
I'd shit my pants quicker if I saw this IRL than I would seeing a bear.
>>684893790
And to clarify; largest as a norm, but not necessarily stronger.
>>684893595
the snake was a pretty damn good answer I hadn't thought about. checkmate, but fuck you
>>684892577
You will think about that once one of them start eating you
>>684893065
The word you were looking for is "venomous"
>>684888921
>>684894362
No, I meant Bear AIDS.
>>684890995
Maybe but a few well placed blows from a silverback could definitely put a bear down and out. Those beasts are strong as shit.
>>684886089
mad cow
bear eats mad cow, bear dies, mad cow lives on as a legend
>>684893790
Yes they do you mother fucking retard
http://digitalhorizonsonline.org/cdm/ref/collection/uw-ndshs/id/11951
Clyde was 2,132 lb in 1987 at the age of 22. You are fucking wrong.
Game over
>>684894879
he was also about 10 feet long
>>684895061
I don't believe I know that species? Python perhaps?
>>684894879
Isn't that the bear they overfed so much he had a fat layer of 9 inches?
And why the hostility? Is it past your bed time child?
A stick.
Bear fights stick, bear breaks stick, now there is 2 stick. Stick wins every time.
didn't some dude survive a bear attack with a ka-bar back in like the 1800's?
I'd say a parakeet could fuck up a bear any day of the week. Watch those vicious fucks in the pet store one day. You'll shit when you see it and fucking lobby congress to ban the sale of them afterwards.
>>684893985
This anon gets it.
>>684886089
A muddafucka shark with a laser attached to its head
>>684895736
isn't there a point where stick is no longer stick? Like dust? Or molecules? Atoms? What is the smallest unit of stick?
>>684896514
Stick no have smallest unit, stick can be many, stick can be few, stick is always stick.
Stick always win, stick is best at the fight.
>>684889511
we are talking about a fully grown brown bear, versus an eagle.
How do you even conclude that an eagle is any sort of challenge for a grown bear, does it have the wingspan of a cesna plane or some shit ?
>>684896514
it depends on your definition of a stick....
But even if there are always sticks left, it's not the same stick.
So the stick at the beginning lost, but sticks generally win....
>>684896818
a condor does. maybe he meant to say condor
>>684895315
Yes, that's my pet python. I named him Smith Wesson.
>>684896818
Wing Attack....
>>684886089
same animal, bigger guy....
>>684896539
what could be worse than this
>>684892817
the hippo would literally shred the bear into pieces
for land predators, the bear is the strongest and biggest in the world.
But a full grown hippo, rhino or elephant would make short work of a bear and fuckin massacre it
>>684892024
goodnight sweet prince
A pack of niggers
>>684894592
Not an animal. Not even alive, really.
At least botulism was alive.
>>684897413
First chair for a criticality accident.
>>684899039
what
>>684887014
>...Name one animal that could...
OP never mentions that it had to be a land animal.
>>684899396
a bear would drown in the ocean
>>684892204
Kek. Thought it was serious at first
>>684886089
Kinda disapointed in this thread. not one person has said russians
>>684888609
Polio?
Velociraptor
A fur trader
this thread just inspired me to watch animal fights on youtube for the past 30 minutes
>>684900285
did you see the one where the bear takes down the moose?
>>684886089
Elephant, Rhino, Siberian Tiger, black widow spider, a lot of poisonous snakes
>>684886987
Keked
>>684900165
I don't think so buddy
dubs for the dub god
>>684900843
kill me
>>684890551
bears gave killed plenty of black people mostly slaves in the circus
>>684900052
this
>>684891409
1989 by Taylor swift got album of the year. So implying winning awards mean shit
>>684886089
Orca, killer whales eat these fuckers when they swim from island to island. Also humans count as animals and we kill these fuckers all the time. Trust me, grizzlies swim all the time, every now and then one island hops from the mainland and the conservation officers get called in because the fucker gets inside somebody's house.
>>684900575
No on the spider, maybe on the snake, depends on fang length. Rear fang snakes don't stand a chance. Takes a lot to get through the fur and hide.